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Ladies and Gentlemen!
Thank you very much.
Mr. Amado.
Yes, yes, yes.
Today we have a special guest.
Usually we have 30 minutes, but how many minutes do we have today?
Two hours.
Two hours?
Usually we have a little more special guests, don't we?
That's right, that's right. We have guests sitting in the back.
That's right.
Not at all. It's as usual.
Customers are also dirty.
Dirty.
Is it 1.5 times dirtier than usual?
It's dirtier than usual.
Usually you know the moment they come out, don't you?
Yes.
You know, "Wow!"
Right?
Yes.
You know how it feels.
I know.
How was it today?
Today, well, well, well...
I think the guests who came out today were...
Look, we're 190cm and 180cm taller than we thought we would be.
Oh, taller than we thought we would be!
Oh, you mean we're bigger than we saw on TV!
Is that what you meant?
That's what we meant.
Yes, that's what we thought.
Well, well, well...
Oh, that's right.
I see.
Today is a special, so...
Yes, yes.
Today we'll play a penalty game.
I lost to Kouhaku before.
Yes, yes.
You thought we wouldn't do it again, didn't you?
Yes, yes.
Because of last year's craze.
I think the viewers thought we wouldn't do it again.
Yes, yes.
But today is a special, so...
I was surprised by that penalty game.
Was it me?
What's with that northern sword pose?
What?
Go somewhere safe and tell me you're already dead.
"Gaki no Kutai Araende" Special!
Chikichiki! Goho Mazumoto! Ahou Gakaku Ahou Matato!
Oekaki Dojou! Bunkanrinhen!
Director, I did it once.
Everyone was so disgusted by your poor acting that they didn't want to do it again.
Today, we'll have guests join in and watch.
Today we're doing "cultural people" episode.
Cultural people.
Usually...
Ah, you're smart.
You're wonderful.
Usually, smart people feel like they know everything.
Well, we'll see how you do it.
Let's go.
Tonight's guests, please come in!
Amazing.
It's so quiet.
Wow, Wajima-san, you came in so cleanly.
Everyone, let me introduce you.
First, from this side...
Angel commentator, Shiota Maro-san!
Next, from this side...
Talent commentator, Yamaguchi Mie-san!
Next, from this side...
Former Japanese TV announcer, Kobayashi Kago-san!
Next, from this side...
Waseda University professor, Otsuki Yoshiko-san!
Student rapporteur, Nagajima Keigo-san!
Next, from this side...
Waseda University professor, Egyptian researcher, Yoshimura Sakuji-san!
Next, from this side...
Bio-recovery research researcher...
Famous and well-known...
Hiromi Ichida-san!
And last...
Former world champion in boxing...
Koichi Wajima-san!
Wajima-san, can I come in?
What is it?
Wajima-san, what about your drawings?
Drawings?
Yes, yes, yes.
Drawings?
I like looking at them, but...
What about you, Maro-o?
Do you draw?
Maro-o, do you draw?
Do you usually draw?
I draw a lot of trees, but...
I haven't drawn a lot of pictures.
Now, everyone...
Each of you has a sketchbook in your hands.
Here is the first topic!
Doraemon...
Everyone, please welcome Doraemon!
I'm pretty confident about this.
Huh? Something's missing.
I'm sure I can do this!
I don't know about this.
I'm serious, I'm serious.
Everyone, don't get your hopes up.
It's perfect.
Really, really, really.
Doraemon said it's perfect!
This is... OK.
OK!
Then...
Let's start from this side.
Otsuki! Otsuki! Otsuki!
What is this?!
Isn't this a monster?!
It's like...
It's coming out of nowhere.
It's getting interesting.
Kano-chan!
It's Oba-kyu!
Oba-kyu?
Then...
That's not it.
Please show us.
OK, Mie-san!
It's the closest I've ever seen it.
Well...
Why does it look like Fuji?!
OK, Iza-san!
I don't know about this.
What is that?!
I've heard of an Oba-kyu before.
Doraemon said it's perfect!
It's Oba-kyu!
Doraem... Dozaemon?
Doraemon!
What are you going to do in a swimming competition?!
OK, Fujino-san!
Oba-kyu...
What is this?!
I don't know about this.
Isn't it a condom?!
As expected of Goho Matsumoto,
there are things you can't say.
Well...
This is it.
Wow!
You're a fool.
No, I'm not a fool!
It looks exactly like it!
No, no, no...
See?!
Um...
I want you to wear it!
Well...
For now...
Let's say it's warming up.
The next topic is...
This one!
Cow...
OK, everyone!
Please draw a cow!
(Laughter)
First of all, let's look at Gahak's cow.
(Laughter)
It hasn't come out yet.
But is it OK?
Oh, it's OK.
Oh, is it OK?
The face is like this?
Yes, yes, yes.
(Laughter)
Is it OK?
Yes.
Oh, it's good, isn't it?
It's good.
It's good weather, but I don't know.
(Laughter)
Now, Mr. Yojima.
Oh.
(Laughter)
Hey!
(Laughter)
It's good weather, but I don't know.
Where?
I don't know.
(Laughter)
It's like a disease.
(Laughter)
It's similar, isn't it?
Right?
The idea is similar.
Oh!
(Laughter)
I can't stand it.
(Laughter)
No, no, no.
(Laughter)
I'll make you laugh, really.
No, no, no.
It's like a cow.
No, it's not a cow.
(Laughter)
It's a chimpira.
(Laughter)
Mr. Kano.
Yes.
Oh!
Great.
Yes, Ms. Miyu.
Yes.
(Laughter)
Cow.
(Laughter)
I can't say anything.
(Laughter)
The idea is poor.
Everyone is a standing cow.
Yes, everyone is a standing cow.
Yes.
Oh!
Great.
(Laughter)
Now, let's look at the bugger guffaw.
(Laughter)
No, no.
Are you serious?
No, no.
If you paint it black like this, you can do it.
(Laughter)
I forgot to paint it.
No, no.
This is a cat.
What are you, an old man?
(Laughter)
This is...
Is this Maro-chan?
Yes.
Well...
Shota-san, let me say it.
This is a high point.
That's good.
I understand.
(Music)
Next topic, please.
(Music)
What?
Angel.
Angel?
Angel.
Oh, I see.
But it's beautiful, isn't it?
I don't think it's bad.
I see. It's calm.
Well, it's okay, isn't it?
Yes, Mie-san.
You added something just now!
I didn't add anything!
You didn't, did you?
I didn't!
Yes, Mie-san.
She wasn't an angel, though.
Yes.
Dinosaur.
Why are you riding a spider?!
It's hard to fly in a plane.
You know, riding a spider.
I see.
And the fireball is leading you.
How about the details?
I drew the whole thing, but the face is messed up.
It's like a child's picture.
I drew both of them.
Oh, I see.
This one is good.
Oh, I see.
This one is good.
Thank you.
You're so mean!
You're worse than me!
That's an insect!
It's not you!
It's you!
Mie-san, who's going to pay for this?
It's completely different, isn't it?
No, it's not like me.
Only the bowl is similar.
The bowl?!
I'm good at this!
Then let's say you're stupid.
Yes.
You're good!
Who's going to pay for this?
You're so mean!
But you know, with this much money, I can buy a house and have money.
Then why are you wearing a gown?
(Singing)
Well, there's no one like you.
You're good.
(Laughing)
You're good.
(Laughing)
What?
You're still good, even in this state of affairs.
(Laughing)
You're so mean!
Which "me" are you drawing?
(Laughing)
Ms. Tsuchiya.
I made a little mistake.
(Laughing)
Ah, but it's a dish.
It's good.
It's a dish.
You're good.
It's really good.
You're emitting light.
(Laughing)
OK, last question, please!
(Singing)
Sphinx!
(Singing)
OK, this is interesting.
Mr. Yoshimura, if you don't write good words, you won't be allowed to do this.
I'll be tested again.
(Laughing)
I'll be tested again.
Mr. Yoshimura, what's wrong with you?
(Laughing)
OK, is it OK?
Well, I don't think I'm done making fun of you yet.
But it's useless to continue.
(Laughing)
OK!
(Laughing)
OK!
Well, let's start with Mano.
OK.
I don't know.
(Laughing)
It's a mess!
Sphinx is in the middle.
Well...
OK, let's see Ms. Mie.
I can't think of anything.
Something like this?
(Laughing)
Sphinx!
Don't say it!
I know!
(Laughing)
But this is...
Well, it's OK, isn't it?
OK, Mr. Kano.
Oh!
I see!
OK, Mr. Nagai.
Good night!
Good night to you, too!
I don't want to show you what I did in the first half of the play, but...
What's that?
It's a little difficult.
The dialogue is a little...
The dialogue is not very good.
OK, Mr. Nagai.
Ah! This is it!
Let me take off my glasses and start with you, Ms. Ichida.
I'm really embarrassed this time.
No, it's okay.
The person next to you is a mess.
Scary!
Oh, I was surprised!
It's a mess!
Isn't that a soap opera?
Welcome!
But this old man...
Let me see you for a moment.
What do you think of this?
This is the hand that ruled the world!
This is already a low grade, isn't it?
It's amazing!
Now, let's look at the professor.
I'm a female professor, but...
Um...
You're a bad teacher!
It's not that I'm bad at it, it's my personality.
Is it your personality?
Yes, for example, my nose is crooked, my hair is messy, my eyes are swollen...
But you haven't expressed it well!
Um...
Let's look at this picture.
I'd like you to say "no comment".
Then, please look at the picture.
What do you think of it?
It's disgusting!
Who said your waist is crooked?
What do you think of it?
Hama-chan's CD "Matcha Yaki Mochi"
You're amazing, aren't you?
What are you talking about?
It's my first time seeing you get first place!
Thank you very much!
I can't reach it with my hands anymore!
Oh, this is it again!
No, it's not!
Who would sing such a song?
I know, right?
Well, you know...
When I went to the store...
The staff told me it wasn't there.
It's sold out.
But you can't say that yourself.
No, no...
The reason I said that is...
I checked it myself...
The other day, I went to Okinawa for a drama special.
I also do dramas.
I can't reach it with my hands anymore!
Listen to me!
When I went to Okinawa...
Wake up!
Wait...
Where are you going?
When I went to Okinawa...
Kiss...
Why would I kiss my partner?
When I went to Okinawa...
It was sold out!
I know it's not there!
Should I go there?
It was sold out.
The store manager was an old man.
He probably didn't know it was me.
Excuse me...
Yes...
I was a little upset.
Is there an H-genre CD?
Ah...
I don't have one anymore.
Oh, you don't?
Oh, you're right!
I don't know when it's sold out.
Oh, you don't?
I don't know why it's sold out!
But that's a happy thing!
My younger brother was cleaning up the CD here.
When he heard it, he looked at me and said, "Oh!"
My brother was laughing at me.
Because I was getting scolded by my uncle.
I don't know why my uncle scolds me like that!
But that's...
That's why I felt it now.
I'm not going to Okinawa!
As a member of A.G. Jamoon...
That's true!
As a member of A.G. Jamoon...
But seriously, please don't make fun of me.
I'm serious!
That's not for me to decide!
No, no!
You can say that!
That's for the younger ones!
No, no!
Whether the younger ones decide it or not...
No, this is...
Wait a minute!
You're ugly!
That's all you say!
You...
Seriously, I'm begging you!
Just say it!
You're making me mad!
I was trying so hard to hold back and you were like "be"...
You...
Don't talk about money anymore...
You!
So don't talk about money like that anymore!
Lend me some!
Rent me a house!
Why?
Why is that?
So...
I want you to make up for it.
Why would I make up for it?
You know, record money...
I've spent it all.
That's right!
Even if you say it like that...
It's not like I'm making it up for it myself.
It's all you, Komura-san.
You don't have to say it like that.
You're pretty good at it, aren't you?
I'm pretty good at it too.
Seriously, you're from a great era.
That blue song of yours.
But it's a little too much!
It's easier to remember!
I'm really sorry about that.
I didn't know it would turn out like this.
I was just a little worked up about it.
I'm really sorry about that for you musicians.
Are there people who bought it?
There aren't any.
Come on, let's buy it!
Oh, there's one ugly one right now.
I don't care about that!
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter.
You're rude!
You're a racist!
It's hot, isn't it?
It's hot! It's very, very hot!
It's very, very hot!
It's really hot.
I haven't slept enough.
Oh, is that so?
My body is especially hot.
You know, it's annoying now.
At the end of the election.
I couldn't sleep.
Oh, really?
Can you sleep now?
I wake up right away for things like that.
It's not like that around my house.
I can't sleep.
I definitely sleep with my earphones on lately.
I sleep a little.
You know, when you set up something and do nothing,
and then it goes "psshh"
That's... you know...
What?
Some kind of phenomenon.
No, it's not that big of a phenomenon,
but it goes "psshh" and the refrigerator goes "mmmm"
Hey, you!
Once you start the engine...
It's getting faster and faster.
I thought I was going to sleep yesterday
but I couldn't sleep until morning.
But even so, if you put your earphones on and you can't sleep,
you just go "sounds like a game"
I put my earphones on but I can't hear you.
I heard you clearly, I just heard "sounds like a game."
About three times.
Every time you come...
Every time you come, it's three times.
As we were setting up,
the time went by...
You're right.
Why do you say like this?
It's cold.
What are you doing?
Finally, the top battle of solitude bands.
Macchan VS Yoshiko Mita.
You're amazing only in the back.
No, no, no.
Umm...
No, nothing.
Then...
You may have money,
but you have muscles.
But you don't say like "Give me my money back."
No, you don't.
You don't care about your money.
No, I don't.
Isn't it weird now?
No, it's not.
It's not?
Oh, you're like this.
No, I don't have muscles,
No, it's because you don't have much money.
Why is that?
I don't have much money.
I don't want you to waste your money.
That's why I'm making money.
You have a lot of money.
Are you stupid?
I see.
I don't have much money.
You don't?
You don't, do you?
No, I don't!
I'm telling you, you do!
You don't have much?
Do you want that much money?
No, but...
No, I'm serious, I'm serious.
Look at me.
You want a lot of money, don't you?
I told you to look at me, didn't I?
You want a lot of money, don't you?
Why?
You're disgusting!
You'll pay for this!
You pervert!
- Please... - I'm begging you...
- Don't trouble me like this. - I'm begging you...
It's really bad.
What's bad about it?
This month...
I'm in a pinch.
What kind of life are you living?
How much do you spend a month?
No, no, I don't spend much.
I don't have much money left.
I've been cut off and cut off.
Don't say nonsense.
No, no, I'm serious.
You've been cut off and cut off.
So?
That's enough.
I don't spend much.
No, you...
You know, you're doing a lot of dirty things.
You know, you're snacking.
I'm not snacking!
Don't say it like it's dirty!
You're dyeing your hair.
No, I'm not!
You're spitting.
Why am I spitting?
No, I'm not.
You're wearing red clothes.
No, I'm not!
Don't say it like that.
You've been cut off and cut off.
You know, I'm 16 years old.
You're lying!
You're 16 years old?
Just say it!
That's how it is.
Are you stupid?
Not emotionally.
It's not emotionally bad.
You've been cut off and cut off.
I'm sick or something.
I don't know what to do.
Have you been hospitalized or something like that?
No, I haven't.
Seriously, promise me this in front of the TV.
That your CD sales will be great.
But I have nothing to do with it!
No, you have nothing to do with it.
No, you're the one who's holding it.
That's why I'm not saying it.
You're desperate.
You want money!
No, I don't need it.
I don't need it.
You don't need it!
But you...
You...
What?
This CD's money...
I did it as a downturn.
This is...
This is a failure!
I say like this...
Then, people around me...
Crying...
Why?
No, no, no...
To that beauty...
To your beauty...
Everyone is crying...
And the next day...
They come out...
"Hama-chan...
Your partner is heavy..."
They come out...
What?
You're only focused on that kind of thing?
No, no...
I'm saying you should do that kind of thing...
It's not convincing...
Yes...
Well, please do it like that...
You...
Anyway...
You know...
In March...
You know...
You cut it off, right?
What do you mean "cut it off"?
Right?
It's serious!
I don't want you to get angry...
This is serious...
Yes, it's serious...
In which month of May did you cut it off?
What?
Which one is it?
I cut it off in May...
You cut it off in June...
Be clear, you idiot!
Well, well...
Let's say you cut it off in May...
Yes, let's say you cut it off in May...
It's number one...
What?
But...
It's number one...
But...
You know...
It's...
It's number one...
The amount you cut it off...
That means...
Even if you cut it off...
As much as number one...
You cut it off...
There's no way...
You cut it off...
There's no way...
You cut it off...
No, no... No matter how much you shave, you can't fix your torn underwear.
That's why...
You can't even take a shit anymore.
Even if you do, even if you do...
Even if you do it while crying...
You can't take a shit anymore!
Can I throw it away?
No, but...
Can I throw it away?
No, but...
Why?
There's no way!
That's why...
No, everyone thinks I'm living an amazing life.
They think so.
They think I'm living an amazing life.
They think so.
They say "Yah, yah, yah!"
"Nothing else?" "Puuuuuuu!"
Puuuuuu!
Nothing else?
No, really, really.
That's how you think of me?
No, I don't think so.
"C-class, C-class!" Like that.
That's how you think of me?
What's that?
No, no, I don't know, but...
What's that?
No, that's how you think of me?
No, no, I don't know, but...
When I get home, I'll put this on.
Why?!
You'll feel better when you get home.
I'm really really thirsty.
I open the fridge and there's nothing in it.
Then you go buy something.
That's all I think of.
I'm so thirsty.
Do you want some tea?
Thank you for the meal.
That's not how you say it!
What did you eat?
I didn't eat anything.
It's really like that.
I want you to understand me.
It's like that.
It's like that, but...
Can I say something?
Give me some privileges.
You can say that.
That's right!
If I get caught in a traffic jam...
Let me go first!
You can say that.
I don't want to be like a married couple anymore!
I don't think I can go because of them!
What? Married couple?
Say that again!
That's kind of humble of you!
For them...
Get out of my way!
You know how I feel when I say I don't want to get caught in a traffic jam, right?
Huh? Did I just make a joke?
Finally, the long-awaited...
Ama-chan's worst punishment game!
Instead of the usual writing...
I'd like you to...
ask me questions.
I'd like you to solve them.
Is that so?
Well, it seems...
that's what you want me to do.
Before that...
Could you come out for a moment?
What?
Please!
One of our guests...
really wants to come out!
Here he is!
Please!
Please sing for us!
Wow!
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
When I opened my mouth and hid my nose, my grandmother came up again!
Akiko! Akiko will definitely die!
Thank you for inviting me!
I didn't know at all! I didn't ask you!
When my turn came up, I got hot, too!
It's hot! It's hot!
Today, I want to give you something.
Here you are!
Well...
Let's make it like a handkerchief!
Where is it?
I can't see it!
You'll know what it is soon, so turn it over!
Oh, this is good!
Yes!
This is good!
I don't need it anymore, so I'll give it to you!
If you're born in '93, you don't usually wear a pair of mittens.
Oh, is that so?
If you're born in '94, you probably...
I don't know about that! I don't know about that!
Oh, is that so?
I like you.
This is going to happen soon.
If you could give me a pat on the back...
No, of course not! But you made a lot of money this year, didn't you?
No, of course not!
You drank a lot of rum, didn't you?
This place is fun, isn't it?
Yes, it is. That's the only thing I'm looking forward to this year.
If you're born in '93, you should take it with you.
If you do, I'll be able to...
You don't have to say it again.
But if you're born in '91, can I have some money?
No, of course not!
I'm preparing to call you.
Oh, that's good! Please call me!
Yes, of course! Congratulations!
But you're making more money than us!
That's not true!
You don't make as much as we do...
But it's cheap!
That's right!
You're lying!
If you sell one of these, how much will you get?
You're lying!
That's why the set is like this!
You're lying!
If you sell one of these, you'll get millions of dollars!
If you do that, I won't do anything!
We always call you "Gacchan" when we come in here!
It's always different!
Today...
I'm proud of this show...
I'm very proud of it...
Let's cut it out!
What's wrong with this show?
I'm in this show with Gacchan...
It's great, isn't it?
That's why...
Even at home...
What's this? A musical instrument?
That's right!
Even at home...
We have children!
I'm proud of it!
Do you watch it together at home?
Sometimes...
But...
Don't you always have a cold?
Do you have a cold?
I don't have a cold at all!
Why is that?
Don't you always have a cold?
I always have a cold!
I'm worried about you!
You're so quiet!
Is that so?
You're sweating!
It's too hot!
It's rare for you...
It's too hot!
Were you surprised?
I was surprised!
I was just talking about money...
And you came out of nowhere...
Did you say anything bad about me?
No, I didn't!
You're crazy!
You're just like her!
Really?
We were just talking about money...
You were surprised when I said I did something bad, weren't you?
What?
It's not like you at all!
Why are you fighting?
What are you talking about?
Are you going to do it?
You're just going to do it, aren't you?
Do something!
Do what?
Do something!
How old is your daughter?
What?
How old is your daughter?
Oh, you scared me. I thought you asked me about my age.
I didn't say anything.
How old is your daughter?
I'm not her daughter. I'm her son.
Oh, you're her son.
Yes, I am.
She's 20 years old and she's 15 years old.
She's so cute.
You don't know her, do you?
You know, we went somewhere far away and did something in the rain, didn't we?
Yes, we did.
For 24 hours.
You said you wanted to join us.
You said you wanted to see it.
That's what you said.
You're not very smart.
I'm sorry about that.
But in the end we quit.
Oh, you quit.
But we watched it together on TV.
Oh, I see.
And we danced.
Yes, we did.
Oh, you scared me.
How do you remember all that mess?
Of course I do.
You were so young back then.
It was months ago.
Would you like to dance with us?
I'm weak.
Let's think of something new and have Mita dance for us.
No, I really can't do it.
Oh, you can't?
I can't do it.
This is a great opportunity for you.
This is how you use your hands.
Of course.
What is this?
Like this?
You look like an old woman.
You have to lower your waist.
I can't do this.
What is it? Lower it like this.
Like this?
Lower it like this.
I can't do it.
That's why you have to lower it higher.
You can do it yourself.
No!
You can do it yourself.
Let's not do it.
I can't do it with just this.
What is it?
Didn't you like dancing?
I like things like this.
Right?
I do it a lot.
What is it?
Your hands are turning backwards.
Didn't you like dancing in the past?
I can't do it.
I really can't do it.
You all are amazing.
The audience is amazing, too.
Oh, you do it together in the end.
That's right.
You are amazing.
If you have a chance, please do it again.
I see.
Will you do it again?
Of course.
Please let me do it again.
It's sad, but...
Oh, I see.
No, no.
Thank you very much.
How did you do it?
I can't do it at all.
Come here!
Oh, you are good!
You are good!
You are good at flying!
Right?
I always watched you dancing.
Well, goodbye.
Oh, thank you.
Goodbye.
Thank you for your performance.
(Applause)
Well, everyone, the middle came out as "I", so I thought it was "I" again and hit it here a little.
That's right!
The old white-and-black confrontation!
- I don't know yet. - No, no, no!
Both teams predict victory for the white team!
In the game, they challenged for a mission sword!
A magnificent victory for Hamada!
Hamada's white team becomes Matsumoto's red team!
And then, December 31st of their fate...
The result of their confrontation is about to be revealed!
While the baseball match is heating up...
The two players are worried about where the confrontation will end up!
While the game is not over yet...
They rush into the waiting room!
We did it!
Matsumoto's team wins!
Hamada's team loses!
The penalty game is decided!
And then, March 1st...
The time of fear has finally arrived!
In the usual meeting room of students and staff...
- Good work! - Good work!
He's late!
- Ah! There he is! - There he is!
- There he is!
I think you did a good job, too.
- What? - Right? - Yes.
- I think you did a good job, too. - What did you say?
Did you think I would win?
Yes, I thought so, but...
Are you reading the flow of time?
Well, I didn't say it because I thought about it that much...
Are you reading it?
Well, I didn't read it because I lost.
Ah, well...
Well, if you didn't...
Hey! Call me!
See you!
- Do you have anything to say to Deamond? - Yes, Deamond.
- Yes. - Do you want me to tell you about the office?
Is it dangerous at home?
- Is it dangerous at home? - It's dangerous.
- Itadakimasu! - Itadakimasu!
Hey, you can't say that in front of the manager.
I can't say it, but I'll say it!
I got it.
I'll give it to Mr. Sakamoto.
Hey!
Hey, you can't say that in front of the manager!
Take it away!
You can't say it in front of the manager!
Go to New York and get a pen from Mr. Sakamoto!
Penalty game! Mr. Sakamoto goes to New York to get a pen!
Immediately after, Hamada is forced to go to the airport.
Penalty game! He goes to build an airplane.
Then, he goes abroad again.
12 hours on one way.
It's the beginning of a harsh journey.
This is how it is in New York.
After finishing his job, he goes on a business trip abroad.
Duet!
Famous producer Suga Matsumoto is Hamada's secret collaborator!
What are you doing?
Are you off today?
Yes.
I'm going to New York for a week and then I'm going to Bahama.
What are you doing?
What are you doing? It's my penalty game!
I heard you.
You know it, don't you?
You're so cool.
Once they're ready, the journey to New York begins!
After 15 hours of flight, Hamada finally lands at JFK International Airport in Japan, where only Hamada and Masato have landed in the U.S.
I'm here.
This sucks. I'm so tired.
Hamada rushes to the Sakamoto Tag Team for the first time in his life.
Why did I lose?
Do you know what's going on in the world?
Of course I do!
You're so...
Finally, Hamada arrives in Manhattan, the center of world economy and culture, and heads for Sakamoto's apartment.
No, it's not. It's the standard place.
Am I in a hurry?
You're not in a hurry.
What?
You're not in a hurry.
Where are you going?
This is the standard place.
Where the hell am I?
Manhattan's symbol, the Empire State Building.
Hamada is forced into a dead-end on a dead-end road.
It's cold.
Wow, it's cold.
It's cold, but the scenery is great.
It's amazing.
Let's take a picture.
What?
Let's take a picture.
A picture?
Hold this.
Why?
You look like a maid.
Here you are.
Let me have it.
You look so bad.
Let me have it.
Besides, you can also buy souvenir coins you don't want.
I see.
Thank you.
Let's go home.
See you.
Let's go skating next year.
Skating?
Yes, skating.
Winter's New York specialty, Rockefeller Center Skatering.
Let's go skating.
They want to go home as soon as possible.
However, producer Suga's selfish strategy leads them to tourist attractions.
Next stop, Times Square.
Let's not go today.
Let's go tomorrow.
No, we don't have much time.
Let's go hot dogs.
Hot dogs?
Let's eat.
Hello.
It's not the time for them to eat hot dogs.
They may be irritated, but...
Let's eat.
Don't film me.
Let me have it.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Many artists live in East Village.
It's been 21 hours since they left Tokyo.
Finally, they arrive at the apartment where Ryuichi Sakamoto lives.
Do you live here?
Yes.
Do you know him?
No, I don't know him.
I don't know him.
You don't know him, do you?
No.
Finally, they reunite with Ryuichi Sakamoto.
Professor! Professor!
I'm back.
That's...
What?
Masoudo's...
No, no, I forgot.
Masoudo's...
What's with that attitude?
I came all the way from far away. What's with that attitude?
Oh, is that so?
Ouch!
Drawing a big line from his right hand, he hands him a warm mechanical pencil.
His hard work pays off.
Hey! Hey, Sakamoto!
Come on, Sakamoto!
Get out of here!
Let's go.
Let's go, Allen. Don't give me that attitude. I'm going home.
Let's go home.
Let's talk for a bit, Allen.
Damn it.
But you know...
What?
I'm sorry, but this is all I can do for you.
Cutter!
It's cold. It's cold.
Let's go to the airport.
Airport? Oh, I'm going with Cutter.
You're good at driving.
You know, I'm on vacation, so I can say I'm okay.
Oh, come on!
See you!
This is the worst!
See you, Ramchow!
And Matsumoto heads to Matsu, Japan!
- Second time. - Second time.
- Was it your first time? - Yes.
- Ah! - He can't speak.
- Ah! - Ah!
- I know you're in a meeting! - Ah, yes, yes, yes.
- This one, this one, this one. - Ah, finally.
- I know you're in a meeting! - Matsumoto, but...
- You're always in my way.
- But it's over now, so it's fine. - It's over now, so it's fine.
- It was really cold. - Yes, it was.
- In the night... - Ah!
- You don't have an eraser! - Huh?
- What's going on? - Wait a minute, wait a minute.
- What do you mean you don't have an eraser? What do you mean?
- No, I don't really care about that. I just want to bring it.
- Wait a minute. - I can't bring it.
- You're drinking alcohol. - I know!
- It was a birthday party for me to go. It was really hard.
- Hello? - Ah, hello?
- Yes? - Hello?
- Are you in class?
- Yes, I am. - Ah, good morning.
- Good morning. - I'm Matsumoto.
- Ah, hello, hello. - Ah, hello, hello.
- I just noticed... - Yes?
- You don't have an eraser.
- Ah... I left it behind.
- You left it behind? - Do you have it?
- It's not a game.
- It's right here. - Do you have it?
Do you want me to go and get it for you?
Hama-chan goes to New York again to get an eraser for his punishment game.
After returning Hama-chan, he flies back to New York again.
Manhattan, New York.
Nostalgic streets welcome Hama-chan.
I don't want you to welcome me.
Is this a hospital?
Manhattan, New York.
Huh? Wait, wait, wait! Stop! Stop!
Is that Suga-chan?
Stop putting me in this situation!
Ah, it hurts!
I don't want to go back to the standard place!
Take it!
Why are you here?
What?
If you go back, you'll be told to get a rubber band and come back.
What?
I won't go back to the standard place!
Let's go together.
Don't come here every day!
What are you hiding from me?
Take it!
I won't go.
For now, I'm mad!
Producer Suga and his nostalgic reunion!
They visit Times Square for the first time in two days!
Why are you here?
I told you to go back!
I won't go back!
What?
I won't go back!
Take it!
You!
Yes?
I told you to go back!
What's wrong with you?
You haven't said anything in a while!
It's been a while since you came to New York, right?
It's okay for me to stand here, but can you get out of here?
Excuse me, do you know where you can buy things?
Buy things?
Of course!
I haven't bought anything since I saw you the other day!
That's enough!
Just buy things!
Hey, go out with me!
Why?
That's enough!
Seriously, go out with me!
Fifth street of New York.
A shopping mecca where world-class boutiques line up.
They're dragged around again by the traffic jams of Suga.
And they have luggage!
It's been two days since they've been to East Village.
It's been 59 hours since they first left Japan.
The grand penalty game has finally come to an end.
This is a penalty game, right?
I lost, so I don't care.
What is this?!
This is unfair!
I won't pray.
When will you pray?!
It's finally the reunion of Sakamoto and Ryuichi for the first time in 38 hours!
Oh, professor!
You're wearing makeup.
You're late.
I'm not late!
Wait a minute!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Did you come here on purpose?
What did you say?!
The professor drew a big line from his hand, and the warm eraser was given away.
The penalty game is a success!
That's enough.
I already got it.
This is what happens to people who win a Grammy Award.
All right, I'm going to compose a song tomorrow.
Let's go.
I'll compose a song for you and see you again at the Grammy Awards.
Let's go.
See you!
And Matsumoto is waiting for him in Japan.
Is this it?!
Yeah, this is it.
You should have checked it out from the beginning!
It's finally happening!
I want a shrimp too!
No, not this one!
I'm sorry!
Here we go!
Go ahead!
What?
Go ahead and eat the shrimp!
Give it back!
The next day...
You should have gone for the shrimp!
Why?!
That's how customers react!
Oh, you're going for the shrimp again?
Come on!
I can't take it in New York anymore!
I heard it's really tough!
It's really tough!
Most of them aren't even sleeping!
They're not sleeping! It's a daily routine!
If you don't do it for me, I've done something similar before!
What are you talking about?!
I've already decided what you're going for.
Oh, you have?
What is it?
Umm...
Go to the North Pole!
It will be cool mint gum.
Penguin!
Will you sell it properly after you get it?
Will you sell it?
Limited production.
Well...
When we went there, we got on the plane like this, right?
And Abekko was sitting in the back.
And the woman said...
Give me your autograph.
And I said... "No, thank you."
And we traveled for a long time.
I'll take it off now, so please wait a minute.
"What?" she said.
And she took off her bra...
On the plane.
She took off her bra...
And said... "Here you are."
It's cold, isn't it?
No, it's warm.
Hey!
And I gave my warm bra to her.
Don't smell it. Don't smell it.
Oh, I see.
And...
On the plane back...
Yes.
I didn't eat anything.
I was so tired.
You couldn't eat?
I didn't care about the food on board.
I just wanted to sleep.
I slept for a long time...
And in the second half of the flight...
A group of foreign Russians who spoke only Japanese came up to me and said...
You haven't eaten anything, have you?
"No." I said.
When you go abroad, you shouldn't eat so much.
You're mistaken for a drug dealer, aren't you?
Yes, yes.
I haven't eaten anything, and I'm just staying at home.
If I eat something, it will be digested, and all the medicine will turn into sweets,
so I put in some plastic or medicine and swallow it,
and it seems like I'm going back to Japan.
I haven't eaten anything at all and I've been sleeping all the time,
but other foreigners seem to be looking at me like this every time they pass by me.
"That's not true, is it?" I said.
Of course it is!
Well, I didn't carry it.
Now, let's do some questions.
All right.
How are you, Hamachan and Matchan in downtown?
It's been a while.
I'm always looking forward to this show.
I'm one of the fans of this show,
so I hope you'll continue doing this show for a long, long time.
All right, now,
when you touch something,
there's a static electricity that pops up, right?
How do you prevent that static electricity?
I've always wondered about it,
and I'd like to prevent it,
but what should I do to prevent it?
Why are you talking like an idiot?
I see.
It's always like this.
Huh?
You can't prevent it,
that smelly thing and the lid.
Stop it, idiot!
But you can't pop it, can you?
I can't,
but you can do it right away.
That's a good way to prevent it.
I'm sorry for hitting you,
but...
that brings back memories.
What do you do with static electricity?
It's quiet weather.
I see.
Wait, you didn't know that, did you?
I knew it, idiot.
Before you say 'I see',
I say 'I see',
okay?
It's friction heat.
Okay.
What's 'okay'?
It's friction heat.
Okay.
What's 'okay'?
Say it!
It's friction heat.
I'll sing with all my might!
It's friction heat!
Say it.
Okay.
It's called friction heat.
Friction heat.
Yes.
This is the culprit of static electricity.
By removing this friction heat, static electricity will go out of this world.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay? Walk and see. Walk and see.
You shouldn't be able to walk, really!
Then, I'll show you how to walk without friction heat.
Please tell me.
That's it. Do you understand?
Yes.
If you walk like that...
If you walk like this...
It might be fun.
No one walks like that.
It might look easy.
No, it doesn't.
But...
There's a lot of static electricity.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay?
You have to do something about it.
Is there a way to walk like that?
Walk so you don't touch the floor.
What?!
Yes, yes, yes.
Come here!
There's sweets, too!
I'm sorry.
Walk so you don't touch the floor or get friction heat.
You really look like an idiot!
No, you're an idiot!
Walk like this so you don't get friction heat.
Okay?
What is this?!
This has nothing to do with it!
You can't leave your hands and feet!
What?!
You can't leave your hands and feet!
I can't?!
What? What? What?
Does it have to be the same movement?
Yes.
If you do it like this, the static electricity will never go off.
It won't go off.
Yes.
But you don't like it, do you?
Yes.
So let's really stop it.
Are you going to stop it?
Zipro, Liont - sponsored by Holland.
Let's go to the next one.
Hello, everyone in Edentown.
It's been a while.
I'm Koike from the board of directors.
By the way, there are many problems with various countries that surround Japan.
There are trade problems with Japan and the United States, and problems with China.
There are also problems with refugees in Africa.
But now, the hottest topic in parliament is "but".
Now, I'd like you to tell me what you think about this "but" problem.
What do you mean "but"?
"But" - K-e-d-o.
Do you know it?
"Do you know it?" That's superstitious!
What is it?
It's something that takes me in.
In parliament?
Yes, it's "k-e-d-o".
Huh? What does "but" mean?
You should cut your back hair from now on.
Cut my back hair? Is this cutting my back hair?
You should know a lot of things.
Of course.
But you don't know?
No.
Oh, I see.
May I?
Yes.
"Ozonso".
Again?
How many times do I have to say it?
What is "ozonso"?
What is it?
No, I'm asking you.
No, I don't know. Teacher, please teach me.
"Ozonso" is...
Ah...
I'm sorry.
"Ozonso" is fine.
Is it fine?
Yes, yes.
What are you thinking about?
What?
At that time!
Why are you making fun of me now?
No, it's "but".
I'm saying "but" now.
Please teach me.
I know.
I'm sorry.
You!
Yes.
In that case...
Pay attention!
Yes.
Don't say weird things like that!
It's "but"!
"But"!
You know, these things are all possible.
K-E-D-O.
If you think about it, you'll understand.
Do you understand?
No, I don't.
"K". What does "k" stand for?
Isn't that what you're asking?
North America.
Are you all right?
"E". What does "e" stand for?
England.
Are you all right?
"D". What does "d" stand for?
Germany.
Next is Australia.
Leave it to me.
OK.
And the last one?
Australia.
OK.
Giraffe.
Why do you say it suddenly?
Giraffe.
What about E?
E is...
....dolphin.
Yes.
Very interesting.
Do you know what you are talking about?
And how about D?
D is...
....dog.
Yes.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait a second!
Why do you say "choco dake"?
Wait a second!
I have something to ask you.
What is "choco dake"?
Does "choco dake" mean "choco" in English?
Me?
Not me.
Did you say "choco dake" or what?
Well, just a little bit.
Not a little bit.
What is it?
K is a giraffe, right?
K is a giraffe.
D is a dolphin, right?
Dolphin, right?
I didn't know that.
D is a dog.
Just a little bit, right?
Right, right, right.
And O is...
Right, right, right.
It's Ochi.
O is...
Leave it to me.
And O is...
Australia.
I should have done it first.
I should have done it before this.
Let's do it properly.
Well...
K is a bad guy!
What kind of line is that?
K is...
K is a bad guy!
And E is...
E...
E is a bad guy!
D...
What's up with you?!
That's enough.
O...
What?!
Why are you so angry?
You can't even write it.
But even if you don't bite me, I won't get angry!
Jimmy, Jimmy!
Stop it!
Even if you ask me so many questions, I won't get angry!
Jimmy...
That's enough!
Let's move on.
Good evening.
My name is Azuma Chizuru.
I have hay fever.
It's a little painful today.
Recently, I've been becoming more and more like an adult woman.
I've been called an adult for a long time now.
So, when you think you're an adult woman, what do you think?
Well, when you look at a woman and think you're an adult woman...
You, you...
What do you think?
Sometimes you ask me, "Are you an old man?"
Well, see you later!
What are you talking about?
When you think you're an adult woman, what do you think?
You know, men grow up step by step.
Yes, yes.
Little by little.
Women grow up suddenly.
At once.
It was normal until last Friday!
That's because...
That's because something happened!
Oh, is that so?
What do you think when you look at a woman?
What if you get hay fever?
What's that?
Oh, this is OK.
Why is it OK?
Because it smells bad?
Yes, yes.
Oh, gross!
What's that? Is it bad?
If you get hay fever, does it smell bad?
Since I was 35, I thought it was strange.
What's that? What does it smell like?
Like a beast?
Well, it's been like that. It's always like a beast.
But, you know, I'm really OK.
There's nothing smelly about me. Seriously.
Huh?
What about you? Do you have as much as the amount of curry?
What are you talking about?
This part smells bad. This part.
Your back smells bad, doesn't it?
What are you talking about? Wait a minute.
Don't say that. Your back smells bad.
My back doesn't smell that bad.
It smells like an elephant.
It doesn't smell like that.
It smells like an elephant.
Seriously, my legs and my armpits don't smell bad.
I don't stink at all.
Look at me. I feel good.
I feel the same way.
No, no, I feel better.
No, I feel better.
You don't get it. I feel better.
You don't feel that good, do you?
No, I feel really good right now.
I feel really good.
I feel better.
The adventurer, Matsumoto, risks his life to escape the bomb.
One day in March...
Hamada and his staff are summoned by Matsumoto.
At that time, they hadn't heard Matsumoto's determination yet.
Matsumoto came there, making them feel anxious.
It's cold. What's wrong?
I'm sorry to say this in front of you, but...
Recently, I've been...
I feel like I'm out of place.
But that doesn't mean...
I'm not inspired at all.
Inspired...
What do you mean?
Of course it's like that.
And...
I don't know what to say...
I've become...
I think it's very bad.
I think I've put aside...
The current criminal politics.
I think I've put it aside further.
And...
Certainly it's dangerous...
But...
I thought I would do some action.
And you saw it.
He is different.
That's what I wanted to do.
I'll give you an example.
I have a car ready.
I get in the car.
I see a helicopter next to me.
I pull up the car with the helicopter.
The helicopter goes up to a considerable height.
I can't accept that alone.
I don't like it.
So I pull up the helicopter and drop it down.
I hit the car and drop it down.
That alone is still painful.
As you can see over there, I have a tank ready.
And I'm told to do it.
I think I'll be beaten with all my heart.
But I have to do it.
I have to break it.
I've been thinking about it for a while.
But I want you to know that you shouldn't be reckless.
If you do that, my sleeping instinct will...
Your sleeping instinct?
Shut up!
What do you mean?
What do you want me to do?
Are you stupid?
Which university do you go to?
Me? I go to Kyoto State University of Foreign Studies.
I don't know you!
Hitoshi Matsumoto.
A man who has overcome many obstacles at a young age of 31 years old.
His trained physique and sharpened mental strength...
...can only be fully demonstrated when driven into extreme conditions.
Today, Matsumoto will take on his biggest and last challenge of the century.
I'll do it.
I don't want to run away.
I can make a loop with a chain.
I can also weld.
Have you done this before?
No, this is my first time.
The last time I did it, the car was black.
Who did the welding for you?
Who did you think was welding?
There was someone around me.
Say it in a louder voice.
There was someone around me.
What?
What are you talking about?
There was someone around me.
Idiot!
Finally, Matsumoto gets in the car.
How are you?
I don't know. I don't even drive.
Look over there and take it.
It's not good.
The car is chained up.
It's impossible to escape.
In addition, the car's door is welded to the inside of the car.
Matsumoto's expression has changed.
Is he worried?
Or is he scared?
What's wrong?
What's wrong with the helicopter?
Excuse me.
Helicopter, please.
Wait a minute.
When the helicopter calms down, the engine starts.
The car weighs 1.5 tons.
Even lifting it up is extremely dangerous work.
I'm scared.
At this moment, Matsumoto's tension reached its limit.
The helicopter that took off continues hovering in the super low air, and approaches Matsumoto's car.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
And the helicopter...
Slowly, little by little, it begins to rise.
Will Matsumoto be rewarded for his success?
It is finally Matsumoto's biggest and ultimate challenge of the century.
There is quite a shock when you break it.
No, it has not risen much.
It has risen considerably.
No, look at it.
Let's drop it and pick it up, OK?
Look at it, everyone! Look at it closely!
Look at it from 5 seconds ago!
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Come on!
Wow!
It's going! It's going!
Hey!
This is bad, isn't it?
It's bad! It's bad!
Is it okay?
Is the signboard over?
Should we go see it?
The car is really bad!
That's why I didn't do much.
I don't know anything like this.
If we get hurt, will it be our fault?
But this is really...
- Hey! - Are you okay?
- Wait up! - Wait up!
- No, it's not over yet. - It's not over yet.
- We did it! - We did it!
- I didn't think it would last that long! - We did it!
Sora, you surprised me!
Sora, we did it!
Basho! Are you trying to inspire me?
What?
- I'm glad you did that. - I know, right?
- Your hair was the only thing in the way. - Right.
- Your face was a little bit damaged. - That's all. I'm glad.
- It's still bleeding. - It's still bleeding.
- Huh? - Huh?
- It's coming back. - It's coming back.
- What did you do? - I'm glad you're telling me!
Are you serious?
- I'm glad you're telling me! - I'm glad you're telling me!
Good evening. I am President Miyai of Jodan Electric.
My dream is...
Well, it's only just begun...
I have a dream of going to space.
Please tell me about your dream!
- Well, it's only just begun... - Right.
- Even now, I'm not sure what year it is. - Right.
- I think it's coming out now. - He wants to go to space.
- It's the same as me. - Huh?
- I want to go to space. - Oh, you want to go to space.
- I want to go to space. - Why is that?
In my case... Miyai said he wanted to go to space...
But in my case, I want to go to space again.
- Huh? - Huh?
- Have you been to space in the past? - Yes, I have.
- I want to go to space like I did back then. - When was that?
- That was... - That was when I was in first year of high school.
- When you were in first year of high school? - When I was in first year of high school.
- How old were you? - One year old.
- By yourself? - By myself.
- By yourself?! - By myself.
- When I was in first year of high school, I was a beginner. - Beginner?!
- Huh?
- What does "beginner" mean? - Don't you know what "beginner" means?
- No, I'm talking about "beginner". - What you're saying is...
- Don't you know what "beginner" means? - Begin... You...
- Huh? - I said "beginner", didn't I? I said "beginner".
- Don't you know what "beginner" means? - I don't know.
- You really don't know what "beginner" means?! - I don't know.
- Just say it already. - No, why?!
- I don't know it, but you're not talking about it! - You should have told me!
- Don't say that! I'm talking about the universe! - That's for later!
- Don't you know what "beginner" means? - Yes, yes.
- First of all... - Geez... You don't know what "beginner" means?
- You're an idiot! - Sorry!
- Watch out for me! - Yes.
- Why are you... - Don't end it!
- Don't you know what "beginner" means? - No, I don't know what "beginner" means.
- I'm talking about the universe. - OK.
- Right? - Yes.
- When I was a beginner... - No!
- When I was a beginner...
- Yes. - Right?
- There are many things at home. - Yes.
- Have you ever left home thinking "I don't like it anymore"? - No, I haven't.
- Oh, you haven't?! - No.
- I have. - Yes, yes.
- And then I went out.
- Where did you go? - To space.
- So you went to space from home? - I went to space from home.
- How did you go there? - I went there by meeting people!
- Did you say "meet"? - I said "meet"!
- How did you say "meet"? - Well, first of all, there is a way of saying it...
meet
Hey you!
Hey, do you have a rainbow?
Can I say it?
When you look up like this, you want to go to space, don't you?
You can go there, I'm sure of it!
Your mouth is open!
I don't know what you're talking about! I didn't say "space"!
What are you talking about?
I'm the one who wants to say it!
What are you talking about?
You've been like this for a while now.
You...
Do you have a wardrobe at home?
Of course we do.
Wardrobe.
You have a wardrobe, right?
You open it like this, right?
And you close it like this.
You go inside and...
Yes.
And you come out like this.
That's space.
Yes.
Sawada finally attacks Matsumoto's hidden secret!
Before, when we were talking about kids...
You never waved goodbye in the end.
I see.
You said it, right?
Yes, I did.
You always say...
At the end of a TV show...
Goodbye! See you next week!
Why do you say that?
Do you want fans?
Why do you wave goodbye like that?
I'm not waving goodbye!
I'm just saying goodbye!
No, you can't do that.
I'm not that kind of man.
But you do it sometimes, right?
No, I don't.
No, you do.
No, I've never waved goodbye in a TV show.
No, you do it sometimes, right?
But you do it sometimes for a reason, right?
No, I don't!
No, you don't!
Sawada finally attacks Matsumoto's hidden secret!
You say it, but...
No, I don't.
You really don't?
No, I definitely don't.
That's weird...
You know...
When I'm working on a TV show...
...another person is watching their own show.
So you want me to watch your VTR?
Evaluation VTR
Next time, look forward to "Part 5"!
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Let's do it!
Hey!
Hey! Hey! What's this?
It's selling like hotcakes!
What's this? It's the last one and it's selling like hotcakes!
Look, it's from last year.
You know...
Shouldn't we say why we did it?
There's no reason or anything.
We didn't consciously say goodbye.
That's why we did it, right?
Our bodies were like this because we were told goodbye, right?
You know...
When you're drunk...
When you're drunk and you're mad...
You can't do anything.
Dantan, where do you feel a woman's sex appeal?
It's always in my head.
When I think about it, I'm still in my fifties or sixties.
All I can think of is girls.
So I'm always conscious of what I want to say to that girl.
I don't know if I can stay young like that.
It's like a neutral blue charm.
I love it.
Words and gestures.
Where do you feel a woman's sex appeal?
I hope you can refer to it.
Where do you feel a woman's sex appeal?
Can I say it for real?
Yes, you can.
You might think I'm a pervert, but...
Before you say it, if people know you're on this show,
they'll want you to be emotional or do your best, right?
That's over and done with.
When there's a little something about a beautiful woman,
I get really excited.
For example?
For example, she's a very beautiful woman,
but she's a pervert.
She's a pervert!
Yes, you're right.
But even if you say it,
there's something like that in the middle of your face.
Yes, there is.
Doesn't it get you really excited?
You're like this, "foo," "faaa," "foo," "faaa," you're like that.
Yes.
It's like, it's really...
Oh, you don't know? Wow, I want you to know this!
It's really exciting.
I think there is a possibility of it making you hate it, right?
It can happen, it can happen.
It can happen, but it makes you feel excited again.
For example, you're eating dinner somewhere.
You're having a chat with someone.
"Wow, he's having a chat with someone. That's not funny! Ha ha!" you think, right?
"Hey, don't be rude," you say, and you're like, "foo, foo," "foo," "foo," "foo," "foo," "foo," "foo," "foo," "foo," "foo"
Yes, you're just this stupid woman.
You go into the bathroom, right?
And as you leave the bathroom, you run out of nose hair.
"Whoa!" "She took my nose hair!!!"
Damn it!!!
No way.
It's so beautiful, but when you do this, it looks like shaving foam.
That's a very good excuse.
No, I don't like it.
Why? Isn't it amazing?
It's already coming out.
I wonder if I can control it like this or if it will run.
That part.
I wonder if it will pick up radio waves there.
If you fix it, you'll be in trouble.
So it's tough if you cut it off, right?
I really want you to cut it off.
Isn't it?
I know, I know.
I want you to cut it off, but you shouldn't.
But I want you to cut it off.
It's like that.
That beautiful thing with scars is what excites me the most.
But it wasn't like that in the past.
Like what?
In the past, when we were talking together, we would just stop and get annoyed.
When I said "stop" to a fly, it would say "poop" and fill up with flies.
When I said "fly", it would say "oh, it's poop" and stop.
When I said "fly", it was funny.
When I said "fly", it would say "oh, it's poop" and stop.
I know that.
So it's like treating it like poop.
Oh, it's poop
You've said it a lot, haven't you?
It's poop
You've said it a lot, haven't you?
The guy with the money is different.
Nice to meet you. I'm Punch Sato.
I have a question.
I got the nickname "Punch Sato" because I used to wear punch perms.
I wore punch perms because when I was in my 20s,
even when I went out to drink or go to a pink store,
I was often asked by hostesses if students were allowed to come to places like this.
That's why I wore punch perms.
What do you think?
What did you do to not be looked down upon?
That happens a lot.
Anyone can think of it.
That's right.
I wasn't often looked down upon.
I was always looked down upon.
I wasn't afraid of it. I didn't feel bad about it.
No, no, you didn't feel bad about it.
I didn't say it because I didn't feel good about it.
No, no, no. Everyone was looking down upon me.
I didn't feel bad about it.
No, no, no, I didn't feel bad about it.
Everyone was looking down upon me.
When I was in high school, students' uniforms were piled up, you know?
My chest was open and my chest was sticking out.
What?
And I was like this.
And you said it.
Yes, yes. And I was like this.
Now, I'd like to give you a wonderful present.
This time, I came to New York for a punishment game.
I'd like to give you a variety of items I used for the game.
First of all, this ugly cap that says "I love you" on it.
And I'm wearing this hat.
What is it? I don't know.
This is shining. It shines at night.
And this bra.
And when I climbed up Empire State Building, I found this.
It stinks! It stinks!
But I have four of them.
And look at this.
I didn't buy it.
A stranger gave it to me and said, "Shimei! Shimei!"
This necktie. A vest!
I'd like to give you this as a reward.
And this cap that says "I'd like you to be the only Sakamoto in the world."
I'd like you to wear this, too.
Write down what you want and send it to me!
Please help me. Thank you for your time.
It's me. Does anyone know me?
Thank you!