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A world-renowned painter, Saito Koshihi.
A man of miracles, who is now a teacher and even a chief director.
His first match was against popular idol Amihama Daoki.
Even though he had a personality problem and was able to win by himself, he was thought to be a happy goalkeeper.
Amihama fought passionately so that he could escape.
This is his second match against a world-renowned painter.
- Ma'am. - Yes?
- You've come again, haven't you? - Yes, I have.
- It's nostalgic, isn't it? - It's not something you do twice in a row, but...
It was going well, but the next day or in the next day's newspaper...
I was engaged!
I was so surprised!
- Is it okay if I take you home today? - Yes!
- Please! - Thank you very much.
- You have to entertain the girls more! - Oh!
- Today, I have a lot of... what is it? I have a special skill. - Oh!
- I'll give you everything I have. - Oh, really?
- That's what I'm saying. - You have to do that. You have to entertain me!
- Yes, yes, yes. - Then, please introduce me.
- Bon! - Yes?
- This is my idiot, Bon. - Oh, it's been a while. Hello.
- Saito Toshihide. Tritz Mita High School. - Where are you from?
- My education background is Tritz Mita High School. I'm studying... - Studying?!
- Uh, height 162 centimeters. This is my... Oh, I think you're lying.
- Hey! - I'm perfectly fine.
- This is Toshihide. - Well, well, today...
- This is the girlfriend I have prepared for you. - Oh, this is good, too!
- She's beautiful and young. - She's a hara-kumi. - Right?
- Hara-kumi, the gravure actress she admires. - How are you?
- She's a woman who captivates all male fans around the country with her mature and mature charm.
- To be honest, you were Amihama-san last time, right? - Yes.
- How is it? Which one are you really? - No, I really like Hara-san.
- Today, I have to give you a signal. - Oh, you gave me a signal last time, didn't you?
- I'm shy, so I won't do anything. I did a lot of things last time, too.
- But this time, I'm wearing this shibire-fugu... - Oh, that's nice!
- ...to my bedroom.
- While we're talking about it... - Yes?
- You can't make me bored. - Oh, there you are.
- Oh, yes, go ahead. - Who are you?!
- I can't agree with you.
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Hello.
Hello, hello.
Nice to meet you.
Come in, Kumiko.
Excuse me.
Yes, yes, yes.
Nice to meet you.
She's a beautiful young lady.
That's right, that's right.
This is my Kumiko.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Hara Kumiko.
Nice to meet you.
Let's start with a toast.
Is it in?
Yes, it is.
Kumiko, please enjoy it.
Thank you for it.
I'm nervous.
Are you nervous?
My hands are shaking.
Wait a minute, Mr. Tojiro.
I came to Kumiko because of you.
What are you saying?
It's obvious that you like women better.
I'm an old woman.
You are an old woman.
Thank you for it.
Cheers!
It's real.
It reminds me of my childhood.
Kumiko, do you have a boyfriend?
Boyfriend?
What are you hiding?
I thought you were a pig.
I don't have one.
You don't have one?
That's good.
Kumiko, pour him a drink.
Pour him a drink.
He doesn't drink much.
Kumiko, pour him a drink!
Please.
Pour him a drink.
You have changed your mind.
Please.
You are crazy.
Mr. Tojiro is an artist.
Yes.
He can do many things.
I see.
I will get ready.
I see.
I'm sorry.
You...
Are you leaving?
Are you stupid?
He said he likes men.
I see.
Are you alright?
What?
What do you want me to do?
Wait!
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no, Toshide-san.
You're the Skövle president for today.
Eh, you're amazing.
Ma'am, what's wrong?
What's wrong, ma'am?
Who are we?
Huh?
We're in the way.
She didn't know!
It's none of your business!
We'll talk in the back room.
You two can talk.
I'm a big fan of you.
I'm sorry, but...
You can't.
I'm serious.
I brought something for you.
Could you sign it for me?
What is it?
It's a photo album.
Thank you very much.
I have a request.
I'm a fan of you for a long time.
I'd like you to dance for me.
Dance for you?
I'd like you to dance for me.
Dance with me?
I'd like you to dance for me.
It's a dance. I can't dance without you.
I'd like you to dance for me.
A little more.
Can you turn your shoulder and arm?
That's good.
Can you turn your shoulder and arm?
What are you doing?
It was a dream.
A little more.
It's my first time meeting you.
I'd like you to give me a present.
I've prepared something for you.
Thank you very much.
What is it?
And this is a ring, but I made it just in case you'd like it.
What kind of ring?
Well, then...
No way!
Can I have it for a second?
You're not popular at all.
I have my own, but...
Why?
Thank you very much.
Oh, you put it down.
Do you have stiff shoulders?
Oh, I don't know about stiff shoulders.
I'm good at soft things.
It's okay here.
No, it should be like this.
Like this.
No, not like this.
I made it for you.
I'll make you feel good, so...
Here we go.
You're really stepping on it.
I'm desperate.
I'm desperate, but...
Step on it.
Can you lie down here for a second?
Lie down?
Yes, it's okay.
Can I lie down?
It's okay.
It's okay?
Yes, it's okay.
No, it's nothing like that.
Can you do that with one hand?
No, I mean...
Are you okay?
No, I'm fine.
Let me give you a massage.
Yes, yes.
Please.
It's okay, it's okay.
No, I mean...
What? What?
Can you do that with one hand?
Yes, yes.
Oh, that's good.
Yes.
Oh, you scared me!
No, no, it's fine.
No, no, it's just a massage.
What are you doing, you bastard?!
You're one of us!
What are you doing?!
I thought you were going to do it for real.
You're an old man, you have to apologize!
What are you doing?!
The old man came right away.
I wanted to see him a little longer.
Congratulations!
Um... about the opening song...
Let's not do it anymore, let's not do it anymore.
Um... last week it was a little tough.
Last week it was a little bad.
It was bad, but...
I thought it would be better today.
Today it's not bad, but...
I think we can do it again.
We're still in first place, right?
No, no, I don't know, but...
The other day I was really surprised.
No, that's enough.
No, why?
Listen to me, you!
There's a really ugly guy and a really manly guy.
That's enough! You're making a mess right now!
It's not like that!
First, he's holding a woman's bag.
This ugly woman.
She's walking like this, right?
Like a go-go girl.
And this ugly man is standing like this, opening the door.
And she's walking like this...
And he's walking like this...
And this ugly guy is walking like this...
And she's walking like this...
But, you know, in a way, I'm thankful for that.
This ugly woman...
You're the one who's thankful for it.
I'm really thankful for it.
Don't talk to me!
Hold me tight and don't talk to me!
I was just looking at you like this, but you were happy, right?
That's for the best.
It's getting harder and harder for me to play with ugly women.
Well, you know...
Whether you like it or not...
They'll give you a name right away.
It's annoying.
No, it's not like that...
You know, Matsumoto-something...
He was arrested in the Oum.
Yes, yes, yes.
On the radio...
Matsumoto Hitoshi, who's still in the Oum, was arrested.
Oh, oh!
I'm sorry!
You ugly woman!
You're such an ugly woman!
You shouldn't judge me so freely!
This is a national treasure!
You know, I've been living an ugly life lately.
Oh, is that so?
I feel sorry for you.
Ugly in that sense, right?
Yes, yes.
I feel sorry for you.
You're not active at all.
Yes, I feel sorry for you.
I haven't seen you lately.
What have you been up to lately?
You haven't been out at all lately.
Oh, you haven't been out for about two months.
What should we talk about?
It's hard.
It's not good to see you often in the winter.
Yes, it is.
And the weather is bad.
(sigh)
I have something to tell you.
You're in a good mood today.
Oh, is that so?
Thank you.
Good luck.
Who are you?!
Come here.
Don't hide it.
You're 20 years old.
What is it?!
Tell me!
If you look for it, you'll find it.
What are you looking for?
Don't go forward!
What are you looking for?
No, it's like...
What?
Oh!
That's right.
I've thought about it.
What is it?
Survival!
Oh!
Go ahead and do it!
Alone!
Oh!
Alone!
Go somewhere like a jungle!
Oh, go!
Do you think it's survival?
Well, well...
I want to go.
But I don't have a day off.
No, no...
Let's do it.
Yes!
Thank you very much.
Why doesn't it end?
Let's eat.
What is this "meat ball" on the back of a dog or a cat's foot?
What is it for, Professor Matsumoto? Please tell me.
Isn't it there in place of a cushion?
That's what I'm asking.
In place of a cushion...
That's not it...
There are two reasons for that.
First of all, it's so you don't get hurt when you buy it at a flea market.
I know what you mean.
And "meat ball" is not just something that pops out of your mouth.
That's a big mistake.
It's like "shaaaah!"
What?
It's not "shaaaah!"
It's just round, right?
That's not it.
What?
It's like a roller.
That's obvious!
It's like "shaaaah!"
I've never seen a cat move that fast!
If you hold it like this, it's like "shaaaah!"
What? Is it like a solo performance?
Is it like a solo performance?
That's right!
If you hold it like this, it's like "shaaaah!"
It's amazing, right?
What?
What is it?
You say things like that casually.
It's not that I'm crazy, but it's been a while since I've said a lie in front of girls.
That's a good thing to say!
That's rude!
That's so rude!
That's a lie! You can't say that!
That's a lie!
Are you good at rock-paper-scissors or am I weak at it?
To tell you the truth, I don't think I'll ever lose.
Why don't you give it a try?
It's fine, but...
Even if you do it five times and I win five times, something happens.
If nothing happens, Matsumoto won't move.
What do you mean by "something happens"?
If there's no return, Matsumoto won't do it.
A great power, a crystal power speaks.
What do you mean by "crystal"?
Somehow...
What do you mean by "crystal"?
Somehow you wanted to say it, didn't you?
How much do you want?
Uh...
Two hundred.
Two hundred yen.
Are you saying it like an old man singing in a bathhouse?
I'll say it to you just in case.
If you say it in such a big bathhouse and in such a small bathhouse, I'll say it in your head.
I'll say it while getting tired.
Oh, then I'll give you a hundred thousand yen.
I'll really give you a hundred thousand yen.
No, no, it's fine.
I'll definitely give you a hundred thousand yen.
OK!
OK, OK, OK.
But make sure of it.
What is it?
If you don't say it, I won't be able to give you power.
Is it OK like that?
OK.
I'll definitely lose.
Alright.
Rock, paper, scissors!
The moment you said "rock", all of your data...
I know!
Rock, paper, scissors!
What was that?!
Can you do it a few times like a prank?
It's said that when a butterfly flies on the ground, it rains.
When you fly on the ground, what happens in this world?
First of all, I can't fly!
I can't fly!
And nothing happens!
Okay, that's it!
If there was a principal like you, students wouldn't have fun at all.
No, nothing happens.
Well...
First of all, can you fly?
Can you fly?
First of all, can you fly?
Yes, I can fly.
I've always said that.
Can you fly anytime?
Yes, I can fly.
Can you fly anytime?
Yes, I can fly.
Fly!
So...
Let me tell you my story until the end.
It's said that when I fly on the ground, it rains.
Then fly!
And if I fly now, it rains.
No!
You're crazy!
What are you going to do now that the rainy season is over?
Wait a minute! What do you mean "every year"? Does that mean you're going to fly away?
Of course.
You're going to fly off the ground every year to make the rainy season end, right?
How high will you fly?
Will you fly like this?
No, no, more, more.
What?
More, more.
Like this?
Just a little more.
You're going to fly off the ground, right?
No, no, no.
You're going to fly, right?
Can you put me in a stick?
Don't mess with me!
You're going to fly, so you're going to say it like this?
You're an idiot!
If you're going to fly, you're an immature idiot!
If you're going to fly, say it like this!
No, I mean...
Like this.
No, say it!
I'm sorry, but I really don't understand it at all, so please tell me.
When you want to fly, you go like this, right?
Last year...
Last year?!
Last year, yes, yes.
When I went out on TV at home, I really just flew for an hour and just...
After that, it's just grass and mountains.
No, you can't...
You can't do that.
After that, it's just a bye-bye game.
What's a bye-bye game?
That's not it!
You're going to fly, so you're going to say it like this, right?
One centimeter, two centimeters, three centimeters, four centimeters!
It looks like you're going to fly like this forever!
Why doesn't it have to be a bye-bye game?!
I wonder what it is.
I was surprised at first, too.
It'd be terrible if you died.
Why?
You wouldn't tell me, right?
No, my...
My son flew.
No, your dad was flying!
You found me, didn't you?
What are you talking about?
You talked too much, didn't you?
What are you talking about?
Can you tell me how you escaped when you were in the basement?
You know, there are still machines and things like that, right?
Yes, there are. What kind of things are there?
Like, you know...
If you pull out a string, you become a buzzard.
I don't think that makes any sense.
Oh, really?
That doesn't make any sense.
Why? It makes a lot of noise, doesn't it?
It makes a lot of noise, doesn't it?
If it makes a lot of noise and you go "biii" you can't hear it anymore.
The other day, you know, with the first one...
When you did the fire...
No, it wasn't a fire.
What is it?
You know, it was...
Oh, I know! It was a thief!
A thief!
Right?
What is it?
Huh? I think I forgot something!
No, really...
It's like this!
My nose won't stop singing.
Sing it for me.
It's like Dai-chan!
What are you doing?!
I'm really sorry.
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
I know.
It makes me even more angry.
I don't know what I'm doing with this pocket.
If I get hit by it...
You know, when a stun gun hits you.
That's definitely no good. It's the opposite effect.
Is that so?
If you get numb, it means you're numb.
No, no, no.
I won't get up if you hit me.
But can you tell me what it's for?
What is it?
The stun gun.
Ah, yes.
It's really useful.
Oh, is it?
You can use it as soon as you get home.
Oh, is that so?
Anyone can use it easily.
When you get home and the man hits you...
Well, I'm fine today.
No!
I...
I won't stay here today.
Hey!
It's a movie battle!
First of all...
If the man attacks you...
You won't resist.
You won't?
You won't back down.
But what if you get followed and told off like this?
Well...
I...
I'll give you what you want.
So...
What...
What will you give me?
Let's answer their "needs".
Hey!
If you answer, you're in trouble!
I'm not exploiting you!
I'm sorry, really.
Today...
Well...
There are times like that.
How much did you know?
Well...
It was pretty fast.
It was fast, wasn't it?
It was pretty easy for me to talk.
It was fast, wasn't it?
Yes.
But, well...
You know...
The stun gun's numbing sound.
Yes, yes.
Hurry up and give it to me!