AISubs v3.5
So, Gaha-kun, you know pretty well you're good at drawing.
That's right.
Today, even though it's not a challenge for Gaha- kun...
...we're going to try and draw something with the same theme and have you comment on it.
Where do you want it to be?
Well, you know, I'm from Sochi.
No, you're from Sochi!
I'm from Seijin-gun.
It's not about looks.
What do you mean?
It's about feelings.
That's right.
But, you know, whether you're good or bad at drawing doesn't matter.
He looks really good in it!
Was there a teacher like that in the series?
So, let's decide on a theme.
If I decide it, you know...
I'm good at it.
That's right, you're good at it.
Okay, then.
Okay, then, Yamasaki-san.
I'm a big fan of Disney, so...
Mickey Mouse!
I see!
Mickey Mouse!
I'm really good at Mickey Mouse.
I see.
Then, everyone, please draw Mickey Mouse!
Somehow, I drew it myself and it became more funny!
No, mine is funny too.
So, shall we watch Garg's performance?
Shall we watch Garg's performance?
Well, first of all...
Oh, I see! This is what it was like!
Probably!
Well, it's more of a memory game than anything else.
I want to see it!
Huh?
I want to see it from the side!
Oh, you want to see his performance?
Well, show us his Mickey Mouse.
It's totally different!
Kids will run away!
It's not popular! It's definitely not popular!
You! You were the one who came up with this theme.
I came up with it?
You were the worst at it, really.
Yes.
Go ahead.
It may not be one-dimensional, but it's like this.
You...
It's like this?
What is that?
It's like this?
Where did you get that idea?
Next change.
Yes, it's decided.
Why is everyone like that with Mickey?
It's scary!
The scary one you were playing with!
Do you want to choose the worst one?
Yes.
The worst one is you.
It's not him!
No, it's not me!
It's just Mickey!
I don't know who it is!
Tatsuma no Toshigo.
Tatsuma no Toshigo...
But Gahak is definitely Gahak.
That's the worst!
What is that?!
No, no, no!
That's not true at all!
The viewers will agree with me on this one.
This is bad!
That's the worst!
It's pretty good.
I think it's pretty good.
It's from the house?!
The firewood is from the house?!
That's right!
Let me take a look!
Problem statement!
You monster!
What is this?!
Look at his face!
What?!
Wait a minute!
This is what you're talking about!
I want you to laugh a little.
That's right!
Laugh a little!
You have a good sense of humor!
The structure of his body is a little different.
It's like a sword!
The worst is...
A weapon...
A Suzuki...
It's you, right?
This is...
It's not funny!
I'm scared, so I like you a little.
Next, the person.
Breslin.
Show me Gahak.
It's Breslin, right?
He's good!
I knew it!
I only have one face.
What's with this hairstyle?!
It's not like you at all!
You're Japanese!
What is that?!
It's difficult.
He's the worst!
Why are you wearing glasses?
He's the worst!
Did you wear glasses in Breslin?
I'm wearing sunglasses.
You're wearing sunglasses!
You're stupid, Gahak.
Are you serious?!
Why are you doing this?!
You're terrible!
It's nothing!
The worst is...
Even your hairstyle is different!
It's fun!
Hama-chan has her own image, but...
Show me your face.
You look like a fool.
But she has her own characteristics.
She's a kind girl.
She'll definitely deliver my message.
Here you go, Sano-chan.
She's cute.
She's kind of ugly.
What's up with you?
I haven't written anything like that before.
I'm fine with it.
You're a little scared, aren't you?
It's about me, you know.
For the last one, since Hama-chan just appeared...
I'll choose Mac-chan.
I'm scared!
What's up with you?
Maybe it wasn't like that.
It was difficult.
Natural bokeh.
She's a good girl.
She's a really good girl.
Even during summer vacation, she took care of the chickens.
She took care of the chickens.
Next up is Baka Gahaku.
I think I look like her the most.
You do, don't you?
She's kind of ugly.
I can tell.
Can you put all of your pictures here?
Why are you doing that?
Why are you making me look like that?
Baka Gahaku's collection is like this.
That's not how you do it!
It was tough at the time.
I didn't know what would happen.
Let's give her this.
As Baka Gahaku's mogul.
To all of you viewers.
With autographs.
That person who just turned on the TV...
That's not a panda.
That's Mickey Mouse!
Don't forget about that.
Wow!
- It's been a while, hasn't it? - Yeah, it's been a while since we've talked like this.
Last week, I'm sure you were all surprised when you saw how things were going.
- You know, Hamada... - No, no, don't say it like it's a joke!
- What is it? - He's not feeling well. - Yeah, I think he's got an influencer. - Yeah, I got one too.
- And on Tuesday night, Hamada couldn't play anymore. - Yeah, he couldn't.
- He said, "I hope I can't play tomorrow." To be honest, I was lucky. - "It's a day off! It's a day off!"
And I was so energetic the day before!
And when I woke up the next day...
My fever was so high!
I thought my cold had gone away, but it kept coming back!
- You know, there's a lot of things. - Yeah.
- You know, you get a pee-pee. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I didn't have a fever, you know. - Yeah.
Maybe it's just a little pee-pee...
- Well, you know... - No, no, wait!
That's not something you can say with a bump!
Anyway, I went to the emergency hospital on Wednesday night.
- Well, you know... - I don't have a fever, but I have a sore throat.
- But there are all kinds of winds... - Listen to me about the emergency hospital!
The reason I started talking about the emergency hospital is because there was something interesting about the emergency hospital!
- I don't know about that! - Well, I don't know about it, but...
I don't know about it!
- I wake up on Wednesday night... - Yeah.
I turn blue!
What does that mean?
- You turn blue? - What does it mean?
Well, you know...
There's a thing called "hamada family" like "fool is a fool".
"Fool's herd", "hamada family".
- You're rude! - You know, like me...
- You know, I'm single... - Do you want me to do it for you?
- No, no! - Really? Really?
- I'm single, you know... - Ah!
I go out and look in the kitchen...
Someone's doing it for me, you know?
- Like a painter... - You know...
- A naked man in an apron... - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I can only see his butt!
You know? If a man who lives alone...
If a man who lives alone has a high fever...
He turns blue!
- Really? - And you know...
The TV shows end at about 2 or 3 o'clock, right?
- Yeah. - There's nothing to watch anymore, you know?
Go to bed!
You have a fever!
Do you watch it until 2 or 3 o'clock?!
That's weird!
- You know, I can't help it, but I watch "BS". - You still watch it?!
- I still watch it, you know... - Yeah.
It's "BS" and around dawn...
- NHK is doing a drama, you know... - Yeah, yeah, yeah...
And when I watch it...
I end up crying!
That's tough!
You know...
To tell you the truth...
There are girls who call you out, you know...
That's true!
You don't have to call me out!
I can't call you out...
Because I'm wearing it all the time!
- I see... - I'm wearing it all the time!
On your face...
Or on your butt...
It's like you're wearing it all the time!
You don't know, do you?
I mean, you can't see it.
I'm going out of the car, right?
I'm going to go "vwaah," and then I'll stop for a bit and wait for you.
Then you'll go "vwaah," and then you'll come back.
You can't do that.
What can't I do?
No, no, you can't do that.
You're funny, after all.
I'm going "vwaah," and then I'll go and see you.
Unemusemu.
What's up with you?
I'll come back, though.
But you should've let me go first and then let me take it.
You really can't do that, can you?
If you can't do it, I can't do it, either!
Take a picture of me with it!
What are you going to do about it when you can't take it?
That's true, but you can't say it like that!
You can't say it like that!
What are you going to do when you come into my house?
I don't think you can take it.
What are you two going to do?
Are you going to say "drink something"?
I don't like that!
What do you like? It's work! You can do it!
What's wrong with you?
Well, I guess you can take it once.
Well, that's... I like it, though!
- What do you like? - You're causing trouble for me.
I'm not causing you any trouble.
- You're causing me so much trouble. - Why is that?
Why are you laughing at me?
- You're a nasty guy! - I don't like it!
I really like it, you know, someone like me.
I don't care about a scumbag like me.
- Right? - Oh, I see.
- It's nothing like that. - Right.
I don't know why you know about my house.
I don't know anyone in my neighborhood.
- Yeah, you won't find out. - Does anyone know about my house?
- Oh, there's one. - Yeah, there is.
I knew it!
Does anyone know about Hamada's house?
Why don't you know?!
- Hey, get me a copy of Hamada's house! - No, why?!
Why don't you know about my house?!
Wait a minute! If you know about my house, then you should know about Hamada's house!
- Why?! - You should know about it, you bastard!
You should know about it, you bastard!
- Why?! - You're an amateur!
No, I didn't want to know about it, but I knew about it.
- No, no, you two should know about it. - No, it doesn't matter!
- You should know about it! - It doesn't matter!
- No, it doesn't! - Why do you know about it?!
This neighbor is a friend of mine, and Machan lives there.
- Look! - I don't know about it! I'm not Filipino!
- What's wrong with you?! - You say it yourself!
- Who said it?! - Nobody said it!
Nobody said it!
- That's how it is! It leaks from the neighborhood! - No way!
Why do they come to me?! It's no fun at all!
- Why? - Because I'm the only one who can go back and forth between home and library!
(Laughter)
Home, library! Home, library!
Library, library! Home, library!
(Laughter)
I'm not that funny!
People think I'm pretty bad at it, but I've never been caught.
That's why I'm going there.
There's nothing here. I've never been caught in a hairbrush.
(Laughter)
I've never been caught in a hairbrush, but I've been caught in a hairbrush.
- What's wrong with you? - I'm not ugly, idiot!
(Laughter)
- Now, look at my voice and my face! - (Laughter)
- My lips are like bullets! - (Laughter)
- And this girl, too! - (Laughter)
- She's the worst! - It's a hard job.
(Laughter)
If you were ugly and unthinkable, would you do it?
- No, I wouldn't do it. - Really?
- Yes. - Why?
(Laughter)
I was the worst woman!
- Are you caught in a hairbrush? - I'm not that ugly!
I'm not that ugly!
I'm four-dimensional!
(Laughter)
Don't you know? I'm not caught in a hairbrush!
(Laughter)
Where should I go?
(Laughter)
I'm covered in feathers!
(Laughter)
I want to take it!
(Laughter)
I really want to take it!
Where should I go?
(Laughter)
I'm walking like this next to me.
(Laughter)
I'm caught in a hairbrush!
(Laughter)
I'm caught in a hairbrush!
- I'm a criminal! - (Laughter)
You can't see it in the picture!
(Laughter)
But I'm caught in a hairbrush with five feathers!
(Laughter)
(Music)
(Laughter)
(Music)
- Mr. Go Hiromi's... - Yes.
- ...song "Sexy You" has lyrics like... - Yes.
What are the steps around Jamaica like?
(Laughter)
I don't know any more about dancing!
(Laughter)
Please tell me.
(Laughter)
(Applause)
I don't know about this.
(Applause)
It can't be helped.
(Laughter)
I'm really sorry.
There's no one who can teach me like this!
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Please teach me the steps around Jamaica like...
(Laughter)
But my daughter taught me!
(Laughter)
What?
My daughter taught me!
(Laughter)
You look like this...
(Laughter)
...and you do this with no expression?
At this moment, my father will say, "Shut up!"
I see.
- It's not like I have it. - It's not like you have it.
- My father said... - You have to kill your face.
Don't you want me to look at your face?
- I want you to look at your father. - My face is expressionless? - Yes, yes. You have to kill your face.
Who is the girl you killed?
The steak you ate in Jamaica.
Is this okay?
What do men not have that women don't have a father?
- Men... - But if you think about what a woman's weapon is, it's her father.
- Weapon? - A woman's weapon is her father.
- Who is it? - Wajima Wajima.
Why did you say Wajima all of a sudden?
- I just thought it would be nice. - Oh, I see.
- Is that so? - Yes, it is.
- Women's weapons are the best. - Why do you say that?
- Well... - Where do you get weapons?
Well, there are several types of women's weapons.
The biggest one is the chest.
- I see. - Not having a chest is a big deal.
- Is it really a big deal? - Yes.
To be more specific, women's weapons are here and here.
- What about their faces? - Well, of course they are faces,
- but they are women's special weapons. - Oh, special weapons.
- If that's the case, it's here and here. - I see.
- There is not a single one of those two. - I see.
- What does this mean? - I see.
Kotatsu's legs are the best in Japan.
- It's not usable. - It's not usable.
- Now! - What did you say?
- Well... - You said it out loud!
- Say it again! - Now!
It's not usable!
- No, it's not. - Wait!
- You made me say it! - I see.
- It's not cool. - It's not cool.
- What does this mean? - It's not cool.
- It's not cool.
I don't know.
- Shall I say it? - Yes.
To all of you who are watching this on TV,
if you don't have a father, you don't know how heavy my sins are.
- I see. - Yes.
It's painful.
What are you talking about?
I mean, your face is already puffy.
Puffy!
Hey, hey!
Nobody is talking!
No one's coming near you!
I'm scared!
Even with your nose hair out, you look fashionable in 17 places where you can't be seen.
17 places?
Well, it's been years since I've had this nose hair, but I usually go to the bathroom once before the show.
Oh, you do?
I check my appearance before the show.
You check it?
Of course I check it.
I do check it, but it doesn't matter if my nose hair is out.
It's fine with me.
I can't check it!
In my family, it's fine with me.
People say you're fashionable, but you don't know what real fashion is. You're just a coward.
Like me, right?
Like me.
Like me, you're a coward. Who am I to be a coward?
You just said it yourself.
I'm sorry.
I see.
But to be honest, I'm more fashionable than you are.
Oh, you are?
I don't think there's a place where people say, "Oh, I see!"
I'd like you to show me one place.
Oh, you would?
Well, I don't want to say this, but...
You know, there are people who bury pearls in their mouths, right?
Yes, yes.
I bury pearls in my butt.
It doesn't make sense.
No, no, no.
In your butt?
What do you use pearls in your butt for?
I bury pearls all over here.
Disgusting!
It's so soft and gross!
What do you use pearls for?
No, no, no.
You bury them all over?
They're beautiful when you sit on them.
What?!
The chair is beautiful, isn't it?
This guy is funny.
Since we're here, let's get your autograph.
First, this Mickey Mouse.
Don't say "eh"!
Okamoto! Okamoto! Okamoto!
This is...
This is Presley.
I'm glad you have words.
If you didn't have words, you'd only be able to talk to your grandfather.
If you were born in that era, you'd be speechless.
(laughter)
If you vote for me,
I'll give you this chair.