AISubs v3.5
I won a tournament and won 3 million yen
2 hour live broadcast
National voting system introduction
Fighting, youth, special edition tournament
3, 2, 1
National voting system introduction special edition tournament
Everyone is doing their best
Buy whatever you like
I see
People like them are poor
They don't have many things
Buy whatever you like
They are shit
You say they are shit but you are laughing
I have something to tell you
You need something you can hold
I'll ask you why you want it
You might not like it
Think about it
If you put it down once while you are carrying it, it will be returned
Isn't it obvious?
I'm about to start
Time is 15 minutes
What?
No way
I'll tell you what I have
I'll tell you that too
I only have B1
Only B1?
Give me that
It's red
Ta-da!
Suga-chan!
Let's go to 7th floor
By the way, Suga-chan is out now
I'll return this ball
What?
There's a possibility that it'll be Suga-chan again
That's right
Suga-san is popular
Suga-chan, tell us what you want
What is it?
It's a TV
Wait a minute! There should be a TV at home, right?
Well, well, well
Why do you want a TV?
It's old
But even if you take it, it's pretty big, right?
That's right
You can't hold it, right?
It's thick
Let's go
This one is bigger, right?
No, you can't hold it
Is it 135,000 yen?
Yes
Please study a little more
I don't care
How much is it?
It's -135,000 yen
135,000 yen
I don't care
But I won't choose what I chose earlier
It's true!
It's true
Hurry up
To the 4th floor
To the 4th floor!
Suga-san, stay like that
It's only the 1st floor
Are you okay?
Let go of me!
Suga-san!
Yes?
Don't push me
Hey, you guys!
It's okay if you push me a little more, right?
Yes!
And the code, too!
Yes!
Push me!
Okay, okay!
Don't push me!
Okay, I'll do it!
You have a deep karma!
Okay, I'll do it!
You have a deep karma!
Why are you wearing a suit?
No, well...
You're fine with this, right?
No, well...
I'm getting married next year.
What?!
This is definitely a lie!
Really?!
I'm getting married.
I have a family of my own.
I have a family of my own, and I have to go to my parents' house.
I want a proper suit!
Didn't you get married last year?
This is definitely a lie!
If you say it like that, I'll change my mind.
Then...
A tree?
No, it's not a tree.
I'm sorry.
I'll change my mind.
I'm fine with it.
Change it! Change it! Change it!
It's a lie!
This is the second time!
I don't want it!
I'll change it!
Okay!
I'll change it!
It's a lie!
I'm sorry!
It's okay!
This is a car.
It should make you really happy.
It's a dirty area.
Who's next?
Okay!
It's a lie!
What should I do?
Tell me why you're wearing it.
It's a misunderstanding!
Come here, everyone!
Wait a minute!
Why are you wearing baby clothes?
It's a misunderstanding!
Isn't this cool?
Why are you wearing a watch?
It's not cool to wear a watch at a time like this.
It's not cool!
Next!
Wait a minute!
You're lying!
It's not cool to wear a watch!
Why are you wearing a watch?
Because you're a kid!
You're a kid!
What are you doing?
It's cool!
Wait a minute!
It's not cool!
Wait a minute!
It's not cool!
You're lying!
What is it?
I want a carpet!
Two?
Two is fine?
No, two is fine!
Five is okay?
No!
I'm sorry!
Because of the rain, you cannot go out.
Hey, you!
Don't say that!
Mr.Hepo!
The stove!
I don't need it.
The stove!
Can I wear this?
You must wear it when you walk.
Okamoto!
Yes!
Thank you!
Five times!
Are you sure you know what you're saying?
Are you okay?
You're making me blush.
Did you put it on?
No, I didn't put it on at all.
Again with the silverware!
What's wrong with me?
I want to have it!
Then give me some next time.
I'm sorry!
What are you trying to do?
You have nothing to do with it!
I'm sorry!
Forgive him!
You're sweating a lot!
I'm going to eat you up!
Please!
Matsumoto!
That's enough, Matsumoto!
Alright!
Please!
It's Tsutsumoto!
Do you call me Matsumoto?
Six times!
Who's next? Tsutsum?
Six times!
Six times?
What is it?
It's an umobuton.
I've never used an umobuton before.
Because I'm a gimmoniac.
You won't be able to bring it home.
But it looks light.
It's a five-point set.
This is an umobuton.
It looks light.
You can't bring it home.
I've never used an umobuton when I was young.
It's an umobuton.
It's a five-point set and it's 68,000 yen.
Can one person hold it?
It's light, isn't it?
It's different, isn't it?
The color is different, isn't it?
I've never used an umobuton in my life.
I've come up with a new game.
What kind of game?
Is it a work place?
Or a school meal?
Why do you want to eat at a school meal?
It's a game, isn't it?
Eat!
It's very popular in America.
That game.
Oh, you're going to say it?
Say it.
You can't teach me for free.
That kind of fun game.
For example, a game is...
In the past, there was a game of tag.
Yes, yes, yes.
You can do it easily.
Yes, yes, yes.
Is it that kind of game?
No, you know, it doesn't cost you any money.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's definitely going to be exciting.
Just say it!
Why don't you just tell me for free?
Eh, I'll do it right away.
No, tell me about that new game.
I can't tell you in that way.
It makes me feel bad.
When you're being taught by others,
you have to wear one of those pinholes.
I'll stop you.
You know, um...
Sing a song.
Huh?!
You make a song with ad-libs, one song at a time.
Lyrics.
It's very popular in America,
where people ask you about your memory and songwriting skills.
You must be thinking, "Huh? Is it that funny?"
Three more minutes.
Doha! Doha! Doha!
It's coming.
You really think so?
Yeah.
You kind of look like an idiot.
You...
Yeah.
You look like an idiot.
Why?!
What's with that face?!
Are you ready?
I'll go first.
Okay.
I like you.
Then you have to sing "I like you" and "I like you"
and add the next line and give it to me.
Go ahead.
I like you.
Since the day we met.
Okay.
I like you.
Because I had you at that time.
Oh, I made a mistake.
Don't be like that.
Don't be like that. Get angry harder!
Hit me!
From the beginning!
You're always like that!
Right?
Yes.
Let's do it.
Yes.
Ebi!
Wait a minute.
You say "ebi" at the beginning of a song, don't you?
Yes.
Let's do it.
Forever!
Go! Go!
Forever!
Go! Go!
Whatever you like!
Forever!
Go! Go!
Whatever you like!
Forever!
Go! Go!
Whatever you like!
Go! Go!
Whatever you like!
Go! Go!
Hey, you're like Apache Akiburen.
Go!
Teach me only the beginning.
What did you say?
You always forget the beginning!
Forever!
That's right!
Forever!
Go! Go!
Whatever you like!
She was in uniform at that time.
I and she were in uniform.
Forever!
Go! Go!
No, no, it's really funny, but...
But what happens in the end? If you forget or something like that...
Ah, you lose!
Ah, you lose, dad!
No, no, dad!
If you do it at home...
If it was you...
It's a really good family.
Day and night...
You...
What?
You...
What?
Is that the reason you're burning up?
I like you!
Go, I'll say it too, mom.
Presentation in progress.
Let's change the subject.
You're so cool!
You're a man, you know!
Like Fujiko Fujio F wrote it.
You're a man, you know!
For example, if you're driving and there's a girl of your type...
"Ah, she's fine." If there's a girl like that...
Like, if you're driving and you're looking at her...
Ah, yes, yes.
"Ah, how cute you are, young man." She'll go like that.
I drank a lot, didn't I, young man?
Eh, what do you mean you drank a lot?
Is it that easy for you to break up with me?
It's not like you can get out of a car and get off at once.
Hmm, it happens sometimes.
You know, recently, you know, women's fashion is...
It's popular now, isn't it?
Not only women, but everyone wears boots like this.
Ah, is that so?
Yeah.
I can't stand it anymore.
No, it's fine when you're wearing it.
Yeah.
Um, you open the door, don't you?
Yeah.
Look, it's already...
It's already like this.
It's already...
It's already at the entrance of the house.
Any woman will wake up from this.
That's right.
When I go to the bathroom, I absolutely have to go through the entrance.
Yeah.
And when I go through the entrance, I just have to look at it.
If you look at it, you're already sleeping, aren't you?
If you look at it like that, you'll fall asleep.
Is it only me?
Don't be so sloppy.
It happens sometimes like this.
No, no, no, no.
That's not true.
That's something girls should never do.
What are you talking about?
You're the one who's wearing those boots.
Why don't you just take me home?
What's wrong with that?
Hmph, just take me home.
Because, you know,
your way of thinking is weird.
If you wear boots like that,
what should you wear?
You can't help it if you have radioactivity.
It's definitely weird.
You know those futuristic cars?
If you drive one of those cars,
what should you wear?
"A full-body tights." "A full-body tights? I don't know about that!"
"That's one of them." "Right? Then it's weird." "It's fine, it's fine."
"And there are girls' short hair, right?" "Yeah."
"There are girls who say, 'Eh, it's cute,'" "Yeah."
But there aren't any guys who like short hair.
"Hey, short-haired girls, look down." "No."
"I feel sorry for you." "No."
"This is bad, but it's like that." "Why not?"
If you're a girl, you should grow it out. It's about time.
"Oh, I see." "Yeah."
Isn't it better if it suits you?
Short hair means,
since you're a girl,
they're telling you to grow out your hair,
"right?" "Yeah."
Short hair means,
you're taking advantage of your father.
No, no, no.
That's how you feel, right?
You're doing the same thing.
You have to stop doing that.
Short hair doesn't mean anything.
No, you really should be careful.
About what? Your boots?
My boots, my boots.
"Oh, your hair." "Yeah, my hair."
I see.
Well, that's...
Please don't say it.
You're a coward.
Why do we have to close the bathroom door?
Isn't it for sterilization?
Some people don't close the door.
But you only close the door.
- Then I'll die. - What?
- For smelly things, there's a lid, right? - That's right.
- That means, if you open that lid, it's really smelly.
- No, it's not like that! Until the next person comes in...
- After you left the toilet and pooped, the next person came in.
- "Oh, Hamachan, you don't smell."
- As expected of you, Hamachan! - What do you mean, "as expected of me"?
- Nice batting!
- And when you open it...
- It's coming!
- That real Hamada is coming!
- Hamada of live performances is coming!
- It's a long live performance.
- At that moment, how do you blow it in?
- For what purpose is it there? - I don't know that!
- Shall we go to the next one?
- I'll teach you how to distinguish between pee and water.
- How do you distinguish?
- Well...
- First of all, it's wrong to say "distinguish"...
- Well...
- You're alone, aren't you?
- That's wrong.
- No, it's not wrong!
- Everyone knows that!
- Why are you two alone? - No, no, no...
- You're alone.
- And...
- You're doing something different.
- You're doing "meeko", aren't you?
- No, no, no... "peeko"?
- "Meeko" doesn't exist!
- "Osugi" and "peeko" are similar!
- I don't know...
- Really, "meeko" exists in the beginning...
- Do you know "osugi" and "peeko"?
- We're in the same situation.
- All right, I'll say it properly. - Please do.
- Don't think you can get away with such a joke. - That's right!
- Don't think your parents are always healthy!
- I'm sorry.
- It says "panties".
- We don't live together.
- I'm hungry.
- Could you... tell me more?
- I'd like to ask your best friend, Masumoto - san... - Were you his best friend?!
- He said, "this is the only place you can stay overnight"...
- And at the end, he said, "there's also "oni - he""!
Is it a lie to say "there's only "oni-he""?
Please listen to me!
No, it's not like that.
I'm just saying "there's also "oni-he""...
Well, this is one kind of life...
You're married now, but...
At first, when you got married...
You thought "there's only "oni-he""...
But when you got married...
"There's also "oni-he""!
I see, I see...
I see, I know what you mean!
Well, you know...
A man's stubbornness...
I think it can't be helped...
Everyone is looking for "oni-he" somewhere...
And walking in the city...
Even for me...
Today, you...
Today, you said the best thing in a day!
Well, it makes sense!
About this...
Yes, yes...
So...
A woman...
She has to try to be the best in a day!
Right?
But which one is happiness?
Of course, it's the best in a day!
"There's only "oni-he""!
But...
Even if you say it's the best in a day...
In the end...
Some people dig up the best in a day and go to "oni-he"
I see, I see...
But...
As soon as you dig up the best in a day and go to "oni-he"
"oni-he" becomes the best in a day!
Oh, I see!
Well, it's a good thing!
It's a good thing in the end!
But...
"oni-he" will look for a different "oni-he" again!
So...
It can't be helped!
So...
A woman says...
I'll be the best in a day!
"I don't like "oni-he" anymore!"
You don't say "oni-he" anymore...
You only say "oni-he"
Oh, I hate it!
I hate it!