AISubs v3.5
Ohmygod!
Hey! Who are you waiting for?
He's got shit on his pants, isn't he?
Let's do it!
Yes!
Somen Tsumeawase!
Are you serious?
Somen Tsumeawase!
1,000 yen!
I can't do it while I'm running!
Let's wait a little longer!
Here you go, 1,000 yen.
This is the worst!
I'll be right back!
Everyone, I'm counting on you!
Help me!
Yes!
Somen Tsumeawase!
1,000 yen!
I lost!
Ah! Could this be...
Why? I didn't do anything weird!
And now... Paula's body shop!
Well, it's a sponsor, you know.
Ah, that's right!
Here you go, Hamada-san, 1,000 yen!
What?!
You were about to take it!
No, no, no!
Here you go, Hamada-san!
No, I didn't mean it like that!
1,000 yen! 1,000 yen!
1,000 yen!
Here you go, Hamada-san!
No, I didn't mean it like that!
Next product!
Hokkaido crab!
Crab!
I love you!
No more crab!
You're not supposed to say that!
Hey, you're doing it backwards!
You're playing speedball like that?!
You're doing it backwards!
Okay, let's get the feel!
Let's get the feel!
What are you doing?
No, but...
Let's do it!
No, he's the one who got the feel!
We should give it to him!
No, if you got it so cleanly, you should get the feel!
It doesn't feel good! We're poor people!
That's why you have to come out!
We can wait here, right?
Ah, yes.
What is it?
We got the feel!
Let's go!
Congratulations! Paula's body and...
You hit me in the face!
Now, soy sauce, beer and benibanai are all over!
Finally, a big present!
Downtown presents!
Porsche 911 Carrera!
Now, let's take a look! Here's the product!
- New car! - New car?
- New car, new car! - New car!
- Here's... - Gasoline! - Three cans of gasoline!
- Gasoline! - Gasoline!
- It's a combination! - It's a combination!
- As a set! - As a set!
- It's real! - Yes!
- Let's have a good time! - Yes!
- Let's go! - Yes!
- Now, let's go! - Porsche 911!
- What's this? - What's this?
- You're heavy! - You're heavy!
- What's going on? - You don't like it?
- Why don't you like it? - I'd like it if you didn't think I would be bullied.
- I'm angry! - He doesn't bully me like that.
- He understands me! - He understands you.
- He doesn't bully me like that. - There you go again!
- Again! - Again!
Porsche!
Wait! I forgot!
He's angry.
Huh?
He's angry.
It's the second time.
Which one was better? The first one?
I think the first one was better.
Are you serious?
He's angry!
Here we go!
Kill him!
I took a step and it was too late.
Damn it!
I'm sorry.
I can't help it.
I can't hit such a sharp ball.
I just hit it.
I'm tired of it.
Let's do our best.
I'll let you use it in your office.
Thank you very much.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
I hope you'll continue to help me.
Let's do our best this summer.
Please continue to help me.
I'm begging you.
Ah...
I've been waiting for you for such a long time, why are you so energetic?
You're energetic, aren't you?
You're a little crazy.
Please cut my hair early.
You know, I think you've really gotten older recently.
Why are you saying that?
No, really, really.
Hey, you're so cool! You're a man!
No, no, well, well, well, I like sake, you know.
Cut it out!
You know, I think you've really gotten older recently.
Yes.
You know, I took you home in my car.
It was just in front of our house, and it was snowing a little.
I made you laugh a little, and you were so excited.
It was about 100 meters from here.
But you got hit by the rain, and you had some things you wanted to think about.
You said you'd take it easy, and you got out of the car and ran at full speed.
Do you think I'd laugh at you?
No, no, I don't think you'd laugh at me.
I did hear later that you had a car accident.
As soon as you started running, you hit your waist.
You couldn't run!
I wanted to run, but I couldn't keep up with you.
But if you stopped, you'd break your legs and hit your waist.
You ran like this.
Well, you got lucky and got hit.
Because you ran like this.
But you know...
You shouldn't do things like this!
I've been telling you this for a long time.
But I really have to think about it.
Please think about it.
No, really.
Please think about it.
Sports clubs and such.
I really have to think about it.
Really?
Yes.
Thank you.
But was it bad?
Today's baseball match...
It was a little tough.
I mean, I was born to play baseball.
My body itself.
But not everyone is like that.
People say things like, "Nomo is amazing."
Is that amazing?
Well, I've always been doing weird things. It's not like I know anything weird.
I've been doing that since I was in Japan.
Is it that amazing?
You don't like baseball, so you don't really care about it.
I mean, I'm definitely more amazing, right?
How amazing?
How amazing you say?
Oh, like a tornado?
Tornado-like things are only for Nomo.
I'm more amazing than you, right?
You say "tornado" is amazing.
It's my tornado, not Nomo's.
No, no, no.
Well, what kind of tornado is it?
What kind of tornado is Nomo's tornado?
It's like this...
Old man!
So you do it like this and then you throw it like this.
And then?
Normally you do it like this, right?
Well, normally it's like this.
But Nomo does it like this and then he throws it like this.
If you don't show me your tornado, I won't be able to do my tornado.
Like this.
Ah, that's a tornado.
What about your tornado?
Nomo's tornado is...
What is it like?
Well, it's fine.
Go ahead.
You do it.
Nomo's is like that.
What about your tornado?
I'll do Nomo's forehead.
That's fine.
Nomo's tornado is...
Tornado, tornado!
You're going to be a borg.
Nomo's tornado, everyone knows it.
Nomo's tornado.
Go ahead and do your tornado.
My tornado?
Yes.
Then I'll do your tornado for once.
No, it's my tornado.
I don't have a tornado.
You don't have one, do you?
I have a tornado.
Then do it.
OK.
I'll do it like that.
Like that.
What is it like?
My tornado.
OK.
It's normal.
I threw it normally.
It's not broken, normally.
After you throw it, it becomes like this.
Ah, no. My tornado is like, how do you say it?
Feelings.
You have a lot of feelings.
In your heart and in your feelings.
Yes, I do.
If you see it, you won't know it. Everyone should see it and know it.
Tornado.
Is it a tornado?
Yes, it is.
How many times do you say it?
It's like Nomu's tornado.
No, it's not!
Everyone knows it!
I'm telling you to throw your tornado!
Why do you have to throw my tornado?
It's like you and Nomu are different.
Hey, you!
You don't even have time for me!
While Nomu is throwing his tornado, you don't have time for me!
Are you stupid?
What?
Are you stupid? Why do you have to do it for me?
You have your own tornado, why don't you do it for me?
Are you stupid? Have you seen Nomu's tornado?
What? Are you my enemy or ally?
You have to support me so that I can make you laugh!
So, do your work!
Yes, I know.
What's wrong? Have you seen Nomu's tornado?
Have you seen Nomu's tornado four or five times?
What?
Do your work!
Do it for me!
Right now!
Is that what you want to say?
What do you want me to do?
Well, that's fine, but...
Wait, wait, wait!
Okay, okay!
You're a bad person!
Huh?
Go ahead!
Oh, is that so?
Of course!
Well, it's getting better.
It doesn't matter.
I don't have anything to say.
You're not like that at all.
No, I'm not.
Right? That's what I wanted to say.
Why is everyone like that?
I'm not like that, and he's not like that.
Yes, you're not like that at all.
Why do you say that arrogantly?
No, I'm not like that at all.
What are you laughing at?!
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't treat me like a friend!
I'm not like that at all.
No, I know!
So, who is it?
Let's do a little quiz.
It's the season of stairs in summer.
Matsumoto-san, who is also a spirit king,
what was the most amazing spirit you've ever fought with?
Do you feel spirits?
Yes, I do.
Do you feel spirits?
Yes, I do.
How hard was it for you?
Well, I...
I want you to be serious.
I do get calls and stuff.
Like paying you off?
Yes, yes, yes.
Is that so?
Well, I can't go, though.
Because you can't go?
No, because I'm busy.
Because you can't go?
No, I've been busy lately.
What have you been up to lately?
In the past, I've been wherever I'm told to go.
So what do you do for a living?
I'm a bad spirit.
Well, well, so what did you do in the past?
Oh, that was when I went to Gunma Prefecture.
Yes, yes.
The kids were really grumpy.
Are you hungry?
Well, well, that solved it right away.
You shouldn't have made that milk.
I said, "This isn't it!" and went home.
You should've noticed!
It's your fault!
You two should rap together.
Can you do it?
Come on, rap!
I can't do it!
You really can't do anything.
I'm sorry.
You don't have a sense of rhythm.
Is that so?
Yes.
Tell me about it.
I don't know if you're in a good mood because you're good at singing.
It would have been better if I had sung.
I don't have this tempo anymore.
"Hey, hey, hey," right?
Yo, you remember me, don't you?
"Sit up and stand up and dance," right?
Who are you?
You have to build up your sense of rhythm.
I understand.
Do you have a lot of Otakus?
Of course I do.
How do you say "logabilly" in Japanese?
Basically.
Please teach me "logabilly."
"Logabilly" is...
That's about all you can do.
Please teach me "logabilly."
It's like this, basically.
What is "logabilly" basically?
Please teach me.
Shall we go with "downtown"?
What?
Shall we make "downtown" the theme song "logabilly"?
Yes, please.
You're getting bored of it, aren't you?
Yes.
"downtown" theme song is a song on the "never" series, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Mr. Matsumoto, in "logabilly" style...
Yes, that's fine. I don't mind at all.
Really?
Yes.
Then, next.
Please.
Yes.
I don't know.
Aren't you embarrassed?
No, I'm not embarrassed at all.
Is that so?
Well, if it's just one word, I'm a little embarrassed now.
Oh, is that so?
No, if you don't mind...
Oh, I don't mind at all.
Oh, can I continue?
Yes, go ahead.
I don't really want to see it.
Me and Hamada are all-night!
Yes, go ahead.
All-night?!
Me and Hamada are all-night!
You're a great singer!
Me and Hamada are all-night!
Of course you're in the band.
But you can still go out at night, right?
No, I don't know about that!
Me and Hamada are all-night!
All-night?!
Did you say all-night?!
Who are you saying all-night with?!
Me and Hamada are all-night!
All-night?!
What?
All-night?!
I'm scared!
You have to study well.
Study what?
Singing.
I didn't know you were going to sing next.
You're amazing.
What are you going to do once you decide to sing?
Yes, you have to do it this afternoon.
I don't want you to go back to school!
If you go out, I'll design something for you.
What?
Clothes.
No, it's fine!
I made it with wood.
Wood?!
Why wood?!
Wood is warmer.
Wood is really like that!
I live like that!
I made it with wood.
It's like a TV.
Wood, wood, wood...
Well, if there is such a thing...
Yes, it is.
It's funny, isn't it?
F**k you!
I haven't said it even in civil law for many years.
F**k you!
You idiot! It's embarrassing!
I won't say it.
Who will say it?
What?
I won't say it. F**k you!
Who will say it?
Your wife will be happy.
What wife will not be happy?!
You idiot! It's embarrassing!
But if you think about it...
I won't say it!
I won't say it because I'm not white.
Red is funny!
Red is f**king embarrassing!
It's a hot topic, isn't it?
I won't say it because I'm not white.
But I'm wearing wood, so it's embarrassing.
I won't say it.
But I'm wearing wood, so it's embarrassing.
Even if you love me, why the f**k do you say "f**k you"?
I won't say it!
No, no, no.
I'm not stupid.
But you're saying it too much.
Every time you say "hey, hey, hey"...
I'm stupid?
I'm stupid? I'm stupid? I'm stupid?