AISubs v3.5
Here we are!
All of a sudden?
No, I'm serious.
You don't even have a purpose.
Just tell me what you're up to.
Today, you two have always been working hard...
Working hard.
In order to...
Yes, yes.
I'm sorry.
In order to...
No, no.
I want to move to the middle.
In order to...
I'm sorry.
I've prepared something for you.
Really?
Yes! Have fun today!
No, this way.
This way?
Yes, this way.
Take me with you.
No, you're going to escort me, right?
Yes!
Here we are!
Wow, this is amazing!
Can I?
Yes!
This is nice!
Yes, isn't it?
I've prepared all of Edo's food.
Edo's food?
Yes, I've prepared all of Edomai's food.
Thank you very much!
Here you go.
I see, I see.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
This is nice.
I can move now.
Oh, really?
Yes.
And...
This is my first time in a boat like this.
Yes, it is.
I think so, too.
But...
But it's not...
It's not funny, is it?
Yes.
Is it sad?
For Yamachan?
It's not funny.
It's not funny, is it?
No, it's okay.
What?
Wait a minute!
Look!
It's very beautiful.
Take a picture of us!
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You know...
Yes?
If you keep doing weird things, you won't get paid.
Shall we do it?
Yes, please do it.
Well, then...
I know you're very entertaining...
So...
Would you like to watch my performance?
Yes, please.
Yama-chan!
Gag!
Yashikoi!
Yagata-bune-ni!
Notterun-de-go-jamasu-yo!
It's cold!
It's getting cold.
What?
It's getting cold over there, too.
It's cold!
We've arrived at the point!
Here?
Yes!
It's only 5 yen away, but...
I'll do this one.
No, no, no.
This one.
Why are you hiding it?
I'm not hiding it!
I'll do it.
Really?
Of course.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
Anything is fine.
Anything is fine?
Anything is fine.
Girls!
Come in!
Excuse me!
(Laughing)
Come in!
We have to practice.
Why is everyone bending their back bones?
(Singing)
Who is that old woman with glasses?
She looks like a teacher.
Is she your teacher?
Yes, she is.
My name is Aoi.
Your name is Aoi.
My name is Satsuki.
My name is Ayayoi.
My name is Koume.
Your name is Wako?
My name is Okamoto.
My name is Mamewako.
Mamewako is no longer needed.
There are some people who are good at baseball.
Like Aoi's baseball?
Yes, like Aoi's baseball.
There are some people like Aoi's baseball.
If you could choose two people...
As I thought, you have high standards.
Ayayoi.
As I thought, you have high standards.
Is she your teacher?
Aoi.
Aoi, I'm a little embarrassed.
It's my first attempt, but should I give it a try?
Aoi.
I don't know.
That's all for today.
Excuse me, sir.
That's all for today.
Excuse me, sir.
That's all for today.
From now on, we will show you the geese of Mameakko- san, who has geese from Edocolae.
What? This lady has geese!
Let's go to Dago-yan. He's the president of the geese club.
Oh, that's good!
Look at this!
What is it?
Look at this!
What is it with you?
It's embarrassing!
Hey, hey, hey! Mameakko is going crazy!
You're embarrassing!
You're being thrown away!
What are you saying?
Hey, come back here!
It's embarrassing!
Get out of here!
It's embarrassing!
It's seriously embarrassing!
Huh?
It's scary!
Huh?
I'm Daiyu Suga!
Daiyu Suga!
You're being thrown away!
It's seriously scary!
It's scary!
Daiyu Suga!
It's embarrassing!
Hey!
Hey, sis!
Hey, guys!
Oh, Eremon!
You're really tight-fisted!
No, your appearance is also different!
By the way, you guys...
Yes?
If you keep looking at me like that...
Yes?
You're such a dirty bastard!
Huh?
You're being scolded!
You can't even be a president!
Yes?
I will...
I will show you...
That's great!
That I can be a real president!
Please show us!
If you don't show us...
You've come this far...
If you don't show us...
That you're different from these people...
Look at how Suga Daiyu, the richest man in history, earns his living!
It's like some kind of comedy!
Big brother!
One minute and one second!
Big brother!
It's not that big of a deal!
One minute and one second, Suga Daiyu!
You look exactly like him!
Look at his eyes!
It's beautiful!
That's enough!
It's going somewhere!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Well, we don't have much time today.
Well, we do, but you guys have to go home.
We're running out of time.
Well, since we're running out of time, you can go home.
I'll talk to you in private.
Well, we don't have that much time.
What are you talking about?
So, what should we do?
We've been doing this show only once a week, right?
If it's such an interesting happening that doesn't end in a week...
It's not like that!
There's a lot of trivial things.
The other day...
Yesterday or the day before...
There was a crow in the house.
I hit it and...
I couldn't catch it with a machine.
I hit it and...
I only saw the crow's face.
"It's cute!" I said.
I looked for a tool and it came out.
It was swollen up.
I wiped it with a tissue and it came out differently.
It came out differently.
It was sitting like this.
What's funny about this story?
It's not funny, right?
But it's like this only once a week!
It's not like that!
You're desperate to laugh like that.
It's not like that!
It's cold even for you!
So you say it as it is.
Thank you!
I'm going to the commercial now.
That's fast!
Do you know how hard it is?!
We've been doing this for 6 years!
Don't say it.
You must have seen it somewhere.
I looked for it.
It's not like that.
We've been doing the same thing for 17 episodes.
You should go out and do something cool.
Am I cool?
I'm not like that.
I'm a person like this.
Don't say that!
If you're doing with the same people, you should do it like that.
You're like that too.
- Because... - Because what?
There aren't many people who want to come out right now!
You usually refuse, don't you?
I want to come out, you know? If I'm in a business or something...
You want to come out?!
What?
You want to come out in a business or something?
No, no, it's not like I want to come out...
You want to come out?
No...
What are you doing?
Wait, wait a minute...
No, why?!
Are you stupid?!
No, no, really...
It's fine if you want to come out.
No, no, it's fine...
It's fine if you want to come out.
You want to come out for a while?
Come out for what?
You're going to get a lot of prize money and stuff, right?
Why are you being so mean?!
Why?
It's fine!
I want to come out for one thing!
What is it?
Um, you know...
Panel Quiz 25!
You're being so negative again!
It's fine! You're going to get a lot of stuff!
But...
No one's going to come out!
Usually, for example...
If you took a gum trip...
You wouldn't have a right to me anymore, right?
But if you put something between us...
If you put something between us in color...
You wouldn't have a gum trip for me again, right?
It's like that, right?
Oh, is it?
Yeah.
Why is there no comment?
No, don't talk.
On TV!
Don't talk!
Don't talk...
No, no, I wasn't interested in it at first...
When you put something between us...
You're not interested?
No, panel...
Not even this?!
What a dirty joker you are!
I know, right?!
But you still do dramas, don't you?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
So you're going to send all the young women in Japan...
What are you talking about?!
That's why I don't like people like you.
You know what?
Yes, I want to tell you.
When you do dramas...
Don't compare reality with reality!
It's totally different, isn't it?!
No, of course it is.
For example, you say "it was good", and...
"it was good", and "it was good"...
Who are you talking about?!
For example, you say "it was good", and "it was good"...
And you get up in the morning, right?
You could do that in a dormitory.
Why?!
No, no, no!
You don't usually do that, do you?
No, I don't.
Are you stupid?!
You young man!
You do that in a dormitory?!
You don't usually do that, do you?!
You're so stupid!
You're a dormitory teacher, but you don't usually do that, do you?!
You say "it was good", and...
In reality and in dramas...
Some actors are really popular, right?
And you think you're just like them, so...
You're just like them, aren't you?!
It's totally different!
You don't usually do that, do you?!
No, of course you don't.
You should try it!
I do it in a dim light.
No, no, no!
I do it in a dim light!
Why do you do that?!
I don't know!
Why do you do that?!
So...
What are you doing?!
No, no...
I'm thinking about short content.
When it comes to specialties of Mori Prefecture, it's apples.
But when it comes to Matsumoto-san's specialties, it's apples.
You know...
Why do you have specialties?
You might think like that now, but it's always like that with me.
At first you think it's weird, but in the end...
It's always weird!
In the end, you all agree with me and go home.
I don't agree with you! I can't end it like this!
Don't say it like "ayahuya"
What did you say?
What?
When it comes to specialties of Aomori Prefecture, it's apples...
Don't say "ayahuya"!
That's my job!
When it comes to specialties of Aomori Prefecture, it's apples.
But when it comes to Matsumoto-san's specialties, it's what?
It's apples.
You're copying me!
It's not like only Aomori Prefecture has specialties of apples.
Okay?
So, for example, in Japan...
I know most of it.
I don't know what you're saying.
I know most of it in Japan.
I know most of the specialties of apples.
You're saying that you know most of the specialties of apples?!
I know most of them.
You're sad?!
I'm not sad...
I know most of them.
I'm a little sleepy right now.
Why?!
Talk!
You're sleepy?
It's like...
Right now, there's a lot of apples in Japan.
But about...
45% of it is Aomori Prefecture.
And the rest, 55%.
That's me.
I don't know what "me" means.
I'm the one who created it.
How do you do it?
It's like...
Once a month...
I do it like this.
I do it lying down.
It's tiring, right?
I do it like this.
What happens if you say "haha"?
I'll say "haha", you know.
Then, will a salesperson come?
A salesperson?!
A salesperson will come.
Who?
Tonya will.
Tonya will come, ping-pong-ping-pong, you know.
And, well...
Well, I'll take off my clothes, you know.
And, well, Tonya will...
Well, he'll do it for me, you know.
He'll do it for you?
He'll do it for me, you know.
Are you cutting it soon?
I'm cutting it soon.
Who's cutting it?
A salesperson.
If you don't cut it, it'll fall apart, you know.
Right?
Lincoln is also cutting it.
Oh, it's not Lincoln.
Who was it?
Huh?
Newton.
Huh? Newton?
Who's Newton?!
You're stupid!
Are you cutting it?!
Right, right, well...
Right, right...
Newton is...
Ah, that's how it is.
In Mike Tyson's left arm there is a respectable Motakuto tattoo, but in Matcha's left arm what kind of tattoo do you have?
My tattoo is a little different from ordinary people's.
Ah, is that so? What is it?
Um... well... I don't know what to say... I remember anger a lot...
Does it come out when you're angry?
It doesn't come out when I'm angry... it's like... it's like...
It's like "if it's like that, I don't care!"
Huh?!
What kind of tattoos?
What?
What kind of tattoos? Mike Tyson's... Motakuto...
Yes, yes, yes...
What kind of tattoos do you have?
Ah, I have a lot of different ones.
Why do you have a lot of different ones? There's always one or the other that comes out!
I don't know...
Are you really angry?!
I'm sorry... I'm really sorry...
I don't know...
What?
What? What comes out?
Um... this is...
What is it?!
What is it with you?!
It smells good!
You smell bad too, don't you?
What?
What's coming up?
This is...well...shall I say it?
Yes.
Usually, it's a woman's lesbian who you're dating.
Ah, there's a lot of them.
Yes, yes, yes.
Who is it?
Yoshiko.
Ah, Yoshiko.
I've seen you a lot.
There's also Keiko.
Ah, Keiko.
I've seen you a lot.
It's not like that.
It's not like that!
It's troublesome when you're separated.
Ah, of course!
How do you use it?
Cicadas go around.
What's wrong with you?
You're a world-renowned animal scientist.
Yes, yes.
Why can a crane support itself with such thin legs?
I'm also...
Ah, you're an animal scientist.
That's right.
Is this a specialty?
Of course it's a specialty.
It's a major specialty, isn't it?
I usually research about cranes' legs.
You're a specialist.
Well, I'll be honest with you about this.
Of course!
You can't say such a thing from a distance!
Out of all living animals in the world,
the one with the best balance is actually a crane.
I really wondered why, but in the end, the crane's legs are actually about four metres long.
Go down.
Crack!
No, no, no, it's like this on the ground, and it's still growing in the middle.
It's still growing in the middle.
There's still this in the middle of the long part.
There's still more below.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Depending on how hard it is, there are several of them.
There are times like this, too.
What do you mean?
There are times when it goes in like this.
Oh, when there's a hard stone underneath.
So it's not like "crack, crack!"
It's like that.
It's like this.
Where is it?
It's like this.
Because it's diagonal, right?
I've never seen it like this before.
If you go "bang!", it doesn't break.
It doesn't break. It doesn't break.
It's all going down.
If you get hit from the side, it'll go "bong".
That's... they've done a lot of things like that before.
I used to go fishing.
Oh, you did?
But I thought it wasn't enough.
Hey, gather up!
Gather up!
What is it?
What, what, what is it?
Sorry!
You're the player, right?
Yeah.
Toshimizu, you, come forward for a second.
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
Toshimizu!
No, no, it's just Tsuruno, Toshimizu.
Yes.
Yes, what is it, coach?
Coach?!
No, not coach...
The great, great guy's...
Tsuruno.
Yeah, yeah, you...
Let's get more focused.
Yeah.
Let's speak up!
Focus and speak up...
Let's speak up and confirm it!
That was close!
Happy birthday to you...
Happy birthday, dear Aichi-chan...
Happy birthday to you...
What's this?
Strawberries!
Strawberries?
Which one is it?
Look at the strawberries...
Turn it off!
We're old friends now.
The first time we played was 26...
Six years ago.
Thank you very much!