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He is the chief director of "Gaki no Sky Arahende".
He is still single at 40 years old.
Today, he meets the actress he admires for the first time in the world.
Good evening.
Mr. Kato, you look a little different today.
Let me help you out.
I thought I'd do it once in a while.
This is a little bit of last week's...
I've been watching you, Otomo-san.
There's one more unfortunate guy.
Yes, that's right.
Last week and this week...
No, no!
Last week you tried to kill me.
That's right!
This week you're trying to help me.
I'm trying to help you. I'm happy.
You're a world-class soldier.
Here you go, soldier!
Look, you look different today, Otomo-san.
Oh, don't mention it.
Look, you're wearing a suit.
That's right.
You're a big a** director.
Now, Otomo-san.
Yes, yes.
In the past...
Oh, that's right.
In the entertainment industry...
Well, there's been some use for it.
A famous talent got married.
This is a typical example of Sayuri Yoshinaga-san.
She's Fuji TV's big producer.
Yoshiko Mita.
She's an NHK producer.
There are a lot of producers.
What about this?
Even Kamizuma-san?
Do you think you'll fit in here?
No, no, no.
Kamizuma-san, Kanzai TV, Kamizuma-san.
I know you.
Thank you for coming.
I know you.
I'm sure some of you are aware of this.
Yes.
There's no Japanese TV.
Even if Fuji NHK and TBS are included...
There's no Japanese TV.
Let's include...
Hip-hop.
Let's include...
That's right.
Who the hell likes hip-hop?
Yes, for now.
This person.
Who is it?
Naoko Amihama.
Her suspicious eyes and slender body...
Make her a singer and actress.
27 years old.
Yes.
Just right.
You're 40.
You're 82 centimeters tall.
82 centimeters?
How is it?
Is your father taller?
No, he's just 82 centimeters.
82 centimeters is good.
Your style is good, Naoko Amihama.
I like tall people.
Is that so?
I like tall people.
That's right.
Hip-hop is like Kanabun-namiya.
Naoko Amihama.
Yes.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you.
Let's have a meeting.
Yes, that's right.
Also, I have an order.
Mr. Matsumoto.
This is it.
Yes, yes.
Mr. Matsumoto, for example...
You're holding it.
I'm going to turn it on from a distance.
Yes.
Wow, it feels good, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
I'm going to give you a signal.
A signal?
Yes.
Does it mean "turn it off"?
Yes.
Go! Go! Run! Turn it off!
Yes, I got it.
That signal is this.
Yes.
You know, Godanda's "memories"
I got it.
Put it in your pants and put it between your pants.
Can you turn it off for a second?
Yes.
I got it.
This program is brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
Hello.
Thank you for waiting.
I'm sorry.
Naoko.
Come in.
Hello.
She's our new student.
I'm Naoko.
Nice to meet you.
Have a seat.
Can I?
Naoko, you sit there.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
The weather is really nice today.
Yes, it is.
It's true.
I've brought some of Naoko's supplies.
Oh, you have?
Here you go.
Have you ever done a matchmaking before?
No, I've never done it before.
Oh, I see.
I've never done it before.
Oh, I see.
You and Amihama-san...
Amihama-san?
I always say that.
Oh, Amihama-san.
That's great.
Naoko hasn't done it before.
No, it's my first time.
How do you feel about meeting her for the first time?
She's a beautiful woman.
I feel honored.
Oh, I see.
Thank you.
Naoko, how do you feel about meeting her for the first time?
I've seen her on TV many times.
You've seen her on TV?
Yes.
What do you think of her in person?
I like her in person better.
Oh, I see.
It's rare.
She looks a little dirty on TV.
I'm sorry.
Naoko.
Yes.
Would you like a drink?
I'm sorry.
Are you alone now?
I'm alone now.
Are you alone now?
I'm alone now.
Stop it.
Well, but...
Even if you're alone, you can do things.
Oh, this is funny!
This is funny!
Oh, you're funny, Naoko-san!
Yes.
What do you think?
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Hey, old man.
Can I ask you something?
Toshihide-san?
Yes.
Yes, go ahead.
I heard something amazing about Toshihide-san on the previous broadcast.
What is it?
It's like...
Whee!
Do you rely on a gang sometimes?
That's right.
And you, Naoko?
Yes?
Do you rely on a gang sometimes?
Umm... sometimes.
That's a good match!
Now listen!
Yes.
After all, now we're young people.
We're young people.
I see!
You're in my way!
I'm sorry! I didn't notice it at all!
I'm sorry!
Thank you, Mr. Toshihide!
Thank you.
I'll see you later.
I'm Saito.
Nice to meet you.
I always watch you on TV.
I've been a fan of you for a long time.
Have you?
Yes.
The other day...
Oh, no.
You were at a baseball game, weren't you?
Yes, I was.
Oh, no.
Actually...
I've been a fan of you for a long time.
I'm excited about you.
What are you talking about?
Thank you.
What are you talking about?
I'm excited about you.
I'm interested in you.
I've been a fan of you for a long time.
In fact, I've seen you in pictures.
Do you prefer a man with a big chest?
No, I like you.
You're just right for me.
Mr. Teppo has a long history of dating.
You're calling me "Mr. Teppo."
You're calling me "Mr. Saito."
I'm a little nervous.
Mr. Teppo is...
Mr. Teppo...
You're using all of my stories.
Yes, you're using all of my stories.
You're using all of my stories.
No, I'm not.
I'm working hard at work.
When I come home or go out, someone is nice to me.
I'm sure you're right about that.
You're taking my opinion.
I'm going to put it in this area.
This is a narrow space.
Yes, yes.
There may not be much there.
Yes.
If it's here, it's over there.
Overreaction.
Overreaction like an action star.
Yes.
It's funny now.
Wait a minute.
What is he doing?
I'm sorry for this first time.
Memories?
Yes.
Let me kiss you.
I'm grateful for it as a memory.
I don't know if you have guts or not.
I'm sorry for this suddenness.
Please drink a little.
Amirama is solidified.
Amirama and Hashimoto are solidified.
What do you think of it?
I'm sorry for this suddenness.
I'm a mister now.
What do you think of it?
You sound like an adult.
No, it's nothing.
You sound like you're saying "wing".
No, it's not wrong.
You sound like you're doing something far away.
I'm in trouble.
You're exposed.
You sound like you're saying "wing".
Let me kiss you.
Really?
Yes, please.
Oh.
Oh, it's good.
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
What is it?
Can I kiss you a little?
What should I do?
It's my first time.
Shut up!
What are you doing?
You shouldn't look at me like that!
I feel like I'm going to puke.
It looks like they're breaking up again.
What?
Us.
Again?
They're breaking up again.
I didn't know about that!
Downtown... Something Something...
Oh, this is it!
Excuse me, sir.
Why do you have a gun?
Hama! Hama-chan!
Hama-chan debuts as a singer and the downtown disbandment crisis begins!
What this means is...
Amazon released a book and became a best-seller, right?
I didn't have anything in the meantime.
So I came here and Hama-chan said, "I'm going to be a best-seller!"
We debuted as a solo artist and we were like...
What are you doing? Don't do that! I'm like this!
When it became like that, we decided to disband as a duo.
And even with our current income, the gap opened up.
Next year, I'll be singing this song!
And we disbanded! What's up with you?!
- Why are you exposed? - Why?!
At first, I looked at you and thought, "Is this you?!"
- It's Stevie Wonder! - No way!
- No, it's Matsumoto Hitoshi and Stevie Wonder! - No, it's Stevie Wonder!
- It's Stevie Wonder! - No, it's Stevie Wonder!
It's completely different!
Oh, is that so? I didn't know that!
The other day, when you came home from school, Anna was there, right?
- She wasn't there at all. - She wasn't there at all.
She was there when you came home from school, right? And when you came home, she was there and she was still pissed off.
- She wasn't there! - She was opening the window for a while. Because she was giving you something.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Don't be so nasty! - No, no, she was giving you a lot of sweet things, right?
And she was opening the window and she was like "sensei, sensei", and the boy in the car, he was shaking in the car.
- Yeah. - The boy in the car was already a little pissed off at that point.
- Yeah. - And the boy in the car, who was holding a magic cap, he was shaking in the car.
- Yeah. - Are you kidding me?!
- Yeah, it's not funny. - Yeah, it's been a long time since I've been pissed off!
- Yeah, you've said it a lot. - Poison was coming out of your nails!
- Aren't you human? - I'm not saying I was that pissed off.
- Yeah, I know, but... - I was really pissed off!
- Did you tell Konkon? - No, I didn't say it.
- You didn't say it, did you? - No, I didn't.
- Yeah, you did. - Yeah, and you know what pissed me off?
And then it just disappeared, right?
And all the other girls around me were like "ah, that's scary..."
- I'm not scared of you! - No, you're not. - You're mad at me! - No, I'm not mad at you.
- If you're mad at me, you should be mad at me! - No, I'm not mad at you.
- Poison is coming out of your nails! - No, no, you're the only one who's mad at me!
- Within a week... - Yeah.
- Within a week, right? - Yeah. - And by the end of the semester... - Yeah.
- And by the end of this semester, I'm definitely going to be mad at you.
- The other day, I went to eat Cambodian food.
- Ah, from your country? - No, no, no.
- You probably have a memory of that. - I missed that food!
- I was like...
- "Excuse me, can we have some yakisoba?" I said to a Cambodian waitress.
- She was a woman. - "Yakisoba, please."
- Should I say it? - Yeah. - Should I say it? - "Yakisoba, please."
- "Huh?!"
- That's... That's disgusting! - That's really...
- "Huh?!" - That's what she said.
- I didn't say it like that. - No, it's not true!
- I didn't say it like that at all! - No, no, no.
- "Yakisoba, please." - "Huh?" - That's what you said, right?
- It was amazing!
- "Huh?!" - That's what she said.
- I laughed it off!
- More than getting mad or anything. - More...
- More than getting mad or anything! - I laughed it off!
- More than getting mad or anything! - You're together now, so you're laughing it off?!
- "Huh?!"
- Interesting...
- That kind of waitress. - I'm surprised already.
- I didn't say anything really...
- Do you want to go there next week? Come over!
- Do you want to go there next week? - Come over! She doesn't know anyone so...
- Do you understand?! - Right, right. - If you're like her...
Do you want me to do it in the morning? Or do you want me to do it in the afternoon of next week?
Hey you!
Give me some yakisoba!
Hey you! Really!
But I don't know if "yakisoba" is the keyword.
So if you say "excuse me" in a random place, and order more,
If you say "give me some yakisoba",
I'll say "yes!"
Let's do it! Let's go next time!
I'll never say it again.
We meet quite often in Tainan.
Because we're a team.
You're weird, so we meet up.
Well, I really...
Why?!
Did you just ride it?
I heard you were doing a press conference.
Yes, with Mr. Komuro of Records.
I said I was doing a press conference again, and he did it again.
Did you do it?
What are you talking about?
I heard you were doing something.
Yes, that's right.
Well, shall we go to the dressing room?
At school, there's someone you like sitting behind you.
Is there a way of giving him a good impression?
A good impression?!
There's someone like that, right?
I don't know.
That's right.
That's...
I don't know.
That's no good.
But at school, when you give someone a good impression, you're like "what's up with him?"
You have to see their face.
That's right.
You have to see their face.
If you don't have a good impression, it's hard.
I'll say it.
Like this, right?
I'll show you how to do it.
Teacher!
I'm scared!
It's like this.
You know what?
After you give me the printout, I have nothing to do.
Just hand it over!
Why can't you dance?
I promised not to be late this year, but how is it in reality?
How can I say?
I was surprised myself.
No, I don't remember being late at all.
No, no. The other day in the shopping district...
It's like a bad clock. It was already 3 o'clock.
That's weird.
Is he...
Is he at home now?
If I say the truth...
I don't think I should say it.
What do you mean?
In this show, there are times when people laugh at me.
Why are you crying, Matsumoto?
Why are you crying, Matsumoto?!
I'm scared of that face!
There's blue in it.
I was awake.
You were awake?!
I was awake. And I was wearing an Armani suit.
And I was in a bad mood.
I don't have that.
I was about to go and...
More and more and more...
It sounded like a Japanese word for "fall".
It's like...
Open it up! Open it up!
My fever...
It won't go down anymore!
Shou-chan's fever!
Shou-chan's neighbor.
Shou-chan's mother.
Shou-chan, hold her!
Why are you crying?
I don't like it!
Oh, you were such a little kid.
Oh, I see.
Hey, what's with you?
It's become such a good thing.
Hey, you too!
There are things that come out of fish.
Yes.
For example, amberjack comes out and becomes amberjack.
If it comes out again and again, it becomes yellowtail.
I see, I see, I see.
What do you...
What do you come out of?
Do you know what it is?
Amberjack becomes amberjack.
And amberjack becomes yellowtail.
Do you know it?
No, I've never heard of it.
But I'm sure you know what amberjack is.
Yes, yes, yes.
Fish are really amazing.
Do you know what comes after yellowtail?
Huh?
Do you know what comes after yellowtail?
Doesn't it come out of amberjack?
It comes out of amberjack.
While yellowtail is like this and oil is like that...
Amberjack...
It comes out of amberjack more and more.
But...
Why doesn't it come out of anything else that comes out of fish?
That's because it was killed during yellowtail.
It can't be killed.
It has too much power.
F...
Fish...
No, no, no, no, no...
Yellowtail...
It's up to yellowtail that humans can kill.
If it's above that, it's amazing.
Are you going to stop?
Hey!
Stop it!
After yellowtail...
B...
Is it super yellowtail?
And then it becomes FX...
It's Kamen Rider.
Does it become black?
What are you talking about?
Does it become fake yellowtail?
That's how it goes.
Let's laugh a little more.
It's funny now.
Fake yellowtail...
The color of the muffler is different.
I didn't know you'd say it like that.
You know...
Anything is fine.
The other day...
Yes?
I went out with my girlfriend for half a year...
Oh...
She said you're f***ing big.
Yes, yes...
Masuo-san, isn't f***ing big enough for you?
Of course it is. I have a big head.
It's useless.
Um...
Why?
Normally you'd say "hello", right?
But you're f***ing big.
That's for your dad!
No, it's like this...
It's like this, so it's elegant.
Then...
Why are you coming out?
No, no, you're big, right?
I know you're big, but...
What's wrong with you?
You're big, right?
But...
You're big, so you can't say hello like this.
You're not big at all.
You're big, but you're f***ing big like this.
No, no...
Fights are bad for Masuo-san.
If you take this, you can definitely stop your opponent's breathing.
What is your strongest and biggest special move?
This is...
Is there one?
Are you talking about Setsuna?
What?
Don't do that.
Is it Setsuna?
The one who did it...
Actually, the one who was killed...
What are you talking about?
Either way.
No, no, no.
The one who was killed...
More than...
The one who did it...
Actually, the one who did it...
Setsuna.
Is that a special move?
What do you want me to do?
Show me.
What?
Does that mean I'm going to be a partner killer?
That can't be helped.
I don't like that.
Do it.
What are you doing?
That's...
Setsuna.
It hasn't started yet.
Setsuna.
It hasn't started yet.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Don't play Setsuna.
Setsuna's power has been accumulated here.
And you call it "power"?
It's a simple story.
It doesn't work at all.
No, I'm sorry.
Please do it.
Let's do it.
Yes.
I'm sorry.