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The first episode of "Gaki no Sky Arahen", "Chiki Chiki", "Matsumoto Prank", "Beauty and the Beast", "Great Operation"!
Anyway, today...
I thought I'd do "Matsumoto Beauty and the Beast".
For now, with this recording, I might go home pretty early.
What in the world am I doing?
This is a bit of an opening...
He hasn't come yet, so...
When he comes, we'll have a talk.
When it's over, we'll have a bit of a radio opening meeting.
Then we'll go home and say "thank you for your hard work".
After that, we'll move out.
What in the world is going to happen?
I'm so excited!
It's so cold!
According to Einstein's theory, if you take something, you don't get it back, right?
It's not about whether you take it or not, it's about whether you get it back or not.
Thank you for your hard work!
It's the opposite of baseball, isn't it?
Baseball is like this...
That's right.
You have to return it like this.
Thank goodness.
I understand now.
It's strange, lately...
Now that we're back, we'll move out.
Let's go!
What are you doing?
I didn't find it.
You scared me.
- Oh, that's it. - Oh, this is it!
- It's in the bag. - Wow!
- He's been walking around like this. - By himself.
- I didn't realize that either. - Yeah.
Does he know about this place?
Is it a bakery?
- Oh, it's a bakery. - It's a bakery.
- Why is it on sale? - No, I'm worried about the fish market.
- What are you doing? - Why?
It's in the bakery. What are you doing?
- Is he looking for something? - I'm worried about something.
- Is he buying something like this? - Well, yeah.
He's been walking around like this, so I guess he's buying something like this.
What are you doing?
Oh, you took out the bag.
You took out the bag. What are you doing?
- Oh, it's open. - What are you doing?
- Hey!
- Oh, there it is. - There it is.
What are you doing?
- What are you doing? - Huh?
- Hey, you're crazy! - Hey!
- Hey!
- Hey, let's go. - Let's go.
- Hey, what are you talking about? Stay still. - Stay still.
- Stay still.
Stay still.
- Stay still. - Stay still.
Stay still.
- Stay still. - Hey, hey, hey, hey.
The Golden Pillow
It's a golden pillow.
Hey, pick up the cigarette you're holding and quit smoking.
Pick up anyone's cigarette.
Pick up mine, too.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Hey you!
You shouldn't do that!
Let me do it! Let me do it!
I'll do it!
Hey, I'm inspecting you!
What the hell?
Is he training his body in a place like this?
Let's stop it. Let's stop it.
What?
Let's stop it.
But...
Haru-chan is in trouble.
What?
You should have seen it at the sports club.
Ah...
The sports club was here, wasn't it?
Isn't it just over there?
I was counting something just now...
Ah, this, this, this!
You're annoying!
I don't have it.
OK.
She's grilling meat.
She's trying to put it in her bag.
It's faster than a car, but why is she eating bread in a strange place?
This is a parking lot.
What kind of talent does she have?
This is a parking lot.
She suddenly started running fast.
I see.
I'm going to beat you up.
I don't know anything.
It's not possible.
Are you sure it's an apartment?
It's not an apartment.
Is it my room?
Isn't it my room?
Let's go inside.
I don't know if it's my room or not.
I'm really sorry.
Whose room is it?
It's a different room.
Is it an old woman's room?
I don't know.
What's wrong with you?
You're drunk.
Are you in a same sex relationship?
Are you married?
No way!
You're drunk.
Are you dancing?
Wow!
All of a sudden?
It's too heavy, isn't it?
Yeah, it's tough.
Then...
Can you put a mosaic on her face?
Is that allowed?
That's all we can do for now.
It's too heavy, isn't it?
Shall we go back?
Yes.
Well...
Ladies and gentlemen...
Well...
How's it going?
It's been pretty tough today.
Well...
Looking at you...
Yes, yes.
Whether the introduction is bad...
Or the audience...
Or the audience is bad...
I've been doing this for about six years now.
Well, about once every two months.
That's true.
Yes, that's true.
I don't say "yes" or "no" or anything like that.
What are you doing here?
Well...
That's what we're doing today.
That's right.
Well...
Your face is smiling, but...
Shut up!
How's it going?
Are we in sync?
I just wanted to shout out loud.
I don't know what you're saying!
Are we in sync?
Mom, isn't it great?!
No, everyone's looking at me.
Don't you feel embarrassed sometimes?!
Why do you all look at me like that?
You know...
You do look at me like that.
Because when you see me as a celebrity, you look at me from all angles.
Oh, I see.
Like...
It's a lot of stuff.
No, no...
I don't look at you like that.
No, you don't, but you do look at me like that!
You know...
You look at me like that!
I wonder about that...
You look at me from all angles!
I wonder about that...
What do you call it?
For example, I don't want you to touch me but...
Don't touch me!
This unpleasant bag, right?
Even in this difficult situation, it's a live bag so I'll look at it
I'll say "uwaaah"
I'll look at it, you unpleasant bag
If you do that, I won't accept it!
Do some movement today!
What did you say?!
Movement today?!
No way!
What did you say?!
I think I won something.
I think I won something too.
I wonder if it's something interesting.
Right now, at Korakuen Amusement Park, there's a night out.
Oh, is there?
Yeah, that's what I said.
Do you know that one?
At Korakuen Amusement Park, there's a "zombie party".
Interesting.
It's spread out all night long.
It's written all over the place.
It's spread out all night long.
But you've been doing it all this time?
Well, you know, like, "kata kata kata kata kata kata"
It's not funny at all.
Oh, that's what a zombie is like.
I won't come out of here again.
Thank you, Yuda Suga and Fuwaa.
He's a little embarrassed.
Actually, you should have said that line earlier!
Earlier? That's weird.
Why did you say it at the exit?
I mean, it's that kind of gag, right?
You don't know it, do you?
And, well, there's also the Umezuka-style haunted house.
But you only do that kind of stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The fast ones are no good.
But don't the others say, like, "Let's ride one of these."
Yeah, they do.
So what do you do?
Well, I can't do that anymore.
So you just wait like this by yourself?
Well, you could say that.
That's kind of...
What?
I don't like it.
Why?
Why are you waiting for me?
Let's ride one of them, then!
No, no, I really can't do it.
I really can't do it.
If something happens right now and you're like, "Dah!"
It's amazing, isn't it?
You go up there and say something like, "Aah!"
And you're like, "Dah!"
Then I have to say, "Don't ripper!"
I won't let you go!
I have to say that.
Is that so?
You have a cute face.
Stop it!
That's how it is.
But it's fun.
You're always like this.
Well, it's like this today.
Yes, this is like a climax.
Yes, yes, yes.
Why is your face laughing like crazy?
Your face is...
Shut up!
You don't know much about heaven either.
This is a vicious cycle, isn't it?
If you're in a bad mood, you're in a bad mood too, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
If you're in a good mood, you're in a good mood too, right?
It's kind of like...
It doesn't go well, does it?
But you're laughing.
Your face is laughing.
It doesn't go well, does it?
It doesn't go well!
I'm not sure if I should take a bath or not!
You had something, didn't you?
You can lie, but you can't talk.
I can't go on like you!
What are you disappointed about?
I never lied.
What are you doing?
If you don't want to do it, go home!
Why do you want me to go home?!
Just go home and do your work!
I can't do that.
Then let's talk with more energy.
Are you a clumsy boy?
Don't make such a sad face.
Do you understand?
You're making such a sad face.
Can I make it?
Of course you can.
Do you want me to talk with more energy?
Yes.
Switch it.
It's a live show.
You're making me dizzy.
Don't be dizzy.
If you get dizzy, you'll get more and more dizzy.
Of course!
Your voice is small.
Louder!
What's wrong with you?!
What happened?!
What's next?
What happened for a week?!
Nothing!
What was that?!
You! Talk properly!
What do you mean?!
I want it to end already!
Your body odor is too strong!
I'll kill you!
It smells bad! I want to say goodbye!
I want it to end because you smell weird!
Wait! That's rude!
It smells like a water buffalo's jaw!
Have you ever smelled like a water buffalo's jaw?!
Yes, I have.
What does it smell like?
It smells like you.
Are you crazy?! I'm going home!
What happened on Wednesday?
Wednesday...
It was today.
You took a day off on Friday, right?
Friday?
Friday.
Wait a minute...
Friday?!
Friday.
Wait a minute... I can't remember what I did.
That's scary!
Bokebokebokeboke!
You kept saying "boke" and "boke"!
Wait a minute! Do you remember what you did on Saturday?
I don't remember Friday.
Why?!
On Saturday, I went to buy some gum for my golf video.
Oh...
Yeah.
Huh? Video?
Golf...
For Hama-chan's "golf to win" video.
You're selling a lot of gum!
So what?
After a few months, it will be sold as a video?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why do you say that?
Before you say something like that...
Are you good at it?
No.
Then you don't have to say anything!
You don't have to say "golf" or "olga" or "dance class" or anything like that!
That's fine, right?!
I'll do "olga" and "gum" for Hama-chan's "flamenco" video.
Masumoto-san, I heard you have a lot of animals at home.
What kind of animals do you have?
Animals... I don't have any, right?
Um... I don't have any.
Um... you're really great. You're going to gather, right?
What do you mean?
I've been like this for a long time, but you know...
You follow me.
To the animals?
To the animals. This is a serious matter.
There are dogs and such, right?
Then you must know, right?
Know what?
That you're a boss.
What boss?
You think you're a boss, right?
Ah, is that so?
Yes, yes.
What do you follow me for?
Well, dogs... most of the animals you see...
Dogs, cats...
Dogs, cats... um... what else?
Birds and such...
Birds... ah, birds... there are a lot of them, right?
Pigeons and such...
What else do you follow me for?
Lizards and such...
I don't follow lizards and such.
Why?
Why don't you know anything about lizards and such?
You follow me, but you don't know anything about them.
No, I go there, don't you know?
What do you mean you go there?
That's why when I go to Hokkaido, lizards and such come.
You see lizards and such, don't you?
Why do you always say that when you see them?
Be proud of yourself!
There's a tree and such, right?
Lizards and such come over there and...
No, I know, I know!
Lizards and such come over there and...
Huh?
What's up with you?
Sit down!
Hey, Kiyono!
Lizards and such come over there and...
What are you doing?
No, I mean...
That's not all, is it?
No, it's not!
There are a lot of them in your house!
No, it's not like that!
When I go back home from Hokkaido, I follow you!
How do you follow me?
What do you mean, "how do you follow me"?
You get on a plane, too!
I get on a plane, too!
It's a plane, isn't it?
It's a plane!
How do you follow a lizard and such?
I don't know!
"I don't know" you say!
You've become old-fashioned!
When you get on a plane, you say "what are you doing?"
That's why I'm on it!
That's not possible!
Why not?
Why can you get on a plane?
I don't know!
Oh, my!
I don't know!
You don't know, do you?
There are some people who are old-fashioned...
Right?
There may be some people who are not old- fashioned...
What?
Old-fashioned?!
What?
Are you going to help me?
Can you do it?
You're really clumsy, Kiyo.
Don't say that!
You're clumsy, but you have a good chance of winning!
I'm not clumsy!
That's why you can't win anything!
But you have a good chance of winning!
I don't have a good chance of winning!
I just do like this!
But you...
Don't say that!
You talk too much!
No? You don't agree?
What's the difference between a dog with a curly tail and a dog without it?
What do you mean by "curly"? Like this?
That's right. What do you mean by "curly" other than "tail"?
No, no! I meant "curly" like this.
Oh, you're cute. You've got more fans now.
You've got more fans again.
You've got more fans every time you do it.
It's peaceful, isn't it?
What's peaceful about it?
It's about what's going on in your stomach.
I see.
Do you understand?
Yes.
A dog with a curly tail is fine.
This is a dog, isn't it?
Like this... like this... like this...
It's curly like this, isn't it?
What do you mean by "curly"?
This dog is like this, isn't it?
And a curly dog is like this...
It's curled up.
It even has shoulders.
This is different.
It's different, isn't it?
This is completely different.
It's different.
That's nonsense!
When a kangaroo has finished growing up, what do you put in its bag?
What do you mean?
It's got a little hole in it, doesn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
But it's not going to fit in there, is it?
It's going to grow up, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
After that, what do you put in it?
That's what viewers are asking.
I see.
There were a lot of problems in this kangaroo's pocket, weren't there?
What?
Problems?
That's amazing.
What?
There were a lot of things in that kangaroo's pocket, weren't there?
What do you mean?
Like a cabaret match.
Where are you going?
Something like that.
You don't agree with me, do you?
No, no.
It's nonsense, isn't it?
What's this?
Has Mr. Masumoto ever been cut off because of violation?
Yes, he has.
If you get caught with a seatbelt, you get a headache, don't you?
No, really, um...
Mr. Masumoto...
No, no, no.
What is it, Mr. Masumoto?
Really...
What is it, Mr. Masumoto?
Do your best!
No, no, no.
What do I do my best for?
"Please encourage me" is not in there.
He still thinks about you.
No, no, no.
It's not a love problem!
It's about traffic rules!
Don't lose to Mr. Sekuhara!
No, no, no.
It's not like that.
Who are you?