AISubs v3.5
Incidents are always sudden.
Before recording, manager Shimizu rushed in.
Chief manager Okamoto is calling everyone again.
Emergency special project. Manager Okamoto is angry again!
Last time, Okamoto, who suddenly lost his temper, asked for a reverse bungee.
His anger now seemed to have calmed down, but...
Why are you telling me to do bungee?
Three, two, one, go!
What is his goal this time?
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Where are we today?
Let's go to the park.
It's true, but it's a little early to get angry.
Don't come!
You're really fast.
I don't want you to come.
I want you to be quiet for a year.
This is no good!
I've done it three times, and it's no good.
I'm serious about this program.
It's a long-term project after Canada.
That's right.
I feel like I can do it again.
I don't want you to do it elsewhere.
I don't know.
I'm sad.
Did you say you wanted to do it again?
I think I said it in my e-mail.
I made an e-mail this time, but I didn't know anything about it.
It's about time.
The site is near.
An unimaginable anxiety took over everyone's hearts for a moment.
It's over there.
Here?
Over there.
Where?
Here?
Yes.
Alright, we're here.
It's hot.
This way?
Yes.
Downtown finally arrives at the scene and looks for Okamoto.
Where is he?
Oh, there he is!
Hey, hurry up!
What?
Run!
Don't run!
What the hell are you doing?
Come closer.
Don't act like you know me.
What? You don't know me and you're not my manager?
What do you think of me?
You know me very well.
What are you doing here?
Repairing.
You should know me better.
You'll get dirty.
That's weird.
Aren't you guys a little too much?
What? All of us?
Yes, the cast and the staff.
Aren't you guys a little too sloppy?
Watch out!
Alright, alright, alright.
Sorry for the wait.
Alright, alright, alright.
He's not doing anything.
What?
He's not moving at all.
Alright, alright, alright.
Amada.
Yes?
You've been a little sloppy lately, haven't you?
Look at him. He's angry.
Right?
Alright, alright, alright.
Hold it!
That's it!
You two are angry, aren't you?
This is the second time you got angry.
Why are you angry?
That's right. Why are you angry?
Wait a minute.
What is it?
I don't like cats very much.
I like dogs, but I don't like cats very much.
Shut up!
Look at it
Look at the number
Why can't I get 20?
I'm 0.1 seconds away
But you're 24 seconds away
Here
I'm sorry
I see
I'm 0.1 seconds away
You stink
Give it back!
I'll do the opening
You want me to do it?
No
Why me?
Giant guillotine
Don't you think so?
We don't even think about it
0.1 seconds
In your mind, 20 seconds is …
Yes, barely
Barely?
Giant guillotine, let me do it
Just shoot me
I don't need you
I'll do it myself
Manager Okamoto challenges giant guillotine
Wait a minute
Is it this?
Yes, it is
It can't be!
It's crazy!
Giant guillotine prepared
Height is 15 meters
Falling speed is 80 kilometers
You don't have to do it
No, I'll do it
I'll make a good face
You are hot
Are you ok?
My head is ok
I have a camera on so my reaction is good
It's up all the time
Okamoto san
Are you ready?
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Start!
Okamoto san!
Wow!
It's good
It's well separated
I knew it, it's Okamoto san
Okamoto san, you look sad
Okamoto san, wait a minute
Are you waiting for the next one?
The next one?
You were filming our reaction
I don't need your reaction, camera san
Leave it to me
I'm angry
Can you see my teeth?
Of course
You're good, Okamoto san
What?
The camera san is angry
3
2
1
Start
Ouch
Are you ok?
You're not angry anymore, right?
It's fine now
I got it
What did you get?
My face
I got it
So you passed 20?
I passed it
Should we withdraw?
Excuse me
Thank you very much
I got 20
I don't know anymore
Take this off
Hey
Am I not good?
Hey
You're still angry
- It's a challenge, isn't it? - Yes.
- Well, animals are...
...silly, aren't they? - Yes, they are.
- For example, chimpanzees...
...chimpanzees...
...you know...
...they poop.
- When you say "ah", chimpanzees go like...
"ah-haha"!
- They go like "ah-haha" at that point.
- But they're happy about it, aren't they?
- I don't know if they're happy about it or not...
...but I don't know if they're happy about it or not...
- They're happy about it.
- I don't know if they're happy about it or not...
- Everyone says that chimpanzees are smart...
- But it's not good at all, is it?
- But you don't like it even if they don't react, do you?
- "I'm standing in front of you...
...yet you treat me like this..."
- Well, if you're really smart, then...
...well, if you're really smart, then...
- You don't have to sit down, do you?
- They're welcoming you, aren't they?
- They're welcoming me, aren't they?!
- It's like you say...
"Stop!" and I shout...
...then you throw poop on me!
- It's like you say... "Stop!" and I shout...
...then you throw poop on me!
- And we're not even throwing poop...
- It's like we're throwing poop...
- We welcome you like...
- I feed you a banana...
- You say OK, OK, with my hands...
- But anyway...
I got it with my own hands, you know.
For me.
I got it, you know.
I knew it.
This part...
It's a little good.
It's cute and good, you know.
Then, I have a new plan.
Well, I don't want to say it much, but...
I'm going to throw pies at various animals.
That's what I was going to do.
Then, at first...
Elephant!
I got close and...
At this part of the elephant...
I did "Baa!"
Baa!
I don't know what's frustrating about it, but...
It's not frustrating, is it?
Right?
I thought it was tough, but there was a giraffe over there.
You were watching, weren't you?
Baa!
The giraffe touched me.
Baa!
That's not it!
What should I do?
I'm being thrown!
What should I do?
Hey, what should I do?
What should I do?!
That's what happened.
It's pretty heavy, isn't it?
Well, you know...
It's like a crocodile.
A crocodile comes out of a crocodile and...
BANG!
And it's just like that.
It doesn't matter!
Yeah, I guess.
Animals sure are stupid.
I don't know about that, but...
Animals sure are stupid.
Humans just can't do it.
Well, I don't know about them.
Huh?
What about them?
What do you mean?
I don't know what they're thinking.
They really are...
Low-income families, aren't they?
Low-income families.
No, they're not low-income.
It's tough, isn't it?
Of course it is.
Wow...
You don't clean up, do you?
I don't clean up.
What do you clean up for?
The house.
I clean up my own room.
You don't like cleanliness, do you?
I like cleanliness!
That's not it.
Oh, you got me.
What do you mean, "you got me"?
You know what?
People who really like cleanliness don't clean up.
They don't like getting dirty.
I see, I see.
Do you understand?
Everyone here is wrong.
You say you like fish, don't you?
I like fish.
Right?
I like fish.
Yes, well...
You say you like to eat grilled fish.
If you really like fish, you can't eat it.
If you say that, you can't eat anything!
Oh, I'm getting excited!
Damn it!
What's wrong with you?
If you two don't do it, I'll kill you!
What's wrong with you?
It's been a while.
Do you want me to do an impression of you?
Yes, please.
I like fish.
That's what you like.
I like fish.
That's what you want me to learn in Japan.
I like fish.
That's what you want me to learn in Japan.
I like fish.
Yes.
If you were in first place, Yamada-san, you wouldn't have received my letter!
Fixed!
This is really similar.
Oh, is it?
This is amazing.
Really?
I think I'm the only one in Japan who can do this.
If that's Yamada-san's house, I won't deliver the letter.
Fixed.
It's a book called "Gaki no Tsukai Arahende" in downtown.
If you want it, I'll give it to 200 people.
Well, you'd better go to the bookstore and buy it for me.
I'd like to ask Matsumoto-san.
How do you swim faster than a crawler in current official swimming events?
You haven't swum before, have you?
I have.
I was born in water for the first time in Japan.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry.
That can't be helped.
Oh, really?
Even if you say it now, it was 31 or 32 years ago!
That's right.
You've been swimming since then, haven't you?
That's right.
But still, when I use water, I think of a crawler.
But you haven't swum before, have you?
Of course I have.
Since when?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Since when have you been swimming?
I'm still swimming now!
Even now!
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm still swimming now!
That's why I've been swimming only when I'm at work!
Basically, I'm in water.
Where do you swim?
In the pool.
- In the pool? - In the pool.
- Oh, I see. - In the water.
Where is it?
Don't go home! Don't go home!
- In the pool, in the water... - It doesn't matter! Why?
No, it really doesn't matter.
- What I want to say is... - Yes?
Is there a swim faster than crawling?
- Yes, yes, you're asking me. I don't know. - Yes, yes.
Then try crawling.
- They say this is the fastest. - Crawling? - Yes.
- It's not good at all, is it? - Oh, is it?
Can you swim that fast, really?
- What's the fastest? - Let's see...
Like this... like this...
- Well, well, well... - What is it? - Well, well, well...
Like this is the fastest.
- What is it? - You just want to dance!
- You just want to dance. - You just want to dance.
You know, like this, right? And you swim like this.
By swimming like this, you run like this.
- Your posture has changed! - No, no, no!
- It's like "pa-chan", "pa-chan", "pa-chan" and you come out of the water. - No, it's not like that!
- What about your legs? - They're above the water!
Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!
I'm asking you if your legs are like this.
No, no, no! They're like this.
- Do you have someone you like? - No, I don't!
Matsumoto-san, how much of a rock spirit do you think Hamada-san has inside of you?
- Well, as a guitarist... - Where are you a guitarist?
No, no, no. I don't have a guitar today, so I can't help it.
- You're amazing. - People say "cha" or "oreka".
It was like this!
This is weird, this way of holding it!
Most of the ways you know now are the ones I did before!
Even with this, even with this!
Yes, yes, and me, smoking up here like this...
Out, out, out, out, out!
Young people have gone crazy dancing!
With that performance...
Of course!
Well, well, I did a lot of good deeds too.
When I say A-chan's concert, it sounds like A-chan!
Have you ever praised A-chan's concert?
That's right!
Go home! Go home! Give me A-chan!
That's what I say!
But...
The A-chan I came to see and the praise of your music are completely different!
Why can't I ride it?!
A-chan is good enough already, right?!
How many people have you praised?
One person.
Whose back have you done?
Of course, I've done most of them.
Whose back have you done?
Ah, I've done most of them, really.
Well, for example, can you tell me?
Um... there are a lot of them, you know?
For example?
Um... well, like Sting, you know?
This is bad, you know what I'm saying?!
How many people have you praised?
You... you don't even know that?!
No, I don't want to talk to someone like you!
No, say it!
How many people... how many people have you praised?
Four people.
Four people?!
Sting, four people?!
It's not four people!
Why is it four people?!
Wait, wait, calm down!
You're the one who's getting excited!
How many people do you think it is?!
One.
You think it's one?!
That's right, it's one!
You got it, didn't you?!
It was a little tricky at first, you know?!
Okay, okay.
What about the others? Whose back have you done?
No, but most of them are from the other side...
No, but you could have just told me, you know?!
I might not know, you know...
There are a lot of them, you know...
No matter how many you tell me...
If you say there are a lot of them, can you tell me about one of them?
No, of course, there are a lot of people I like, and I've played with a lot of them...
Even if you tell me about one of them, it's really troublesome...
Please line them up in order...
What kind of people you've played with...
What kind of people I've played with...
Ah, yes, yes, yes...
Like "Chicago", you know...
Yes, yes, yes...
Do you have to say it like that?!
I don't like it, you know?!
I don't like it, and I've only seen one of them!
Ah, yes, there are a lot of people like that...
"Chicago", you say...
W-what, what, what?
No, it's fine, but...
You've gotten pretty old, you know...
"Adama Basie Rollers"...
Oh, is that so?
You're old-fashioned again!
No, I'm not old-fashioned or anything like that!
Basie Rollers...
Neil Sedaka...
Are you an old man?!
What's with you?
What's with you?!
You're too cool!
Have you ever had a fight with Charr?
Of course with the band.
I have, I have.
With your wife?
I did it with my wife.
The music knowledge you have...
I want you to...
I want you to twist it all out!
No, no, no...
Oishi Goroh is praising you.
I know.
You don't have a guitar now, do you?
I do, but basically I'm a twin.
You twisted it out again!
Where did you see it?
I'll go with this one from now on.
I'll do the rest later.
You, you...
Follow me, follow me!
That's wonderful!
You can't play at all, can you?
What?
Can you play something?
No, not at all.
Can you play a string toe hold?
Huh?!
What's with that technique?!
Don't you know?!
I do! I do!
You do!
Why are you surprised?!
What's that like?
What?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You know, there are a lot of things like that.
He's twisting it out! He's twisting it out!
That's not a string toe hold.
No, no, no...
That's not it.
Then what is it?
String what?
String toe hold.
Toe hold, right?
You can't do it without a guitar.
If you say it like that...
Shut up!
I'm really pissed off!
Why didn't you say it earlier?!
You're really dirty.
I'm really pissed off!
Well, well...
Don't get mad.
I'm really pissed off!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Next time...
I'm sorry.
But I won't do it again unless it's today.
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