AISubs v3.5
Dad! I became a director!
When I said I couldn't do it anymore
You cried and I just stared at you
I'm not worthy of you
That's how I felt
What's wrong with you, man?
I'm sorry.
I made you a director...
...not to do something stupid like this!
Come on, come on, gas, gas!
You were still young, man.
It's a matter of taste, you know.
Can't help it, you know?
Traitor!
What did you see for five years?
What's wrong with you?!
Excuse me.
Don't drag me into this.
Even if you make me look like a senior, it's going to be a problem, isn't it?
It's not good for Ushimoto, either.
Don't make me look like an idiot.
There's no end to it.
Good luck!
Hamada-san, Mazumasa-san, here we go!
Five seconds! Four! Three! Two!
Hey, I'm gonna tell you something weird.
What is it?
It's weird.
Hey, look at me!
What's with you, you dirty bastard?
It's weird!
What are you doing?!
What's wrong with you, man?
Come on, Otomo!
What are you doing in the middle of the night?
What are you doing, Otomo?
Hey, Otomo!
That's not it!
Otomo...
Whether I was hit or kicked, I didn't do anything.
I just wanted to protect this inkamu that Suga- chan gave me.
This inkamu is Otomo's heart.
Look at it.
Not a single scratch.
In other words, this is manliness!
Otomo...
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you, Otomo-san?!
You're starting to look like a nice guy, Otomo.
Man-chan...
Producers don't just make shows...
They make people, too.
That's true...
I don't know about that.
Die, you guys!
Die!
Die, you bastards!
What's up with you guys?
Do something, you guys!
Die! Die!
You're ridiculous, you guys!
Go home after this.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Die! Die! Die!
We're both downtown right now...
and sometimes you see these crazy people...
Idiot!
Why are all those people who don't support you enemies?
Why are you so mean?
Because it's not like that!
I've been thinking about it and I think I'm more manly.
I'm definitely cooler!
Isn't it obvious?
What?
I'm supporting you?
I'm saying I'm hungry and hungry...
and you're over here drinking beer and running away.
I'm not running away!
Idiot!
Wait, you're drinking beer and I'm running away.
You said you wouldn't drink for three days and you're drinking so much. It's the same thing.
I'm sorry, but could you sing more?
I don't know if I should say this.
No, it's really funny.
Of course you might think it's funny,
but Fukuyama and Kimura Takuya's fans think it's ugly.
Of course it's funny! People love it!
When you think of "downtown", you need men's fans and women's fans.
But of course I'm the one who attracts women's fans.
You don't have any women's fans.
It's not attractive.
Right?
Wait a minute!
For example, what are men's requirements?
Yes.
For example, cleanliness, right?
Yes.
What is it? This smooth...
It's not shark skin.
But if you have a wife and children, it's slippery, isn't it?
It's not slippery!
If you have a wife and children, it's not slippery!
Right?
You! Are you blue?!
I should have cut you in two!
It's better than nothing.
Yeah, it's better than nothing.
What is it?
You're in a maze!
Well, well, let's take it slow.
But we don't have much time today.
Let's hurry up and do it.
Um, you know...
I don't know about you, but...
When we come out...
To be honest...
There are so many of us here.
I don't know if it's rude, but...
It stinks!
Well, you shouldn't say that!
You guys!
It's irritating!
Don't say it!
So it's a burden for us.
It's a burden!
It can't be helped.
What is it?
What did you do for your new sister?
Well...
She's very popular, isn't she?
But it's amazing!
Well...
It's hard, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Has she run away from you?
Yes, she has.
When I walk down the street, she says, "Will you marry me?"
When you walk down the street...
When you stand up...
When you open your eyes, you look like you're about to pass out.
She's crazy!
Right?
She's crazy!
It's amazing!
She's crazy!
It's amazing!
When you open your eyes, you look like you're about to pass out.
What is it? Are you crazy?
It's irritating!
The other day, I thought of using this opportunity.
I'm getting old, and I have to get married.
I went to Belphar.
I didn't know you'd think of it like that.
Yes.
How was it?
I thought it would be more amazing, but it wasn't that exciting.
Really?
Yes.
As if it were a coincidence, I went in and did this.
Hey, Mazmato!
I did it like that.
I didn't do it like this, but I'm pretty excited about it.
What are you talking about?
You're pretty excited about it.
Well, you know...
What are you talking about? Did you come here?
Did you come here and get married?
You're calling me out now, aren't you?
I really don't need that!
I don't need it, but the staff will come and say, "Mazmato is here," and I'll sit next to them.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Even if you come next to me, I don't have anything to say.
It's really crazy.
I can't stop shaking.
Are you going to take the one who can't stop shaking home?
Well, it can't be helped.
I think we have to do something about it.
But it can't be helped.
I don't know what you mean by "we have to do something about it".
What I mean by "we have to do something about it" is...
We have to make a proper girlfriend little by little and do it properly.
Why are you laughing at me?
No, you're making me angry!
Why are you making me angry?
I don't lie!
That's Mr. Yamada! No, it's Mr. Yamada!
I don't know what you mean by "we have to do something about it".
There's nothing like "we have to do something about it".
No, there's nothing like "we have to do something about it".
No, no, no.
I'm serious. I'm serious. I'm serious.
What do you want me to say?
You should have said "we have to do something about it" from the beginning.
Right? I'm also envious of your life.
You're lying!
You have a wonderful family.
I can't believe you said that!
Right?
I'm also envious of your happy life.
I want to have a family like that soon.
An ideal family.
Right?
A big mansion.
You're making me laugh!
An amazing house.
No, no, no.
Something like "kon"!
No, no, no!
There's nothing like that.
Something like "oi"!
Who are you talking about?
"Oi"!
"Occhiya"!
"Kon"!
That's...
That's old-fashioned!
I'm also envious of your life.
I'm serious.
What do you think? Do you have to ignore one or two disadvantages of marriage?
Well...
Isn't it?
Is it?
It can't be helped.
You can't do that.
You can't do that?
You can't do that.
Even if you have a great personality,
but if you look closely, you have a little bit of dandruff.
You don't marry someone with dandruff!
You don't need someone with dandruff like that!
Why dandruff?
There's no place like that.
Is that so?
Well...
Are you looking for it seriously now?
Of course I'm looking for it.
What are you doing?
I'm sick of you guys!
Isn't it important to meet people while you're working like this?
Well, that's true.
I'd like to meet a woman in her forties.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean?
What do you mean "what do you mean"? You're old enough to be on a plane!
I'm embarrassed!
What are you talking about?
Are you going to the field?
People have different values, don't they?
Yes.
Name three things you shouldn't do.
Illicit, drugs, prostitution.
Well, Mr. Hamada?
Of course it's drugs!
Well, I wouldn't say it's illegal.
Drink it! Drink it!
What are you saying?
I see.
That's a sin!
Why is it bad?
It's a warning.
If you do that, you'll break your body and it'll be bad for you.
In that sense...
You don't have to worry about it.
I don't mind it, but...
I agree with you.
You can't sell it.
You can't, but you can't.
You can't sell it anywhere.
It's difficult.
Even in my house, you can't sell it.
You can't take money from your dad and eat it.
You can't stab him like that.
I'm sorry!
What's the worst thing about it?
For now, it's medicine.
Medicine.
And next?
You can't sell it.
You can't.
You can't even hit your wife!
What are you talking about?
You don't mind bad luck?
I can't say I don't mind it.
You're usually like that.
If you say it's all bad, it's all bad.
But I think bad luck is the worst.
You don't think so.
No, no.
Like I said earlier...
The reason I didn't get married until I was 31...
...was because I couldn't restrict myself to one person.
On the contrary...
I decided to get married only after I was determined...
...that I would never cheat on my wife...
...the day after I got married.
So I can't think of it as bad luck...
...and it's painful for me...
...to think of cheating on my wife...
...as a partner.
Don't cry!
In a store near my house,
I've been keeping the "we're trying to have fun" tag on for a year.
What's going on in the store?
It's a night runaway, a night runaway.
It's like being wrapped in smoke, isn't it?
It's good, isn't it?
Why don't you eat it?
I haven't gone home yet.
I thought you were amazing.
Don't tell it to the three of you.
Is it different?
It's different.
It's different from before.
Nowadays, it's pretty effective.
Oh, is it?
If it's a normal cockroach, it'll die.
But there's a "king of cockroach".
Is there such a thing?
It's like a cockroach in a cockroach house.
Like a man in a man's house?
That's right.
How big is it?
It's three and a half meters.
It's not a cockroach.
For about a year, it was like...
Something came to my mind.
You've never seen it, have you?
What do you mean?
That "king of cockroach".
Is it there?
I'm telling you because it's there.
Where is it?
Of course, it's in the kitchen.
When I said it, it was like...
What is it?!
That's what the cockroach said.
That's what it said.
It said, "Bring me some soy sauce."
Is that it?!
"You gave me the "king of cockroach"."
First of all, can you tell me your nickname when you were a "king of cockroach"?
I want you to tell me.
I don't want to believe you.
Of course you don't!
I think it started in Showa '47 or '48, right?
Yeah, that's right.
Right?
Yeah, yeah.
That's the world of dramas, you know.
When were you in that drama?
You know, this is...
You're annoying!
I don't know!
Don't come to me all of a sudden!
You're saying "you know" like it's nothing special.
I was just switched with Scotch.
"Switched"?!
That's what you say in dramas!
That's what I wrote!
This is Matsumoto Ryu!
I was just switched with Scotch.
You were just switched with Scotch.
What kind of detective were you?
What kind of detective?
Oh, this is bad.
I don't want to say it.
Mecha Boyin.
Mecha Boyin?
Um...
He was pretty big.
Was he fat?
I don't know about being fat...
Huh?!
He said to me.
Um...
Yama-san.
Yama-san, you're light!
Yama-san said...
Huh?!
You're...
Mecha Boyin!
Really?
Really?!
The boss came back.
Alright.
From now on, you're Mecha Boyin.
The last one was terrible.
The way he died.
Oh!
You got a job!
Of course I did!
That's a lie!
You got a job!
Of course I did!
You got a job!
It was really bad.
They really beat me up.
Five or six people beat me up.
You were beaten up?!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It hurts! It hurts!
I was the only one left in the place of the strike.
You sneaked in.
I sneaked in.
I couldn't leave and nobody had time to wait for me.
I see.
"Wait!" I said.
My chest was about to explode.
What's wrong with you?!
You're a good father!
Stop it!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
And then...
Why don't you die?!
From now on...
I won't even let you study acting.
From now on...
I won't even let you study acting.
Next, the real thing!
The real thing!
I didn't make you a director...
to do such a half-assed job!
Well, well, well...
It means you were still young.
Don't look down on people like me!
Wait! He's back!
Sora-chan! I'm glad you're back.
Thank you.
So you still don't like me?
I don't like you!
I didn't make you a director...
...to do something like this!
Hey, hey, hey, Gas!
Isn't it too early for a man?
What are you doing?
Get out of here!
It's too much!
Can you tell me what I'm doing?
I can't do it!
You're doing it like this.
And I'm doing it like this.
And you're doing it like this.
Thank you!
I...
I made you a director...
not to do something like this!
Well, well, well!
Gas! Gas! Gas!
Thank you very much!