AISubs v3.5
It's going to accumulate, isn't it?
Good morning.
Mr. Okamoto is very angry and is telling me to call him right away.
Is Mr. Okamoto angry?
No, I don't know, but not only Mr. Hammer and Mr. Matsumoto, but all the staff are telling me to call them.
What?
You're not old enough to get angry.
Yeah.
It's been a long time since you got angry.
No, I'm really angry, so please bring me now.
Are you that angry?
Yes.
Are you really angry?
I'm really, really angry.
Have you done something bad to her?
What's wrong with you?
Anyway, I'm sorry.
Are you that angry?
Excuse me.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
I'm sorry.
I'm scared of her.
I'm sorry, but I'm going soon.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
(funky music)
- Over there? - Yes.
- There's another one over there.
- But we're almost there.
- Why is it like this?
- Yes.
- We're back!
- Is it here? - Yes.
- I wish we were home.
- Damn it!
- I'm so frustrated!
- It's like this...
- Jimmys! - Yes?
- Is it really here? - Yes.
- Should we go up?
- I don't get it.
- It's high!
Is this Okamoto?
It's coming this way
It's standing somewhere big
Come on!
It's telling me to come on
Come on over here
What?
Come on over here
What did you say?
What are you doing?
Are you mad?
Wait for me!
I'm coming!
It's coming!
What's going on?
It's coming
You're late
You told me to come
Why are you wearing high heels?
Sorry
Don't touch the watch
Don't you know why I'm mad?
Why?
Don't you know?
I don't know
Why are you angry?
Because it's cold
Why?
Saito
Otomo
Amadaki
You're being too hard on me
You know
Oh, I forgot that
What are you doing?
Let's go home
Hey, wait!
What's this number?
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
It's the number of guests you can get from viewership.
You're wrong.
It's not guests.
What's wrong?
What's wrong with a cat?
What's wrong with you?
Hey, you two!
You...
What's wrong with you?
Why can't I do bungee jumping?
What?
Why can't I do bungee jumping?
Why do you want me to do bungee jumping?
Bungee jumping?
Don't you want to get a number?
You mean...
you wanted to do bungee jumping?
That's right.
You've been saying it with your eyes since you were young.
Don't you know it?
Get ready for it.
Get ready for bungee jumping!
Yes, yes.
We'll do it.
I'm cold, too.
I want to go home early.
Isn't it reverse bungee jumping?
What's that?
It's the one that goes up.
Why is it reversed?
Is it okay?
I don't know about that.
For now, this is the only thing I can do.
Why don't you try it?
I'll try it.
Let me do it.
This staff...
This is their first time doing bungee jumping.
Are you doing it by hand?
Are you okay?
Do you want a camera?
You have a CCD, don't you? Why don't you take my face?
Do you want one of those?
Of course I do! Didn't you take my number?
Do you want one of those?
Huh? I don't think I have one of those.
Oh, you're laughing.
Of course I do! What are you looking at?
Okay, anyway...
Do whatever you want.
Huh?
Three!
Two!
One! Go!
That's so cool!
It's shaking!
Mr. Hong!
How was it?
What's up?
I'm hot. My brain is burning.
I've been saying this for a long time.
I've been thinking about it for a long time.
I feel sorry for the cat.
Stop it! Stop it!
Three, two, one, go!
Mr. Kogamon!
You're crazy, Mr. Kogamon!
You've got guts!
Mr. Kogamon!
Mr. Kogamon, it's been tough for me for the third time.
I'll stop you for sure!
Mr. Kogamon, I won't do it for the third time.
You're so easygoing, Mr. Kogamon!
But this time for sure...
Mr. Kogamon!
Three, two, one, go!
You're so easygoing, Mr. Kogamon!
Mr. Kogamon, we're going home now!
Thank you for your hard work!
I'll talk next!
Hello.
Do you have a hay fever or something?
Oh, you're saying something, aren't you?
Since yesterday.
Yes.
I think so.
Yes, yes, yes.
My ears are really itchy right now.
Your ears are itchy?!
It's really itchy from my nose to my ears, so I really want to itch like this right now!
Oh, really?
I thought you had a hay fever.
It would have been great if you didn't have a hay fever!
Well, there are a lot of things, but...
No, no, continue.
I want to hear you continue.
No, but...
Everyone is like that.
There's usually...
Weak people usually don't do things like this, right?
For example, what do you mean?
Um...
So, Matsumoto Health Law...
Oh! If you did that, you'd be fine!
It's not like that, you know?
What is it?!
Let's spread it!
Matsumoto Health Law...
Oh! If you did that, you'd be fine!
W-well, of course!
Of course!
Of course. Let's do that properly.
Yes, yes, yes.
But, you know, if I tell you this on TV for free...
What will happen to me?
I've finally realized what I did last month.
What are you talking about?! You don't have much history!
That's history! Don't laugh!
I'm not laughing!
Tell me how you take a bath.
That should be enough.
Well, um...
Like this...
Can you not open the door of the bath?
It's like a house button.
I got it!
Wait!
I'll open the door of the bath.
Don't you take off your clothes?
Sorry, sorry.
I'm sorry.
If you don't take off your clothes, why do you open the door of the bath?
That's enough!
But I'm doing this to say it.
Do you want me to say it naked at that time?
Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I understand, I understand.
I'm sorry about this.
Right?
Then let's go.
Can you not open the door of the bath?
I understand!
That's enough!
Do it properly!
Are you okay with the source of the bath?
Do it properly!
I'll do it properly.
Okay, okay.
Okay, I did it.
I opened it.
I did it.
Ah, you did it.
I did it.
Yes, I did it.
Yes, yes.
Come here!
I'll go out for a moment.
Yes, I closed it.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's right now, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
I did it, I did it.
Yes.
I opened it.
Eh?
Don't you take off your clothes?!
Hurry up and say it!
I did it, I did it, I did it.
I took it off, I took it off.
Don't you take off your bra?!
What bra?!
I don't know.
It was a bra, wasn't it?
It was a bra.
On that day...
Let me put it in.
It's a little hot.
You've gone a little crazy.
Well, the setting wasn't good.
You should have done it properly.
I should have done it properly.
Really?
I can't help it, so I'll add a little water.
Add a little water.
At this time, it was already a little bra.
It was already bra.
I can't help it.
But it's cold.
It's cold.
But I can't help it.
Yes, yes, yes.
While doing this...
I added water.
What? What? What?
No, I added water evenly.
I added water.
Don't you flush?
You're dirty.
You're...
You're full of dirt.
It was bad.
Stop it. Stop it.
Well, it's about...
It's about...
There are many strange points.
What about Masumoto Kenkoho?
Let me tell you about Masumoto Kenkoho first.
Before you go to the bath,
Before you go to the bath, rinse yourself.
Ri... rinse?
I'm wearing something.
Let's wear a lot of rinse.
Let's wear a lot of rince.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay?
Then you go back to the living room one time.
Ta-dah!
- Yes, yes, yes. - It will. - No, no, it's fine, it's fine.
- Is it okay? - Then I'll play some of my favorite videos.
- No, no, get in already! You're already sticky! Get in already! - Oh, is that so?
- No, this is important. - Oh, is that so?
- I'll leave you some time. - I'll leave you some time.
- Then for about two hours... - Two hours?!
- Then I'll go watch some special show. - What special show?
- Well, it's the special show season. - Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- And then for the first time... - You can go in for the first time here.
- What? - You can go in.
- In the bathroom? - You can go in the bathroom.
- Yes, I just went in. - Is it okay up to here? - Yes, it's okay.
- Is it okay up to here? - Yes. - Then I'll grab a chain and...
You can't pull it out!
It's here.
If you were hot water, what would you do?
What do you mean?
What?
You're out of water!
I'm finally out of water!
If you were hot water, you'd think so!
- If you were hot water, you'd think so! - But...
- You'd be washed away! - You'd be washed away!
- If you were hot water, you wouldn't be able to stand it! - That's right, that's right.
This is what happens afterwards.
- Do you take it out? - I do. I take it all out.
- You take it all out? - And...
I get tired.
- Even though you don't have it? - Up to my neck.
Even though you don't have it?!
Where does it go up to your neck?!
So I get tired like this in a pot with nothing in it!
- Oh, up to here, right? - That's right, that's right.
And then I take a red drop of hot water and...
I stare at it.
- You stare at the red drop of hot water. - I stare at it for ten minutes.
- You stare at it for ten minutes?! - I stare at it for ten minutes.
- Ten minutes, right? - Yeah.
- With this, it's all okay! - Did you kill it?
Huh? Did you drink it up?
No one believes you.
- No, I don't believe you. - You've been wearing contact lenses for two hours.
You saw it on TV, right? You think you've been fooled, so you want to try it?
No, I definitely won't do it! You've been wearing contact lenses for two hours!
You can't watch TV!
- You can see the lenses, right? - Stop it!
- You can see the lenses, right? - Yeah.
You have to wear them!
- No, no, no, no! - If you do, you'll see it on TV, right?
You'll see the lenses...
- It only hurts! - You think you've been fooled, so you want to try it!
- I won't do it! - Because you'll be fooled!
I won't do it!
Why are you so cute, Hamada-san?
The first time I saw you was when you were in elementary school.
Sorry, I shouldn't advertise you like this, but you're in my CD right now.
Oh, was it?
So it was when you were five or six years old.
That was the first time I saw you.
Right?
At the time, I thought you were such a cute kid.
Are you kidding me?
I've been listening to you since you were in kindergarten.
You're such a cute kid.
I told you not to say stupid things.
You're cute!
I'm cuter!
Did you think so?
Of course I did!
I've always been told you're cute.
With your curly hair.
I've always been told you're cute.
But no, it's not like that.
There are really cute kids out there.
Idiot, you'll never lose!
I thought so!
When I saw you at the entrance ceremony of elementary school...
Your face...
What is it? You were born with it, weren't you?
Let's not look at it.
Also, this laughing face...
It's worth tens of thousands of dollars, isn't it?
Give it back!
You! Pay for it!
Is that what you're hearing?
What are you doing?
Isn't it a hand like a cotton bud?!
When you brush your teeth, what should you do with your hand that doesn't have a toothbrush?
I brush my teeth in the bath.
Oh, you brush your teeth.
I sit like this and take a shower.
I don't know why, but I put my hand in the shower.
What is it? You're eating again, aren't you?
Oh, it's this!
You're disgusting!
Matsumoto-san, when it's the weekend, you ride a carriage and go out in public.
Please tell me about the famous English gentleman's game.
You ride a carriage and go to a society on weekends, don't you?
Only English gentlemen gather.
You have nothing to do with it!
You're obviously Japanese!
I'm not an English gentleman, but everyone says, "He's an English gentleman."
What are you talking about?!
It's annoying!
Everyone says, "He's an English gentleman."
That's how it is.
Shall we try it?
- Can you do it right away? - Yes, I can.
You win.
You win by reversal.
I don't know the criteria.
Oh, really? Can I?
Yes, yes.
Two points. You win.
I don't know.
Let me explain.
What do you mean you don't know?
First of all, I did like this.
"How about it?" I said.
I said it.
Recently...
Then you did like this.
I did like this.
"I'm doing my best!" I said.
Even with this, you lost.
Why did you do that?
I just did it properly.
Tell me how to ride a spider.
Do you know?
You can't ride it, can you?
What's wrong with riding a spider?
Please say it.
Please say it!
What's wrong with riding a spider?
It doesn't make sense.
Why is that?
Let me say it louder.
What's wrong with riding a spider?
It doesn't make sense.
What's wrong with riding a spider?
What's wrong with riding a spider?"
You can't even cry.
It depends on what you say.
Just say it!
Okay.
That's right. Don't forget what you just said!
Okay.
Got it?
Yes.
All right. It's all right now. Let's give him a big hand!
Thank you!
Just say it!
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