AISubs v3.5
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Ladies and gentlemen...
It wasn't that far from Tuneshima, so it was pretty easy.
Well, I'm really sorry for showing you such a thing for an hour... no, not an hour, but thirty minutes.
Okamoto is on parade.
You can't do that! It's a thirty-minute show! You're forever a manager!
I was doing other things while doing it, but...
We're not the main characters yet.
I wasn't sure if I should do it or not.
Well, you did it anyway.
He was a human rights activist.
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I'm going to Okinawa!
I'm going to Okinawa all of a sudden!
According to manager Okamoto, he's been flying all over Okinawa since last week.
On a scorching island, under scorching sun, he's been touring all of Okinawa's magnificent locations.
Manager Okamoto has been screaming all over the program.
Every time his screams echoed in the blue ocean of Okinawa,
there was someone in his heart who was burning with jealousy.
I want to go too!
Without a second chance, filming is over.
However, he's been waiting for a scary prank that no other talent has experienced before.
That man's name is...
YAMASAKI KOSEI!
YAMASAKI has been pranked many times in the past, and has shown his lack of skills.
However, this time, YAMASAKI KOSEI will raise the level of his fear to a higher level!
Today, we're going to watch YAMASAKI KOSEI's usual prank.
Actually, it's over now.
It was really fun!
It was the worst prank ever!
You're going to sue me for this, right?
Anyway, let's let the main actor speak first.
No, I'm really going to sue you.
Because of me...
Because of that prank...
Because I really thought it was real...
I'm going to keep my mouth shut about it.
After it's over, don't eat anything and come back to my seat.
That's the only thing I can do.
I'm going to throw you into the ocean of Okinawa.
These memories...
Memories, huh?
Let me say one thing first.
I won't say what it is while you're being pranked, but...
No matter how much money it is...
Rent it!
Look at this! What is it?
The world's greatest prank!
Hosei Yamasaki's crisis response!
Once the filming is over, it's a peaceful dinner.
But at this time, the operation had already begun.
Yamcha doesn't have a job.
Yamcha is the worst when he doesn't do anything.
This is fun!
This is fun, isn't it?
Yes!
I want to become an Englishman.
Would you like to become an Englishman?
Thank you for your hard work!
After dinner, it's karaoke competition.
Here, the fear of being pranked will finally spread.
Why?
What are you doing?
Get out of here!
Hurry up!
There was a group of people staring at the excited Yamasaki.
It's scary!
Prank strategy! Yamasaki force!
In the toilet, they are attacked by fearsome aliens!
Don't make me laugh anymore!
Toma-san!
It's getting exciting!
It's getting mixed up!
It hurts, it hurts like hell, but it hurts like hell
I like you, I like you so much that I can't say it
♪ The two of us are now on a journey together ♪
♪ We're running together, we're running together ♪
♪ We didn't run far enough ♪
♪ The happiness of being together ♪
♪ When I'm drunk I let it all go ♪
♪ I threw it all away and the money was ♪
If you don't know this song, you'll have a hard time singing it in the morning.
I've been staring at the cliff all day.
What are you doing?
I feel like I'm going to die.
I've been crying and crying.
Downtown, Downtown sang it.
Sanai sang it.
It is said that it is a sacred place for the gods of the world.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Hurry up, shit!
Welcome. Welcome.
How much? How much? How much?
I don't have.
How much money you got?
Oh...oh...how much demo...
How much? How much demo...
Sorry. Sorry.
No matter how much...
Sorry, no matter how much...
Fats...fats...fats...fats...fats...fats...fats...
Oh, sorry...
Oh, sorry!
Sorry...
Hahahahaha!
Okay... Okay...
Oh...
I can't understand anything!
The last one with the lotion, did you get it?
Did you get it?
Did you get it for real?
Oh...
I was watching you on the monitor behind you...
Did you get it for real?
I can't understand anything!
Money... Money...
I'll pay you as much as you want...
I'm sorry...
You look like you're in pain...
Do you know what day it is?
You look like you're in pain...
Hahahahaha!
Oh...
I'm going to erase this!
Hahahahaha!
Scary even now!
The knife is no good.
The knife doesn't open!
When you take out the knife, you're like "Huh?"
Even in the middle of the night, you're still cleaning your back.
Just don't try to eat my dick!
Hahaha!
That's, that's...
It's a little ugly, but...
As soon as you take out the knife...
You're like "Huh?"
And right away you...
You're like "Ugh!"
I'll do it with my mouth!
If you ate that, you wouldn't be able to get up.
You're like...
Bang! Bang!
You're hitting me in the back.
I was wearing a bandage.
Ah! And you're like "Sorry! Sorry!"
Why are you apologizing?!
Your bandage is no election!
I thought you'd slap me for wearing a bandage.
You're hitting me and you're like "Sorry!"
And you're like "Sorry! Sorry!"
Do you understand?!
This theory is true!
And then...
I thought you'd come in a little more.
Yeah.
And then...
I put in some Z-lotion.
And I thought you'd come in a little more.
And I was like "Ah, let's settle this."
Let's settle this.
What do you mean "settle"?
No, it's fine.
It can't be helped.
It's fine.
I thought.
And I was like "Huh?"
I told the foreign minister that I was happy.
And I told him quickly...
Ah! I accept you!
Because you make me feel good!
I told the foreign minister.
Do you understand?!
This is bad, isn't it, everyone?!
You said you wanted to go to the beach, but you stopped me, didn't you?!
But I had to show you.
Then you said something bad and told me to stop you!
I was wondering why you would stop me.
You always tell me to go to the beach and pick up girls.
Hi!
Thank you for coming all the way here.
You should study English.
No matter how much money you have.
"No matter how much money you have" and "sorry" is all you say.
Sorry, sorry!
At first you said "I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!"
What are you saying to a foreigner?!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Why are you doing such a bad thing?!
I think you should have fought a little more.
I don't know if you have anything else to say.
Yes, please!
Is it okay?!
Thank you for coming, Mr. Yamazaki!
This time it's a mysterious neck pain again!
This is bad!
I can't show you my sweet mask.
Show me your body!
This is what I want to say, but I can't do it.
I'm weird again.
It's not like you can do it or anything.
No, it's just that my muscles are weird.
Why are you looking away?
I was wondering if you brought something.
Something spiritual from Okinawa.
Did you bring it?
No, you...
I know! It's spiritual!
No, it's not!
Get out of my face!
No, it's just that my muscles are weird.
I know you won't say it until the end, but it's not like you can do it!
My muscles are weird!
Let's talk about it now.
OK!
Why?
Right.
I still have to cool it down and the mensole is still on.
- Mensole, right? - Mensole and...
Oh, right!
But I don't really care about whether or not I have to cool down the mensole.
You're cute. Show me your face.
And...
Ma'am!
You're cute. Put on your underwear.
The Mensole
- I don't really care about it... - I don't care about it either...
"Put on your underwear!" he says.
But, you know, it's been a long time. It's been about a week since I've cooled it down.
I'm going to die.
If I really die, you're the one who's going to cry at night.
You know what I'm talking about!
Whoa!
"Whoa!" with stone words.
I have a question for you. Why didn't you two come out for your own pleasure?
Because we haven't been on the show in a while.
No, you were here.
- Oh, really? - You were here.
And I said OK.
Well, well, Mr. Yamagata is doing it.
I said OK to Mr. Yamagata.
And you disappeared, didn't you?
Even though you had importance and support...
What are you trying to say?!
I received a letter from Mr. Yamagata.
Did you eat it without reading it?!
That's a good example, but...
I don't know anything like that!
I don't really go out with people like you.
No, it's not like that. What are you talking about?
Oh, you go out? Do you go out to Tetsuko's room?
I did go out to Tetsuko's room!
That's amazing! You put paper and everything on the table!
I did put it there!
And you rounded up all the guests and put it in their heads.
It's amazing. When you say "gasah!", sometimes you say "nitani hideyaki" or something like that.
24th century space hero Matsumoto san.
Ah, yes.
Can you teach me how to transform?
I don't really know how to...
Are you going to do it?!
I'll transform.
If you transform, will everything change?
Yes, it will.
That's why it's easy for me to transform here.
It's easy, but doing the transformation pose means you're going to transform.
That's what it means, right?
Yes, that's what it means.
I can't solve bank robberies anymore.
Huh?!
I don't want people to see me like that.
Ah, if Matsumoto transforms and everyone finds out...
That's right! So next time there's a bank robbery and I go "bam!" and they say "matchan!", I'll wake up, right?
You'll wake up, right?
Right? That's why it's hard for me.
No, you can't do it in the room.
If I transform, I'll be naked once.
My clothes will get all wrinkled up.
And then new parts will come out.
No, it's fine like that. You can't do it on TV.
Even then, it's pretty lame.
No, it can't be helped.
Ah, is that so?
I'll show my underwear.
So if I transform...
Ah, I've already done it once! I'm scared!
I'll get all wrinkled up once and then...
I'll jump and poop.
It'll take you a long time to transform!
Ah, it's not really poop.
But...
What is it?!
It smells like poop.
But...
What is it?!
No, it's like a human.
What is it?!
No, it's like a human.
In order to become a hero...
I'll throw away my dirty past.
You're good at saying things like that.
Hey, hey, transform over there and come out.
Ah, I see, I see.
Right?
Ah, I think I understand that.
Of course you do.
But it's a little too bright.
Transform! Transform!
You can do things like that?
I can.
I can even erase a little bit of it.
Look, look, look.
Put it on, put it on. What day is it today, B?
It's Wednesday.
Don't mess with me!
Are you transforming on a day like this?
I'm not in prison.
What kind of person did you teach him to transform?
Ah, yes, yes, yes...
It's called "electricity prevention".
What kind of person does he look like?
His antenna is like...
It's really long.
What? Are you being humble?
Datsu is going to stop idols, Masumoto-san.
What kind of activities do you want to do after that?
I've been an idol for about 15 years.
I've sung in various places.
Ah...
What are you going to do after you quit?
I'm going to be a sexy idol from now on.
You have to make an idol.
I've been hiding things like "sarashi" and "maiti" until now, but...
You're an "h", aren't you?
It's a "d" cup declaration.
It's a "c".
What's with the D-cup declaration?
What is it?
I see. Thank you.
Good luck.
I wanted to see photos of idols in those days.
Ah, that's right.
It was summerland at the time.
By the poolside.
I didn't like getting my panties taken off.
Ah, because of the camera.
I took my panties off from below.
I didn't know what to do if I looked like shit.
Good luck.
Become a sexy idol.
No, I'll do it.
I can't stand it anymore.
I don't know how you feel.
I don't feel like that.
Please don't do it.
What?
Please don't do it.
I might transform.
Even if it's not heaven.
Even if it's not paradise.
There's a little communication with the fans like this.
When you rest for a while, you can do it.
It's the first time I've had a combo with beer.
It's good.
It's amazing.
Even if you don't drink it, you can drink it with beer.
Wow, that's cool.
Can you drink it?