AISubs v3.5
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- She broke up with me. - What?
- She broke up with me. - She broke up with you?
- Last week in my room... - Last week in your room?
- She and I broke up.
- Was she on TV? - Oh...
- Was she dumped? - On that show.
- Who is it? - Who is it?
- It's not Yana. - Is it your aunt?
- Is it your aunt?
- What's going on? - What's going on?
- It's not Yana, but it looks like a mosaic. - It looks like a mosaic.
- She broke up with me. - Oh, really?
- I don't hate it. - Oh...
- I'm going to do it today. - I have a family.
- I have a wife and kids. - I might be nice, but...
- But we'll do it after the opening. - OK.
- We'll do it after the opening. - OK.
- She'll probably go home. - OK.
- Let's go. - OK.
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Oh, you're doing your best.
Well, you know, it doesn't matter if you do your best.
If you do your best, you'll get something in return.
What do you mean, "something in return"?
Well, if you do your best, people will say you're cute or cool or something like that.
What are you talking about?
People will say that!
Why are you...
Why are you so twisted?
People won't say that!
If you do your best, people will say that.
A lot of people will say that.
Nobody is looking at you like that!
If you do your best, people will say you did your best.
It's just...
You know?
People will go in a different direction.
He's crazy.
Or...
We've been doing this for a while.
We've been doing this together.
But you're getting...
You're getting prettier and prettier.
You're getting prettier and prettier!
You guys...
I'm gross!
I'm dirty!
You can be dirty!
That's what you wanted, right?
I wanted...
But...
But you're dirty, right? And you don't know what you're thinking, right? And you're cheeky, right? And you're told to shut up, right?
That's the worst!
I don't know about the last one, but...
Right? Junon's kind man, number nine.
What's with you?
Well, now... now... give me a hand.
Can you take a picture with me for a second?
While we're at it...
I don't know!
If you do it again, don't do it again, okay?
You're tired, right?
Yes.
You watch dramas every day, right?
No, that has nothing to do with it.
What kind of drama?
Dramas have nothing to do with it. I say it all the time.
If you do it again, you'll say it's cool, it's cool.
Don't make me laugh!
I don't know why I ended up like this.
You think you're better than me, don't you?
I don't think so! I want people to say I'm nice!
And you know, when a woman asks for a nice man, it's really dirty to say the truth!
In other words, you can't blame or get angry even if you do something bad, right?
Oh, you think so?
Absolutely!
Why don't you get angry at me?
You're being wild again.
What do you want me to do?!
Are you tired?
No, no, I'm fine.
Oh, that's good.
Are you tired?
Yes.
Sigh...
If you look at me like that, it makes me want to look away.
No, it's because of you.
Wait a minute!
The audience is here to see you.
I'm already...
I don't know why, but I'm pissed off today.
I don't know why, but I'm pissed off today!
I'm not right for you.
Oh, I'm getting really angry.
I don't know why, but I'm pissed off today.
Who?
Us.
Really?
Yeah.
If you don't like something, the staff will hit you.
They think you have a stick.
At the scene.
What kind of stick?
You're walking around with a stick like this.
Down-down.
You two together, down-down.
What do you think?
If you don't like something, they'll hit you.
That's what they say.
Well, no one believes that rumor.
If you want to improve it, you have to go out more and more.
So you can do something like "magical snow power".
Why?
If you say "somehow", "somehow".
Then...
Why don't I go out?
We should go out together.
That's amazing.
It's amazing.
It's very similar.
I can't believe it.
It's fun.
It's very similar.
Is it?
But you don't want to go out, do you?
I do. I'm sorry.
What is that atmosphere?
I know you very well.
For example, you can make a gesture even if there is a wall.
I don't know about that.
If you know that much about it, you should admit it.
Sometimes I like this kind of thing.
I wonder if I should do that.
You know, that dirty image.
Of course!
I can't believe someone like you has a stick!
That's right! In order to change that image of yours, you should come out!
Radical Snow Power!
Wait, is my face red?
I don't know why you came out like that.
It's fine. You should come out while turning red.
That's the only way you can escape.
That's scary.
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
Don't laugh like that.
Why is Mr. Matsumoto so well-raised and elegant?
Do you know?
No.
Do you know why?
I don't know.
Even when you two are doing it like this,
you can't help but come out like this.
That house image.
I hate that kind of thing.
House image and stuff like that.
I hate that, so I came out like that.
You came out of a house with tatami mats?
No, no.
Not like that.
I came out of my original family house.
The sweet house you've been in has nothing to do with it?
It has nothing to do with it.
It's just something I came out of.
Something you came out of?
You don't have a mother, do you?
She's my mother's younger sister.
So you have an aunt.
An aunt.
Where is your real parent?
Ikebana's teacher.
Ikebana must be the one in your head.
Not in my head, but in my past.
I didn't make it up.
I'm sorry.
Ikebana-sensei.
My dad was a bureaucrat.
A bureaucrat?
It was tough.
What was tough?
What?
What was tough?
The discipline?
The discipline was really tough.
Is that so?
Yes.
In a great way.
In a great way?
Yes.
What?
I couldn't do this anymore.
Because you were at home?
Because I was at home.
So now I think I'm really free.
If I did this, what would I say to my mother?
Don't touch me!
I don't know what you're talking about.
A bureaucrat's dad.
A bureaucrat?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I heard you.
You touched me?
You...
You touched me!
You don't have to be so precise!
Dad...
A bureaucrat has a mirror that only reflects beautiful things.
What does it reflect?
Do you have one?
I do, I do.
Doesn't it reflect what you see?
Well...
I'll say it clearly, but it doesn't.
Because I'm not beautiful.
If you put it in the mirror.
But I thought I'd break this mirror.
So I put it in the bedroom.
And one day, I had sex with my beloved girlfriend.
That's clear.
Well, that's fine.
And at that moment...
I saw it.
Their sex.
When I saw it...
No matter how big it is...
That's great!
The three of you will be our eyes and ears!
First of all, I have a question for you.
A surprising object has come out of your surprise box...
What are you talking about?
- From inside your body... - You're the one who has it! Spread it out!
It can't be helped if it's a metal bandage!
Listen to me!
A surprising object has come out of your...
Isn't this too blue?
A surprising object has come out of your...
What surprising object has come out of your body?
Isn't this too black?
Yesterday you were here too, weren't you?
"Tokyo"...
Everyone says "moo", but in the middle of "kyaku"...
"pa"!
Don't buy that!
You know, really, don't think about it.
That girl wanted to watch "downtown" and wrote a letter.
"I hope you'll come back." "I hope you'll come back."
"I don't think you'll have one or two letters." She wrote three or four letters.
"I finally got it! I finally get to see "downtown" again!"
When she wrote "come back", she got slapped in the face.
How do you feel about going home?
Mom, I had fun today, Mayumi-chan!
She got slapped in the face.
Right?!
Yeah... yeah...
Just because it smelled bad doesn't mean you have to be depressed!
That's how it is! You can't say that to your mom!
Hama-chan wrote me a letter.
"It smelled bad." You can't say that to your mom!
Your mom will be worried!
Why?!
To be honest, I've never had a letter like this before.
Is that so?
Yes. So I...
Sometimes I make a sound from my butt!
What?!
In other words...
Don't make fun of me!
I have something to say.
You make sounds yourself, so I'm sure you make sounds, too.
You make sounds, but I don't.
It may be the same sound, or similar sounds, but you make sounds, but I don't.
No, you make sounds from there, so it's not a sound.
In my case, it's a sound of my butt rubbing against each other.
You're sick!
Humans can't move like that!
What's that?
It's like a bell.
It's not a bell.
It's changing!
I don't know. I don't know.
Either way, it's iron! It can't move like that!
Yours is a bell. Mine isn't a bell.
This is surprising, but...
Did you just memorize it?
You, you...
No, it's a bell!
No, it's not a bell.
Then what is it?!
I told you!
It's rubbing against each other!
You're saying it wrong!
In the fall night...
I'll make you cry!
That's funny.
Is it true that your butt doesn't move even if you roll it?
Your butt is amazing!
How is it amazing?
It's smelly...
Everyone's smelly!
Everyone's smelly, but in your case...
It's not smelly enough to say it's a lie!
So, as you know, your butt rolls.
I think if you leave your butts alone, your butts will roll.
But your butts...
Well, you don't roll them, do you?
They say you don't have a destination for them.
No one's going to pick them up for you!
You smelly...
Where are you taking me?!
Well, you know...
I was feeling down.
I thought, "Shouldn't I roll this?"
Well...
Karan karan karan karan...
Where are you going?
Well, mama, you had a hard day today.
Well...
Ah!
I was feeling down...
So I came here for a drink.
It's an English snack.
I feel like doing it now!
What's wrong? Did you do something bad?
What are you doing?!
Don't do that, Tarot!
It's an ominous card!
It's an ominous card.
Are you tired?
Let's not do that.
Karan karan karan...
Thank you for your hard work!
Let's go!
We can't let them go.
Are you going home alone?
Alone.
You're going home alone, right?
Yes, alone.
You know...
Did you lose sight of him?
Yes.
Let's go home.
Why don't you look at me?
He's walking.
Look at him.
He walks like an idiot.
I don't know who you're talking about.
Look at him.
He's just standing there.
He's not thinking about anything.
Look.
He's not thinking about anything.
What?
What did you say?
What?
Soap...
The highest quality soap land.
Princess Tsuya.
Soap?
Are you going to the soap?
It can't be helped.
The president is Bernard.
That means...
You've wanted to go to the soap since you were talking.
What?
You said you wanted to run.
Yes, I did.
But you're actually an idiot.
That's not true.
Let's not talk about it anymore.
I don't care about it.
Let's get out of the car and go to the soap.
The soap won't come out for 90 minutes.
Let's not talk about it anymore.
I don't care about it.
It's refreshing.
You should all look at it.
It's really good.
This is good.
This is good?
Let's go home.
It's refreshing.
Let's go home.
Don't you bite me?
It's good.
It's really good.
Hey, hey, hey, you!
You!
Wow!
I feel refreshed.
What's this?
Mom's doing it again.
Mom's doing it, too.
She's doing it.
I know.
You're doing it.
It's a common thing.
You're using it like an idiot.
It's like a movie.
Orange juice in this room.
Orange juice?
You're like an idiot.
I drink it in one go.
I drink it a lot.
What is it?
Is it money over there?
It's money over there.
Why is it money over there?
But it's money...
But it's A&R.
It's A&R.
It's full of brands.
Why is it full of brands?
We don't have enough time.
We don't have enough money.
What?
What are you doing?
I went through Kobayashi-Akira-Barrier all the way.
I went in again.
What? You went in again?
Do you know what it tastes like?
And you borrowed money.
It says "Trainmate Academy".
Wow!
Now it's "Gakuenmonnai".
It's "Gakuenmonnai". I'm not young anymore.
Wow.
So you went all the way to Saragin and borrowed money.
What was that orange juice?
I wanted to go to the interval once.
I wanted to drink cold water and feel refreshed.
You must have been thirsty.
Including that, it was "A".
Sukkiri
It was "A".
I went through Kobayashi-Akira-Barrier again.
You went all the way to Saragin and borrowed money.
What?
You went to Saragin and borrowed money again!
You went all the way to Saragin and borrowed money!
I didn't!
You didn't!
Why did you do it?
You could have borrowed it once.
But I was about to finish it with the second time.
I didn't.
You didn't.
What are you thinking about?
You're always giving up.
That's right.
You're avoiding me again!
You're avoiding me?
What is it?
Super pleasure guarantee.
I can't do it.
You should've told him yourself.
But I can't do it.
You have a bad image of him.
But I can't do it.
I can't do it.
You can't?
I guess you're right.
You should've told him yourself.
You shouldn't have told him.
You should've told him.
Or you'll make excuses later.
But I can't do it.
You should've told him yourself.
You're not good at it.
Super pleasure guarantee.
Hey!
Hey! Take it!
What's this?
I'm sorry.
Is it a hammer?
I'm sorry.
This is not it.
What are you doing with your head like this?
I'm sorry.
Be careful.
- Where did you lose it? - What?
- I said, where did you lose it? It wasn't there.
- What? - Did you have a headache?
- No, it wasn't there. - There's no way you'd do that.
- I'm sick of this. - Why?
- You did it, didn't you? - That's why I told you not to do it.
- Why? - Who are you?
- Where did you lose it? - It wasn't there.
- It wasn't there, was it? - No, it wasn't.
- It wasn't there.