AISubs v3.5
"Gagino Tsukai Yara Yande" special, "Tsukichigi"
Ogeri Taiga!
I'm your host, Hamada Masato.
Nice to meet you.
Now, let's welcome tonight's special guest,
Hanasuka!
Now, one by one...
Hey, you over there, don't stare at me.
One by one, please introduce yourselves one by one.
Yes!
Last night, when I was at home,
I heard "Good luck, Yama-chan!" from outside.
When I opened the window and said "thank you",
the two boys happily came back home.
This morning...
Too long!
Now, let's welcome them one by one!
Yes, thank you!
Now, next!
And on top of the pie, there's a lot of Jimmy Onishi!
Thank you for having me!
The other day, I watched your first video of "Talk" for the first time.
When you did "Talk" in the past, I thought you were very kind.
I'm Kyontan's Matsumoto.
Yes, thank you!
Now, "Atacama Reading Book"!
Now, this is also a familiar one, "Atacama Reading Book".
I haven't written anything like it, it's just an English book like this.
Now, let me tell you how I wrote it!
The first topic is this!
"Elizabeth and Her Happy Comrades"!
It's a book like this.
It's a book called "Elizabeth and Her Happy Comrades".
It's about a time when everyone was partying in a garden in England!
But who is Elizabeth?
She's a queen.
She's a queen!
Yes.
Her happy comrades are...
Who are they?!
Please explain that!
Her happy comrades are...
people like these!
That party was a carnival party!
Where did my comrades go?
During the carnival party, comrades started to gather.
What do you want to say?!
Francisco Jabez appeared!
What's that?!
What's "Francisco Jabez"?!
It's a story about a comrade.
A story about a comrade?!
A comrade, Francisco Jabez, appeared!
Oh my!
He was a friendly comrade.
We danced!
We had fun dancing!
Finally, the president came and kissed us!
What?!
And in the end, we all went out somewhere!
Let's talk about Jabez.
I see.
Jabez is a very friendly and nice guy.
Jabez is dead.
Don't kill such a nice guy!
Because of this kind of Jabez, a letter arrived.
That's nice.
Another letter from another comrade.
Another one?!
It was from Teku-chan.
What's "Teku-chan"?!
Elizabeth was depressed.
She couldn't sleep again.
I see.
What are you laughing at?
Let's read it again.
Here is the second question!
How do you move a space shuttle that you can see with one eye?
Space shuttle...
Please don't look at me with cloudy glasses.
What are you saying?
Nobody is looking at you like that!
That's enough!
Get on!
Get on the space shuttle!
Yes, yes.
When you open the door...
Yes?
There is a deep chair.
Oh, is that so?
And when you push this lever...
...the space shuttle begins.
I see.
When I saw that lever...
...I thought it was obviously a lever.
Huh?
Am I "huh"?
Well, then...
...it is an "entangler"!
It has been quoted...
...in various books of the 18th century.
For example...
...the back of the space shuttle...
...had the shape of a switch.
No matter how you switched it...
...it still had the same shape.
But...
Move it!
There is an "on" and "off" buttons.
It's easy to understand.
Yes, it is.
And...
I pushed...
...the "on" button.
I pushed it hard.
And...
...it made a "click" sound.
And...
...what was that sound?
Yes?
When you drive in the space shuttle...
...you push the lever forward.
Yes.
Then...
...in the shuttle...
Hey, your phone is ringing!
The biggest "shuttle" in the world!
Headphone!
Phone!
No!
OK, I'll let you think.
OK?
With the movement of your mouth...
...let me tell you something.
Yes!
The first topic...
...is...
...this!
What? Mimic?
Mouth!
No, I said...
Mouth!
Look at my mouth!
That is...
Similar...
Idiot!
What is it? Please tell him.
Idiot.
What is it?
I don't know.
You don't know?
What is it?
You don't know?
I don't know.
What?
Can you hear me?
Ah!
I see, I see.
Don't say it like that, idiot!
Who is it?
I don't know.
In terms of philosophy, it's a big deal.
Right?
Wakasanagi.
Miyaji-san, what did you say?
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know.
You don't know?
Wakasanagi.
Now, everyone!
And finally, from here and beyond, see you again, Monmari!
It's special, so we're giving you money.
Now, let's see the Monmari doll.
Here you go.
Rules explanation.
The two players who sit back to back will first compete in each other's waist.
But if you can't answer, a smelly crotch will approach you from the front.
In addition, there is a new attempt this time.
And this time, open the back specially.
When the two players sit here,
the person who came out of this box will go to you.
The smelly crotch...
The smelly crotch will be decided here!
Well, then, Matsumoto-san.
Yes.
Which box will you choose?
Smelly!
The smelly crotch of box number four, please!
He's the worst guy!
I... I think...
Well, box number three, please!
I saw it!
What is this?
Well, let's go!
You're talking!
I can't do it anymore!
Most of them are foreigners.
What? Foreigners?
Cisco.
ABBA! ABBA! ABBA!
Yes.
They took my ABBA.
I only had ABBA next.
Why?
Ah!
You... you... you... you too!
Eagles!
What?
Eagles!
Yes, that's right.
I don't know!
It's like moss.
It's true.
The next song is an anime song!
Yes, yes, yes.
An anime song is... well, it can only be in English.
Yes.
Let's hear it.
We lost. Let's start with you.
♪ Begin, human, go go go ♪
♪ My dad was a salaryman ♪
♪ He had a good life on the train ♪
♪ His legs were up and his head was down ♪
♪ He lived a good life for 50 years ♪
Too long!
Wait a minute!
Wow, why is it so long?
A famous gag!
♪ I'm doing it, I'm doing it ♪
Too long!
Wait a minute!
This is a shock.
Brother, turn around.
You've lost your head.
What are you doing?
No way!
Alright, I'll do it!
Don't look at me!
Who is it?
It's Sawada Genji.
Huh?
Sawada Genji.
Juri?
Juri.
Yes, that's fine, right?
OK.
Who is it?
I don't know what you're singing.
OK, cut.
Dad!
Who is it?
Huh?
I don't know what you're singing.
I've never asked you!
Who is it?
Um...
It's Gohan.
Son Gohan.
OK.
I don't know what you're singing.
I'm not Asuka Milbon.
Ultraman Kyoryu.
Zoffy.
Taro, Taro!
Ultraman Ace.
Ultraman from outer space!
Ultraman Kyoryu.
First of all, Mr. Yamasaki will show us which box it is.
Please show us the first box!
This way! This way!
It's a line!
The second box, open!
It's a water color!
It's a pink box!
Is it a line?
Mr. Yamasaki will show us the box.
Let's start with the simplest one.
The name of the fish!
Saga-pame-tai!
Tuna!
Mackerel!
Kamasu!
Kamasu! Yuta! Kamasu!
I said it!
Shrimp! One step forward!
Salmon!
Salmon! Yes!
Mackerel!
What are you doing?!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
But you said it!
Yamasaki-san's title, right?
Please say "talent with glasses"!
I don't know many talents' names.
Yes!
I'm sorry. That's all.
There's another one, right?
Sushi story!
Tuna! Yes!
Sea bream! Yes!
Mackerel!
Egg! Yes!
(Whistle)
It's time!
(Whistle)
(Cheering)
Let's have a competition of talent!
Yes!
Please sit here!
Yes!
Well...
Please...
What are you doing?!
Special match has been decided!
For Tama-san, Maschan's crotch is...
For Okure-san, Tsumi-san's crotch is getting closer!
And who is the winner?!
Him!
Wow, it looks cold!
Well...
Take it out of there!
Why don't you take it out?!
Take it out!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Are you stupid?!
Well, take it out of there!
Don't take it out of there!
Hey, you're crazy!
Don't take it out of there!
Wait a minute!
A classical composer!
From whom?
Please say goodbye!
I lost!
It's you!
Hurry up and sit down!
What are you doing?
A. Tauben.
Schumann.
Tchaikovsky.
What are you doing?!
Sit down! Sit down!
No way! Wait a minute! I don't know anything!
I know! I know!
I know! I know! This way!
Third floor!
Wait!
What floor is this?
You're laughing!
I knew it! I knew you'd laugh!
You're laughing!
Hey, this is Shimei's face!
From Okabe-san...
Candies' members!
Who?
Candies' members! From Okabe-san!
Dan-chan.
Yes!
Sue-chan.
Yes!
Okay!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Please forgive me! Please forgive me!
Wow! This is a big deal!
Hey! Wait a minute! Hey!
Wait a minute!
Wow! I'm starting to feel really sick!
Wow! It's like...
Here I go! I feel like I'm going to throw up!
Here I go!
Lift it up! Lift it up!
From Okabe-san...
"Let's go"'s three members!
Wait a minute!
Jun-san!
Yes! Jun-san! Okay!
Okay! Jun-san! Okay!
Shoji-san!
Shoji-san! Okay!
Okay! The last one!
I hate it, too!
Not yet! Not yet!
It's hot! It's hot!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
It's hot!
It's blowing, isn't it?
It's cold!
It's blowing, isn't it?!
It stinks like hell!