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Something's wrong with you!
What's wrong with you?
Something's wrong with you!
But you don't have those tears you were talking about earlier, do you?
Nothing's coming out of me! I've got to stop this! I've got to stop!
You're going to die!
Who's thinking like that?
Good morning!
Tama-chan, we're going to do something special for the kids today.
We're going to have them do PR for us.
Excuse me, but could you answer this for me?
Sure, go ahead.
Here you go.
I talked about this earlier...
Could you do it for me for a second?
Sure.
The three of us.
Right, right, right.
Thank you.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry for bothering you, but I'll be here in five minutes, so please stand by.
Mr. Kazuki, I'm sorry, but I'd like you to come in.
All right.
Thank you very much.
All right.
Um, Mr. Bansen?
Yes?
Well, you just performed "Downtown"'s "Gaki no Tsukai Ara" and it was really loud.
Let's start from there.
All right, all right.
All right, I'll show you all of "Hari no Tokugawa".
From here, I'd like to introduce you to "Downtown"'s "Gaki no Tsukai Ara" special.
Today, I'm visiting "Downtown"'s dressing room. Thank you for coming.
Oh, you're welcome.
Wait a minute!
Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Yes, sir!
I'm not talking!
Wait a minute!
What will you be performing today?
Um...
Well, we're going to perform "Gaki no Tsukai" for two hours, so the opening will be a little longer.
And of course, we'll have a talk, too.
Oh...
Mr. Hamada, I don't think you've played "Gaki no Tsukai" yet, but...
Oh, yes, I have played it, too.
Last time, you went all the way to France to play "Evian".
What are you doing?!
Are you out of your mind?!
What are you doing?!
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir! I'm sorry!
Yes, sir!
I just got back from the studio.
Yes, sir! I'm sorry!
Is it live?
Who is thinking of doing this?
Is it live?
What?
Is it live?
Yes.
No way!
Is this a broadcast?
Is it live?
I didn't ask you.
I didn't ask you either.
Is it over?
Yes.
Is it on TV?
What?
Is it on TV?
I think it's over.
Is it over?
Yes.
I didn't know it at all.
I totally thought it was some other part of me.
The truth is in the hands of the world.
Wash it and put it away.
Yes.
It's been 36 years.
Tonight's show is...
No, well...
Yamazaki is...
his sixth year or something like that.
So he basically doesn't know much about TV.
And "raw" means...
it doesn't seem like it was conveyed to him.
No, "downtown" isn't bad at all.
Even if you say it like that...
Yes, yes.
So if you say "raw"...
well...
yes.
No, it's just...
"downtown" isn't bad at all.
If you say "raw"...
well...
it's true that Yamazaki released it, but...
Yes, yes. I understand.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
I want this.
Where did you get it?
I got it on my card.
If it's done by Dantan...
Yes, yes.
I'm in a bad mood and I'm down.
But I don't know if it's good or bad.
It may have come out well.
It's fun.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, yeah.
It's a good sound.
I'm sorry for Yamazaki, but Yamazaki said he was down.
Yes.
Yes, but...
Yes.
I understand.
Can I hang up now?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
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Let's go.
One, two, three.
I'll go with you.
Thank you.
I don't know why it goes up every time.
You said, "Go every time."
That's funny.
I'm talking to myself, and my theory is messed up.
That's why I have to work properly.
If it comes out, it's over.
If it comes out, it goes up.
I don't know what kind of tension it will show.
I've been doing a lot of things.
I did something big earlier.
I don't think you know it.
Today is the last stage.
Seriously!
I've been playing the instrument for about five years.
I've been doing it for eight years.
I've been doing it since I was 19.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what to say.
What should I say?
It's a live broadcast.
I'm pissed off, you know.
Hamada-san pulled me down and...
This guy...
He's really pissed off.
Of course he is, but...
OK, right?
Yes.
Thank you very much!
I'm pissed off, you know.
What was that?
You laughed with your nose!
No, I just laughed!
You know, I...
I thought something was weird!
What's weird?
Oh, I'm glad!
I thought something was weird!
What's with the tears?
They're not coming out!
I've got to stop!
You look like you're about to die!
I can't say something like this!
It's too late for me!
I thought something was weird!
You know...
Ladies and gentlemen...
Hamada-san!
Good evening.
I'm sorry for making you wait so long.
It's really tough, isn't it?
Yes.
My head hurts again today.
Maybe you didn't sleep enough?
Maybe I didn't sleep enough.
I went to bed at about five yesterday and when I woke up it was four o'clock.
That's because you didn't sleep enough.
Once you go to bed, you really don't wake up!
I don't know about that but...
You definitely didn't wake up!
You woke up when I kicked you, didn't you?
No, I think you didn't wake up.
I didn't!
I was sleeping!
You're stuttering!
No, I'm not!
You have such a beautiful brain!
You're awake!
No, I'm not awake!
Why? You're unconscious!
Because I'm 36 years old!
Shut up!
I'm not avoiding you!
You know what?
This is where it gets interesting.
I know what you're trying to say.
I'm not trying to say anything.
I'm not a comedian.
But I'm Matsumoto Budou.
Matsumoto Budou.
You can't repeat that!
When I switched channels...
I won't shake you!
It's an industry term.
It's Budou's industry term.
I won't shake you.
I'm sorry.
What did you switch?
Budou and channels.
You can switch, but...
Your beard...
What?
You're confusing me!
You don't have to be a comedian!
Switch channels!
You don't like it cold?
I don't like it cold!
With your long beard...
Switch channels...
Should we switch?
Yes, please.
What?
What did you say?
Say "gui" here.
It's just meat.
That's no good.
Really?
You hated me already?
The way you look at me is different.
You look sleepy.
Wait a minute! You're too fast!
Wait a minute!
I didn't say "gui" on purpose.
You should have said "gui" earlier.
I thought you got it.
I didn't think you'd get it so quickly.
I was ready for it.
It's hard to be Matsumoto Budo and Matsumoto Budo on stage with so many people.
Why is that?
No, no, no. I drank a lot of sake and prayed to God.
It's hard to be Matsumoto Budo, isn't it?
Why did we talk about this?
Let's review it! Let's review it! Wait a minute!
Huh?
Where's your beard?
How can you review it like that?
You should have done it from the beginning.
Why don't you talk to me? Why don't you talk to me?
Where's your beard?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I want to review it.
You should have done it from the beginning.
From the beginning?
Yes, yes.
Where's your beard?
I don't want it.
Yes, yes.
I don't want it.
Yes, yes.
What are you looking at?
Why are you crying?
I'm not crying.
Why are you crying?
I'm not crying.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
You said you didn't want it.
Have you ever bought it before?
What?
You're a hunger man.
What?
Did I do something to you again?
What?
Did I pick you up and buy you again?
I don't want it.
You're always mad at me.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're a hunger man.
I'm going to call you, you bastard.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Hamada always waves goodbye at the end of the show.
Why doesn't Mr. Matsumoto say anything?
What's wrong with you?
You always say, "Hey, I'll say it instead."
At the end of the show, you say, "Goodbye, see you next week."
Why do you say that? Do you want fans?
Do you think I'm a good person?
I can't say goodbye at the end of the show.
You can't say goodbye at the end of the show?
Why do you wave goodbye at the end of the show?
I don't wave goodbye at the end of the show. I just say goodbye.
No, you can't do that.
I'm not that kind of man.
I'm not like you.
I'll say it again.
I feel good.
I don't know.
My personality is like Doberman's.
I have Doberman's guts.
(Laughs)
You do it sometimes, don't you?
No, I don't.
No, you don't.
You do it sometimes, don't you?
You do it, you do it, you do it.
You do it.
Why do you do it?
I haven't been on TV for a long time.
Don't lie!
(Laughs)
Old man!
Ah, ah, ah.
You do it sometimes, don't you?
Is there a reason for it?
No, there isn't!
(Laughs)
No, there isn't!
I've been with you all the time last year.
(Laughs)
You're just angry with me, aren't you?
No, you're not angry with me!
We don't need to say goodbye every time!
I've never thought about it.
I don't care about it.
What?
(Laughs)
You do it sometimes, don't you?
What's the reason for it?
Ah, it's common...
(Laughs)
Ah, it's common...
(Laughs)
Isn't it when you broke up with your girlfriend?
(Laughs)
What?
(Laughs)
What?
Ah, you said goodbye?
Yes, yes, yes.
Ah, you're doing it here, aren't you?
(Laughs)
Well, well, it's up to you, you know!
Ah, is that the reason for it?
But don't you sometimes get told by your girlfriend, "Hmm, next time you're on TV, say something like this."
Don't you?
No, I don't.
Ah, you do!
(Laughs)
What do you say?
No, no, no.
What do you say?
I don't say, "Call me by my name."
(Laughs)
Hey, that hurts!
- There's no way you can say that. - That's right, there's no way you can say that.
- No, you did it. - No, I didn't! (Laughs)
- I've never used this public radio personally. - But if you touch it somewhere...
- Don't you do that? - If you touch it somewhere, what do you mean?
- No, like this... "Oh, I'm touching it, but I'll leave it here today."
- I'll put a ribbon on it and give it to you! - No way! (Laughs)
- You're definitely like that! - Are you stupid? You're probably like that!
- No, you're definitely like that! - I've never been told anything like that.
- No, but you do get told that you're a talent or something like that.
- You do? - Yes.
- Did you just say "hmmm"? - (Laughs)
- You said... - "Yeah, yeah, I'm leaving tonight."
- Why?! (Laughs)
There's a round thing at the end of something like a giraffe's horn, but what the hell is it?
A round thing?! Isn't that a horn?!
- Well, it's a horn, but... - Yeah.
- What is it? It has a shape, doesn't it? With a horn like this. - But it's weird, isn't it?
Why is it so plump? If it were straight like that, it'd be fine, wouldn't it? Why is it so plump over there?
Huh?! Don't you know what you're saying?!
- It's straight and round, isn't it? - It has a shape, doesn't it?!
It has a proper meaning, doesn't it?
- Everything like that has a meaning. - Hey, you're trying to say something stupid again, aren't you?!
- What do you mean? - It has a shape, doesn't it?!
No, no, no, no, no. If it were straight and round, it'd be fine, wouldn't it?
- If you hold it like that... - No, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine...
- No, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine... - Well...
- Doesn't it get on your head? - No, it doesn't!
- You hold it like this, right? - No, it doesn't!
- If you hold it like that, it'll get on your head, won't it?! - No, it doesn't!
- If you don't have that... - No, it doesn't!
- It's absolutely necessary, but... - Don't you tie it up?
- I mean, you don't do it like this, do you?! - No, I don't!
- I mean, you don't walk like this, do you?! - No, I don't!
- Well, um... - No, I don't!
- Um... - Um...
- What? - Nothing!
- Giraffes... get on their heads, right?! - No, they don't!
- They get on their heads, right?! - No, they don't!
- Well, let's say they do! - They do it like this!
- Giraffes do it like this!
- When they turn this way, they only turn this way!
- I didn't think you could go there!
- Do you move like you're in a jammai? Like this, like this, like this...
- Do you move your legs like you're in a jammai?
- Perfectly!
- Here, I'm tightening it like a bolt.
- If you pull this...