AISubs v3.5
[Explosion]
Good morning, everyone!
Suddenly, suddenly, suddenly...
If you ask me what it is...
It looks like "one"
The crime scene is Kokon Island, Oketsu-ni-mon- mari!
Listen up, rules!
If you can't answer, you lose!
Matsumoto-san, if you can't answer...
Jimmy-chan will come and get you!
Don't say that!
It's raw, isn't it?
No, no, it's producer's work!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Yamasaki-san will go first.
"Kokon Tozai", "Kokumin no Shukujitsu"
Shubun no Hii
Bunka no Hii
Keiro no Hii
Setsubun
Mimi-chan, one-step start!
Alright!
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you doing?
You look like a hole.
Something's coming out of you.
Are you human?
Something's coming out of you.
No!
Something's coming out of you.
I... I'm an Iboji.
Give me a break! Give me a break!
I'm not like that!
My mother will get mad at me!
Yamasaki-san will go first.
The next topic is "Useless Comedian".
Useless Comedian
Yamasaki-san!
Jimmy Onishi!
Shut up, you two!
Shut up!
I can't talk, I can't talk.
Yamasaki Hosei.
Yes.
"Ritton Investigation Team".
Wait a minute. There are a lot of them.
Yes, there are.
Wait a minute.
"Pink Duck".
Nobody knows it.
I know it. You know it, too!
But only we know it.
"Peach Pie".
Yes, "Second Floor".
Hey, guys!
Are you fainting?
Yes!
I'm laughing!
Yes, "Bad Guy".
Seriously?
Seriously? Something is coming up!
The next topic is "The Detective's Nickname".
OK, I can do it.
Yes, Masumoto-san.
"Lugger".
Yes.
"Jeeper".
Yes.
"Tenderloin".
Yes.
"Telson".
Who is it?
Who is "Telson"?!
He is my father's younger brother!
What? Why do you know his father's name?
He said "Telson".
Yes!
"Kanda".
"Kanda-san".
Now it's a tie.
When you go next...
Don't say it!
This is the last game.
Yes!
No matter what! No matter what!
The last song is from Mr. Yamazaki.
Yes!
Please sing "Go! Hiromi" with music.
Deai wa okusenman no munasama kimi
Yes!
"Mitsumeau" "With Shisen's laser beam"
It's the same! It's the same!
Out! Out! Out!
It's not out!
Wait a minute!
It's out! It's out!
What are you doing?
Do you want me to do it?
Really!
You're not an elementary school student!
I'm sorry!
It's fine. It's fine.
Re-touch me! Re-
Yes!
Kimi-tachi-otoko-no-ko
Yes!
Ano-ore
Kiken-todouke-wa-mandanda-kendo-un
I don't know! I don't know!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You're not an elementary school student!
Are you stupid?!
It's an apple murder case!
Ah! Apple murder case!
I don't know anything about apple murder cases!
Wait a minute!
Do your best! Do your best!
Apple murder case!
Do your best! Do your best!
What?!
Do your best!
I really want to do my best, but...
Wait a minute! What is that?!
Aren't you being too childish?!
It's just...
What?
O-sore o-
What is it?!
Moa! Moa!
Wow!
Ah! That's it!
Yes, Matsumoto-san!
A naked Venus!
Ah! That's good!
Go! Go!
You're getting carried away!
Yes, Shizuka-chan!
Matsumoto-san wins this match!
Yay! I'm so happy!
I'm so happy!
Hey you! You're making a circle with your anus!
Let's start with Suga-chan.
The first word is "stone bird".
Musoyama.
Yes.
Kirishima.
Yes.
Akebono.
Yes.
Kotozabura.
What?!
When did you come up with that name?
Everyone knows it now!
Nihana.
What was it?
Nino...
Ninohana!
What is Ninohana?!
Who is it?
Who is it?!
Now, first of all...
Women!
Women are amazing!
We'll start with Jimmy-chan.
Imitation!
Who is it?
Uwajima Koichi.
Your pants are all black.
Don't talk about color!
Why?
Anyway, we lost to Jimmy-chan.
Four-letter acrostic poem.
Spring, summer, autumn, winter.
Jimmy-chan's case is good.
Four-letter acrostic poem.
Newspaper fire.
Four-letter acrostic poem.
Are you serious?
Seriously.
It says "newspaper fire".
Four-letter acrostic poem.
Two birds with one stone.
Next.
I don't know this!
The name of the members of The Beatles.
Yes, Suga-chan.
John Reno.
Gorilla-chan.
Wait!
(Laughter)
(Whistle)
Wow!
(Laughter)
I want to poop on the shelf!
(Laughter)
Oh, I see.
I can't do it there.
Oh, oh.
Pam pam pam pam.
pam pam pam pam.
Oh, hello.
(Applause)
Oh, hello.
(Laughter)
I don't have anything to do these days.
I'm looking for something new and interesting.
Oh, I see.
In the past, I could do something if I went to a video store.
Yes.
You don't have a video store, do you?
Of course not.
The other day, I thought I'd watch a Japanese movie once in a while.
Oh, that's a good thing.
(Laughter)
Naito...
What?
Head said something.
(Laughter)
Naito Head.
Oh, um...
Um...
Toyokawa.
Yes, yes, yes.
Why do you say that?
(Laughter)
Toyokawa, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Um...
Who was it?
Who was Toyokawa with?
Takeda Shinji.
Why do you say that?
(Laughter)
You asked me.
(Laughter)
Yes, yes.
Takeda Shinji.
Yes, yes, yes...
(Laughter)
I told you it's a good thing.
You can't do it anymore, you know.
No, no, you can't...
You can't lose your money again.
I know.
You can't, you can't, you can't.
Because you've never watched a Japanese movie before.
I know.
I thought you'd pay for it.
You can do it for me.
You can pay for that movie.
No, no, I mean you exaggerated it in the video.
And it's complicated to watch in the movie.
What?
Brother...
Can't you be more cheerful?
Brother...
I can't do it, brother!
What's wrong with you?
Even if you watch the title, you can tell whether it's dark or cheerful.
It's not cheerful anymore.
I'm in a low mood, so I'm trying to be cheerful.
I can't do it, brother.
I'm drooling.
What are you drooling about?
Who are you talking about, brother?
I'm talking about you, brother!
Shinji Takeda!
You've been...
That's right.
Brother...
My head hurts, brother!
Go home!
Go to bed!
I'm sick of it!
I don't know Japanese movies.
You don't, do you?
No.
You don't, do you?
No, I don't.
You know...
Even from North Korea, they say you're a bad guy.
It makes me mad!
I've never seen it.
I hate it!
I don't know any stories!
Is that so?
Mine is complicated.
Really?
It's quite funny...
Is that so?
But it's difficult to talk about...
And it's dark.
You're lying.
I'm not lying!
That's my little brother's voice.
Hotaru, you have a headache.
I'm not lying!
I guess you're right about that.
But it's the same kind of low voice, right?
It's low.
And I basically like it.
Basically I like it, but what makes me angry about that show is Hotaru's ignorance.
I want my dad to think about it a little more.
My dad...
But viewers like that are really into it.
That's their goal, making a show like that.
I can't go home. I can't go home.
I want them to say it a little more kindly!
I'm a huge fan of yours!
What's with you?
I like girls!
You should watch my videos from time to time.
I'm working on it!
Anyway, Tanaka Kunie is really funny.
Do you know that guy?
The one I did a little while ago?
He was in the middle of a mountain and looked like a bear.
He was running towards Chichi.
His face was funny.
That old man is funny.
Suddenly he sang and said, "Chichi, you can't laugh like that?"
I'm going to wash up and go to bed.
You're really funny!
You know a lot!
Is it okay to watch it?
Yes, yes.
You can't say it's dark?
Yes, yes.
Oh, I see.
Japanese movies are really bad.
I went to see Lupin III.
Kurita Kanichi's?
Kurita Kanichi's!
That's no good!
Kurita Kanichi always comes to my mind!
But it's similar, isn't it?
Isn't it?
But sometimes Kurita Kanichi comes to my mind.
To be honest, I should have done it.
No, no.
You only say "I, Lupin III", don't you?
Do you want me to drag you like that for two hours?
In every scene you say "I, Lupin III", don't you?
You can say it!
So...
Shall we shoot it?
See you at the theater!
What kind of movie is it?
It's a counterattack!
You used to be a pilot in the past!
Now you can tell me about your mistakes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes!
I'm JAL's...
34th member.
JAL?
How long has JAL been around?
No, 34.
34 members?
34 members.
How long have you been around?
Well, I've been around for about half a year.
Now you can tell me about your mistakes.
Why do you have to train so hard and now you can tell me about your mistakes?
I've been like that for a long time.
For example, if you like a woman and you fall in love with her, your love with her will end.
Well...
Why are you so quiet?
I don't know what you're talking about.
My head hurts!
Hey!
Welcome!
What did you pilot? A big one?
A big one. Of course! It was a jumbo. A 727.
That's old!
That's old! It was a 727!
I was in elementary school!
- A 727... - So you were in elementary school.
You're the one who's old!
What are you laughing about?
This...
- This is what's funny about it. - What are you doing?
We were in elementary school! A 727...
You don't know what kind of plane it was, do you?
- No, you tell me. - It was an A2 movie plane.
You only say "A"!
An A2 movie plane...
- You know that one? - Yes.
It was such an amazing plane.
From Itami Airport.
Osaka International Airport.
Itami Airport.
From Itami Airport, we usually go to Lupang Island or somewhere like that.
Let's go somewhere more proper.
We were going to Lupang Island.
Didn't you go directly to Lupang Island?
Is there anyone who goes directly to Lupang Island?
Through Lupang Island, where are we going?
We were going through Lupang Island.
Where are we going?
We're not telling you that.
Why?
What do you mean?
It's a private part of you.
Your job.
Was it an international flight?
It was an domestic flight.
Which one?
It was an international flight.
What do you mean by international flight?
International flight.
From Itami Airport.
We went straight there.
Now, where are we going?
It's a private part of you.
I understand.
We're going to Lupang Island.
What are you saying?
You said Lupang and Kei.
Are you listening?
You said Kei.
Didn't you say it once?
I was so surprised that my face turned into Fujiyama Kanbi's face for a moment
Dad?
It turned into a face that said "choo"!
Are you stupid? You can't reach it, can you?
You have to fly above Lufang Island and then you can reach it
Why do you fly such a meaningless flight?
On Lufang Island, there is a bush
It can't stop like that!
Aha! It can't stop like that!
Lufang Island can't stop like that!
Aha! Aha! Aha!
You're saying it because you're about to land, aren't you?
If that's the case, it will stop
I was wondering if it would stop on Lufang Island
Who would stop? It would stop, wouldn't it?
Why do you fly to Lufang Island? Are you sleepy?
I stopped to fill up the fuel
Where did you go?
I was in that class
I don't know what a class is!
There are various classes
Where did you go?
What class were you in?
I was in Isotani class
What? What is Isotani class?
There are many people who say "Mr. Isotani"
What happens when you leave Lufang Island?
You leave and you pick up Lufang Island
There is a farewell party there
Who said that?!
There is a farewell party for girls on Lufang Island
That's not true!
But instead of filling up the fuel, we gave fuel to girls on Lufang Island
There is also a bit of a dirty story
Leave me alone!
I don't need it!
Where are you going?
I'm going to see the board again
Why?!
Why don't you buy a board?!
While you're doing that...
I'm starting to feel like an idiot, you know?
Being a pilot, you know?
You've never flown for more than ten hours without a passenger!
Yes, I have.
I've been hijacked, too.
What's so important about that?
I just remembered it.
Don't say it now!
Don't say it first!
I've been hijacked, too.
You've been hijacked?!
Yes.
In that case...
What?!
Be quiet!
What's going on?!
You're back?
Yes.
Be quiet!
Yes.
This plane has been hijacked!
Really?
Yes.
Why?
I need to do something important right now.
Of course.
What?!
What is it?!
I've been hijacked, too!
What's so important about that?!
Don't say it first!
Which one is worse, you or me?
Ah...
This is me or you, right?
That's right.
Humans can be any number of layers.
Yes.
Even if you think you're a good person, you're actually a bad person.
Yes, yes.
But even if you think you're a bad person, you're actually a bad person.
You don't know how many layers there are.
Which one is the real one?
You don't know which one is the last one.
But even if you think you're a good person, you're actually a bad person.
Basically.
Basically what?!
For example...
Isn't money dirty?
No, it's not like that.
No, no, no...
No...
That's...
Let's admit it.
Don't say it in such a quiet tone!
Then I'll say it.
You are...
It seems like you have a name called "H-jungle"
But why are you giving me half of that money?
Isn't that your money?
Why?
You don't know it's mine, do you?
No, I'm asking you to give me half of your money to this "M-jungle"
Who is "M-jungle"?
Since when is it "M-jungle"?
No, no, no...
It's not me. You already know it before it's released.
It's you, Komuro-san, isn't it?
No, it's not.
Komuro Tetsuya gave me half of the money.
And H-jungle gave me the other half of the money, right?
Why are you giving me...
...half of that "H-jungle" to "M-jungle"?
That's why...
Huh? Are you scared?
Huh?
Why are you doing something cute?