AISubs v3.5
What's wrong with you, Mom?
Yamanaki, it's over now, isn't it?
What are you talking about?
No, it's over now.
It's not over! It's just starting now!
It's just starting now! It's just starting now!
I'll do my best with the momentum of flying birds!
With the momentum of flying birds!
Good morning!
Kei-chan, what's up with you today?
Oh, no, I have something to talk about with Suga- san.
Yes, yes.
No, Suga-san, um, actually, um...
There's a reason why I came here today.
Um, yes.
I've always been a big fan of Gage no Tsukai.
I've always been a big fan of Suga-san.
Um, actually, um...
Um, actually, um... I like it so much...
Um, actually, um... I like it so much... that I tried to interview everyone in the city.
Um, Gage no Tsukai is interesting, but...
Um, there was a guy named Hosei Yamazaki, wasn't there?
Yes.
That's, um...
That's, um... in the way.
Um, it's boring, and...
Um, it doesn't make sense to be there.
And, um, the most frequently asked question in interviews was...
Anyway, um...
Is your reaction bad?
Um...
Is your reaction bad?
Oh, is that your original opinion?
Um, yes.
There was a talk like that.
Is that your original opinion?
What's up with you?
Huh? Oh, Yamazaki-chan, you were there.
I was there.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Is it that dark in here?
I'm in the middle of nowhere.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Um, I'm here to talk about Suga-san today.
Um, yes.
I'm telling you, it's hot.
Hot as hell!
Real, real.
Hot as hell!
Real, real.
Not real, but really hot as hell!
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Now, you two!
Look at this for a second!
Yes!
Can you hold this for me?
I'm sorry, but please turn it around.
It's in the batting center.
It depends on the machine.
It has a wire attached to it.
And this is...
(Laughing)
You can use this to hit anywhere you like.
It's up to you.
That's right.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Well, let's start with Mr. Yamazaki.
Yes, I understand.
He's our senior.
Turn it around!
(Laughing)
Your eyes just went up and it came forward.
That's the reaction we're getting right now.
This hurts like hell!
- Tetsuya! - Yes!
This hurts like hell!
If you do the same thing again, you'll lose.
Yes.
Can you go faster?
A head-on collision!
(Laughing)
- That's awesome! - That hurts.
- Okay, music, please! - Oh, if you hit my nose, I'm in trouble.
Oh, I'm scared.
Oh, I shouldn't have done it.
One step
You are leading
I think two steps
Mr. Suga, what do you think?
It's a high score
It's a high score so far
Thank you
The winner is Suga
Next game
I'm going to show you billiards
It's open here
What is it?
You stand like this
We are going to play billiards
The ball comes here naturally
Let's see their reaction
Wait a minute
This is the cork, right?
Yes
It's very hard
It's okay. It's red so you can't see blood
This is red
It's red but...
You can use any color you like
Wait a minute
Orange is orange's reaction
Madara is madara's reaction
100%
Get up!
I'm going
Mr. Madara, please sit down
By the way, you've never had Shiro come here all of a sudden, have you?
No, I haven't.
I'm not used to it.
Wait a minute, I'm scared. I'm scared if I can't see it.
I'm scared.
I'm scared. I'm scared if I can't see it.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'll hit you.
Are you okay?
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Mr. Madara, what are you doing?
Mr. Madara!
Wait a minute, I'm really scared.
Mr. Madara, please.
I'm really scared.
Is this it?
Yes, it is.
It can't be helped.
Hit me in the front.
In the front?
Like this?
Yes.
Okay, like this.
This is better.
Ouch!
Here you go, Mr. Madara.
Hey, if you're going to hit me, hit me, Mr. Madara!
What is this?
It's in the way.
Here you go, Mr. Madara.
Wait a minute.
Does it hurt that much?
Do you want to try it?
Next match.
Are you sure?
If you were hit by Mr. Dunkan, you wouldn't look like that picture, would you?
No, I'm fine.
Are you sure?
Thank you very much!
You did it!
Let's do it together.
I can't do it.
I'm so scared!
Let's do it!
Do you want to do it, Tetsuyan?
No, no, no.
Okay! Let's do it!
You'll see what a real reaction is like!
Are you ready?
I think I know what to do.
What's that?
That's definitely not a reaction, right?
This is the last battle.
It's the last one, but I'll do my best!
This is a bowling alley.
There are pins here.
Huh? Two pins aren't enough!
Huh? Can you bring me two pins?
That's not possible!
Huh?
Okay!
What's wrong with your legs, Tomihiro?
Wow! What's going on?
Are you ready?
Since you have pins on your legs,
stand like this where it's not enough.
Okay!
And we'll bowl normally from over there.
Okay!
Of course, you'll come, right?
Yes!
Will you avoid it while reacting, or will you hit it while reacting?
No, no, hitting it is impossible.
So you can't hit it while hitting it, right?
I'm not telling you to hit it sometimes.
Yes, yes.
Isn't there also a reaction of breaking bones?
If you don't have that reaction...
I'm breaking it now!
We can't know it even if you say it with your mouth, right?
Now, then, Tecchan!
Yes!
I'll go now!
Look!
Ah, he hit it!
That's good, Tecchan!
I avoided it just now!
You didn't leave it behind!
I avoided it, but there was a wall!
No, you're like your boyfriend's Sanada Hiroyuki!
Now, then, Yamazaki-san!
Yes!
I'll go now!
Yes!
Ah, he hit it!
How many times do I have to say it for you to hold your legs?
Stop it!
Today's guest has such sparkling eyes.
What's wrong with you?
Well...
I'm going home.
You shouldn't go home.
You know...
Yes.
It's tough.
What's tough?
I wonder if he's gone somewhere for a while.
You know, when you want to fly.
When you want to fly, it really happens.
It happens, doesn't it?
It happens to everyone, doesn't it?
It happens, doesn't it?
Well...
When I was on my way to work in my car...
Yes.
I went all the way to Hakone.
I did the same in Osaka.
Yes, I went to work once...
But I didn't go south.
What did you do in Osaka?
I was busy in Osaka.
So I went south.
I was driving at high speed.
Why am I going south?
I thought like that.
Why am I going south?
I thought like that.
And I saw Kobe over there.
So I went to Kobe and...
I was sitting next to the port piano.
You know...
I was sitting while looking at the sea.
Oh, the sea...
You know...
I don't know...
Isn't there anything fun?
Right?
Even if you go to borrow erotic videos, you can't work at all.
You know...
You can't do it anymore, can you?
I can't!
It's not funny at all, is it?
I don't think you made it up.
I think you made it up.
When you said "curry" in the past, it was half a laugh, didn't you?
No, it's been half a laugh since you entered the video.
It's a little half a laugh.
Hey, hey, don't laugh a little, hey!
No, really, really.
Not now.
Not now!
You look like this now.
Right?
But...
Oh, you're a pretty old man!
I know.
Yes, you're a pretty old man!
You know...
In the past...
What?
There were a few things you aimed for.
Yes, yes, there were.
If it was open...
Right?
But "curry" is a little...
I'm nervous!
I want to go home a little earlier!
Oh, the accelerator!
You know!
It's not like that now!
It's fun every day...
It's nostalgic in the past.
What are you saying?
I escaped from a young man!
What?
I escaped from a young man!
Ah, young man!
Yes...
What are you talking about? You were fighting, weren't you?
In the past...
It's nostalgic...
Hey, who is it?!
It's not you?!
It's me!
I'm not a young man!
You're talking like you're talking about yourself!
No, it's someone else's story.
You wore a wedding dress and ran away!
Who told you to run away?!
What's wrong with you?!
And you're wearing a wedding dress!
You know, you know...
You're so cool!
I've known it for a long time!
What's cool about me?!
You're cool!
Why is that?!
And ugly!
You're life is ugly!
Why?
The other day, well... it's a different show but...
On top of an 8'1" building...
Yeah, that one.
I can't stand his 5m height anymore and I'm sweating like hell.
Is he out of breath?
No, he's not. He was sleeping because he felt bad.
But until he said it out loud...
I looked up and there were a lot of people sitting at the bottom and I thought, "Wow, I'm at a high place."
I thought, "It's high up here," and I was sweating and I said, "High, high, it's really high up here."
"It's not good to be at such a high place," I said, and I started feeling sick.
And when I realized it, Kobe was still sitting there.
- That's not cool. - I really don't know.
It's like you're peeling off your mask. You've been wearing it like the last shield.
No, no, I've been saying it for a long time, but it's not good to be high up.
- Oh, and you've been standing out for being uncool lately. - Why?
- I have another one in mind. - What is it?
You weren't going up to the studio at night.
I thought you were pathetic as a partner.
"Die!" I thought.
Ah, ah, tonight, tonight.
No, I admit it.
You're dancing, but it's so stiff.
Ah, ah, ah, tonight.
What's with you?!
No, no, it's not like that!
It's because you came out like that and started talking!
Yeah!
I was already nervous!
And you know what?
Yeah!
I didn't even talk, really!
Ah, you were going to sing all of a sudden!
That's right!
After I finished singing, I was supposed to go to the commercial!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
And when I finished, you know, Sekiguchi-san started talking to me...
Yeah...
And you know, I wanted it to end quickly...
Yeah, yeah!
I kept telling him to end it, but Sekiguchi-san wouldn't let me!
I couldn't stand that, too!
Every time I was asked, "How was it?"
Three or four times, I kept saying "thank you very much"!
But even then...!
But, but, Hama-chan!
Yes, what is it?
I was singing, you know...
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...
Tonight...
What am I supposed to say?
What's the point of this?
You're always alone.
You stink.
Who told you to say that?
You stink.
You stink. You won't do it.
You're the one who said it.
No one said anything.
You won't do it.
You stink.
Hey, don't make me do it.
You stink.
Hey, wait a minute.
You stink.
Hey, come here.
What is it?
Don't you think I stink the most?
The most?
Who...
Who do you compare me with?
You're the most among all mankind.
You stink.
You die first.
So...
Who do you compare me with?
You!
What?
You say it.
You definitely stink.
No, I don't stink at all.
No, no.
I don't stink at all.
You can't win.
No, no.
You stink.
How many times have you conquered me?
You stink.
No, you really...
You stink.
No, you don't stink.
You stink.
But I'm just a smelly creature.
You're not.
You really look like...
a dead cat.
A dead cat!
It's between your fingers!
It's complicated! Let's go easy!
Don't you think about it?
It smells like a cat's here!
I've never smelled a dead cat's here!
You've smelled it before!
But why does a dead cat's here smell like this?
It smells like here!
It really stinks!
No, it's okay! It's totally okay!
No, no, no!
You think it's okay, don't you?
That's amazing!
You think so, too!
Hey, you...
It smells like it, too!
Look, I'm going to make you say it.
It's a waste of time if I say it, so just say it.
What?
How does your child know you don't like it?
Who do you say you don't like it to?!
Because it stinks!
And why...
And why did you write such a work?!
Are you still going to write it, you idiot?!
It really stinks!
It doesn't stink!
No, no, no!
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
I'm really sorry!
I'm sorry I went to the hospital!
I'm really sorry! I'm really sorry!
No, no, no!
I want to forget about it! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Maachan, it doesn't stink! I'm sorry!
My place is pretty good for using it, it's fashionable!
No, use mine, too!
It's totally fashionable!
Use it, use it!
I've already used it!
No, no, no.
This is no longer used.
No, you can use it.
Do you know why you're being beaten up by so many magazines?
No one is beating me up! I'm not being beaten up!
What?
I'm not being beaten up!
Jeez, I'm deliberately making my nose look worse.
You're lying!
Jibi Ingo said it.
Make my ears weaker!
It's because I'm from Kayotonia.
I'm from Getsuijin.
There's always a big guy chasing you.
That's right, that's right. Make sure I don't smell that much.
I'm begging you. Put your head down and beg me.
I'm really sorry.
I'm surprised.
I'm sorry.
I was surprised when you chased me for the first time.
What's wrong with you?
I was surprised!
I was really surprised when you chased me for the first time.
Why?
Because you pulled out your hair.
You pulled it all out!
It's a psychological thing!
Your neck hair is falling apart!
What? What are you saying?
Mazumosu used to be a doctor.
It was the most difficult opera.
- You know... - Hey, wait!
- What do you do? - Everything.
- What do you mean, "everything"? There's a field for everything. - Medicine, food, guns.
- There's a field for everything, like a surgeon. - I'm not one of them!
- What do you mean, "everything"? - The most difficult surgery I've ever had was... - Yes.
- A carotid artery. - Yes. - It's a carotid artery, and it hurts like hell. - Yes, yes.
- But... I want you to inject me with anesthesia. - No, you're in a different field.
- This was a difficult surgery. - It's strange that a doctor had to break a bone.
Yūha unknown swordsman
Matsumoto-san, who lightly carries his partner Hamada-san,
can you tell me what I should do to build a strong body like yours?
That's enough.
Why am I so powerful?
Yes, let's hear it.
First of all, my father was very Spartan.
Oh, is that so?
My father's influence...
Oh, yes, that's right.
Yes.
This Spartan wasn't half bad.
He was a Mungen Yoji.
No, no, Mungen...
Power and Mungen are two different things.
What do you mean?
It's different, isn't it?
There's a reason for me to go back to Yoji!
That's what you should ask!
Yes, yes, yes.
Right?
I came back to Yoji, and now I have abs.
Oh, I see.
My abs are flexing.
Yes.
This is a natural process.
Why...
are you so soft?
No, I'm not soft.
Who decided that?
No, I didn't decide it.
I just touched it.
No, no, no.
Then you're worse than me.
Oh, this is no good.
It's a mosquito net!
Oh, that was good!
Yeah, I'm like a mollusk, but you're a mollusk too, right?
No, no, no.
Oh, it feels good, doesn't it?
See?
If you eat an animal like this, you're a mollusk.
No, you're...
And I'm a mollusk.
I don't like mollusks.
Because they're hard.
No, they're not hard.
No, no, I'm letting my guard down now.
It's because you have a mole.
Why do you have a mole?
You used to work out.
I used to work out.
You did it last time, didn't you, old man?
What do you mean, "old man"?
Were you watching?
I'm gonna do it, so go home at four o'clock!
That's why you were amazing, old man.
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