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"Buta", "gutemog" for "boar" and "nikuyo" for "boar family" were cultivated back in the Shinseki period, and in Europe, China and India, they evolved and became cultivated.
In medieval Europe, pigs were an important meat source for the common people, but due to religious restrictions, they became an abusive substitute for pigs.
Also, in Japan, pigs were cultivated in the early days of Japan, and history is old.
In the middle of Buddhism's influence, it declined, but as civilization evolved, it spread again.
There are more than 300 species of pigs in the world, and about 800 million pigs are bought worldwide, and their weight ranges from 80kg to 200kg, and sometimes from 6kg to 16kg.
It is often misunderstood that pigs have a lot of fat, but in fact, it is the most nutritious and well- balanced protein for Japanese people.
It is proven by the fact that Okinawan people eat about 1.7 times as much pork as Japanese people and are number one in the world in terms of intestinal health.
And today, we are going to eat this wonderful pig.
Today, we are going to give you some presents.
It's all about presents.
These guys are really...
I think it's already summer for you guys, right?
Yeah.
It was hot last summer, too.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah, it was summer.
In the sense of compensation...
Gainer.
Over here.
Gainer.
We prepared this for you.
This pig is...
Yes, yes.
If you cut it into whole pieces, you can say it's the best.
Yorkshire...
What?
Yorkshire pork.
It's a good thing.
It's a good kind of pork.
I see.
It's a whole piece.
It's wonderful.
You've never seen it before, have you?
I've never seen it before.
It's a good dish, isn't it?
A good dish?
Yes.
A good dish?
Yes, it's an expensive dish, isn't it?
Ah...
Yes.
What's with the little one?
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Here you go.
What?
Don't eat it yet.
It's hot.
Everyone is angry.
It's hot.
It's bad.
The smell is bad.
But...
Let's cut it.
Wow!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
He's eating fast.
What?
He's eating fast.
Eat it inside.
What?
Eat it inside.
It has to be seasoned.
Rub it with salt.
You are fast.
It's hot.
Rub it with salt.
You can't rub it with pepper.
Rub it with salt.
You have to rub it with salt.
Rub it with salt.
Season it.
Now.
Rub it.
Hurry up.
Just kidding.
Really?
Look at this fat.
It reminds me of the beach.
What else do you need?
Blood.
You are so big.
While you are doing it, rub your butt.
Rub it with salt.
What is this?
You have to turn it.
Slowly.
It's looking good.
It's falling.
It's looking good.
Don't shrink your butt.
Turn it over.
It looks great.
Doesn't it look delicious?
You look like Ken Shimura.
Your tail has grown.
Why is that?
It's because of the fire.
The tail has broken.
It looks delicious.
The fat.
It looks delicious.
The juice.
It looks delicious.
How do you cut it?
You don't know how to do it.
It looks like a happy-go-lucky-kitten.
Let me try it.
Can I try it?
Go ahead.
I don't have a regular one.
You have a regular one.
It's delicious.
It's really delicious.
Do you understand?
Yes, we do.
I hope you don't do it again until summer.
Summer is over.
Thank you for your hard work.
You should eat it.
Yes.
It's delicious.
Thank you.
Did you eat it deliciously?
Yes, thank you.
Thank you for the meal.
I ate it cleanly.
I will do my best for this year's second half.
Let's do our best with this.
Ladies and Gentlemen.
I didn't know you were back to being an ordinary ladies and gentlemen. When did you start this?
About 3 or 4 weeks ago.
Oh, really?
Today is another good day.
This is...this is cool.
Well...
What do you think? Today is another good day.
What is it?
This is cool.
This is also cool.
This is popular.
No...
Is it popular? It's not popular.
What do you mean?
Oh, you've gone this far.
You're like a prince of a lake.
No, I'm not laughing.
I'm not laughing, but...
We're the only ones laughing.
Oh, really?
Well, it's fine.
It's very quiet, isn't it?
I don't know if it's a yes or a no, but...
I like it better like this.
When you're in a good mood.
I like this feeling.
I like it.
Well, well, well...
I'm a little surprised, but...
Yoshimoto Industry is dirty, isn't it?
Yes.
It's really dirty.
Oh, really?
Yoshimoto doesn't put in a lot of galas, does it?
Yes.
Before, it was one month late.
So if you work this month, you're in the next month.
That's right.
I think it's been about half a year ago.
It's been two months late.
It's weird.
I think it's weird.
Yes.
I heard it recently and I was surprised.
Why?
There was a reason for this month.
Yes.
It's okay if you put it in right away, but you dare to leave it for two months...
Yes.
Once a month...
Yes.
You leave it in the bank...
Yes.
You increase your interest and decide!
I was surprised!
- Really? - What kind of company do you have?
- But it seems like you normally do. - No way! I was surprised!
The president of Yoshimoto said in a magazine the other day that Matsumoto has 600 million yen this year.
I don't even have 600 million yen! You're lying! You're lying!
I don't even have 600 million yen, you idiot!
Besides, you can give me 600 million yen and say you have 600 million yen.
But I'm the one who earns it! I'm the one who earns it!
I'm the one who earns money! I'm the one who runs and runs and runs!
Shut up!
- And Matsumoto said, "I'm angry!" - He said, "I'm angry!"
He said it like I was a gambler.
(Whistling)
Why are you whistling?
Why are you doing this?
It's a dirty company.
But it can't be helped.
Because I always think like this.
For example, I live in Tokyo now.
I have an apartment.
But what I can't think of here is...
For example, from the program...
Accommodation fee and taxi fare are included.
I don't live here.
But it's included.
And I take all the money there.
Yes.
No luck.
Anyway, you're making money, but you're nasty.
Well, I thought you'd say that.
I'm not talking about this.
No, you are.
You've been talking about it all along.
No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're nasty.
I don't care about this.
What?!
You nasty.
(Laughs)
No, no.
I don't care about money.
It's easier for you to live here.
You're nasty.
I don't care about money.
I care about my heart.
No, you're nasty.
Well, I...
Actually, I haven't been to work for a while.
I went home to Osaka.
Yes, you did.
I heard you went down to Shizuoka.
Well, well...
Why?
I don't like it when we talk about this because it makes me look like an idiot.
It looks like you were walking around with a beard.
You're stupid.
No, when you talk about this, it makes me want to...
Can I say it?
You want to say it, don't you?
Go ahead.
I was sleeping in a city called Tokyo...
I don't know what you're talking about!
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about!
I'm talking!
Why are you mumbling?
I lived in a city called Tokyo...
To be honest with you...
You're making me blush.
To be honest with you, I'm not a rich kid.
I'm really sorry.
Does it stick in your nose?
But I'm not talking about this right now.
No, I'm serious.
So why did you walk around Shinsaibashi?
It's not like...
It's cheap, you know!
It's cheap, but you walked around.
I walked around normally.
It's normal, you know!
Well...
Organize yourself and talk! You're taking too long!
Organize yourself and talk!
You have such a cute face.
Um...
To be honest with you, I have a lot of gold coins.
You're bragging!
No, I'm serious! Let me talk!
No, you can't!
I have about four gold coins.
Do you have five coins?
That's enough! Talk!
To be honest with you, I don't think there's anyone as talented as you.
What?
That's enough!
There's no one like you.
Even if you say it, you're 31 years old.
And you're riding in a Stardom.
That's enough!
Why did you walk around? Say it!
You know, I'm...
How can I say it?
I feel like I'm a hippo.
I feel like I'm in a magazine store.
I don't like it!
And I dare to look back at Osaka and want to be a stray dog again.
Why do you want to walk?!
Say it!
I want to be a stray dog like I was back then.
Is it too dangerous?
No, no, I understand.
It's like you said just now.
You're walking on TV and people walk up to you.
You wanted to do it like that, didn't you?
No, I was able to do it.
I sometimes do it like this.
Where?!
You're walking in Shinsaigashi and you do it like this?!
Well, well, like this.
What's wrong with you?!
Why do you have a basket on you?!
I didn't say I had a basket on me!
Well, well, well.
Why did you end up like this?
I went back to Osaka privately the other day.
You said you wanted to walk in Shinsaigashi, didn't you?!
So I went back to Osaka.
Of course, I went back there in private.
And I asked my parents for a Shinkansen ticket.
They gave me one.
And I stayed in a hotel for about a night.
They gave me a Shinkansen ticket.
I came back about yesterday.
And I asked my parents for that money.
You said you wanted it in private, didn't you?
Yes.
Then you should pay me.
I don't agree with you.
Why?!
You said you wanted to walk in Shinsaigashi, didn't you?!
I did.
Then you should pay me!
No, no, no.
What are you waiting for?! Pay me!
Don't you understand what I'm saying?
You live in Tokyo for work.
So you don't go to Osaka, you go back.
But you don't have a house here, do you?
No.
You don't have a house here, you live here.
Yes.
But sometimes you can get some money when you go back.
Why?!
That's not fair!
You don't have to pay for it!
I'm not talking about this!
Yes you are!
I'm talking about this!
What is it?
You never say "what is it?"
Are you stupid?!
Pay me for it!
You're weird.
It's 10,000 yen!
You're so mean!
Am I mean?
Am I dirty for money?
Do I look like you?
What are you saying?!
It's so cold!
What are you saying?!
Why are you so mad at me?
Why am I mad at you?!
You said it yourself!
You're so mean.
What is it?
Pay me for it!
Where are you going?!
What's worse than that is...
For example, we're doing a show.
For example, we're doing a concert.
Yes, yes, yes.
Then you say "pay me for it."
Pay me for it.
Yes.
It's not controlled.
Isn't it more dirty?
But you can't say that to your opponent.
Can I pay for it?
I can't do that.
Wait a minute!
I...
Can I pay for it?
I like that kind of talk, so I want to do it myself.
But you never say it.
You're so mad at me.
It's cold!
It's not cold at all.
It's my nose!
It's cold!
You're the one who's saying it!
It hurts!
What is it? So where are you going?
Recently I suddenly noticed, but you use animal characters in a moving company, don't you?
Yes, yes.
Black cat, pelican, kangaroo, duck...
Do these animals have anything in common?
I don't know.
I don't know the meaning of that question.
What?
I don't know what you're trying to say.
Do they have anything in common?
Of course they do.
Let me ask you. That's why I'm telling you.
Do they have anything in common?
You can't buy something like this with money.
Black cat, pelican, kangaroo, duck...
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
You know what I'm talking about?
Animals.
You use animal characters in a moving company, don't you?
You know what an animal is, don't you?
First of all...
It's full of hair, isn't it?
It's full of hair?
Isn't it true, you black cat?
What are you talking about?
Kangaroo is full of hair, isn't it?
I don't think it's full of hair.
It's full of hair, isn't it?
You don't have a smooth kangaroo, do you?
It's full of hair.
It's not smooth, but I don't think it's full of hair.
How can you deny it like that?
It's my job.
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
It's full of mouths.
I'll tell you one of them.
Is there a black cat with a mouth?
Why do you close your eyes when you cry?
You're disgusting.
Look at your face!
Yes, there is one good thing about this. It's a secret.
No, it's not!
Everyone has an ileum. Let's be honest about it. Everyone has an ileum.
Tell me first.
What is an ileum?
An ileum. There is a kangaroo ileum.
Yes, there is a kangaroo one.
There is one. This one is perfect.
And then there is a pelican. The pelican is here.
I know that.
There is an ileum here.
There are only two.
Black cats and ducks have butts.
That's not an ileum!
That's an ileum!
You're hiding something!
That's an ileum!
It may be an ileum, but it's there.
Even if it's there, it's not an ileum.
It depends on whether you want it or not.
That's why it's an ileum!
No, it's not.
I don't think black cats have an ileum!
It may be an ileum, but black cats have their butts!
Which black cats?
Black cats have their butts!
So what?
It doesn't hurt that much.
No, no, no.
It's up to each person!
But it hurts differently!
It hurts!
Even though you put a stand in it, you're holding it in!
I can't put a stand in it!
You think so, don't you, kitten?
Hey!
If you put more wakame in water, it becomes wakame.
But if you put Matsumoto-san in water, what happens?
That's right.
What do you mean?
I don't know if I should say "what do you mean?"
Do you want me to go back to water and do something about it?
So if you dig a hole in a pool or something, will it work?
No, it won't work.
What?
If you put it in water, will it work?
I said it will work.
How can you say that?
Didn't we do it with Itoi-san before?
Fishing, right? In a black bike.
Why didn't you run away then?
But...
It was a good chance.
No. You had to hold my rear end and put it like this.
You can't run away for the rest of your life.
Who's going to let you escape?
Why can't I kill you with your coat?
Then I'll go like this.
No, no, no, no.
That's a temporary form.
What are you?
If you do this, you'll run away without looking, right?
What are you?
You're changing your position.
I'm your partner and I'll be killed by the river.
What is this?
What are you at this time?
I'm your partner.
No, no, no, no.
If you were my partner, you wouldn't run away like this.
Why?
What are you at this time?
I said, I'm your partner.
No, I'm your classmate, your friend and your partner.
So you're my partner up to now, right?
Yes.
When we talk quietly...
What are you?
I'm your partner.
Why? It's funny.
You won't run away like this?
Wait a minute!
You don't need a partner who runs away like this?
You don't need such a partner!
Are you stupid?
No, I don't.
I'll say one thing.
You don't have to do this for the rest of your life, do you?
Then I won't run away.
No, I mean...
Maybe...
Someone who doesn't know about this...
Machan!
Wait for me!
Well, well, well...
I see!
I was smoking a cigarette and said "haha" and then I saw someone...
I couldn't make it in time! What should I do?
I'm all alone!
But I'm sure you'll come back, right?
Give me a lot of eggs.
Don't go back!
Disgusting!
Give me an egg!
Can't you break it?!