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Yaki no Kutai's specialty, pranking all kinds of people!
Hello!
Today we'll reveal a prank on Machan-gama-chan, as well as today's VTR!
[Target No. 1 - Hama-chan]
Target No. 1
A memorable prank for kids, the first target was Hama-chan
It's not bad!
It's my first time trying it, so I'm here today to try it out
It's...
Um...
It's ramen
The bento is bad!
I've never eaten a morgaba bento before
It's here!
I'm hungry!
It's my first time eating something this nervous!
Let's eat!
What are you doing?
Grandma! Grandma! Grandma!
Water...
It's not over yet!
No! No!
Not my body!
No! No!
What are you doing?
Are you kidding me?
You're always like this!
You came in earlier than me and waited for me like that!
What time did I get up?
I was earlier than you!
Don't die!
I was waiting for you like this in that cold place!
Target No. 2
In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai"
Chiki Chiki is a big hit!
Next is the writer, Takasu!
The man's wish came true!
If you really promise, will it come true?
Can you feel it with your skin?
This is different from the usual opening.
All of it is different!
Even the staff, the tracking staff...
Everyone, please go!
Let's start from here.
Actually, this monitor...
The height of the light in room No. 4...
That room is not properly exposed right now.
Because it's "tarski".
I think Takasu will be quiet and meet us.
I see.
Thank you for coming today.
I followed you.
I bought it.
Are you stupid?
No, no.
Where do you live?
I live in Otsuka.
Otsuka?
Yes.
I see.
I didn't know that.
What are you doing now?
Now?
Yes.
My company is off today.
I don't have much time.
I'll call you.
Do you often call me?
Not often.
I'm listening to you.
What are you talking about?
South exit of Otsuka.
South exit of Otsuka?
Yes.
I see.
Good evening.
South exit of Otsuka.
What?
Really?
Pink suit.
South exit of Otsuka.
What?
Takasu is alone.
I'm sorry.
Keep up the good work.
You're awesome.
Who do you look like?
You're awesome. You're cool.
I'm from U-Harend.
Who are you?
I'm from U-Harend. You're cool.
Who are you?
I'm Taishi Akase.
What are you doing?
I'm from U-Harend. I'm like Yutamon.
Do you really look like him?
I don't think so.
You're awesome.
I'm from U-Haren. Thank you.
Let's meet up somewhere around 10 o'clock.
It's 8 o'clock now.
Let's meet up at 8 o'clock.
It's 8 o'clock now.
Let's meet up at 8 o'clock.
Well...
I'd like to meet you, but...
I'm sorry to interrupt you, but...
I used to be a fan of yours.
What?
By the way, I can't meet you around 10 o'clock.
It's okay.
Can you meet me at your station at 10 o'clock?
You're awesome.
What are you going to wear?
A white polo shirt and a pink skirt.
You'll definitely come, right?
I'll definitely come.
In exchange for that, I'll be waiting for you.
All right.
Let's see the results of each of you.
I'm 20 years old.
How many did you say you met?
Three?
Just one?
Just one. At 8 o'clock.
I'm in trouble.
How can you say that?
Just one.
There are only two of you.
Welcome back.
How about you, Takasu?
Well...
Maybe it's because of the time.
Ouch!
I see.
It can't be helped.
There he is!
It's you.
You're white.
It's you.
You're white. I can tell.
Don't make me blush.
I'm singing with this guy who always goes up.
He's desperately asking me to find him.
You look like Kousaka.
Are you stupid?
You're waiting for an old woman.
What are you going to do now?
I'm going to...
I'm going to spread out my old strike zone.
You're not coming out, are you?
I'm not coming out, are you?
That's amazing.
He's asking me for it.
It's hard for me to pull it any further.
You're not coming out...
Kousaka, you're not coming out, are you?
You're not coming out, are you?
Which one?
I'm not coming out.
Wait a little longer.
Don't touch me!
Professor, that is...
It's coming, it's coming.
It's getting farther and farther away.
It's running away. It's running away.
No, it's not like that.
It's definitely like that.
There's no one waiting for you with that face.
(Takahashi's voice is heard from the back)
(Everyone is laughing)
What's wrong, Takahashi-san?
Takahashi-san! Takahashi-san!
Takahashi-san!
(Everyone is laughing)
You were silent for a while!
(Everyone is laughing)
Takahashi-san!
You were silent for a while!
Let's stop this!
This is not funny!
(Takahashi's voice is heard from the back)
(Everyone is laughing)
Target number 3!
What we will do today is...
Next is Yamazaki!
Let's welcome the bad entertainer!
It's Takahashi-kun!
(Everyone is clapping)
Actually, this time, Takahashi-kun...
lent me his room!
Yamazaki-kun!
With his girlfriend!
He wanted to do it with her, so he lent his girlfriend!
Actually, that girlfriend...
was this woman!
First, please introduce yourself!
(Everyone is clapping)
My name is Asaki Misato.
Actually...
Takahashi-kun...
calls himself "Yamazaki"!
Because it's my room!
But I'm Yamazaki!
While I was cleaning up...
Yamazaki-kun came back...
and she disappeared!
And then...this man appeared!
Please welcome!
(Everyone is clapping)
No matter how you look at it, you don't look like an elementary school student!
(Everyone is clapping)
I'm Murakami-san!
Yes!
When I was asked...
what I would do in my hometown...
Will Yamazaki-kun...
make the wind blow?
(Bell rings)
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- You're the new student, right? - Yeah, I'm the second year of middle school.
- Hey, you... - What?
- What do you want, Mr. Yamazaki? - Nothing.
Don't let him get away.
- Hello? - Hello?
- Yes.
- Is Mr. Yamazaki there? - Hello?
- Is Mr. Yamazaki there?
- It's me. - It's you?
You're the one who's been messing with Misato.
Who's Misato?
You're the one who's been messing with Misato.
Hey!
Say something!
Hey!
What do you want me to say?
Say something!
What do you want me to say?
Say something!
I'm waiting for you!
Come on!
I'm waiting for you!
What do you think?
Isn't it Misato?
No, it's not her.
This?
Ibukira bought it from Murakami.
It's super delicious.
It's super high-calorie.
Shut up!
Stop it!
You don't know what you're saying, do you?
I don't know what you're saying.
This is the worst.
Hello?
Are you in Yamazaki?
Yes.
You're Yamazaki, aren't you?
No, I'm Takasu.
What's up with you?
What do you mean?
I'm on my way.
Don't hang up.
I'm on my way.
I'm not in Yamazaki.
Hello?
Wow.
Wow, this place is amazing.
This place is amazing.
You don't know where you are, do you?
No, I don't know where I am.
I thought you'd told me.
I'm here.
Who is it?
Can you get out of there?
I'm in trouble.
I can't get out of here.
I'm in trouble.
No, I'm not.
What is it?
No, I'm not.
Which one is Yamazaki?
Yamazaki is this way.
No, I'm not.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
No, I'm not.
I'm sorry.
I'm not.
I'm really not.
I'm not.
I'm sorry.
Get out of here!
I'm sorry.
What are you talking about?
Wait.
No, I'm not.
Wait.
Wait and tell me.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm sorry.
I'm leaving.
Hello!
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving!
Ouch!
I'm going to die!
Let's run away.
Ouch!
You should have told me when you got the call.
You're really bad at this.
Target No. 4
The first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai" is "Chikichiki Naki Bokuro Okamoto Bikkuri Daisakusen"!
Next is Okamoto, who was a new manager at the time.
First of all, you two with the dark hair.
Next is the author, Motoichi-kun.
These two have become close friends.
They're like parents and children.
It's just a prank.
It's a prank where we show Okamoto that we're like parents and children.
But we're really like parents and children.
Target No. 5
Hey, you.
Bring me my clothes.
(Laugh)
(Singing)
I didn't do anything scary.
(Singing)
But you got it.
I got it.
You're fast.
You're good at grilling.
(Singing)
It's a dream of old people.
(Laugh)
(Ringing)
She's scared.
(Laugh)
She's scared.
(Laugh)
Lower your head. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. (Laugh)
Motoichi is doing like that again.
(Laugh)
You! You! What are you doing?
Oh, it was a tough prank!
Tokyo is not a scary city!
It's the other side of the boundary. (Laugh)
You're really like Niro! (Laugh)
Target No. 5
The first time in "Gag no tsukai wa narende", the world's new record holder! (Laugh)
The last one is "Matchan's prank", which is rarely seen now. (Applause)
Today, I'll do it.
Well, first of all, I'll explain today's "sissy".
What does it mean?
Well, you know, there is a phone box here.
I see.
What can we put in it?
I see!
Well, let's do it.
First of all, it's a practice.
If it's closed, we can't apply for it.
(Laugh)
It's open!
Oh, it's delicious!
It's delicious here!
It's delicious! It's delicious!
It's delicious there! It's delicious there!
I have to work harder.
I have to remember how I felt when the coin locker threw me away.
Who?
The woman threw you away.
If you start with a big one, you can't fail.
You go in a little lower.
Don't come here.
Oh, that's good.
What?
Did you come here to do this?
I didn't come here to kill you to deceive you.
(Laughter)
It's suffocating. It's suffocating.
It's bad. It's bad. It's bad.
What are you doing?
(Laughter)
Hey, I don't like it.
The box is long.
I'm nervous.
I don't know what to do with it.
It's gross.
Let me lie down on it.
It's so foggy.
Mr. Yamazaki!
No, no! Everyone, first of all, don't overdo it!
These guys, if only ...
Did you know?
I knew it!
If only ...
Don't play with me!
But ...
Applause!
Don't be fooled like this!
Stop it!
Don't worry about it!