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On the first episode of "Gagi no Tsukai Yaara" we'll have a brief introduction of the staff's free-talking skills.
They're not clapping.
They're looking up.
I don't know how professional they are.
If we're just going to do free-talking, I'm going to be asked to laugh.
Since it's just the two of us, let's just randomly choose from here.
Let's do that.
Even if it's just one group of people...
It's just the two of us.
It's just the two of us, so...
We have to make a loud noise here.
Yanaoka...
Things about us and our family...
No!
And don't touch our customers!
No, no, no!
As you've seen and heard over the years...
We're "shimoneta kohatto".
Let's start with the opening.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Let's go!
Yanaoka, Otomo...
Um...
Oh, right!
You're getting married next month.
Congratulations.
I heard you got it from a young fan.
No, it's not that big of a deal.
Close your mouth and come back.
Anyway...
Good luck!
You didn't say anything funny!
Right?
I want you all to wear warm clothes.
It's warm, isn't it?
That's right, that's right, everyone! Thank you!
It's really warm, isn't it?
What is that?
What is it? Why didn't you bring anything home?
What is this?
Seiza!
You guys!
Today's guest is warm!
Warm!
It's really warm!
Let's go quickly!
Who should we choose?
We can't do this!
Ah, it hurts.
So, this...
Yes?
So...
Idiot!
I don't care how rough it is!
I have affection for my own show!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Thank you!
I don't know much about this person.
Even if you tell me I'm a double-dealer...
You're cute!
What did you say?
It's like this...
Recently, when I walk around the city...
People often say I look like him...
But recently, I've been calling myself "Kim Double Dealer" for my concept.
I'm not going home.
Thank you!
This is...
My strongest combination!
Wow!
Isn't there anyone who looks like him the most?
Does anyone look like him?
Oh, come on!
Don't say that!
Rodo-san, wouldn't it be better if you had a toothpick with you?
So you can talk.
I can't.
You can't?
Not yet.
Oh, really?
Why do dogs walk in circles?
Ah, "walk in circles"
It's not like "gah!"
It's not like "walk in circles"
What are you doing?
I'm just swinging.
Wow, you're like this...
Sorry!
It's hard!
varies from person to person
Now, you're an average person.
He's an average person.
He is an average person.
As expected, he could do it.
He could do it.
That's why we're partners.
But this is quite similar, isn't it?
It's quite similar, isn't it?
Ah, you and me are the same age.
Ah, we're the same age.
Are you going to go?
This is quite similar.
But this is like... I don't think you've seen the two of you talking much.
Ladies and Gentlemen...
It's not too much, is it, Mori?
Yes.
It's really almost our first meeting.
Yes.
I think Okamoto-kun is quite famous in this program.
That's right.
Saying "that's right" is also rude, isn't it, Baba?
But I think so.
That's good.
Since autumn, the regular has disappeared.
Oh, is that so?
Even if I walk around the city, I'm not the one who has a job or not.
That's a pretty depressing reaction.
You like it, don't you?
It's not like that, is it?
That's right.
I sometimes look at it.
"Sometimes" you say...
If this gets popular, I might really lose my only regular.
In that sense.
What will you do in that case?
You're an idiot!
It was about to end, but...
It's not something you can seriously think about in a place like this.
Thank you very much.
Yes.
- How are you? - I'm fine. I'm glad you two are here.
You had a chance to escape, but why are you talking over there?
No, we didn't mean it like that.
We were trying to help you.
- I was thinking about my costume. - You were thinking about it.
- I was in a hurry. - Yes.
Maybe you should listen to your partner.
You're a horse, right? What's your name?
- I'm Okamoto. - Okamoto.
- You don't look good. - You don't look good.
You all don't look good.
- You want to show us, don't you? - Yes.
- So we've prepared it for you. - Yes.
- Let's go. - Let's watch their amazing performance.
Go ahead!
You can't stop when you're talking!
- Go ahead! - You can't stop when you're talking!
- You know, for now... - Yes?
- As an amateur... - Yes?
- I don't have any energy. - Yes?
- I don't have any energy. - You don't have any hope.
- You can talk.
- You can talk, but you can't talk. - Yes.
- You can't talk? - Yes, I can't talk.
- This is tough. - I can't talk.
- Don't open your mouth. - Yes.
Stop it!
Ah, good morning!
You're not supposed to dress up like that on my show tomorrow!
I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it!
I'm the man who came all the way here!
I'll read the first one.
Okay, here's the third question.
Me?
Yes.
I don't know.
SMAP, TOKYO...
Who is Johnny's next popular artist?
I don't know.
Whoa!
If you keep your nose hair long, what will happen in the end?
If you keep your nose hair long...
Yes?
Um...
You'll look bad.
You're lying!
Whoa!
It's a white towel.
Ah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Let's leave the towel.
Okay!
Don't you play sports?
I'm a genius at sports and basketball.
I lost.
Ah!
Ah, what?
You threw me a white towel.
It's a knockout.
Um... thank you very much!
Ah, this is bad!
Everyone!
It's not like that!
My partner is crying!
Ah, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
Why are you crying?!
Why?!
Why are you crying?!
You know, like when you're sad and there's a bomb going off...
What's that?!
Ah, that's right!
What?! You're going to get hit by a bomb?!
Ladies and Gentlemen...
Well...
It's been a long time, hasn't it?
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
Not at all.
Well, with that smiling face of yours...
I, too, am in a pinch right now.
A pinch?!
My shoulders are aching, and I have a fever, and I'm catching a cold...
No one's asking me if I'm not going home today...
No one's saying that!
No, but you think you can do a guitar job, right?
Well...
Right?
Wait, if you do it like that, it's scary to say you're a genius...
Oh, it's coming out!
It's coming out!
Yesterday, you know...
We did a 50-meter race.
Which one was faster, Amada or Matsumoto?
Well, I won, but...
Wait a minute!
No, you didn't.
Well, I won, but...
But we weren't really working out, and we were playing hockey at the goal.
Look at me, I'm sweating like this!
Well, you lost because I fell over, right?
No, I didn't fall over!
When that happened, I was desperate...
To win a fan.
You were desperate too, weren't you?!
Why are you running like that?!
Why are you running forward like that?!
Actually, there's one thing...
One thing...
This...
No, don't say it!
I'm making mistakes, aren't I?
No, you're not!
Who are you?!
Well, well, well...
I'm Furuada Ninzaburou.
You look exactly like him!
You must be tired, too.
No, I've only heard you talk today.
Yes, yes.
Well, it's not funny or anything.
But today's guest is a little sweet!
He's got a good vibe.
He was a good guest today, really.
I wish I could be like him when he's worse.
Oh, yes, yes.
Sometimes he's like that.
When he's not funny at all.
When he's not funny...
But!
What do you say?
Oh, there it is!
You're the one who's looking down on me!
You're amazing!
Please continue.
Even now, you talk like a Catholic!
After that title match, Masumoto-san told me why he threw away his boxing gloves.
What are you talking about?
Don't take it off! Don't take it off!
What is this? A title match where you're a Catholic.
No.
No, like, like, like what?
Huh?
In fact, I'm your partner!
That's right, but...
When you were boxing...
What did you do?
I was Megaton Masumoto.
You were Megaton Masumoto?!
I don't know if you were a champion or just first place, but...
Did you challenge the champion?
I was a challenger.
What was your name again?
Megaton Masumoto.
So you challenged the champion?
The champion was amazing at the time.
Who was that?
Megaton Masumoto.
No, you were Megaton Masumoto.
I just happened to wear it!
You just happened to wear it!
This doesn't feel good!
Well, it's true, but...
But you were the champion earlier!
Earlier!
Megaton Masumoto came out!
No, it was your debut!
You debuted!
What are you doing?!
Are you okay with that?!
Change your name!
I'm not telling you!
I'm telling the members of the board!
You can't change it!
Megaton Masumoto...
It's the strongest...
I mean, it's amazing!
Megaton Masumoto versus Megaton Masumoto!
Well, it's the same name.
It's about which one wins!
Yes, yes.
But in the end, it's Megaton brother, Megaton brother.
This doesn't feel good either!
Well, well, it's like that.
Which one is brother?
I'm brother for now.
You're not a challenger, but you're brother?!
Yes.
We're not brothers or anything!
How many rounds did you play?
No, we played until the end.
Oh, I see.
There was an extension.
Extension?!
At the end, it was basically an argument.
Is this a boxing match?!
At the end, why are you wearing gloves and arguing?!
You're asking me something I don't want to hear.
Who?
Over there. Megaton Masumoto.
Who are you?
Megaton Masumoto.
I'm his brother.
His brother?
Yes, yes, yes.
And then there was an argument.
An independent...
...argument.
An independent boxing match.
That's what happened.
They were both extremely spicy!
Extremely spicy!
They chased him into a corner and were extremely spicy!
Hahahahaha!
You idiot!
It was spicy!
Who won?
No, I won.
You won?
I won!
Aren't you the champion?
I am the champion!
What about now? Did you quit?
I quit.
Why?
After the match, I immediately...
Why did you quit?
I threw away my gloves.
Ah! So that's the reason.
Yes.
Why did you throw them away? Tell me why you threw them away!
Yes, yes, yes...
After the match, everyone was like...
Megaton! Megaton! Megaton!
That sounds heavy.
Thank you, everyone. Thank you, everyone.
I said that about eight times.
No, you said it too many times. It's fine even if you say it for a long time.
I said it.
And, well, I went home.
It was lonely, you know.
It was a gorgeous stage, but I was home alone.
I opened the door and...
It was full of gloves.
I was so angry!
I wanted to sleep!
Ah! I don't want it anymore!
It was written in a magazine, but when I thought that the "kogyaru boom" had settled down, it seems like it's the "komadamu boom" of young ladies now.
Mr. Trend Leader Wazuma-san, what "ko" boom will come next?
Do you know what "komadamu boom" is?
I don't know.
Oh, you do? You know "kogyaru", right?
Yes, yes. "Komadamu boom".
Don't you usually put out an antenna?
Yes, yes.
A wooden antenna.
Yes, yes.
And you have to catch it.
Yes.
I've been hitting it a lot up until now.
You've been hitting it because you don't have enough glasses, haven't you?
Huh?
I don't have enough glasses!
Everyone's putting in so much effort!
You don't have enough water, you don't have enough rice, and you don't have enough glasses, right?
I don't have them!
You do, don't you?!
Did you say "komadamu boom" too?
I did. "Komadamu boom".
You're lying! I didn't say it! I didn't say it here!
Oh, you didn't say it?
Before that...
Oh, I think you did say it, but you're editing it, aren't you?
Editing?!
Yes, yes, I'm editing it. What's wrong with you?! What are you doing?!
Editing?!
Editing!
Don't expose me like this!
This is...
You're getting me angry!
I'm really...
I'm desperate!
I'm editing it!
Hey, cut it out!
What's with the boom in the corner?
The next one is "kominato boom".
There was a little "kominato".
You mean "minato match"?
What's so exciting about "kominato boom"?
It's "kominato".
That's weird. What is it?
It doesn't make sense.
It's so exciting.
So what's so exciting about it?
That's what's amazing about it.
Let me ask you that.
Okay!
Don't say it twice.
Why is "kominato boom" so exciting?
Why? What is it?
You say it!
I'm asking you what's so exciting about it.
I'm asking you!
Okay. Go.
No, you say it!
Are you trying to make me angry?
You're so dirty!
Why?
You say it yourself!
No, why?
"kominato" is exciting, right?
It's exciting. Okay.
But what's so exciting about it?
That's not it!
This is bad.
Do it three times.
So what's so exciting about it?
Earlier you said, "This is what high school girls are like," didn't you?
The commuter train just goes through the city.
They even sell underwear.
It seems like you're pretty passionate about it.
I am passionate about it, but I don't do it well.
You don't?!
On the contrary, I do it well.
Proposal
In the magazine you were in earlier, "Proposal" was in the top five.
It was in the top five, wasn't it?
First, let's get married.
Second, let's become my wife.
Third, let's work hard together.
Fourth, give birth to my child for me.
Fifth, I want to eat your food.
Now, if you were in love with Matsumoto-san, what kind of proposal would you choose?
A Japanese minuet in the kitchen.
What?!
A Japanese minuet in the kitchen.
Hey, hey, hey! Open your eyes!
A Japanese minuet in the kitchen.
Do you know what I'm talking about?!
That was your proposal.
What?!
What is this?!
I don't know what you're talking about.
And you said "yes", but you didn't say "your wife"!
What?!
I don't know what you're trying to say.
If you had a Japanese minuet like this...
What am I supposed to do? Untie my love?
That's it! That's it!
What do you mean?
If you say it like that...
If I say it like that...
Yes, if you say it like that...
It's not "yes", it's "your wife"!
This is...
Well, well...
What?! It's over?!
Can you tell me one proposal?
You say "I want to drink love at dawn", don't you?
Ah, I see, I see...
Some people say "Please wash my panties".
W-w-what?!
This is bad.
What is it?
Ah, Tetsu-chan!
What is it?!
It doesn't make any sense!
This is bad!
I wash my panties like this!
You do?
This is weird!
This is not a proposal.
I'll tell you one honest proposal.
Yes.
Tetsu-chan, tell him!
Ah, really, Tamo-san...
I have about six proposals.
The second one.
If we do this...
Yes.
Perhaps...
Yes.
Japan...
This year...
Yes.
From this year onwards until next year...
Yes.
It may enter a marriage era.
"Marriage era"?!
What I mean is...
If a man and woman who have never met tell me what I'm about to say...
There is a possibility of them getting married.
There are a lot of couples!
A lot of couples!
Right?
It's the opposite!
Hey, you're laughing too much!
It's the opposite!
You're misunderstanding me!
It's the opposite!
A man and a woman...
Stop it!
What is this?!
Well, whatever.
That's enough for today.
Do whatever you like!
Ah, that child!
I heard about it!
Yes, yes, yes.
Is there such a thing?
Yes, there is.
Can I say the second one?
Yes.
Tell me about it.
Um...
Can I?
Yes.
Can I really say it?
Yes, of course.
Can I?
Yes.
Huh?
Please say it.
Yes, please.
Nihon Red.
Yes.
Is that in there?!
Huh?
Did you just say "propose" to the child?!
Yes, yes.
Ah, I'm sorry!
What?!
No, no, no!
You only said "Japan Red"!
Well, I thought it might be like that, but it's not like that. I don't know why.
If you...
If you love me...
May I?
Yes.
If a restaurant calls you and says "what's up today?"
I'd say "well, I'm in a bit of a pickle right now."
Even though you don't usually do that, you tie up your tie and stuff like that.
If a restaurant calls you and says "what's up today?"
I don't know about that!
Which one is it?!
Just say it!
Is that okay?!
Just say "propose" to me!
N-no way!