AISubs v3.5
Next! Team Comparison! We don't have money, so let's pee in the Grand Prix!
You're lying again.
Is it because we don't have money?
Well, we do have money.
We have enough to fill our stomachs.
Well, today...
...people who pee a lot will receive money.
How much is it?
100,000 yen.
100,000!
If you pay for your pee, you'll get 100,000 yen.
You don't have money?
We don't.
We don't do stupid things like that.
Well, do whatever you want.
It's time for a drink to make you pee more.
I don't want to drink it. I want to drink it again.
He's telling us to pee, but we're eating chocolate.
I think I'm going to pee a lot.
Can you do it for me?
He's still angry.
He's too angry.
This is a game in which you pour your pee on the water car and the water car spins to compete for the best time.
Shall we do it in order?
It's better if you put it in there for now.
It's better to divert memories.
But it seems to be a candidate for the championship.
It's not a place you can do it if you work hard.
Let me spin it a little.
Give me strength.
Look at me.
What? It's not spinning.
It's starting to move.
You too, Nishimi.
I don't know if it's good or bad.
It's still coming out.
This is amazing.
It's still coming out.
It's stopped in the middle.
Why do you talk like that?
21
It's strong.
Here I go.
I knew you'd say that.
Oh! He's good!
Good, good.
Okay! Ah, it stopped! It stopped!
Wow!
He's good.
Good, good, good.
Oh!
Ah, it's almost over, but...
Ah, oh! You're doing it! You're doing it!
How many seconds is it now? How many seconds is it now?
Two minutes and five seconds.
Four points left.
Ah!
Ah! Coscoscos!
Ah!
You're good!
So close!
You're good, though!
You're good!
Seventeen? Seventeen?
Yeah.
Are you going?
Yeah.
"Are you going now?!" I said.
He's going for it!
Is it okay for me to decide now?
Is it okay for me to defeat you now?
Yeah, yeah!
No, but...
He's really holding back.
No way!
You're not going out?
I want you to go out now.
He's here, he's here.
You're a virgin, you bastard!
No way!
You only hit me with fire!
You're not going out at all!
No way!
You're not going out at all!
Eh?
Ah, what a shame!
Wow, you're not going out at all!
You're not going out at all!
Is it hitting you?!
It's really hitting me!
You're not going out at all!
It's zero!
Zero?!
Ah, you're not going out at all!
Not yet?
He's here, he's here!
60 seconds.
13 seconds.
Old man!
14 seconds.
15 seconds.
No way!
Are you serious?!
He's about to cry.
I wonder what's going to happen.
It's not working at all!
It's coming out, but it's not turning.
It's not working at all!
Just prove it there!
It's not working at all!
That was funny!
No, I...
It's not working at all.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
It's okay if it stays there.
It's not working at all!
It's coming out, it's coming out!
It's not turning at all!
It's turning!
No, it's not turning.
It's turning a little, but...
That's awful!
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
I'll do it.
I'm sorry, shake it for me!
Shake it for me!
Hey, I don't like it!
I don't like it at all!
It's coming out, it's coming out!
Hey, don't do it!
It stopped!
It's coming out, but it's coming back!
Are you ready, Yamai-kun? Take 21 seconds off!
I'll definitely take it off!
Here I go!
If you don't take 21 seconds off, you'll get 100,000 yen!
60 seconds!
You can't get 100,000 yen in front of me!
Here I go!
It's coming out!
Is it still coming out? Is it still coming out?
15 seconds!
Is it still coming out?
A little more!
Yamasaki! It's coming out! It's coming out!
A little more! A little more!
4 seconds left!
Just a little more!
It pooped.
It's a little earlier now.
What?
The beginning.
Oh, the beginning.
But there is a determination.
I don't have it at all, but it seems that you will be in the studio at night after this.
I don't know! I didn't say I wanted to go out!
No, it's not like that now!
No, I'm talking to you now as Matsumoto of Downtown.
He is already in the H-jungle.
You know it, Matsumoto!
I went with you.
No, you didn't go with me.
I'm not in the H-jungle!
It's hard, isn't it?
I have to hurry, but you're taking your time.
Do you cut it with that in mind?
What? What?
If I say "Let's go slowly today" and you cut it, will you do it?
I can't leave you alone like this.
Isn't it okay if you talk at your usual pace?
It's not like that! I have my own pace!
Well, I don't think it's a big deal for me to be late.
No, no, no.
Right?
No, no, no.
I haven't been late at all since I joined this year.
There's a reason for me to be late!
Even if there's a reason, I'll be late for no reason!
Why do you say that desperately?
Do you think you can come on time like that?
I don't know what you mean.
Is that what you want me to say?
There's something amazing about you.
It's 4 and a half today! You're late for about an hour and a half!
Did you come all the way down?
No, I didn't.
My wife, you know...
She left a bottle of water here.
I couldn't go in.
You're a coward!
It's not nice of you to say that to someone like me.
Did you leave a bottle of water here?
So you couldn't go in?
You're a coward!
I went somewhere one more time.
I thought I couldn't do it anymore.
So you left?
I left this building.
When I came back, it was gone.
So I thought, "Ah, okay."
So I said, "I'm leaving."
When I came back, it was gone.
How is it?
I'll watch it live.
Actually, it's already started.
It'll start in a little bit.
Of course, you'll do something for the fans of this musical instrument.
Why?!
I can only sing.
I'm not sitting where everyone else is.
Wow!
It's like Hiromi Go!
It's like iron!
Wow!
Stop it!
Why is it like this?!
There are young people who do this kind of collaboration.
I can't let them in, so I have to make another star and sing there.
It's not like you can do anything.
Like putting out your right ***** ball.
It's hard for me to put it out!
I'm not stupid!
I won't tell you to put out your left ***** ball!
Neither is important.
Neither is the same.
I know the rules!
What rules?!
What are the rules for the right ***** ball?
If it's the right ***** ball, it's unforgivable.
I know it too!
You know...
Humans...
are convenient, but not convenient.
What do you mean by "humans are convenient"?
Our bodies.
Don't you feel like you can do more?
When do you feel like that?
Humans have been living like this for a long time.
If you think about it...
It's nice, isn't it?
It would be nice to have it in your pocket, wouldn't it?
No, no, even if you wear clothes...
Wouldn't it be nice to have a little bit of coins in your chest?
Why do you need coins naked?
You need it, don't you? For example...
It would be nice to have a condom in your pocket, wouldn't it?
You know, when you're doing like this...
You can take it like this...
And it becomes like a bag, you know?
You don't like it, do you?
No, I think it would be nice.
For example, you can put a round keychain on your waist.
Why don't you put a keychain naked?
You know, you need something like this.
You don't need something like this on your face, do you?
What would you do if you got caught?
It would be really painful!
And you know...
You do like this with your thumb...
You do like this at this time...
It would be nice...
If you had something like this.
It's weak when you use it.
Do you usually hold it like this?
No, I usually hold it like this.
What is it?
I don't know that person's face!
No, this is a proper face!
You don't need it!
It's in the way!
I know! So...
As soon as you took your toothpick...
You were like...
Why did you do it automatically?
Because you thought of it!
You should put it down!
No, no!
It's like a hand!
You put it down when you want it out!
It's like a hand!
You put it down when you want it out!
You would be like...
Everyone, let's put it down!
You would say that!
So...
You know...
For example...
From tomorrow...
I will go swimming.
Why?
Well, it doesn't matter.
I will go swimming for a long time.
And I will have a girlfriend.
That girlfriend will also go swimming for a long time.
I will also go swimming for a long time.
Why is that?
Right?
Listen to me!
I know!
And we will have sex.
I don't like it.
We will have a child.
We will.
That child will also go swimming for a long time.
I said, why is that?!
And we will meet that kind of family.
Are you stupid?!
And that son and daughter will get married.
Of course, they will go swimming for a long time.
And when we have a child...
She will definitely be beautiful here.
Oh, that kind of child...
So...
I will try to have something like a pocket.
I won't!
Oh, you won't, but...
I won't, but...
My father will try to do it from tomorrow or today.
And if he tries to do it, he will marry a woman.
Hey, you!
Depending on the size of your pocket, you'll definitely be able to do it!
This is a living thing!
No, no, I think swimming is more like "maybe" but...
This is impossible!
This is impossible.
I think I want two of them.
Why?
I think it's convenient, but...
I don't think you need a man's pocket.
I don't know...
It can't be helped even if you say it like that.
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes, thank you very much.
Suddenly, Matsumoto-san, when you're having a hard time, you ride a white horse and run around the meadow.
Well, that's not true, so why don't you go next?
Why are you exposed?
Well, now that you mention it, I'm exposed.
Do you have a horse?
Well, it's not like I have one. I love animals.
For example, I don't do things like buying a horse.
So you don't own a horse?
Of course not.
I see, I see.
But, for example, when I'm in pain or sadness, a horse will come to me.
Does it come to you?
Yes, it does.
Actually, animals come to me.
When I'm depressed, they come to me.
Birds come to you?
Birds come to me.
They eat my microorganisms.
That's gross!
You're worse!
They eat my fujitsubo.
That's gross!
When animals come to me, I say, "What's wrong?"
Prince!
Who's the prince?
The prince says, "Tears don't suit you!"
Animals from all walks of life.
All sorts of animals come to me.
But you didn't say that before.
You said, "Pee!" and stuff like that.
They come to me, but this is a hall.
They don't come in from anywhere.
That's a butterfly, right?
Yes.
Cattle come to me when I'm sad.
When I'm angry, fish come to me.
When you're angry, fish come to you?
Yes.
That's terrible.
You're terrible!
You're terrible yourself!
Why do you look at your pants and throw your socks?
I'm excited.
That's not the answer.
It's not? Why is that?
Well, you can't sit down!
But you're right about that.
You and I are right about that.
Shut up.
You're right about that.
That was good.
You know, whether it was good or bad is something you say when you're a geisha.
No, it's not.
It's always good and always beautiful.
It's not like that.
You don't know what you were talking about before.
No, it's not like that.
If you're mad, Gyormi will come.
It's not like that.
No one is trustworthy.
I'm in a bad mood.
What's wrong with you?
I'll show you my tattoos.
No!
Why don't you show me your tattoos?
Because I'm in a bad mood.
What?
You know, anger is a kind of power.
And animals are very sensitive to such things.
When there's a disaster, animals make noise.
Right?
It's the same thing.
What happens to me is...
Earth!
Earth is weird!
Earth is weird.
Earth is weird!
But you said "everyone" just now.
I didn't say that!
If you're mad, Gyormi will come.
I see.
It's not like you.
You're weird.
Your skin is weird.
It's getting old.
Why do sea turtles cry when there's a disaster?
You're shedding tears.
Yes, yes.
It must hurt.
Does it hurt for you to cry?
You must be moved.
Oh, you're crying like you're giving birth to a baby.
I am, I am.
But, you know, even if you're giving birth to a sea turtle, there's only a few of them, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm giving birth to an egg now, but...
It's a mess!
Well, I feel like you understand.
Right?
Then I'll answer you.
No, why?!
No, you're wrong!
You think you only cry when you're sad, don't you?
No, that's not true.
I cry when I'm moved.
When you're moved...
Then let's think about why you cry.
When you're sad...
Yes.
When you're in pain...
Yes.
When you're depressed...
Yes.
And when you don't go the way you want...
Yes.
And when you're really depressed...
They're all the same!
May I?
Yes.
There are many kinds of tears.
Of course.
And you say that these tears are moved.
Tears of sadness.
No, I mean both sadness and emotion.
But you say they're different, don't you?
I do say they're different.
Oh, you do?
Yes.
These tears are moved.
Yes.
Um...
I think you should think about it for a little longer.
Um...
You know...
There are female cylinders and experimental tools.
Why are you crying?!
You're supposed to answer like that, but why are there female cylinders?!
Well, let's not talk about it like that.
Yes.
What do you think?
That's not what I said.
Ah, yes, of course.
But what is it?
What is it?
What are you?
What is it?
I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't know!
Please tell me.
Ah, yes, yes.
It's not like you're crying out of emotion.
It's not like you're crying out of sadness.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's right.
Of course.
Then why are you crying?
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, of course, there are various theories and theories.
The theory that you think is most correct now is not so.
Ah, is that so?
What do you mean?
Well, first of all, old man!
You think this sea turtle is a female, don't you?
No, I'm just wondering if you cry when it's active.
Actually, I didn't say it recently, but I'm an old man.
You're a man, right? You can't have children, right?
Yes.
If you get pregnant all of a sudden and become an old man...
you'll cry, right?
It's not like I'll cry, but I'll cry!
Right?!
That's how it is!
Ah, I did it!