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The other day I went to eat Cambodian food.
Oh, you mean the food from your country?
I was like...
"Excuse me, can we have some yakisoba, please?" I said to a Cambodian waiter.
Yakisoba, please?
You want me to say it?
Say it. "Yakisoba, please."
That's... That's gross!
That's delicious!
That's funny!
Are you serious?
Are you full?
I don't care.
Shut up!
I'm still full.
I'm full now.
Can you do me a favor?
Sure, why not?
What should we do?
How about yakisoba?
That's boring.
Yakisoba...
Excuse me!
Excuse me, yakisoba!
Shut up!
He said "yakisoba."
What's wrong with you?
Did you change your mind?
I'm full now.
What should we do?
It's a secret.
How about yakisoba?
Excuse me!
Yakisoba.
It's so funny.
It's not funny.
I thought about it, but it's not funny.
You...
Hold it down for a second.
What the hell are you talking about?
Shut up.
I don't like it.
It's not funny!
Cambodia, Asia's small country located in the Indian Ocean.
The fertile land covered by tropical monsoons is expanding, and botanical nature is still alive.
Mother river Mekong, which is 400 kilometers in length,
talks about Khmer people's temperament.
Cambodians are very experienced.
They are said to be Khmer beauties.
They are very friendly with people.
They love peace and harmony.
If you speak up, you'll be made a fool of.
That's how I received it, so I think it was a coincidence.
Now, the journey to Cambodia begins.
This is the Cambodian cuisine that the teacher told me about.
It is said that there is an old woman here.
I've only done it about 50%.
I want you to see the real half of it.
Let's go.
As usual.
Germany.
What?
Cambodia.
What is he bringing?
I don't know.
I think it's electricity.
I don't know.
What does it look like?
It looks like a shell.
I don't know.
What?
I don't know.
What is it?
It's a coin.
It's a shell.
What are you doing?
Do you have enough?
What?
I don't have enough.
You don't have enough, do you?
No, I don't.
How many do you have?
What?
How many do you have?
How do you know?
I just eat.
Is it enough for you?
You eat everything at your age.
You are in your twenties.
It's too much.
I'm running a club.
I don't have enough.
I don't know what to say.
It's so good.
Excuse me.
Yakisoba.
Yes.
- Is it good? - It's embarrassing!
- It's not scary at all, right? - You're lying a lot.
- You're lying a lot.
I like this one.
- Isn't it? - What is "yaki soba"?
- Say it clearly. - What?
- What is "yaki soba"?
- You never said that! - Nobody says that!
- What is "yaki soba"? - What is "yaki soba"?
- Excuse me. - Yaki soba.
- Excuse me. - Yes?
- You're lying a lot. - You're lying a lot.
Yaki soba.
- Besides, I'm "honi soba" now. - You're lying a lot.
- You're lying a lot.
- Today's program is usually in the evening. - That's right.
- What time is it usually? - It's about 8 o'clock.
- Yes.
It's 2 o'clock and a half now.
My head is still asleep.
- This program is usually filmed in the afternoon. - That's right.
- The opening was also early today. - That's right.
- You woke up at 9 or 10 today. - That's right!
That's what you say!
I woke up at about 9 and grilled some grilled fish.
- Really? You grilled some grilled fish and ate it yourself? - That's right.
- I tied my tie for you. - Whose is it?!
- You can't read it! - Really, really...
What should we do?
We don't have much time today!
But we have to go home in about 10 or 15 minutes.
No, no, you guys are the bad guys.
We don't care about what you say!
We're rich!
We have a lot of money!
You guys should be angry!
Why are you laughing?!
You guys are good guys!
- I'm not angry! - Why?!
Because you guys don't have any money!
If you're young like us and broke your tongue, you should check your wallet.
Maybe you have 2,500 yen or something like that.
I can't stand you anymore.
I called you and you said you had something to do.
I told you to go home and you took a taxi.
You're crazy when you're in a hurry!
In a different way.
Well, seriously, how are you doing lately?
The other day, you know...
Yes, yes.
There's this little newspaper, right? "Yuukan".
Like "Yuukan Fuji", you know, a little one.
Well...
I have something good to say.
Go ahead.
If you're going to say it, say it.
No, no, no.
You're crazy.
What is it?
There's this little newspaper, right?
Huh?
What is it?
"Kokiko".
There's this little newspaper, right?
Like "Yuukan Fuji", you know, a little one.
It's not like "Yuukan Fuji".
There's this little newspaper, right?
Like "Yuukan Fuji", you know, a little one.
It's not like "Yuukan Fuji".
There's "Yuukan Fuji", you know, a little one.
There's "Yuukan Fuji".
There's a little one.
There's "Yuukan Fuji".
I'm "Yuukan Fuji".
No, it's you!
There's "Yuukan Fuji".
Ah, there's "Yuukan Fuji".
There's "Yuukan Fuji", right?
No, "Yuukan Fuji" is...
We're going to split up and switch!
"Yuukan Fuji" is...
"Yoroshi" is...
There's "Yuukan Fuji", right?
Yes, there is.
Boe
No, no, no.
There is.
It's not good.
It's not good, is it?
And I posted a picture of Momo's face.
Like this?
Yes.
I wondered what it was.
And it said I was in debt.
What? Is it a scoop again?
I don't know what it is.
I don't know.
It said I was in debt.
And I looked it up.
And it said there was a hidden word.
No way! I don't know about that!
What's that? Which newspaper?
Modern, modern, modern.
That's worse than what you just wrote.
It's worse!
If you look it up one more time,
during the bubble, I was doing a lot of stocks.
And then the bubble burst and it came back.
And I had that money.
And for those two reasons, I borrowed money from somewhere and wrote that I had debt.
And when I asked someone related to Yoshimoto,
Isn't there something wrong?
Even though Yoshimoto said it,
No, that's not it.
And then a production manager in Osaka said,
Hamada was putting his hand out for stocks.
Who the hell are you?!
I've never heard of anyone putting their hand out for stocks.
I'm not putting my hand out!
I've never heard of anyone putting their hand out for stocks.
You've never heard of anyone putting their hand out for stocks before?
No, I don't know much about hidden words.
You don't know much?
I don't know much about it.
I think I'm in middle school now.
No you're not!
You're not that old!
I'm 11.
You're not that old!
I gave her New Year's money.
Hideaki-kun.
Hideaki is no good.
I was surprised.
I was asked before if I was a staff member of a band or an AD.
I was told to eat something alive.
You told me that.
I'm not a big eater.
That's right.
Suji-kun, stop it!
I know it!
I was told that I ate something alive while I was an AD.
When was that?
Stop it!
San-san!
You're always talking about yourself.
Did you write anything like that?
No, I didn't!
You know, I bought a bunch of phones and stuff like that, but there were so many of them.
How many times do I have to say it? "Bombaye", "bombaye"
And when I said it on TV, Kino Okadan said "Matchan, thank you for saying 'bombaye' again."
You really are 'matchan', aren't you?
It was worth it for me to say it.
I'll play you a new song again.
"Thank you!" And he'd say it like that.
And sometimes he'd say "let's play", and I'd say "who the hell are you? Why do I have to play with you, you maggot? Get lost!"
I can't say it, but he'd say it all the time!
"Are you a man?" "Yes, I'm a man!"
And then he'd say "ah, um, hello?" "Matchan!" "Matchan!"
Who the hell are you, you maggot?
Die!
No, I didn't die.
Who are you talking to?
You're a maggot, aren't you?
Who are you talking to?
Who the hell are you?
You're a maggot, aren't you?
Huh? Is that maggot a maggot?
No, it's not!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I've been a celebrity for years, but I've never been told that!
Maggot?
No, no, it's a movie!
What kind of voice is that?! Stop it with that old man voice!
It's not a movie, it's not a woman!
It's a movie!
That's right!
Ah, I see.
You're completely wrong!
No, that's not true.
I'm not bad, am I?
You're bad.
No, you're not.
"Well, it's good that you did it." "Yeah."
"But he's f***ing big, you know?" "F***ing big."
His curry is amazing, you know?
I mean, you know?
"You bastard!" "Hey!"
Too hot.
Where do you sell the secret cheese that you always love?
Secret cheese?
Are you out of your mind?
Compared to when you debuted,
I'm interested in how close you and Matsumoto-san are.
I'd like one of those.
Hey, look.
It doesn't look like Hamamura-jun.
Look, look.
Hey, what's with 'secret cheese'?
What's with 'secret cheese'?
Isn't it 'secret cheese'?
It's 'secret cheese'!
That's a different thing.
What's with 'secret cheese'?
It's got cream in it.
What are you going to do with cream in your shoes?
Oh.
"You just said 'oh,' didn't you?" "What?"
"What?" "What?"
It's not 'secret cheese,' is it?
"Secret..." "Wipe your nose!"
I'm talking about 'secret cheese' right now.
It's not 'secret cheese'!
Wipe your nose!
I don't know if you're talking about 'secret cheese',
"but it's 'secret cheese'." "No, no!"
Hamaki is talking about 'secret cheese'.
Wipe your nose!
"Why are you wearing 'secret cheese'?" "I'm not wearing it!"
"I don't know about those shoes!" "I'm not wearing them!"
"I'm not wearing them!" "I'm not wearing them!"
"These are normal sneakers!" "And he's talking about 'secret cheese'!" "But I'm not wearing them!"
"But you're talking about 'secret cheese'!" "Yes, I am!" "But I don't know what 'secret cheese' is, so please tell me!" "Please tell me!"
"Okay, I'll tell you! 'Secret cheese' is..." "Yes, yes!" "Oh, it's 'secret cheese' with cream inside!" "Yes, I understand!" "Then I'll say it!" "Yes, yes!"
"Why are you wearing those shoes?" "I'm not wearing them!"
"I'm not wearing them!" "Don't say that!"
"Oh, I'm sorry! Oh, I see! I should have said it earlier!" "Yes, yes, yes!"
"So you're saying, 'this is 'secret cheese' with cream inside!'" "Yes, I am!" "And you're saying you're wearing shoes!" "No, I'm not wearing them!" "You're not wearing them!" "No, I'm not wearing them!" "Yes, I understand!" "Don't wear them anymore!"
"No, I'm not wearing them!" "Oh, you're not wearing them!" "Oh, I'm not wearing them!" "Yes, yes!" "Yes, I understand!" "Okay, I'll stop now!" "Thank you!"
"I'm out of my mind!" "I can't think of anything!"
Who was the first person you spoke to? And what did you say?
What did you say when you first spoke?
"After I received this amount of self-respect...
...I was born in that f***ing Nagaya."
What?
It's not a bad thing.
I also covered my eyes with a mouse kid.
Why didn't you cover your eyes?!
You should have done it in an equal manner!
What did you speak with for the first time?
Something like "mama" or something like that, right?
Is that so?
Normally...
Something like "mama", right?
When I asked my parents, they said "yoshimba".
Did you say something about it when you were born?
No, no, I said "yoshimba" for the first time.
What is "yoshimba"?
Even if it was "yoshimba".
So there was something about it, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
You're stupid.
It seems like you were crying.
And when my dad told me "if you cry like this, I'll kick you out!"
I said "yoshimba" for the first time, even if I cried.
That's a long story.
What did you say with it?
Who?
For the first time in the world...
Isn't it something like "otakebi" or something like that?
That's not something you say for the first time.
Conversation?
What do you mean?
It's not like that.
What do you mean?
Now your circuit's memory is number one.
It seems Matsumoto used to be part of a band called "sexy".
Is Matsumoto's band "sexy" still active now?
It's still a bad story, but...
It used to be part of a band.
It's not that it used to be part of a band, but I made it!
What? Who?
I made a band called "sexy".
Yes, yes, yes.
That's why everyone made me part of it.
I made it.
What?
So you were in charge of it.
I was in charge of it.
How far did you run?
I ran a lot.
You made it on a slope, didn't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
How far did you run?
But Yokohama is...
It's a slope!
You ran from Hyogo Prefecture to Yokohama!
I ran a lot!
Oh, so that's what you meant by "a lot"!
Yes, yes, yes.
If you go for a run, you'll run for about a week, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
But you don't go that often.
Right?
I ran once and went all the way to Tokyo.
Your luggage was pretty big, too.
I wanted to stay!
That's right.
A band should have a place to stay.
It's a small trip!
It's not a small trip, it's a promotion trip.
What promotion trip?
Anyway, it was amazing.
It was cold.
What?
It was cold, so we couldn't continue.
We couldn't continue.
What do you mean? It was cold?
Well, since we're called the "wild boar"
we want to run whenever we want, don't we?
But you know, we're...
It's cold.
Just because we're "wild boars".
Well, a normal boar is like this,
long, right?
With a beard and all.
Well, like I said, it's like a uniform!
A sexy uniform is...
a bra!
You usually wear a bra when you run.
And you wear heels.
For your feet.
It's tough in the middle of the night.
And you basically ride like this.
With heels like this.
That's a scooter!
But it's sexy.
It's basically like this.
With your feet like this.
And your chest like this.
What?
Branding luster!
And sometimes you eat chocolate.
What are you talking about?
And you eat chocolate.
It's obvious.
Everyone sees it!
Wow, it's sexy!
It's sexy, it's sexy!
And you scream.
It wasn't very popular, was it?
No, no, no.
Everyone was fighting over it.
There were only five of us.
It was tough, wasn't it?
But it can't be helped.
There's still one person left.
I'm the only one left!
Don't think it's normal for everyone to come like this!
Yo! God!
What's up with you?
What do you want?
What do you want me to do for you?
You're going home, aren't you?
With that blue face.
You're going home, aren't you?
Hey, what am I wearing?
Right?
After you left, I've always been like this, really.
Thank you.
Thank you!
And goodbye.
Shut up!