AISubs v3.5
Just before the show, we can't see that man again.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Masumoto-san, I'm sorry.
Masumoto-san is telling me to bring you here again.
- Again? - Of course.
Please.
- He's telling me to come to Haneda. - Haneda?
- Come. - It's really far away.
- How many times have you been there? - Why?
- I want to go home. - Come here.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- I'm going. - I'm going.
- Manager, can you change it? - I'm going.
- I'm going.
"Kids' Summer Vacation Comparison".
Manager Okamoto gets angry again!
Manager Okamoto has been showing his anger many times.
But his anger always had nowhere to go.
Today...
Why don't you do a bungee jump for me?
Three...
Two...
One, go!
His anger couldn't go down like a reverse bungee.
His second anger was towards a giant guillotine.
Why me?
A giant guillotine?
I don't think so.
- Why me? - I don't think so.
Why me?
Okamoto gets angrier and angrier.
For the third time, he asked for a human guillotine and a banana bird.
Human guillotine...
- Banana bird. - Human guillotine, banana bird!
You want to die?
The strongest adventurer in the entertainment world, manager Okamoto.
Where will his anger go?
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What is it?
It's money.
It's money!
For what?
That's enough.
You're getting on my nerves.
I'm sorry.
Where is it?
Here it is!
What?
What's up with you?
I knew it!
This is Okamoto's warehouse!
You've changed.
You're so cool.
I'm not cool. I'm usually like this.
What's up with you?
The cat has changed.
It's true.
It's in the hospital.
Your cat is in the hospital.
I'm going to Okinawa.
It's sudden, but I'm going to Okinawa.
Why?
Can you go like this?
Why are you looking at the camera?
Why?
I'm going.
Get ready.
I'm going.
The southernmost land of Japan, Okinawa.
A blue sky and blue sea.
A white sandy beach and burning sun.
What does Tetsukazu want to do and what does he want to do in Nangok Resort, where the nature of Tetsukazu remains as it is?
I know you've been following me.
I know you've been following me, but I'm really in Okinawa.
Okinawa! Everyone, we're in Okinawa!
Okinawa!
It's hot in Okinawa.
I'm not saying this because I'm a fan of you, but it's really hot in Okinawa.
Everyone, you shouldn't be dressed like this.
Right?
Hurry up and go!
Hey, who is it?!
Who is it?!
It's you!
Hey!
It's you!
Hurry up and go!
Let's not do anything!
Hey!
Let's not do anything!
Let's go home!
Let's not go home!
Let's go now!
Hey, you're making me look like a kid!
Let's go!
No!
Let's go!
No!
You look like a kid!
What are you talking about?!
Let's go!
Let's hurry up and get in!
Without any explanation, one of the kids boarded the bus.
Where did they go?
I can tell from your eyes!
Don't smoke!
Why would I smoke?
Because I hate cats!
You call me out every time.
What's with the surprised face?
I'm not going anywhere until you tell me.
Where?
You'll know when we get off.
I know.
Mr. Okamura, you're from Okinawa.
Hey, stop smoking!
Mr. Okamura, are you stupid?
I'm stupid.
Are you really stupid?
We're here.
We're here?
We're here.
It's nothing.
It's hot.
It's hot, Mr. Okamura.
It's hotter than Okinawa.
Come over here for now.
It's hot.
What is this?
I don't know.
It looks hot.
You know what this is, right?
What is this?
There's a ground here.
You guys are stupid. You don't know.
By the way, why is the quote different?
It's different because we're in Okinawa.
It's here.
I know.
It's a butcher shop.
A butcher shop?
What are you talking about?
It's a butcher shop in Okinawa.
So you want me to butcher you?
Me butchering you?
It's fine.
Damn, it's hot in here.
When did you start talking like that?
This is it.
It's dangerous when it's cold.
It's dangerous when it's not broken.
Let me do this!
Is this what you want?
That's right.
But it's definitely dangerous.
It's fine.
I'm sorry for bothering you.
It's fine.
I came here to do this.
You guys brought me here.
You guys brought me here!
As a manager, he's challenging Okinawan bullfighting.
Okinawan bullfighting.
It's a fight between two bulls fighting for a win.
Sometimes, the bull's thick horns can kill you.
But sometimes, it's the most violent bullfighting in Japan.
He looks like a bull.
He's losing it.
He's not motivated at all.
Who are you?!
Kill me!
Okamoto!
Did you see what I just did?
I did.
Because of that.
What?
Okamoto?
Next is me.
It's hot. I'm staying here.
It's long.
It's hot.
Look at that.
It's huge.
It's nothing.
Mr. Ogama, why don't you go closer and see?
Just like we planned.
Mr. Ogama, look at this.
Let's go.
I'll be right back.
He's watching you! He's watching you!
He's going for it.
Watch out!
I'm scared.
Don't panic.
He's coming! He's coming!
You're first, right?
It's over.
He's pushing you.
I'm starting to lose it.
Watch out!
He's pushing you.
It's me!
What if I hit you in the head from above?
That's not fair!
Wow!
You're different today, Okamoto-san.
You're back, Okamoto-san.
Does that mean I won?
Of course.
You're amazing, Okamoto-san!
I fought, you know.
This time you won, so you should be satisfied.
No, no.
Let's go to Manhanshin Matsuri.
Let's go.
No, no.
I'm in charge of this, so let's go.
This is my 30-minute opening.
I'll do it all the time.
But it's over, so let's go home.
You want me to do it again, right?
You want me to do it again?
Yeah, I'll do it again.
I'll go home next.
I'll do it all the time.
Is that okay with you?
Okamoto's anger doesn't know that it will last.
What will happen next?
I'm going to drag you down more and more.
I'm sleeping.
Hey!
Wake up!
I'm sleeping.
I'm really sleeping.
What are you listening to?
I'm not listening!
Wake up!
You're having fun, aren't you?
Have fun.
You don't usually come.
Why are you laughing?
I don't use music that much.
You don't use it that much.
I don't use it that much.
I still have a long way to go.
I'd like you to talk in the park.
Me?
You look like a relative of an old man.
You look like an old man.
Is it here?
Yes, it's here.
He's brought a group of kids to a luxury hotel's private beach.
What are they going to do on this crowded beach?
Look at this!
It's a beach, right?
Beach!
It's a little cloudy.
No, no, no, this is just right.
The weather isn't bad.
You guys have never been to a place like this, have you?
Are you my type?
That's...
I want to know.
I don't know.
He's holding a cat and turning his back.
He's holding a cat's face.
He's holding it.
He's holding it tight.
It's like he's making something up.
Wow, this is great.
Look!
Look at that!
Which one is it?
Look!
It's coming now, right?
Isn't it amazing?
Is it that one?
Aren't you guys happy?
This is fine.
The boat is fine, but...
What are you going to do?
No, no...
This...
This manga is...
It's funny!
So it's like this!
So, Okamoto-san...
Okamoto-san, you're going to dive and...
It's like a water gun.
Water gun, water gun, water gun fight.
There's a water gun in this.
Okamoto-san, we've been talking about it, but...
I want to see it.
Manager Okamoto!
Water gun, water gun, water gun fight!
It's a water gun and water gun technique that has been passed down as a folk art since ancient times.
Okamoto is going to use this combination technique in a 5 meter underwater challenge!
How much do you think you can catch with this?
3 million!
It's all cash.
Well, it's either cash or cards.
Hey!
Well, it's...
Hey!
What's this?
It's a card.
It's a way of borrowing, isn't it?
It's here.
Okamoto-san!
What?
Okamoto-san!
I'm going to do it for 30 minutes today!
Are you serious?
Yes!
If you don't do it now, we'll go to Kandapanzei.
We'll go far away.
We only have 30 seconds left.
It's a shame we only had one and a half minutes.
We're going to Okinawa.
I'm sorry.
You can think about it later.
Don't say it like that!
What?
The tension will drop!
That's true.
Okamoto-san!
I'm going to blow it out of the water.
You're going to...
You're going to blow it out of the water, right?
Yes.
Is it okay for it to jump in?
It's okay.
You made the water a little wet!
Hey!
Are you okay?
What's with that face?
You look like a hippo.
What's wrong?
The water is...
It's hot!
We're going!
Okay!
Let's do it!
Go back! I don't want it!
I don't want it!
Hey!
I just breathed!
Go back there!
Go back!
Sorry!
You look like a chef!
What are you doing?
You just put your face on it!
Go back there!
It's spicy!
Don't say it's spicy!
Go back there!
What? What's wrong?
I can't move my hands.
You look like a chef!
Don't say it's spicy!
If you go this way, we'll go down there.
Okay!
If we get there!
Okay!
Let's go!
This way!
Hey!
The direction is different!
That's enough, Okamoto!
Let's do it!
- Are you still doing it? - I'm still doing it!
- That's enough! - I'm still doing it!
- Just take the rest! - What?
- Are you still doing it? - I'm still doing it!
- Wait a minute! - Put your hand in!
It's really funny!
It's funny!
I can't stop it.
What?
I can't stop it.
Look! It's going up!
It's going straight up!
Is this the human cannon we did before?
Yes!
You know that island over there?
Yes.
We all go there.
I go first and
I tie the rope myself.
And you all come up like this.
What is this?
This is anger.
I'll stab you.
When we get there, let's all play.
Let's play!
How much can you play in that space?
You know, Ogamotsu, like I said earlier,
your ideal image is too big.
It's really cool!
Manager Okamoto takes on the human cannon for the first time in his life!
Last time, Okamoto failed to catch a human cannon banana in Tokyo.
In order to get rid of that humiliation,
he chose the human cannon in the ocean of Okinawa.
The distance is actually 50 meters.
Will Okamoto's body be able to reach the island safely?
Ogamotsu!
I set it up exactly as you wanted it to be.
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
So you'll be able to reach the island from here, right?
Yes.
And you all came later.
With the rope.
Yes, you came with the rope.
You'll be stabbed with this.
You'll be stabbed with this, right?
Yes, I understand.
Huh?
Why did you do that?
Ogamotsu, Ogamotsu!
It wasn't in that picture, was it?
No way!
It really wasn't in the picture.
It fell in the water and I couldn't pick it up.
Yes!
I want to play over there.
Let's play over there.
What should we do?
Should we go to a bar?
I want to go to a bar!
What should we do?
That's what I said.
What should we do?
I won't give you a card when you fly.
Mr. Ogamo, you can't hear me, can you?
Mr. Ogamo, can you hear me?
I'm saying "oh".
Oh, you're saying "oh".
You're saying "oh" in a "oh" pattern.
I'm closing it now.
Oh.
He's saying "oh".
Oh, in a "oh" pattern.
Now, please give me a card!
Oh!
Oh, it's a good angle.
It's a good angle.
This is cool.
Let's go!
Launch in five seconds!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Standby!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Standby!
Three!
Four! One! Standby!
I'm not afraid of anything
It's not bad at all!
You're wearing a beautiful robe.
You've lost your head.
What's wrong with you?
My head.
What's wrong with your head?
Where did it go?
It's on the boat.
It's not good!
I won't be on TV anymore.
What did you hate the most?
If you look back...
It's a mobile address.
It's reality.
The movie over there...
It's ideal.
It's like a dream.
What did you want to be?
Reality?
Where are you going?
I'm sorry.
You can't do that!
What do you mean?
Let me talk to you.
If you talk to me, I can't help it.
What are you doing?
It's fun in Okinawa.
Where are you going?
I'm sorry.
(laughs)
I shouldn't have done it. I shouldn't have done it.
(laughs)
I'm going to be angry when it's over.
(laughs)
I did it too much and had a conflict with various things.
(laughs)
(sings)
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