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How many times can you eat this dish in Grand Prix in Raki no Tsukai Araen!?
This time it's exactly like the title.
This time too, the winner will receive a prize.
By the way, last time Suzuki-kun...
Yes, yes.
...spun a paper towel for a long time and gave us 10 pieces of it.
Let's do our best this time.
Well, I can't say it's interesting for me.
But in his heart, he wants to say a gag now.
This program is brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
There are a number of dishes.
You can choose whichever you like and eat with it.
I don't know which one it will be.
Well, let's start with Suzuki-kun.
Lucky Seven.
This is interesting, again.
I think it's number 3.
Number 3, right?
I think it's number 3.
What about you, Samo-chan?
I think it's number 6.
Number 6!
Ah, I see.
Let's see number 6.
"Gaoh" by the writers.
Next...
Yes!
This is good.
This is good!
Those of you watching TV may wonder what this thing is so interesting about.
This is pretty good.
Let's see Suga-chan's.
Go ahead.
No way!
He's really happy.
Just like that!
Let's see Suga-chan's.
Nothing special.
If you compare it with what's coming up now...
If you eat too much of this, you can't eat anymore.
I'm a little hungry.
Everyone, please sit down.
Start!
Suga-kun, you're eating too much!
There's no more time!
There's no more time until you give up!
Suga-kun...
Suga-kun!
Suga-kun, you're eating too much!
That...
That man...
He's eating it with mayonnaise!
Suga-kun's second bowl.
Go!
I'm going to eat you now.
I'm going to eat you more.
Ah, Suga-chan...
Finally, takoyaki...
Ah, takoyaki!
He ate all of the takoyaki!
I see!
He's learning.
Right, Hamada?
Huh?
You know, when you go out to eat...
There's an old man dressed like a mountaineer...
That's right!
He orders three curries...
And he eats them while crying!
What was that?!
He orders three and eats them all!
Three of them!
While crying...
What was that?!
I don't know what you're talking about!
He was dressed like a mountaineer!
He's going for it again!
Leave some for me...
There's 15 of them!
What are you going to do?
I'm going to stop.
Suga-chan got 3!
15 is big!
Yeah, it's big!
Alright! I said it's big!
15!
Alright!
Please open it up!
Alright!
Open it up!
Wow!
It's the worst!
Wait a minute!
It's so good!
I want to eat it right now!
I want to eat it with my own hands!
It's over. What are you going to do, Suga-chan?
I want to eat it.
I don't have a knife...
I'm going to stop.
Alright! Suga-chan got 3!
Alright! Open it up!
No, this is...
Um...
It's not open.
There's only one spot that's not open.
I don't like this!
Shake it! Shake it! Shake it!
Oh! That's how you do it...
Get out of there!
Alright! Suga-chan got 4!
Alright!
Okay!
Alright! Let's go! Open!
This is the worst! Jam bread and cream bread!
This is the worst!
I want five of them!
It looks so good!
The juice is running out.
It's running out.
It's only dripping.
We used it up too early.
Wait a minute.
What is this?
What?
Your youth has only just begun.
Why are you doing this?
My stomach hurts.
No, no, no.
Thank you for the food.
You're really making a mess!
Okay, Evo, open!
What is this?
Calories.
Wow!
This is good!
The meat is not good.
The meat is not good!
He just said, "Mom, I can't eat meat."
Just now.
Evo, zero!
Okay, Mano-san, sit down.
What should I do?
What number?
Eight!
He's gone too far.
Okay, get ready.
Okay, open!
Open!
Anko! Koshi-an!
It's Koshi-an!
At least make it Tsubu-an!
What kind of harmony is this?
It's like a magic trick.
It's like "It's dinner", isn't it?
It's like Iwanori.
Iwanori is good.
This is... this is... this is what you call "entertainer's guts".
Okay, Otomo, open!
It's Koshi-an!
It's too much!
Are you going to go for raw liver?
This is pretty good!
Number 12.
What could it be?
Okay, Hama-chan, please open.
Oh, this is terrible! I hate it!
I hate it, too!
You look happy.
You look happy. Eat up!
It's pineapple!
Pineapple is bad.
It's not pineapple!
Pineapple is bad.
Eat up! Eat up!
This is good!
As I thought, rice is good!
It's good! It's good!
Don't say bad things about me!
I'm a special Hamada.
I'm a talent.
I should work hard.
If I retire, I won't be able to do anything.
I've decided.
Wow, that's good!
Number one!
It's quite heavy.
It's a big service!
It's good!
But it's so sweet!
What's the number?
Number four!
Number four is amazing!
It's so hard!
It's full of juice!
I know what it is!
What did you give me?
I don't need your hand!
And on top of that, put some pineapple on top of it.
That's right, that's right!
And if you put this on top of it like this...
Wow, it looks delicious!
It's like that!
You're amazing, Odomu!
Is there a party for that?
There is, there is!
What party?
No.
No!
Anyway, Odomu, for the time being, spread it out and bring it to the play-all, Suzuki and...
That's right, that's right.
That, that, that...
But, um...
Um...
What's wrong with you?!
Just a little...
But, um...
Odomu, hurry up and catch up with Hamada.
I'll stab you!
Alright!
Let's go!
So, this is a tiebreaker, right?
Yes.
Suzuki and...
Yes.
Then Odomu and...
Then Hamada.
Wait, what?!
No, no, no.
I'm full!
I may not be in this area, but I'm going to roll you back.
I'm full!
Um... for the side dish...
Yes?
Um... I've prepared something good.
Roll me back!
My stomach hurts, my stomach!
Ready...
Start!
This is not fast at all!
Too fast, too fast!
This is crazy!
Damn, I'm jealous of you guys!
It's good!
It's good, isn't it?!
Is it cold?
What are you eating?
That's cat's soul.
Cat's soul!
It's started!
Stop bullying me!
They call me "convoy".
Convoy!
It's cold...
Convoy of rain.
Convoy of rain!
Really...
You had a lot of days off, didn't you?
I... you know, I didn't have much to do
I was wondering what to do... I don't know where I went...
Ah! I went to the bathroom
Sometimes you went to play...
That's right, that's right, that's right...
I didn't think of playing at all!
And you know... that haunted house thing...
Again, I didn't think of that at all... I took 500 yen
Eh? Isn't it usually like that?
No, no, no, no...
A haunted house has nothing but this stage!
I see...
No, no, I'm already going "katan, katan, katan, katan, katan"...
Get on, get on...
Get on! "Katan, katan, katan, katan, katan, katan, katan, katan"...
"Katan, katan, katan"...
What do you think you're doing?!
I'll take you down first!
Get on!
That's what scared me the most!
On a different beach...
Get on!
You don't usually get on a regular roller coaster, do you?
That's why...
That's right, that's right, that's right, this is it!
Get on!
What? Is this a party or something?
I felt like I had to get on!
That's not it, that's not it...
I...
Hey, let me say it!
Don't say it like that! Let me say it!
You're getting excited, aren't you?!
Why couldn't I get on a roller coaster?
You quit because of some reason, didn't you?
That's right, that's right!
Back in the day, roller coasters, roller coasters...
You only said "roller coaster", didn't you?
My parents told me not to say it.
You're stupid!
Why? What's the reason you couldn't get on it?
Because... it was a roller coaster!
Why?!
It was a roller coaster.
It was a roller coaster, wasn't it?
Because I was already a roller coaster.
That's enough!
Why?!
What's the reason?!
You're a warrior who's about to go crazy!
That's enough!
Tell me the reason already!
The reason...
It's you!
It's you, Dai-chan!
It's you!
It's really you, but I can't say it.
You said it!
I can't say it in a forced laughter show.
You said it like you were a horse!
Have you ever been to Hanshin Park? It's next to Koshien Reservoir.
Yes, it's next to it.
There's something called "Jet Star 2".
Yes, there is.
What happened between you two?
Between you two, like this...
In front and behind you...
Like this...
Nooo!
I'm not scared at all! This guy is like a blue tiger!
I'm like... "Push!" and he's like...
"Tan-be!" on my back!
It's been a while. I'm not scared at all.
- You're red, right? - I'm red, I'm red.
- I-Ikoma... - Ikoma?
Who's Ikoma Yuen with you?
- I didn't say Yuen... - Ikoma... no, Ikoma - chan...
Gross!
You're dead!
- Don't spit it out! - What?
- Ikoma, I said! - I don't like it.
Are you serious?!
Don't eat sushi!
I don't like it.
- No, no! - Don't eat sushi!
- Ikoma! Listen! - What?
Going to an amusement park doesn't scare me at all.
- Let's go, let's go. - I don't want to go with you! - No, it's not like that!
- I'm not going anywhere near you! - Where are you going, then?
- Isn't there a place where you can bungee jump? - What's the point of going there?
- Wait a minute, wait a minute. - Wait a minute.
- Even though you two are together... - The one who gets hit and the one who doesn't get hit...
- Why do they exist? - It doesn't matter anymore.
- What scares you? - Aren't you scared?
- What are you saying?
- Then you and I are different in terms of what scares me.
- What scares you bungee jumping? - What scares you bungee jumping?
- If you push it in and push it out... - If you push it in and push it out...
- What scares you? - What scares me? - What scares you?
- First of all, it's expensive, right? - It's expensive.
- And there's a fear of it cutting you when you fall, right? - That's not for me.
- For me, it's like... how do you say it?
- There's something like a mat, right? At the amusement park, you know, that big one? - Interesting.
- That scares me.
- I can't stand that softness.
- That's why I can't do it.
No, no. If you take it, it's different.
If you move it...
Well, well, well...
Why? Why "yes"?
Let's take a break for a while.
It's better not to show your talent in private, right?
If you reveal it too much...
It's better to have a secret, right?
You talk too much, don't you?
No, I'm full of secrets.
It's only when I'm on TV that I dress like this.
Basically, I wear a kimono.
Well, I do ride a car.
But I can't do it like this.
Like this...
When do you wear a kimono?
What's wrong with you?
When do you wear a kimono?
It's really hard for me.
That's why I tell you to wear a kimono on your day off.
You're lying.
Why don't you know if I wear a kimono or not?
You don't.
You're disgusting.
What?
What do you want me to do?
I don't know.
Humans...
Don't you get annoyed?
Do you have a pocket here?
Even if you cut your nails...
You won't be able to cut them anyway.
You know that, don't you?
Yes, yes. It will grow back.
Isn't that annoying?
Don't you want to cut this off?
Fingers are fine, but not your hands.
I don't like your legs. You should cut your legs only once in your life.
If you have little fingers...
You won't be able to pose like this...
When you cut.
So only your toes should be cut only once in your life.
I don't mind your toes.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about your fingers.
No, I'm talking about your legs.
Adora, don't you want to cut it off at the end?
Just once in your life.
You can do whatever you want for one hour.
Instead of that, let's cut it off at the end.
I won't do whatever I want for one hour.
I won't do anything for one hour.
I know.
Sometimes I feel good doing what I do.
But when I do it with all my strength...
I say "No, no, you can't do that. You can't do that."
And I fail many times.
You're an adult. You'll fail!
I'm failing!
I'm... I'm... What's it called?
I'm back from the elevator and the apartment...
I was fine until then, but as soon as I got out of the elevator...
It suddenly...
It will suddenly go 'kotzun' and I will go 'fuwaa'
It's irresistible. I will be like Superman.
I will fly while running.
- You will fly. - Yes, I will fly.
When I move and I reach my goal, I will go 'purii'!
You're disqualified for that!
I can't stand it anymore!
There's this, this...
This and here...
Like a child...
Whish!
Haoh!
If you saw your parents' sex life, what would you do?
What would you do?
To be honest...
I would end my life.
If you are watching this on TV and you are in elementary school...
you should never show this.
Of course, it depends on your position.
What is your position like?
It's different every time.
Oh, every time you see it, it's different?
Yes, yes, yes.
What a variety show!
I would hate it if you saw me like this!
Holding a bowl and doing like this!
Go, go!
Take it! Take it! Take it!
My dad wouldn't let me ride it!
Make some noise!
You've gone that far!
I think I've said it many times, but when I forgot my whistle and went back to get it...
You didn't do it.
I was scared.
I didn't think I'd forget my whistle.
You were blowing your own whistle.
I was blowing my own whistle.
Wait! I'll sue you!
I'll sue you!
What's wrong with you?!
You're jealous!
I didn't do anything to you!
Family harassment!
I told you I wasn't with you!
Please praise each other in English.
Like "cute" or "beautiful".
By the way, you can't do this anymore.
Go ahead.
Praise me.
"Sweet"!
"Delicious"!
Is it close?
It's close! That's good!
"Juicy"!
"Tampkin"!
You...
What do you mean?
Doesn't it sound good?
Is it okay like that?
No way!
It's not that obvious!
I don't know if it's that good!
Miso Soup
That's not good at all!
What? Miso Soup?
That's not good at all!
Soy Sauce!
No, that's not it!
Soy Sauce?
That's not it!
It's not Soy Sauce?
Ah!
Damn it, it's good!
What are you saying?
That's not good at all!
It's fine. Here, my value...
500 Pond!
Pond?
Pond!
500 Points!