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Youkai
Since ancient Japan, along with many legends,
they have a deep connection with the human world.
Sometimes we are bewitched, and sometimes we are blessed.
Just a year ago, a few youkai left downtown.
Tonight, they went to a school that is rumored to be the best in Japan.
"Youkai exodus" "School youkai"
- What is it today? - Well...
It's pretty cold today.
I can't show it to the kids.
If you feel cold around here, you'll know it's me.
- Oh, really? - There are quite a few youkai.
- Are you already out of here? - I'm already out of here.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
- Where are we? - This school.
- This is a scary picture. - Yeah.
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Someone's here, Masumoto-san!
Oh, you're already here!
Masumoto-san, I saw you last year too, but...
What are you doing?
You came again this year.
This year too...
What was this again, you youkai?
What was this youkai again?
Cat girl?
No, youkai... cat...
(Laughing)
This girl loves her hands and scissors so much.
She's been so energetic lately, I can't believe she's lost her courage.
Youkai... cat... girl...
Isn't this a little too violent?
This is a good youkai, right?
A good youkai.
She's just playing around by herself.
That's right, that's right.
She's not violent at all.
Rather than being violent, she's just lying down for a while.
(Laughing)
Because she's tired of it?
Because she's tired of it.
She doesn't even have the courage to go up there.
She doesn't?
She's just like this all the time.
But if you pick up Mari, it'll be a big problem.
Is it bad?
It's bad.
Are you going to do it?
I'll do it.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Don't do it, don't do it.
I'll do it.
(Laughing)
She's not violent at all.
(Laughing)
That was close!
(Laughing)
That was scary!
(Laughing)
Let's go to the next one.
Okay.
It's been a year since I've seen a cat girl.
Yeah, me too.
Whoa!
Really?
Is it underground?
It's really scary.
Do you feel it from below?
You can feel it from below, right?
This is scary.
Huh? What is this?
This is scary.
It's twitching.
Whoa!
(Laughing)
It's scary!
It's scary.
It's really scary.
It's scary. It's scary.
What?
It's scary.
It's really scary. It's scary.
It's scary.
It's scary. It's scary. It's really scary.
What is that?
It's a running man.
It's scary.
It's really scary.
It's scary.
It's creepy and scary.
Children who disappear by being attracted by that tone often say, "running man."
It was very powerful.
It's fierce now.
We should have stopped it.
It's said that children eat it.
Is that so?
It's fierce.
Adults don't care about it.
That's why we passed by it.
Yes.
It's in the cushion.
It's hot suddenly.
I wonder which one is it.
I want to hear something.
I think I heard something from this school.
I think it's from this music room of elementary school where no one should be.
I can hear a piano.
What does it mean?
Mado-san!
Yomi ni mote! Yomi ni mote!
Oki wa yomi ni! Yomi ni mote!
Na! Kaze mo to oto sa! Yomi ni mote!
Ote ni! Ote ni to oshiete!
Kore! Kore! Kore nandesu no? Kore youkai mote!
Once upon a time, a young man who was still young and still dumped by men
found a music room owner approaching him with a creepy look.
Youkai mote!
Sensei is coming! Sensei is coming!
Mote!
Are you scared of me?
I'm scared of you! I'm scared of you!
This is bad!
If you get attached to me like this, it's over!
Mote!
Don't do it! Push me in! Push me in! Push me in!
Mote!
Are you ready?
That's the only way to defeat him.
That's right!
It was a great desire!
You noticed it perfectly!
He's back!
You moved!
Youkai running again!
He's not a bad guy.
Really?
Yes.
He's just passing by.
He won't do anything to an adult.
I'm scared!
Is he looking for a child?
Yes.
Do you hear something?
I do.
What?
Do you hear something?
I'm scared!
Youkai?
Don't say it yourself!
The one and only boin-lover who holds a guitar and travels all over the country...
Youkai Boin!
What are you doing?
He's Youkai Boin, but he still sings songs with their names.
It's like, "Ion is only 16 years old."
I see.
Hey, it's just a name!
Let's go.
Do you still have money?
Well, actually...
After the name "boss" comes up...
A lot of...
"bosses"?
A lot of "bosses"...
Like, you know...
Is this some kind of...
Security room?
Security room!
It's all spread out!
Is it here?
It's all cut off!
This is scary...
Yeah...
This is...
Yamasaki, there's someone there! Let's go!
Really?
Yeah.
Whoa! There he is! There he is!
He's calling you! He's calling you!
Yamasaki, let's go!
Huh?
Let's go!
How do we do this?
For now, hold it down from above...
Right?
Yeah.
Whoa!
Boss!
It's out! It's out!
It's out!
What is this?!
It's Japan!
Hiding in a security room bed...
A weak handsome young man...
Keeps getting lost...
And keeps waiting...
Boss character...
"Temptation Japan"...
I'm scared!
I'm so scared!
This is not good!
Is this the boss character?
This is the boss character! Yamadaki, do something!
Yamadaki, do something!
I can't do anything!
No, no, I'm begging you!
Sensei, catch me!
Sensei, you said it yourself!
I like green tea!
Please forgive me! Please forgive me!
Please forgive me!
Help me! Help me!
Run away! Run away!
This is not good!
Help me!
This is really not good!
I'm scared!
I feel like I'm going to pass out!
This year was a little more intense.
I think it will be like this next year too.
You've escaped well!
This "yokai rebellion" is completely evil!
It's a real youkai!
So far, we haven't been able to defeat it.
The cross doesn't work anymore!
Let's hurry up and get out of this building!
Yes, let's get out of here!
I'm really sorry! I'm really sorry!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yeah...
It's been a while, hasn't it, kid?
Yeah...
I don't have much to say, but...
Yeah...
It's been a while since we've been here, hasn't it?
What?
You don't feel like doing it anymore, do you?
I don't feel like doing it anymore, but...
Yeah, yeah...
I thought so...
Well...
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yeah, yeah...
Well, well...
I took a little break, but...
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
But you...
I heard you went to the beach and picked up girls.
I know...
Hey!
I'm gonna sing even if you ask me something like that!
I even brought a beer can...
To the beach...
Well, you...
You should wait in the car!
Yeah, yeah...
The latest videos...
Aren't useful at all!
Watch them as soon as you get them!
Hm?
What's up with you?
Don't say anything!
I'm in the middle of something!
You went with me, didn't you?
I did!
What's up with you?
I have to go to the beach with you!
No!
You're the one who charged me with a beer can!
What's up with you?!
Don't say it like it's none of your business!
What?
Yamasaki has been...
Taking girls...
And...
When I got back...
Ugh, this guy...
Too soon...
Maybe I should be mad at him...
That's what he said.
It's like you were there!
That's not it, that's not it. I said I wanted to go to the sea! It's only natural for a summer man to want to go to the sea!
I want to go to the sea, that's what I'm going for!
No, hold it in!
Hold it in! Wait a minute! I didn't do anything wrong! I want to go to the sea! I want to go to the sea on vacation!
Right?
Right.
And to make fun memories of the trip, let's spin something. This isn't something that happens often even for amateurs.
No, of course you should spin me, you weakling! You don't know anything! You should spin me!
No, that's because... you know me.
Eh? What?
No, like... "Oh, this girl has grown up!"
How much do you know about me?
And!
Ah, right, right.
What are you doing?
Um... there was a girl I knew there.
There was?!
And... and... well... and...
Yes?
I heard a funny story.
Yes, yes.
And I heard a lot of stories about that girl.
Last year, that girl came to Shona again.
Ah, I see, I see.
And then, like some businessman or something...
Yes.
Um... a little...
He asked her out?
Yes.
There's definitely someone you know over there, so don't come with me.
That's what she said.
Yes.
"Eh? Who?" I said.
"Entertainers?" "No, not entertainers."
That's what she said.
Yes.
And I said, "It was you, Suga-chan!"
Damn it!
Hey, look away!
- Well, that's that. - I see.
- Well, there were many things. - Well...
- But I really only said... - It's anti-laughter!
- But I really was at home... - Basically, you were at home.
- Basically, yes. - Yes.
- But you did go. - Oh, well, well...
Well, I did go...
But...
To exaggerate...
Well...
- To put it simply, I didn't go. - But you did!
It's simple!
You didn't say you didn't go!
- You didn't say you didn't go! - Well, if I were to compare...
How many people did you go with?
Five and two.
I don't know about that!
Well, well...
I'm telling you this for your own good.
- I'm telling you this for real! - Yes!
Well, you know...
When I'm doing this kind of entertainment...
It's necessary to do a lot of research!
So...
Most of the girls I've taken are...
The ones that are popular right now...
What are you talking about?
Well, you were at the beach, right?
My comment...
My comment was wrong!
- No, no, really... - Oh, really?
Come on!
Oh, come on...
You were at the beach, right?
When you're driving a car and in the middle of the road you find a pair of gloves and a pair of shoes, sometimes even a blanket.
Mr. Wazubo, what is the meaning of all of that?
What's the meaning of all of that? Oh, you're making me mad!
This is something that everyone has to think about desperately, right?
No, it's not desperate.
Everyone has to think about it seriously.
Everyone has to think about it seriously and I have to think about it too.
This is serious!
Mr. Kinpacchan!
This is serious, right?
A blanket, gloves and shoes.
Yes, what are they?
No, what's the meaning of all of that?
Are they not something you wear or are they not something you have with you?
Why are you pulling me like that?
Oh, I'm thinking about it.
What's the meaning of all of that?
A pair of gloves and a pair of shoes.
Okay.
You know...
Yes.
First of all, have you ever found a pair of gloves on the road?
Yes, I have.
You have?
Yes, I have.
You have, right?
No, I haven't.
No...
I have, you know.
Have you ever seen a car run over a military base?
Yes, I have.
That's because I have a message for you.
What?
You love me, don't you?
You know, all military bases are like that.
Yes, you're right.
But this one is different.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, it is.
What message is it?
Why didn't you notice it until now and ignored it?
That annoys me!
Oh, you've come to that conclusion!
On the other hand, I'm so angry now!
No, I'm sorry about that.
I'm so angry now that I want you to be careful!
Yes, yes.
Right?
Yes.
Stop it!
Well, yes.
But we've been talking about it for a long time.
Tell me the message!
Let me ask you one more question.
Was that military base your left or right hand?
Well, I didn't see it properly, but it might have been my left hand.
A military base doesn't have a left or right hand, does it?
No, it doesn't!
Even though it was like this, you know...
You just lied to me!
I'm not going to talk about it anymore!
No matter how you look at it...
You lied to me!
No, no, no!
No matter how you look at it, it might have been like this, you know...
Then you must have been the one with the left hand, right?
Yes.
What are you talking about?
Right?
Yes.
I don't know if you're right or wrong, but I'm right, too!
Which one is right?
I know which one!
I'm already confused!
I can't deal with this anymore!
I don't care anymore!
I'm already confused!
I'm sorry!
It was falling! It's all gone now!
Are you okay?
What do you mean?
When you were driving, a lot of things were falling!
I didn't notice it, but it's all gone now!
I see, I see.
Do you understand?
Yes!
For example...
For example, you're driving!
Yes!
You're driving!
Yes!
And a lot of things are falling!
There's always something in between!
Isn't it obvious?
After you're driving, you suddenly don't have shoes anymore!
And...
It's because you're driving...
That's right.
Why are you driving so fast?
Yes, yes.
Don't you think so?
I do!
You do, don't you?
You're so old-fashioned!
I don't know!
Why do you do things like that?
Oh, you don't know that!
No, I don't know that!
But you know that you're driving so fast!
I know!
That's great!
No one notices it.
Yes, yes, yes.
After you're driving, you're usually looking in the mirror.
Why is that?
And...
It's almost like...
You know...
You're wearing earplugs.
And...
You're wearing shoes.
And...
You're wearing...
You're wearing wings.
And...
You're wearing a mask.
And...
And most of the time you're selling kofu, right?
No, no, no...
What is kofu?
It's impossible...
K... kofu is...
I... I have to finish it...
I have...
I... I have to finish it right now...
It's not kofu...
I... I...
Hurry up...
And...
Most of the time you're selling condoms, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Oh, condoms...
Mo!
And now you're selling moomoos...
No, no, no...
Um...
Impossible!
You're selling adult moomos...
No...
Adult moomoos...
What are you selling?
In Kazuma-san's body...
There are seven weapons, including a psycho gun in his left hand...
What are the other six?
And by whose hands were they loaded?
Please tell us if you have a sad past...
If you take it out, it's a psycho gun, of course...
T-take it out...
No, no, no...
I can't take it out...
Huh?
You push it and don't turn it...
Oh, I see! If you can take it out like this, you can do it!
If you can't wait, you can't do it!
You push it, turn it, and pull it out...
Yes, yes, yes...
Oh, I see!
You push these two buttons and don't push it at the same time!
You push it, turn it...
Oh, there are buttons here!
Yes, yes, there are two of them...
So you can't take it out with just one...
You push it hard...
Yes, yes...
You could take it out easily in the past...
Please fix it...
According to the professor...
Professor?
I'll try to take it out in about three actions...
Professor?
Please take it out!
No, no, you can't do that...
Huh? What's this one?
So you can shoot bullets?
If you take it out...
Yes, yes, bullets...
That's basically it...
And you can change about six more...
There's nothing you can't do!
Yes, so I don't use it much...
In fact, I use something else...
Oh! Do you have something you use?
I do, I do...
Even now?
The first one I use is...
A wine opener...
You're so sad!
It's like this...
You came all the way to my place...
With my arm...
It's like this...
Is that your request?
Yes, it is...
But you have to turn it yourself...
Why?
Turn it this way...
Huh?
Why?
I want to do something about it...
Why do you have to do it yourself?
Oh, you use it a lot...
Yes, I use it a lot...
And there's also this one...
It's like this...
It's like a mirror...
It's a toothpick...
Leave it to Faisal!
It doesn't matter if you have it or not...
It's not useful at all!
Oh...
I had that...
Oh...
I don't have it anymore...
Which one is it?
It's like magic...