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11th Gaki no Tsukai Arahende Chiki Chiki! Celebrities! Are you like that, Grand Prix?!
Everyone here is lucky!
Alright!
Then let's go!
Today's guests, please come in!
Wait a minute, why do you come out as if you don't like it?
I just met Otake.
Really?
He has such a cute face.
I don't want to be associated with criminals.
What are you saying? What are you saying, comedian?
You're still saying it?
Now, let's introduce the guests. First of all, Otakemanon-san!
Next to him is Kanao Genmei-san!
Next is Matsumoto-san!
Hello!
Now, please come in.
Again!
It's like this again today.
What?
No, it's like I'm sitting with a necktie on like I'm some kind of business associate.
No, it's like you're infiltrating this show once in a while.
Now, let's go!
First of all...
This one!
Isn't your necktie like Othello's black one?!
Isn't it too tight?!
Now, please come in!
Isn't your necktie like Othello's black one?
It's black!
That's no good!
Is it visible?
It's visible!
No, it's black!
No, no, no!
Isn't it visible?!
It's visible!
It's definitely black!
Even though you don't look like it, why is your necktie like Othello's black one?
Is it hidden?
That's no good either!
You don't know, do you?!
What do you mean?! It's black like this!
You don't know!
What do you mean?! Why?!
You don't know!
What?!
No! I won't admit it!
Now, Mako-chan, please go ahead.
Now, whose turn is it?
It's mine.
Now, your turn, Miya-san.
I think this person is really old and has been beaten up a lot.
Oh, you're saying that he's old and beaten up a lot, right?
No, I'm saying that he's been beaten up a lot more.
You hear me? Don't get angry.
Huh? How can you convince me of that?
Your turn, Yamato-san.
I won't admit it!
What's with you?
I won't admit it!
One more.
What do you mean you won't admit it?
What does a host who can't admit his answer in a quiz mean?
Hurry up.
There are a lot of people who have been beaten up.
That's why I wrote it.
You can write about someone you know.
Oh, I see. Idiot.
Conan?
Huh? Did I say "ah"?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, well, let's forget about that.
Yeah, yeah, let's forget about that.
What's with you?
Why is Marcia so good and why is her voice so red today?
Okamoto Natsuki-san.
Matsuda Seigo.
Oguro Maki.
From his name...
Nijimai.
Konno Misago.
Kisamoto Masami.
Kitanai Kana.
Kisamoto.
Matsuda Seigo.
Okamoto Natsuki.
Nijimai.
Matsuda Seigo.
He looks like he's about to be bitten.
Isn't it ***?
I'm going to eat it all.
It's definitely ***.
It's hot!
Okamura Natsuki, you were close!
Natsuki, are you going to become a mummy?
I don't know! I don't know about that!
I'm scared of myself!
The next question is straight forward. Let's go!
This one!
You're hated!
No matter if it's a man or a woman!
You're going to get in trouble!
Give me a break!
I'm not saying it!
You're close!
Yes, you're close!
It's not your opinion!
I never thought I'd be black today!
I hate it!
Should I write what I think it is?
Don't expose it!
What?!
If you're not going to publish it, I don't want you to!
No, I'm just saying it for reference!
I'm not saying it!
Of course you are!
Hurry up and write it!
It's amazing!
It's like a McDonald's!
It looks good, doesn't it?
It's like McDonald's in the city.
You're going to get in trouble!
This one!
We've been on this show together a few times.
When he's having fun...
I'm not having fun!
He looks like he's having a lot of fun...
But it's getting colder and colder!
It's not just Otake!
Everyone feels that way!
I've made a complete mistake!
This isn't a woman?!
Yes, Mazuo-san?
I have a lot of them, but if I had to choose one, it would be this one.
You don't dislike it, do you? You don't have a job.
You know, when I was doing this 24-hour TV show, I said to Soa, "This is finally a major show."
Shut up, you idiot! I hope you get drunk!
Well, let's see the results.
But, you know...
Anything else?
No, no.
Even so, Mazuo-san chose this one.
This is, well...
Look at him! He's forcing himself to choose two!
He's kind of annoying, isn't he?
Otakemakoto-san.
Otakemakoto.
Ufursaishi.
Kandauno.
Ryoushiba.
Moriaki Kenji.
Kamioka Ryutaro.
Ritsumi Pinko.
Kano Tenmei.
Ryoushiba.
Kandauno.
Yukinae.
Rijimae.
Kandauno.
Ryoushiba.
Moriaki Kenji.
Otakemakoto is correct!
Wow, this is my first time hearing this.
This is my first time hearing this.
And now, Roo Oshiba, Otakemakoto, Moriaki Kenji.
Am I third?
Even if you're tired, you're not going to feed us.
Shut up!
We're hungry enough to be tired.
Let's go!
I'm in the mood for this show!
Let's go. Shut up!
Shut up!
What? Is it funny?
The world is going crazy about it, right?
Is it funny? Shut up! Are you listening?
You and me, right?
Now, please write it down.
Happiness
Fun
This is good, right?
That's not good!
Is there anything good about it?
You're dead!
No, he's not dead.
You're dead!
You don't know?
No, no, yes, yes.
He's still alive in me.
Yes, yes.
No, no, no!
Don't make it sound so beautiful!
He's dead!
Don't say that.
Don't come any closer!
It's too sad, isn't it?
So, let's start with Otake-san.
Like this, right?
Yes.
Didn't he say it once?
If you die, you'll be surprised.
No, you're singing a movie!
Tenmei-san!
Yes!
So, the audience's reaction...
Yamazawa-san!
And OK!
So, the audience's reaction...
It's bad, isn't it? That's why I'm embarrassed.
Jinshi Pekin.
Oyama Masako.
Kawaii Dori-kun.
Komori's grandma.
Yes, Komori's grandma.
Komori's grandma!
Komori's grandma...
She's young, isn't she?
What do you mean "young"?
She's cool!
Your ******** is in good shape and you're young!
OK, OK, go ahead!
I'll do it again.
OK!
Masako-chan!
OK, Tenmei-san!
I'm like this, too.
****** is fine, but...
I think this one is stronger than ******.
OK, one more!
OK!
What's wrong with you, ******?
You don't know the word "****", do you?
No, I didn't know it at all.
Liar!
What do you think you're doing?
I'm...
decent, you know.
Yes, you are.
What?
I'm the only one who eats mozaik, you know.
I don't like it!
How can you say that?
You don't have to say that!
I want you to put mozaik on it.
I don't like it either.
Here you go, Inoue.
Where is it?!
I want you to put mozaik on it.
How many...
How many times do I have to say "put mozaik on it"?
Well...
It's started.
There's no reason for it.
It's just mozaik, you know.
But I went to the doctor.
I went to the doctor and...
how can I say...
a lot of doctors looked at me.
Really?!
They looked at me!
Really?!
Of course!
I'm old now.
It was amazing!
Yes, it was.
It was amazing!
It's like...
...genius manga's "When Hajime-chan Was Born".
Nobody remembers it!
Nobody can laugh about it.
But I don't know! I really took out my rent and bled it out, but I don't know!
The other day I was doing a skit and I looked you in the eye and thought "oh my god"
I looked you in the eye and thought "oh my god"
Why did you look me in the eye?
That's not my role!
One day in the morning I woke up and looked in the mirror and thought "what am I eating in the morning?"
Thank you very much!
Of course you can't eat it yourself!
Ah, ah, ah...
I don't like that!
I have a lot of quirks!
This New Year I suddenly got sick and...
That's not a quirk!
There's a reason for it!
No, I'm not saying that!
I also made a video about it!
I shook a macaroon with my carrier arm!
Macaroons are just scratches!
Ah, ah, ah...
I shook a macaroon with my carrier arm!
My carrier arm was all scratched!
It was fast enough for me to run!
If it's that fast for you to run, I'll shake it too!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Hey! Why are you kicking me?
It's fast, isn't it?
And then the doctor said some really important words!
It was really scary!
I don't know if I'm just quiet!
I don't know if I'm just crying!
You're saying true words!
And then...
What was it?
There was a TV program about me!
What month and what day did you make this program?
You're not even used to your own body!
You're saying that I don't know what you're saying!
It's scary!
You know...
Don't say it like that!
I'll just look at your depressed expression!
If you say that, you'll come here next time, too.
Why?
You're here, so you can come here anytime.
You're a combination of everything.
When I went to the hospital, he was so anxious.
About five young patients said, "Oh, it's here!"
It's already going around.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
Maybe he decided it with rock-paper-scissors or something.
He said, "I'm lucky."
When I saw it, I said, "My hands are shaking."
No, I'm serious.
I'll check it out.
I will!
That's what he said.
That's how you handle it?
That's how you handle my blood?
You're good.
What would you do if something happened?
I'm angry.
But you didn't say, "Check it out."
You said, "I don't know."
The result is "I don't know."
"I don't know" is Osaka dialect, isn't it?
I don't know. I don't know.
You know it, don't you?
Why do you say only "I don't know"?
You say "I don't know" all the time, don't you?
You say "I know" all the time, don't you?
What do you say?
I don't know.
You're from Hakata.
I'm from Hakata.
I'm a Hakata nutritionist.
Nutritionist!
"I don't know" is Osaka dialect, isn't it?
You're going to be 20 soon.
What will you do first when you're 20?
I'm really looking forward to it.
Hey, wait!
What do you mean "this"?
You and me were in the same school.
Oh, back then we weren't.
No, back then we weren't!
Why can you do all kinds of things like that?
You know, I'm really looking forward to it.
Do you call it "adolescence"?
Because you're 20 years old?
Oh, you're still going to say it, aren't you?
But this is strange.
I thought you'd have a little more sense of reality, but it's surprising.
Who's going to give you normal comments?
It seems you used to do OL back in the day.
If you have any bullying videos from your boss's seguhara or senpai, please tell us.
This reminds me of...
Hey, wait!
You used to be a cheerleader when you were 19, didn't you?
You can be a cheerleader from 18 or 16, you know.
That's right.
As soon as I left high school, I went out of the office.
Why? It's been going on.
I went out of the office.
Yes, yes. I thought you would say that.
I didn't like it.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a thunder president.
You're a scary president!
You often got mad at me.
Oh, really?
Yes.
That's because you're bad, isn't it?
You knew about my mistakes, didn't you?
Yes, yes. About the length of my skirt.
I said it because of this.
You said it because of this!
I said it because of this!
It's because of OL.
Do you have any other colleagues?
Yes, yes.
Like Matsuura-san.
Who is he?!
"Who is he?!" That's not my colleague.
Oh, Matsuura-san.
Yes, Matsuura-san.
Does Matsuura-san say anything to you?
No, I often cried under his desk with Matsuura- san.
Because you got mad at him?
No, it's not because I got mad at him.
No, it's because I was under his desk.
Under his desk...
That's the reason.
It's not funny at all.
It seems you're in a long distance relationship.
Where do you live with your girlfriend?
She's from Rio.
What?
Rio.
Rio?
Brazil?
Brazil, Brazil.
What's your nationality?
Indian.
Are you stupid?
You know what?
Indians shouldn't go to Brazil.
It's not wrong, but...
Don't underestimate my girlfriend!
No, no.
You're so charismatic!
So I went from India to Brazil.
Curry was spicy.
It's the taste of a foreign country.
It can't be helped. It's spicy.
So I ran away.
You can't do it anymore.
It's too spicy.
So I moved to Rio.
It seems you have a girlfriend over there.
No!
It's none of your business!
What are you talking about?
What was your first impression of being born like this?
I was attracted to Samba.
Yes.
Attracted?
You're about to be born. Why are you attracted to Samba?
No, I mean...
Just like that!
You poor thing!
You're about to be born. Why are you attracted to Samba?
No, I was attracted to Samba right after I was born.
You were attracted to Samba.
Yes, that's right.
And?
First of all, I thought...
It's 2LDK.
It's south-facing.
That's really funny.
I see.
First of all, I thought...
It's 2LDK.
Where are you looking at?
You don't know 2LDK, do you?
Oh, it's over there.
It's over there.
Oh, it might be over there.
It looked like 2FAT, so it's 2LDK.
Sir...
First of all...
Mr. Matsumoto, I have a question for you.
Well...
The grave under your eye is called "crying grave".
Yes.
But what is the grave above your eye called?
Well...
"Crying grave", above.
Isn't it too easy?
(Laughter)
Well...
The grave above your eye is called "crying grave".
What? What did you think of "crying grave"!?
(Laughter)
Are you stupid?
No, I don't think of it as "above".
(Laughter)
That's how it is, everyone.
Everyone is not good.
Do you know what "crying grave" is originally?
No.
Hmm...
(Laughter)
It's easy for people who ignore crying.
"Crying grave" is...
It is as it is.
This is called "talking grave".
There are people who talk a lot in this grave.
Oh, is that so?
That's right.
People who cry a lot are called "crying grave" here.
And people who are up here are called "crying grave above".
(Laughter)
People who cry a lot are called "above".
(Laughter)
No, you don't have to put "above" every time.
What do you mean by "people who cry a lot are called "above"!?
Let's say there are people who cry a lot.
People who cry a lot, people who laugh a lot, people who get angry a lot...
There are people who don't cry a lot.
Yes.
People who cry a lot are called "above".
(Laughter)
People who cry more than those people, right?
That's not what I mean!
(Laughter)
I don't have that kind of misunderstanding at all!
(Laughter)
People who cry a lot are called "above", right!?
No, you're wrong!
People who cry a lot are called "above".
(Laughter)
People who cry more than those who cry a lot...
That's not what I mean!
(Laughter)
That's not what I mean at all!
Isn't that what you mean if you interpret it simply?
You don't have to interpret it!
(Laughter)
No, but...
This has nothing to do with it.
That's why people who cry a lot are called "above",
and people who cry a lot are not called "above",
and people who cry a lot are not called "above".
(Laughter)
What do you mean by "above"!?
That's why people who cry more than those who cry a lot are called "above"!
(Laughter)
What are you talking about?
No, but...
That's what it is!
No, no, below! Above!
Below!
No, above!
Above!
People who cry a lot are called "above"!
(Laughter)
What are you talking about?
Do you know why?
You!
Do you know why?
You?
Die!
You die!
Be happier!
You!
(Laughter and applause)
If you cry more, you'll freeze!
(Laughter)
You die in the above!
(Laughter)
Cry more and explode!
(Laughter)
You cry in the above!
(Laughter)
Decision of release
High expectation