AISubs v3.5
It's difficult, isn't it?
Well, you know...
I've been asking Yamazaki for a long time, but...
I don't know how I can really show his power.
If I play Tecchan, I'll lose to Tecchan.
I'd rather play Tecchan.
I don't like physical strength, either.
Well, of course, I don't have a brain.
About Kawarawani?
Yamazaki and Kawarawani...
Oh!
Hmm...
It's a little different, isn't it?
How is it?
I don't think so.
No?
It's not different at all!
You know, Takachi...
You know, you've said a lot of bad stuff lately.
Yes, a lot.
You've been saying a lot of bad stuff since the first episode.
Yes, yes.
It's more interesting if you mix animals and snakes.
There's nothing interesting about it.
Plus!
Plus! For example, snakes.
Yes, yes, yes.
How about making honeycombs with snakes?
Honeycombs?
Making honeycombs with snakes?
(laughs)
(cheers)
(laughs)
It's not the head, it's the scarf.
It's the beehive.
It's impossible.
It's not the beehive, it's just the head.
But they use animals.
It's like a petting zoo.
Animals.
They use animals as heads.
Is there anything you can do with animals?
You can do it with a turtle.
A turtle?
It might be easier to get reactions.
That's right.
(laughs)
You can do it with a turtle.
(chimes)
(laughs)
Come on!
(laughs)
All right!
(laughs)
But it's a little funny.
(laughs)
Maybe it's because it was a turtle?
Yeah, I think so.
Well, I...
My way of thinking is...
Maybe the turtle was too big?
Ah!
The turtle in my imagination.
(laughs)
You imagined it that big?
I imagined it really, really big.
(laughs)
No, everyone imagines smaller turtles.
That's right.
It's too big.
Of course.
Did you imagine it big at first?
Yeah.
It was really big.
(laughs)
It should be about nine kilograms.
(laughs)
It shouldn't be that big.
It's too big.
Oh, really?
It shouldn't be hard or anything like that.
It's not hard?
No.
It hurts?
It hurts.
It's easier for you to get hurt.
Yeah.
It hurts.
Almagiro.
Almagiro...
Oh...
Maybe it's better if it stings you more?
Yeah, it's better if it stings you more.
(laughs)
It's funny.
Yeah.
hedgehog!
(laughs)
That's it.
I like it.
That's it.
That's definitely okay.
Yeah, it's okay.
I wonder if it's okay.
A hedgehog will come.
A hedgehog will fly in spring.
Sometimes...
On a building?
Hmm...
(laughs)
You shouldn't laugh.
(laughs)
Is that how you laugh?
(laughs)
It's okay.
(laughs)
You shouldn't laugh.
(laughs)
(slap)
(laughs)
You're fast.
Huh? What's up?
(laughs)
What's up?
Uwaaaargh!
(laughs)
It doesn't change at all!
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This is...
It's easy to get out of here.
It's easier to keep up with the tempo.
After the practice was over and you returned all of the songs, you were already up there changing clothes.
At that time, I was alone with the microphone...
I recorded it all.
You recorded it in such a hurry.
It was so embarrassing!
My face was so red!
It can't be helped. Next life we'll get out of here like you said.
That's good!
Let's say we'll stay like this until we get bored.
As expected of Komuro-san.
Why?!
Idiot!
That person...
Even though it costs a lot of money...
I still...
I still can't laugh.
I still...
I still can't laugh.
I'm telling the truth!
Even if you lie like that, it can't be helped!
Why can't you accept my ribs?
I don't know!
I don't know why you don't want me to break my ribs!
If you're my ribs, I know!
I know you don't want me to break them.
You're not my ribs!
It's broken! No, it's actually coming off!
No, it's not coming off!
It's broken!
It fell down!
No, it's inside!
Oh, it's around here!
Really.
It's not broken, it's fine.
How are you?
Um...
That...
Social club band came out.
Oh, they came out!
I'm second place, right?
You're second place.
No!
Second place...
What?
That's amazing!
Look!
It's first place, isn't it?
Yeah.
It was under my nose, but now it's third place!
Um...
The Great Queen, right?
This is...
Yeah.
But there are a lot of people who didn't come out of here.
Right?
I don't know...
It's in your notebook.
Hey, wait!
It's in your notebook.
Don't say it with this monster!
Don't say "monster"!
The first thing I noticed when I saw this was...
Ekichi Yazawa!
He's not here.
Why?
That old man is making a lot of money!
Even that bastard is making a lot of money!
No, really, really!
His goods are amazing!
His goods, right?
What's wrong with you?
Why did you drink that?
That's because...
I lost weight.
But you know...
Even if you say it like that...
I'll say it again...
I only care about books.
Next year...
I'll be out of rank.
Just create a new era!
Movement!
The title is mixed up!
Create a new era! Movement!
Yes, create a new era! Movement!
And I am Movement!
Next year...
You know, there's a lot of you.
And you know, that CD is selling like hotcakes.
And you know, you're selling curry senbei in Osaka.
Right?
You're selling like you're dirty!
Don't you know that? Why are you only telling me?
You're so nasty!
You better get it next year. Even if you have to sell your body.
Even if you have to sell your body, which you're so proud of.
Who's gonna buy it for me?
You know, you know...
You know, you should do more business.
You're selling curry senbei to me now!
No, no, no.
It's not like that kind of cheap business.
It's like a proper commercial.
It's like juice. Canned juice.
It's so bad!
But it's so bad!
It's bad for you too!
If you do it this much, you'll regret it!
It's bad for you, once in a while.
It's bad for you, but...
That kind of canned juice...
Sell it!
If it's that bad...
You'll be interested and want to buy it at least once in a while.
But once in a while is not enough.
No, really.
Even if you buy it once in a while, it's worth millions of yen.
There's no juice that can sell for millions of yen.
Besides...
It's better if it's long-lasting.
It's long-lasting.
It's not long-lasting!
Besides, you idiot!
It's really bad, but...
It's like a moppen.
How do you make that?
It has ingredients in it!
Later, later! Don't say that!
You're saying it like "let's do it at once!"
It's like a moppen.
You put that kind of ingredients in it.
Ingredients that make you feel good.
It's really bad!
Make it!
It's really really bad!
Then you pop it and if it hits you, you buy another one.
I don't want it!
Hitting you is fun, but...
Can you make it from persimmon?
Persimmon...
Juice...
There's no company that can make such stinky juice.
No, I'll make it.
I'll make it.
Even if you make it, you can't make a lot of juice.
I can.
Can you make it with this pot?
Because...
It's easy for me to put it in like this.
Is that so?
Idiot!
I'm not good at it.
It's more expensive than the goods around there.
There's also a "miele miele" window next to the can.
I don't drink it!
How much is left?
I don't need it!
There's a hole in it for fire.
If it's like that, I might use it.
Don't you think about it?
I'll definitely eat it!
You should make a commercial with "downtown juice".
Don't make it "matcha juice".
"Matcha juice" and "hamachan juice"
Why?
And you changed the flavor.
Neither is bad, right?
You're "curry flavor".
Do you know?
It's "curry flavor"!
If you don't do business, you can't do anything.
Do you want to do "brucella" of "downtown"?
"downtown brucella"? What do you mean?
Then I'll bring a lot of underwear.
You're "it".
I'll do it!
Let's make a "brucella" video.
Who will do it?
No, you and me.
I'll do it!
I'm serious!
I'll do it!
There's nothing funny about it!
I'm serious!
That's funny!
Sounds like fun!
I won't lose!
I'll make you sweat.
Make me sweat?
I'll make you vomit.
There's no one like you!
I'll make you vomit!
No, no...
Don't dig my ass, Kiguman!
You want me to dig your ass?
Dig it!
Well...
But if your ass is in my ass, I'll panic!
I don't know, but I'll panic!
I'm cheating now, but...
When my sister asks me why I'm not marrying her...
I always don't know how to answer her.
Who is it?
Well...
How can I answer her in a manly way?
Well, you know...
When you're in love...
Yes, yes...
You know, when you're in love with a woman...
That happens, doesn't it?
In that case...
No, it doesn't.
I'm not that kind of kitten, Gyo-san.
Seriously, when you look out of the window...
No, no...
Can I say something important?
That's where you show your manliness!
From the window...
Like this...
With your face like this...
Right?
But if you don't know, does the woman laugh at you?
The woman is staring at you!
But...
Are you at ease?
Yes, I'm at ease.
No...
Wait...
Are you at ease?
Yes...
No, wait...
Won't you marry me?
Who is it?
I think it's you two. Who is it?
You're lying!
Stop it!
Damn you! You're with me and you say you're not with me!
No, no, it's fine.
Damn you!
Why did you say it again?
You shouldn't deal with girls like that.
Oh, is that so?
You'll end up together.
Oh, is that so?
It's better for you to think she's stupid.
But we've been together all this time.
Does that make me stupid?
It's better for you to think she's different from you.
That's true.
Please say it like that.
That's right.
Look at me like this.
What did you say?
Why won't you marry me?
Oh, it's contact!
Damn you!
Bachchan and Hama-chan, have you ever been deceived by a woman's tears?
I definitely haven't.
Even if you were deceived...
Even if you weren't a woman, I'd let you go.
Oh, I see.
Even if you weren't a woman, I'd let you go.
You'd get on a bike and cry, right?
I'd say "why would you cry?" and let you go.
If you still don't stop crying, I'll cry more.
What can you solve by crying?
It's not a big deal for me to cry!
The more you make me think like that, the more I cry.
The more you cry?
The more I cry, the more I cry.
I will never be fooled by something like this.
Do you hit people?
No, I don't.
No?!
I don't hit women.
Do you have any magic spells?
I don't hit women.
I don't hit men.
Do you use rubber bands for your collar?
Like this?
No, I don't hit with rubber bands.
What do you think about women's tears?
I will never be fooled.
I will hit women if I get mad.
Hey, you are like a wild horse.
Like a wild horse.
You are like a wild horse.
The opposite.
Isn't it the opposite?
If it's like that, everyone will get beaten up.
I will get beaten up.
Can we watch it one more time?
In the past...
There was a song about flowers.
It came out!
Matsumoto's fans are decreasing!
It's not enough just to raise yourself.
By lowering me, you can further lower that difference.
I don't know if you can raise me or not.
Absolutely not! Why should a woman have a nose?
No, no, no. I hit my head with a stick.
It's the worst.
With a stick? Where did you hit me?
I was wearing a stick in the summer.
Why?
Well, I was told that I was like Amano Nagamura Masatoshi.
I don't know.
Geta, I mean Geta, you know, it was popular for a while, Ben Geta.
Ben Geta?
You know, like Benjo's sandals, there's Geta.
So I hit him in the head with it.
"Ka! Ka!" I said.
That's not good.
No, it's not like that. It's like he's telling me to do it like that.
In that world...
Hit Ben Geta.
But it didn't work out.
It had a weird "re" on it.
That's not good.
Get out of here!
You didn't do anything good.
Let's say...
It was a fight with Heipo.
It's funny how his glasses flew off.
I just put them back together.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
I see!
This is funny!
I think Tsutsumi kept them.
Is that so?
It's like Yamazaki.
It's like a fight of complaints.
I can't imagine what it's like.
Don't look at me!
First.
What's with you?
Don't look at me! How many times did I tell you?
Will you stop or not?
- What's that? - Hey, it doesn't hurt at all, does it?
- Hey, if you do it again, you'll get a reaction, you idiot!
It hurts...
It hurts, you idiot!
If it hurts, you'll get a reaction!
It hurts, doesn't it?
- Basically it doesn't hurt, does it? - It doesn't!
- It doesn't hurt at all, does it? - It doesn't.
- It doesn't, right? - It doesn't.
- It doesn't hurt at all, does it? - It doesn't.
You idiot!