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At the foot of Mount Fuji, there is Kawaguchi Lake, which is full of water.
This lake is also famous for gathering people for fishing.
However, it is rumored that there is a mysterious giant fish lurking deep in the lake.
Downtown - Fishing for the World
Challenge the phantom black bass
"Downtown - Fishing for the World" Challenge the phantom black bass
Ouch!
What was that?
What did you do?
I couldn't touch it.
You shouldn't go too far back.
It's dangerous.
Seriously.
From 2 o'clock to 10 o'clock.
It's over there.
It's dangerous.
Finally, a battle with downtown, Itohci, and black bus is about to start in a mysterious lake.
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Twice a week, Itohci goes to Kawaguchiko and arrives at the black bus stop.
- Here it comes. - Here we go.
- Is it coming? - Yes.
- Itohci is coming. - Itohci?
- It's not bad, it's not bad. - Ah!
- Ah!
- It's coming, it's coming. - It's coming.
- Is it coming this way? - No.
- It's not? Ah, it's found out. - It's found out.
- It was pretty good, just now. - It was big just now.
- It's coming, it's coming. - It's coming, black bus.
- What's that? - No, it's coming.
- Itohci, it's coming, it's coming. - Ah!
- That one is... - It's coming, right?
- Yeah, it's coming, that one is a fish. - It's coming, right?
- It's coming, it's coming. - I'm hungry now.
- But if it comes, don't be in a rush! - I know.
- It's coming, right? - It's coming.
- No, it's coming, it's coming.
- It's coming, it's coming.
- Is there a big engine like this? - Yes, this is it.
- The one that I'm stepping on now is an electric motor. - I believe that if you are driving a boat and you have a driving license, you can drive it, right? - Yes, you can.
- It's interesting. - Is it coming yet? - It's coming, it's coming! - It's coming! - It's coming? - It's coming!
It's here!
It's huge!
That's too bad.
RUA is hitting himself.
That's frustrating.
That was big!
It was quite something.
That was so close.
Here it is.
Here it is!
It's big.
Don't rush it.
- Don't panic. - It's coming!
- It's big.
- His face is panicking. - His face is panicking.
Keep your face up! He's panicking!
Yes!
Wait!
- Put your thumb in here. - I'm scared.
- Hold it like this. - I'm scared.
Hold it like this.
- I'm scared. - It's okay.
- Do you want me to hold it like this? - Yes.
- Look at the camera. - This guy is stupid.
- What are you going to do if you get caught?
Look at his eyes.
- It's coming. - Why is it not catching?
- Why is it like this? It's strange. - It's coming.
- It's coming.
- I saw it as 28 centimeters. - No, it's a good size.
- This guy is stupid. - This guy is stupid.
- What is it? - You're going to take it off, right?
- I'm happy. It's coming out of its body. - It's coming.
It's small.
- Why did you put it on both sides? - I put it on the back.
- It's a gill again. - I'm sorry.
The gill is bothering me. I'm sorry.
- I gave up. - Catch the one you just dug up.
- I'm sad about that. - Catch the one you just dug up.
You're the worst person I've ever talked to.
- It's coming. - That was a fish.
- I couldn't eat it. - That was a fish.
- I couldn't eat it. - I couldn't eat it.
- Let's change worms. - You need to fall down to make people laugh.
- From here? - Yes.
You idiot!
- No, that's not it. - Did you catch something?
I left a rope of that part over there.
They turn their bodies to the west.
From here, it's the most time-consuming part of fishing.
Even with only one rod, they're exhausted.
- It's coming. - It's coming.
- It's windy. - Wait a minute.
- Is it working? - Wait a minute.
- Is it a big one? - It's holding up.
- It might be an amberjack. - Is it an amberjack?
- Isn't it a fish? - Wait a minute.
- It's big. - It's big.
- What is it?
- It's coming. - It's a big one.
- It's big. - It's really big.
- You have to catch it. - You have to catch it.
- Don't let it escape. - Lift up your rod.
It's big.
- It's big. - What is it?
- Look over here. - It's big.
It's big.
- Look, it's 46 or 47 centimeters. - It's 47 centimeters.
This is the biggest fish I've caught so far.
And I caught it in the United States. - Oh, really?
- Ito-san, be quiet. - This is like a bad thing.
- Oh, this is a good size, too. - Oh, it's coming, it's coming! - All right!
- It's big, it's big, it's big. - But it's not as big as the one before. - You can't compare it with that one.
- It's not small. - Oh, there are quite a few of them.
- Oh, that's amazing! - You can catch anything!
- Is it big? - It's not big at all.
- Oh, this one is smaller. - Oh, but it's big.
- It's good up there. - It's good down there.
- Two people came in doubles! - This is also a female bass. - Yes, two people, yes.
- We caught it in doubles. Red river, fish fishing. - You look like you can afford it. - Salad and fish fishing.
- You look like you can complain now. - Salad and fish fishing.
- What is this! - Huh? - Huh? - It's dead, it's dead.
- It's big, it's big, it's big! - It's coming back! - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! - Hey, this is big! - Hey, hey, hey! - Wait a minute, wait a minute.
- Can I reel it in? - No, wait a minute, okay? - Talk to me. - Do you want me to hold it for you?
- I'm reeling it in. - Yes! It's big! - Yes! Stop it!
- You're not interested, are you? - It's critical, isn't it? - I'm serious. - So I thought I'd catch it and end it.
- I'm sorry. - It's coming. - It's coming! - It's coming! - Hey! It's big! - It's big. - Hey, don't hurry it up. - If we both end up catching it, I don't know what to do.
- You didn't see it, did you? - No, it's a little big and my reel is gone. - What's going on? What's going on?
Why is that?
The right leg is big too!
The bone is a little big.
Well, what should we do?
My hands stink!
It stinks!
My hands stink!
You were pretending in the opening, right?
It stinks!
What is this?!
It stinks a lot!
Well, it's a different kind of stink.
It's a different kind of stink. It's that kind of stink.
Especially around here.
That's right, that's right. I came back from a walk and it still stinks!
Even inside a car it still stinks.
It stinks!
Wait...
I'll go get a cigarette.
It's about you!
Who are you?!
Now!
Are you blind?!
Do you like fishing now?
Hmm?
Do you like fishing now?
Hmm...
But you know...
Because it's a show like that...
They do everything for you, you know?
Yes, yes...
If you could do everything by yourself...
Yes...
And say "Now, let's go fishing"...
No, you know...
I think about it...
Hmm? What is it?
A human being being half-hearted like that...
That's what I don't like about it.
What do you mean "half-hearted"?
You fish by yourself...
And you give it back, right?!
Yes, yes...
It's like...
A kind of license or something...
No, no...
Everyone has that.
I think that's wrong!
You can't give it back!
You?!
How many of you have you given back like this?!
Well, well, well...
You said it, so it can't be helped...
The reason why you can't give it back is...
If you give it back...
He will tell everyone, right?
Yes...
Be careful!
Whoa! I just gave it back!
Right?!
That's possible...
It's for real!
He will say that...
You just gave it back, right?
No, of course not!
It's for real!
You didn't give it back!
No, of course not!
I was swimming and I was hungry...
If you say 'no', you'll get caught.
Shut up! You're there, right?
So I gave it back!
It's for real!
Look around you!
Be careful, be careful!
What are you doing?!
You'll learn it as you give it back!
You can't give it back!
Well, you caught it yourself, so you should catch it yourself!
It's definitely not good! It's like picking up girls!
No!
You caught it yourself, so you should catch it yourself!
I caught it myself!
You caught it yourself, so you should catch it yourself!
Yes, you caught it yourself!
You caught it yourself, so you should catch it yourself!
No! Please do it already!
It's disgusting, you know, touching it like that!
Well, it can't be helped, you know, touching it like that at the end...
While you're saying that, you should wear a shirt like this, right?
Today, I happened to be wearing a swimming suit!
I happened to be wearing it!
Well, I'd like you to catch me if you can!
Why are you saying things I don't understand?!
What?
You know...
The new manager.
Isn't it Akutagawa?
Akutagawa!
It seems like they're having a big clash here.
It seems like it's a big deal.
You know about Imada Higashio, right?
I heard about it and laughed.
At Imada...
I'll make curry for lunch today.
Okay, I got it.
And when Imada came to the dressing room...
He put curry roux in it.
You're making fun of me!
I'm not! I'm serious!
"I'll make curry for lunch." And you put curry roux in it...
"Curry box roux! Boom!" And you put it in there.
I didn't know what you were talking about!
What is this?!
You made me laugh!
"Hey, where's the curry?!" And you said...
Here it is.
It's hot! It's hot!
So I said...
What is this curry box?!
And I got angry...
You said it yourself.
I said...
What is this curry box?!
And I didn't know what you were talking about...
So I called my girlfriend...
I've never heard of curry box before...
Could you look it up in a dictionary?
It says it like this.
That's terrible!
You shouldn't have asked your girlfriend!
You shouldn't have said it like that!
Well, you must be annoyed.
What?
Even though you've been in college for four years.
You shouldn't have said it like that to someone who's been in prison or high school.
Right?
Right? Someone who was called by a number.
I wasn't called by a number!
1526.
Who? Me?
Yeah.
You said 'sir!'
I didn't say 'sir'!
You think you didn't say 'sir', don't you?
That's right.
I feel sick today.
Why?
I shouldn't say it.
I know the reason.
Oh, you do?
Do you have courage?
Even if I don't say it?
Yeah, why are you sick?
Well...
Have you done it three times?
No, I haven't.
But you've been doing it a lot lately.
I've been doing it every day.
Did you feel good?
Yeah, I felt good.
That's good.
Thank you.
Thank you, me.
Hey, hey, hey, hey...
You're the second in each jungle, aren't you?
Why is that?
My back hurts, so I'm turning it.
Do you have back aches, earaches, spasms...
Or anything else that makes you feel like a human?
Of course, it's your looks and your beard.
Ah, your beard.
Yeah.
What else?
Well, you know...
As you get older and older and you're 31 years old...
Is that so?
You know, when you go home...
You take off your socks, right?
These socks don't really fit you.
That's because you're wearing tights!
You're wearing rubber boots.
I'm happy you said that.
When I get home and it's hot, I take off my socks.
And I watch TV like this.
Why are you bored at home?
And I watch TV like this and go home.
And I look at it and it's still on.
It's already summer.
No, it's fine like that.
Oh, really?
Hmm, but...
Hey, wait! Hey, hey!
Don't collapse!
Stand up!
No, really, it's like that, right?
Yeah.
If you were to put in a tattoo next time, where would you put it?
Next time?!
I haven't put in one in a while.
Well, well, whatever.
I haven't put in one in a while.
Well, it's fine if you haven't.
No, I haven't!
Well, it's fine if you haven't put it in as a TV show.
Do you want to put it in?
Hmm...
I want to put it in, or rather, I've put it in before.
But, you know, it doesn't make sense, everyone's tattoos.
Why?
Like a rose or a disassembled water bottle.
Ah, yes, yes.
They don't have any meaning, do they?
If I did it at the same time, it would be more meaningful and useful, wouldn't it?
Well, it's a tattoo, so it doesn't have any useful value, does it?
No, I mean, it would turn this area into a calendar, wouldn't it?
How could it be meaningful?
For how long is it going to be a calendar?
I mean, for how long is it going to be a calendar?
Next month, next month.
Even if it's over, it doesn't mean anything!
It doesn't make any sense!
No, it doesn't!
It still makes sense, doesn't it?
That's why you're putting your name here.
No, but...
Sanbi.
It's not a panties.
Sanbi Matsumoto, or Kaiho.
Hey, you're not Sanbi.
Then why did you try to put your name here again?
I didn't.
I didn't, I didn't, I didn't.
You really admire yakuza, don't you?
No, I hate them the most!
You really like yakuza, don't you?!
Why do you say that?!
You have a yakuza photo, don't you?!
Why is there a toilet paper bridge on a triangle?
But that's for women, isn't it?
I'm a woman's harassment, perfectly.
A different woman has come.
I'm a woman's harassment, perfectly.
On a triangle.
You cut off a long hair.
That's normal.
It's not a long hair.
You cut it off.
While I'm going to the toilet, you're eating.
I know what you're up to.
What are you eating?
I know.
I'm going to hold you down once.
I'm going to lift you up.
And...
What else?
I'm going to remove the sticker of your napkin.
I'm going to remove it.
You should have noticed it earlier and removed it.
You know, the earring.
I'm going to put it somewhere.
You're definitely doing it on purpose.
When you're in the bathroom...
Wait a minute.
I'm going to put it somewhere far away.
I'm going to forget it.
I can't feel it at all.
That's business.
I'm glad you're here.
I forgot it.
Shut up!
I'm going to say the same thing.
I'm going to say the same thing you said.
Wait a minute.
It's so hot.
It's not like this.
But it's summer now.
I see.
What do you like about the season?
I think it's winter now.
You always... I've said it before...
When I ask you "what do you like about the season?"
What do you like about the season?
You always say "um..."
What do you like about the season?
What is this?
You say something vague.
If I can catch you, I'll catch you.
You're running on the beach with high heels.
You say something vague.
If I can catch you, I'll catch you.
You're trying to act like a little devil.
Are you crazy?
If it's winter, say it's winter!
You say something like that.
It's winter!
It's winter, it's winter.
Are you annoying?
Wait a minute.
Don't talk.
It's you!
I'm so energetic!