AISubs v3.5
Entertainers, come and join us for the Sochang Cup Grand Prix!
Now, the guests who came here today are lucky!
The guests! Please come in!
Now, let me introduce you again!
First of all, Mr. Otake Makoto!
I have to do it properly, you know.
I can't do everything you expect me to do.
What are you talking about?
I have to eat this world for five more years.
Five years? Why?
Someone like you...
That's enough!
Someone like you...
Stop right there!
Mr. Santai!
Don't underestimate the police!
Now, next to me is Mr. Kano Tenmei, who has returned!
That's a bad impression!
You don't like it, do you?
The fact that you're one of these three...
Oh, you don't like it?
But you're the most decent one!
You're a criminal, aren't you?
So, you know...
That's not a compliment!
The first problem is...
THIS ONE!
YOU'RE SPRAYING BLACK SPRAY ON YOUR HEAD!
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE ON TELEVISION IF YOU DON'T SPRAY BLACK SPRAY ON YOUR HEAD, ARE YOU?!
You know, read it more normally.
Your way of speaking makes me feel like I'm going to do something terrible.
- Well, what should I do? - Let's go. Please return to the clip. Go ahead!
You're basically bald, aren't you?
My tongue is shaking, you know.
You're in trouble, aren't you?
You're not going to be on television if you don't spray black spray on your head, are you?!
You know, people nowadays don't know who you are.
- That's right. - Yes, especially in Kanto.
I've been next to this person.
In a beige suit, in front of a make-up salon.
This person came up to me and sprayed black spray on me in a beige suit.
Stop doing things like that!
Well, what should I do?
Huh? Someone broke in!
No, wait a minute, everyone!
"Broke in" or "Sprayed"?
Um...
That's not it, is it?!
Well, well, this is already a mistake, so I'll just say it.
This is Hamamura-ji.
If it's a mistake, you should say it!
It's a mistake!
- No, it's... - It's a shame!
- You're so bold! - It's a shame!
- It's a shame!
- It's a shame that you got sprayed!
Oh, please!
What are you doing!
Is it alright?
- This is dangerous. - It's alright.
That's a fact everybody knows.
We were so helpless.
Let's start with Otake-san!
Here's Otake-san!
Bang!
Himeyamaki!
That was bad!
What do you mean it was bad!
What did you write about our work?
You wrote it!
- If you did that, you would've gotten into trouble! - No, no!
If you look at some of the information, Kishi-san is doing it like "kashikasha".
And then something in his chest went up and down.
When Kishi-san pushed himself in like that.
You know, in western dramas, when the wind blows like "byuuu",
it's like a stinger like "kurukurukuru".
That's right!
And then "paah" and you think "ah, something is coming", and it's like a stinger like "kashikasha",
and then Kishi-san didn't do anything.
No, no.
Eh, wait a minute, wait a minute!
No, no.
That means there's nothing?
I said it for the sake of the photo session's honor, but there's nothing like that!
And then I asked Kishi-san about it, and when I went to his house to play,
he said "there's a lot of them!"
And in the room, if you want to use a fan, you have to push yourself in like "kurukurukuru".
There's nothing like that!
I told you!
There's nothing like that!
I asked you!
Shut up!
Then, Tenmei-san, what did you say?
I think this is pretty normal.
Yes!
I see. Now, Matsumoto-san.
Well, since it's me, I'll only say this.
This is, um, you know...
Um... I see...
When I went to the autumn auction...
He was at the bottom of the stairs and I looked from above and...
Look! It's amazing!
It's like a billiard board number 8.
Tamori
Toshi-chan, Tenmei-san, Tamori, Tamori...
Ishida Junichi...
Tamura Masaharu...
There's something going on...
Toshi-chan...
Tetsu Hirohi-san...
Moriwaki Kenji...
Toshi-chan...
Moriwaki Kenji...
He's got a seaweed-like head...
The next question is this one!
No one in your room has seen it!
You dumbass!
What the hell are you talking about?
Please read it.
This is it, right?
The person who released it until now?
No, no, it has nothing to do with it.
In short, you haven't seen it?
I haven't seen it.
Well, of course I've seen it.
I don't want to see it, but...
That's kind of sneaky.
I think it's a little precious.
This...
Francois de Moresa.
I don't want to see it! I mean...
You...
You like foreigners, don't you...
John Shepherd.
No one's asked you, you know...
Helen!
I don't like foreigners!
Okay, let's go!
Um... Mako-chan.
Wait, why are you hiding your mouth?
Is that a TV?
Okay, Teme-san!
I'd like to do it here, but...
Tanaka Makiko.
Isn't that fine?
No, no, I'd like to do it, but I'm kind of a top show, so...
I'll do it here.
Okay, lastly, Wadao-san!
Good job!
Matsuda Suiko.
Downtown's Macchan.
I didn't want to guess this one!
The third question is...
This one!
You look different than when you debuted!
You look different!
You're obviously different!
It's no use being friends with you!
What is that?
Alright, please show us!
You haven't changed at all!
You've changed!
Have I changed?
If you've changed, you've changed!
Hey, wait up!
What is this?!
I'm really sorry!
Alright, please show us!
This is...
This is the worst one you can think of!
Mako-chan, you haven't changed at all!
No, I haven't changed!
You haven't changed!
I was really shocked!
That's simply because you've been active for a long time!
No, this is too much!
After I debuted, you've changed again!
My daughter has become crazy!
Alright, Mako-chan!
We don't need an applause!
I've chosen this one, right?
Yes!
Mazuo-san!
Yamasaki Sennin!
Hama-chan, Hama-chan, Hama-chan!
Don't you think your lips are getting thinner?
Thank you.
What are you doing with Hama-chan?
Her hair is a mess.
Why?
It's broken.
She had long hair in the past.
It's been a while.
That's all.
But you can see her stitches.
I won't say much about this hair.
I'll cut it anyway.
She had long hair in the past.
I won't say much about this hair.
The last question is...
F***ing hell!
I'm leaving.
Thank you very much.
Which one of you is S or M?
I'm S.
No, S is...
Let's go with S.
Which one of you is S?
If you beat me up like this, you'll think I'm stupid, right?
Yeah, yeah, well...
What?!
No, I know that!
But if you beat me up like this, I'll think you're stupid.
No, that's not it.
If I say something like this, I don't know if you'll get me wrong, but...
I want you to be a little nervous.
Today...
I...
Kai...
I want you to be a little nervous!
I can see your throat!
This is... but...
This is... well...
No, you can put on your glasses.
I...
This is... really...
What are you doing?
What are you doing with your glasses?
This is... well...
I'm not saying this to make you laugh, but...
I definitely won't!
You know, a long time ago, I...
Don't say that.
There's nothing there!
Do you think I have a habit of saying "that day, that day"?
I don't know if it's a habit or not, but there's nothing there!
Hey! Leave me alone!
No, I'm curious! In the middle of the conversation!
So you can think of me as wearing glasses, right?
Okay, I'll do that. Sorry, I can't continue talking.
Hoji's hope!
Don't shoot me!
I can't do that!
When I went to the hospital a long time ago, they put their fingers in my buttocks.
Japan!
Yes.
You know?
They raised my legs and put their fingers in my buttocks!
I hate it so much!
It hurts and it's embarrassing.
I'm not like that!
I'm not like that, but I do laugh a little.
While being killed?
No, I don't laugh that much.
It's not even half a laugh.
You know...
That's Shimei Shimei's face.
Maybe he's up to something.
No, no, no.
There is something like that.
No, there isn't.
Don't you know?
No, I don't know.
Oh, really?
You know, recently I've been getting a lot of calls on my cell phone.
You know?
There are a lot of messages in my phone.
It costs me 100 yen to answer one message on my cell phone.
If you do it ten times a day, it costs you 1,000 yen.
I see.
If you do it all the time, you can't do it anymore.
You know everything about my cell phone?
That's because I teach you a lot of things.
I don't care!
It can't be helped!
It's easy for you to teach me.
I don't do that.
But you're definitely learning from the person who taught you.
I rarely teach you, but I don't teach you that much.
Even if you say that much, you don't teach me.
You're the only one who teaches me.
Are you stupid?
Where do you think you're going?
Well, you're right.
Yes, yes.
You're the one who's wrong.
No, no. Even if you say that much, you're the one who's wrong.
I got a lot of messages like this.
It's because you taught me!
You know me, don't you?
No, I wouldn't say it even if I did.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
I don't know if you're among the people who said you were a bombhead!
No, I'm not one of them.
Why?
I asked you before the show and you said you were in it.
No, I can't say that!
I asked you before the show...
What's that? Why do you look at me like that?
What are you looking at?
What did you do?
You didn't eat anything, did you?
What are you doing with your teeth like that?
You can't spend money like that!
I heard that some model...
Which model was it? Some supermodel...
She earned 600 million yen a year.
I don't have any money at all.
I have to get more money.
That's why it's not good to buy instruments for free.
I don't know about the entrance fee...
But when you go out, you have to give it a little twist.
No, no, no, you don't know about that?
That's...
You don't know about that?
Twists and all that...
Castella and all that...
Why do you want something sweet?
What's with you?
I'm scared of that...
Like a magic release cookie and all that...
You don't want it, do you?
Why do you want it?
It's hard to find it.
You're digging up cash pie and all that...
You can't do anything like that, right?
You're right about that...
While you're talking, run over here!
Oh...
In that case, I'll make you some sweets.
Oh, I see...
You know...
You're completely targeting me, the knife-man, right?
While you're talking like that...
You're holding a knife from the other side and you don't notice it at all!
You don't notice it at all!
S.O.S. You don't notice it at all!
What do you do when you're overacting?
Do you want me to help you?
But it's dangerous for me too...
That's what's different about you and me...
Wait a minute...
What do you do?
That's something I'm good at...
It's ninja art...
You're exaggerating...
I always have a curtain...
What?
Look at me...
That's just you disappearing!
What do you do when you're overacting like this?
What?
What do you do when you're overacting like this?
Like this?
Wait a minute...
It's the opposite!
Don't move your legs!
Why is it like this?
No, it's like this...
When you say it, it's like this...
It doesn't disappear?
Of course it doesn't!
What? It disappears just like that!
After you do this...
Yeah!
It's strong, right?
It's strong!
Matsumoto!
Yes!
As soon as you say it...
"Yes!" and you spread it out!
"Yes, this guy!" and the moment you hold it like this...
Paparapa!
What are you doing?
I'll throw it for the team.
Matsumoto-san and Amara-san, please tell us in detail about your past lives.
If I say something like this, you might misunderstand me.
Then don't say it!
Ah!
Wait!
Why does it have to disappear?
I was a Lamborghini counter.
Pfft!
This is...
I was wondering what you were thinking about.
If you don't tell me about my past lives, you'll regret it!
Yes, yes, yes.
But you know...
You can't say it!
Wait!
It's a broadcast code, right?
It's really weird.
What did I do?
I'm trying my best to live now, but...
Well...
If I dare say it...
Um...
I don't really have anything in mind.
For now, I'll put it in my mouth and think of something.
That's funny. Did I do something like that?
It's like you're laughing even if you fall into water.
What's that?
It's like you don't know about Quincy's pattern.
- Don't do that. - You're scary.
Recently, I bought a Macintosh.
If you double-click the system folder of the hard disk, the icon will disappear.
- Why is that? - I don't know!
I'm sorry, but I don't know!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Of course you were that kind of person.
- This kind of culture... - Wait a minute.
- That was in your past life, wasn't it? - Yes, in my past life.
What does it mean to double-click the system folder of the hard disk?
You double-click it.
I'm serious.
- It's a machine, isn't it? - It's a machine.
- You double-click it. - You double-click it!
You double-click it!
- No, no, no. There's a string. - A string?!
- A string. - A string?
There's something like a string, and you double- click it.
- You double-click it. - What's a system folder?
You know, the one you can hang it up like this.
A string...
Well, you know, but it doesn't matter.
- If the system folder disappears? - If you do that...
- Yes, yes, yes. - It disappears when you double - click it.
- It disappears? - Yes, yes.
- Why is that? - Well, of course it is.
So...
That's when it really ends.
It happens when there's nothing you can do about it.
- And if you do that? - If you do that, it'll all disappear.
- If you unplug it, it won't disappear? - It won't disappear.
- Do you remember that? - I remember.
- Mr. McIntosh.
- Oh, you do? - Yes.
- Can you tell me what it's for? - Yes.
Well, you know, there's a green lamp in the back.
You replace it with a red lamp.
It's very difficult, but...
- You replace it with a lamp? - Yes.
And you have to show it in the video.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's what you do when you watch it, don't you?
- About the video... - You have to change the input.
- To put it simply... - Yes, yes, yes.
- You don't know the structure, do you? - I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.
You fell into the sea and died, so you don't know.
You don't know why you died, either.
- Well, well... - Don't talk about your past life!
- I don't know, I don't know... - Why don't you know?
- No, no... - If you don't pull the string, it's just a picture, isn't it?
- You don't know anything about McIntosh! - I don't know!
If you don't pull the string, are you going to talk about your past life?
- No, no... Can you pull it again? - What?
- Can you stretch it out? - No, no...
- You're pulling it too much! - Can you pull out the yellow tape?
Why is the love hotel's bathroom visible from the room?
"Visible" means "seen"
- Yes, yes, yes. - Right? - That's right. - You don't like it, do you?
- What do you mean? - You don't like being seen in the bathroom, do you? - Why?
- It's not cool to be seen in the bathroom. - Oh, is that so?
Anyway, what are you doing in the bathroom?
I don't know about girls, but when a man takes a bath or does something like this, his balls become tongue- tied, don't they?
When you see their balls become tongue-tied, you think they're old, don't you?
When you see their balls become tongue-tied and you look in the mirror, you think they're old!
Is that what you think?
I know, but...
Anyway, it's not cool for girls, but I don't like it very much.
- Being seen... - And I don't like going in with girls. - Oh, I see.
I don't like it.
- What do you think? - I think it's over.
- What do you mean, it's over? - Whether it's a lover or a wife, there are some places you have to protect, don't you?
If you take a bath together, it's over. You'll graduate.
You won't be seen as an old woman in that house. You'll graduate.
I just said something good.
- You won't be seen as an old woman in that house. - You're lying, aren't you?
- You'll be born then. - You'll be born then.
- You're lying, aren't you?