AISubs v3.5
A peaceful atmosphere in the dressing room. But we can't see him.
You've gotten older.
I'm not old.
You're still young.
I'm sorry.
Masumoto-san, Masumoto-san.
I'm sorry.
Okamoto-san and all of the staff came by accident again.
I know.
I'm really sorry.
Are you angry?
I'm not angry.
You're just acting.
But you're not going to bite me, right?
I'm not going there because you called me.
I'm going there because Yamada-kun is going to act today.
What should we do?
You dropped it from your waist.
That's because you're a talent.
I'm not thinking about that.
Up until now, he's been doing difficult things.
Sometimes, he goes to the dark night.
Sometimes, he puts his head out on a huge blade.
Sometimes, he flies in the sky for bananas.
And last time, he was under the blue sky in Okinawa.
He's the strongest man in the entertainment world.
The briefs have flown in and the manager has been bitten and he's angry again.
The staff has arrived in Kawara, a suburb of Kogai.
Come here!
Did he have that hairstyle?
What's up with you?!
It's been a while since we left Okinawa, why hasn't anyone told us anything?
Told you what?
What?
We've been waiting for you.
But you're over 20, right?
Yeah, we're over 20.
I don't care about numbers.
You're the number!
I don't care anymore! I don't care about numbers!
If you say that...
It can't be helped.
There's something I've always wanted to do with you.
There's something?
Yeah, there's something I want to do with you.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Mr. Ogaman, you know...
Mr. Ogaman said something about you in Shibuya.
Really?
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
I'm serious!
Stop it!
Mr. Ogaman!
Stop it!
I'm serious!
There's something I've always wanted to do with you.
Is that so?
What is it?
I'll show you.
What is this?
You know what it is, don't you?
What?
I'm Inoki now.
I see.
This is Muhammad Ali.
That's a doll, isn't it?
Yes.
I'll fight.
Tokonfuriko Okamoto Bombaye.
What?
Tokonfuriko Okamoto Bombaye.
Manager Okamoto.
Tokonfuriko Okamoto Bombaye.
Challenge!
I'll do Okamoto Tokonbombaye.
Tokonfuriko Okamoto Bombaye, isn't it?
It's the same.
It's a little strange.
It's like that.
I know. I know when I see it.
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What are you doing?
What are you trying to do?
You're amazing, Mr. Okamoto.
You're cool.
Antonio Inoki.
Okamoto is a world's strongest pro wrestler.
This time, Okamoto is hit by three 30 meter tall cranes.
Inoki's eternal rival, Mohammed Ali, is hit by the cranes.
And the moment he punches, Inoki turns into a crane!
Mr. Okamoto.
Yes?
The enemy is already over there.
You!
Don't be in the red area!
That's right.
Please blow his head off.
Yes, I will.
With a punch.
Yes.
Hey!
Is it you?
I'm not.
Are you angry with me?
No, I'm not.
Hey!
What did you see?
I didn't see anything.
I saw it!
He saw it!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I see.
From the highest point, 20 meters...
What?
20 meters.
20 meters?
Did he like dogs that much?
Mr. Okamoto!
Yes?
I'm ready, can I pick you up?
Yes.
Can I?
Yes.
Then, let's go!
Yes!
Pick me up!
Mr. Okamoto, I'm on the roof now.
What will you do?
What are you thinking about?
Are you going to break it?
Excuse me.
What will you do?
The roof is broken.
Okamoto-san, you're being disrespectful.
What?
Wait a minute.
I've only seen you from a distance.
What are you doing?
It's high.
I'm very scared.
What?
I'm very scared.
You're scared, aren't you?
Okamoto-san, it's OK now.
It's OK now.
The setting is complete now.
Wait a minute.
Let's go to the Okamoto Bombaya, which is far away.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
Start.
Punch it. Punch it.
Wow!
Punch it! Punch it! Punch it!
Punch it! Punch it!
Punch it!
Punch it! Punch it!
Punch it!
Odamo-san, punch it!
Odamo-san, I'm sorry, but I couldn't film it.
Odamo-san...
I told you to punch it!
I'm really sorry, but I couldn't film it.
I'm begging you.
I'm really sorry.
You punched it, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
What?
No, I didn't.
Why are you like this?
Why are you like a girl in a kagura game?
I'm sorry. Please give me some.
The viewers are half-baked.
It goes like this when you get off. It's so scary!
Start the turbo!
Five! Four! Three! Two! One! Start!
No way!
Wow!
It's hilarious!
Dad!
Look at that!
Dad!
Look at that face!
That's not funny!
That's the face of a dog when it's pooping!
It's a little shaky, isn't it?
Mr. Okamoto!
When you came in at the very beginning, your eyes met!
Your eyes met!
How was the song in the back?
It was pretty short!
Well...
We'll let you go home now, Mr. Okamoto!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Good work!
It's fine!
When we get home, we'll say "Mr. Okamoto!" five more times!
We'll say "Didn't I come out?"
Mr. Okamoto!
Good luck!
Mr. Okamoto!
Good luck!
You know, men...
Oh, is that so?
You know...
Yeah, you know...
The opposite of a warrior. It was the worst!
It was the worst.
I'm really sorry for being a warrior.
But you guys were bad.
Yeah, you guys were really bad.
Today, I'm really sorry to say this, but...
I'm really, really tired.
Really.
Yesterday, you know, when I got home, it was morning.
When I got home in the morning, you know...
I was wondering if it was Neo.
What is that thing?
A car.
It goes "dadadadadada"!
Oh...
It's a construction.
What is it called?
It makes you mad!
"Dadada"!
Whose is it?
It's an old man's.
An old man's?!
Well, you know...
It's not mine.
It's a company's.
An old man doesn't make me mad at all, but...
An old man doesn't make you mad?
An old man is a good old man, but...
No, it's an old man who's doing it.
But it's not him doing "dadadada"!
No, but an old man is turning it on.
Well, an old man...
But an old man did it yesterday.
You haven't told me about it!
"Dadadadadada"!
And I got killed.
Oh, well...
Oh, and it started at nine o'clock!
Hey, it's just time for you to work!
It's nine o'clock in the morning and you're all working!
Oh, my stomach hurts...
Oh, well...
Right?! I don't mind if you don't sleep enough.
But if you do a show like this, with your head blank,
you'll cause trouble for the viewers in the end.
You know, his "da-da-da-da" isn't very useful.
Rather than that, if you let me sleep enough and let me do my job properly,
it'll be for Japan!
Oh, well, I'm not that drunk.
What are you digging?!
No, no, there was a little bit of straw in my pocket.
It bothers me.
Someday I'll be abandoned like that, too.
What is he saying?!
I'll be abandoned like that, too!
Are you a woman?!
No, but it's really tough for me.
Well, I'll do my best, but...
But, you know...
Most of the time, you know...
At work, at work...
Oh, there's "ji" in "ji-san" again.
Most of the time, you know...
With your head blank...
You come out of nowhere...
And you two talk...
And it comes out of nowhere...
This kind of thing is a miracle!
If you think about it...
It's something you normally can't think of!
His voice is getting louder!
Right?!
His face when he's proud of himself!
What's wrong?!
I'm scared because it's big!
Let's stop this.
No, really, really...
Let's do our best.
Your beard is not shaved anymore.
Oh, it's fine now.
I've got a lot of hair growth lately.
You know, you're exposing my secret part of me as a star!
You're revealing it too much.
I can't see it, Go-chan.
You're saying it as you see it!
You're revealing it too much!
I'm not telling anyone.
Well, well, well...
Are you interested in me?
Well, it's fine.
Well, come in.
Oh, it's just now.
No, no, no...
Go-chan...
Yeah?
Follow me in today.
I'm sorry!
I didn't think you'd read it!
I was surprised when I saw your picture!
Your poster was cut off.
Oh...
I was walking in while looking at it.
I was wondering what it was.
I went out and looked at it.
There was a poster of Mr. Maekawa Kiyoshi.
He had his face stuck in it.
I was wondering what it was.
I thought it was fine.
I looked at it again.
I went back in and looked at it again.
I went back in and saw Mr. Maekawa Kiyoshi again!
Go-chan!
It was funny, but Yomehan was pretty old.
Yomehan was ugly, wasn't he?
If I were to get married, I'd choose someone like him.
I'm serious. Marriage isn't a disease.
It's about being together and calming down.
What do you mean by calming down?
Like, fathers are weird, aren't they?
I'm telling you, okay?
To the earth! To the earth!
That's right!
He's trying to go back!
He's trying to go back to his father!
That's right!
If you put a CCD on his neck, it's pretty...
It's pretty much like this, right?
It doesn't look like this anymore.
So I think it's fine.
You have to put a CCD on it.
You have to take care of me, you old woman!
Oh, I know what you mean.
Right?
You're making me really mad, you old woman!
It's hard to find an old woman who's not married!
That's not true.
Well, it's not like you're getting a divorce or something...
What do you mean "something"?
You're embarrassing me!
You should become a hero, if you're going to do that.
I'll never do it!
No, I'll do it properly.
What are you going to do?
From beginning to end, I'll say this and do this...
Let me do it! Let me do it!
Why are you doing this?
Are you trying to make me cry?
That's not it!
Why am I trying to make you cry?!
Proceed! Proceed!
Try to make me cry!
I don't want to!
Why are you trying to make me cry?
If you two fight, I'll go to you.
I'll go to you.
I don't like you crying, even if you don't cry that much.
That's right! You cry!
I definitely don't like you!
Why is that?
What do you want me to say about you?
You're always like this at school.
But you like people who cry, don't you?
Of course.
Like O. Sadaharu and his wife.
That's right.
There's nothing to say about it!
Diet
There are various ways of dieting.
Matsumoto's diet is to lose 17kg in 3 days.
I heard about it.
What do you do?
I usually don't do anything like this.
I read about it in books and it sells well.
It's good for making money.
But I don't want to diet for making money.
I don't want to gain wealth just by dieting.
I'm happy you applauded for me.
You must be tired.
I don't want to gain wealth just by dieting.
I see.
I'm fat.
You should go on a big diet.
You said you'd teach me how to lose 17kg in 3 days.
Is that so?
That's fine.
It doesn't cost you money.
I see.
What do you have at home?
Do you have something like a knife?
I have a knife.
That's all you need.
That's right.
What are you going to do with it?
Can you be a model for me?
Sure.
I don't need a knife or anything.
I cut it like this.
And I cut it like this.
Do you cut it?
Yes, I do.
To what extent?
About one centimeter deep.
Please make it deep for me.
About one centimeter.
I cut it like this.
And I grab it like this.
And I cut it like this.
And I can pull it out of my spine.
You can pull it out of your spine?
Wait a minute.
If you can pull it out of your spine, you don't need this part?
What?
I don't know what you're talking about.
What's wrong with your body?
My body is still the same.
Where is your body?
Where is it?
If you put it in a drawer, it will be in a drawer.
No, no, no, no, no.
If you put it in a drawer, it will be in a drawer.
Right?
Where is it?
I don't know where it is.
If you put it in a pocket, it will be in a pocket.
I don't know where it is.
Even if you ask me, I don't know where it is.
It's already over, isn't it?
It's been pulled out of my spine.
What's over?
It's from now on!
Why is it from now on?
Rather, it's from now on!
But why?
That's weird.
Weird? Weird.
I can only think of 2 weird things about you.
You make me kiss you and say "kiss me" and that's weird.
Then why didn't you say it back then?
I want to hear you say it again!
Then you're guilty too.
Who is that guy at the soup spa?
Who is he?
I'm probably the ugliest guy in the world right now!
What kind of soup spa is it?
I'll be frank with you. He's a total narcissist!
Maybe!
Why are you so angry?
What kind of soup spa is it?
Even though you're a narcissist, you say "alright" and say "shall we go to the soup spa?"
You don't know what that means?
"Soup spa"? What is that?
And you're in a car and you say "soup spa"?
You're trying to be cool!
Why are you so angry?
That's weird!
Maybe you're a model or something like that.
I don't know if I'm a model or something like that.
But I've been changing my clothes a lot lately.
I see.
And when I change my clothes, I see you again!
That happens a lot, doesn't it?
It does! It does!
I don't like it like this, so I change my clothes and you're right here!
It happens a lot!
It's only after you turn around.
It's only after you turn around!
If you're going to use it like that, you should really use it!
Right?
I only have one now.
It would be nice if you had more.
Why would I?
Because you'll get mad and leave.
Idiot!
But even if I tell you to come to the commercial...
I don't want you to come to Fulin.
I don't want you to come to Fulin on a Friday!
I don't want you to come to a real commercial.
Right?
No, you'll get mad if you go to a commercial.
I won't.
"You're late" or "Hurry up"
If you're mad, you shouldn't go.
If you say things like that, I won't become a bad person.
Even though you're worse than me.
You're stupid!
Even though you always have a lime stick with you.
You really think I'm like that?
It's not me! It's Downtown!
What is it?
Recently, Takeda-san...
Takeda... Tetsuya-san?
Yes, Tetsuya-san came.
Yes, yes.
And like...
In Downtown...
He's always...
In the dressing room...
In the area where they're shooting...
He's holding a stick.
Why is that?
Like, the staff...
Are they hitting you?
With a stick?
No, like...
Why is it so low?
Because you're...
Horizontal, it hurts.
It's fine if you don't have it.
Because it's round, it's fine.
In the end, I don't have either.