AISubs v3.5
All right!
But you've been working hard lately.
Yeah, I've been taking it seriously lately.
I've been invited to a lot of shows.
You've been looking around a bit.
Yeah, I don't know much about it.
I only have one body, so I can't do much.
What?
I only have one body, so I can't do much.
Your body?
Yeah.
Your body?
Yeah.
Do you want to do the opening?
Yeah.
Can you do it soon?
There's more after this.
Yeah.
I want to do the opening too.
You're right.
Yeah.
It's kind of late.
What are you doing?
Good morning!
How long had it been?
What was the reason?
Why did they go this far in variety shows?
Two beasts were seeking each other's blood
only for their thirsty throats.
Don't be afraid when you're angry.
Jimmy Onishi.
Stop it! Stop it!
Jimmy, stop it!
Game start.
Getting angry is quick.
Yamazaki Hosei.
Fighting for human rights.
Now, with the intensity never seen before.
What's up with you guys all of a sudden?
Koki-san, we're in the middle of a meeting, you know that, right?
We're in the middle of a meeting, you know that, right?
Don't hit me, Koki-san.
You're the one who hit me!
We're in the middle of a meeting about how to use kids!
No, no, I called you here today because I wanted you two to make up.
But we can't make up.
I can't make up either!
I hate this combination of you guys the most!
With who?
You, Eito!
What are you talking about?!
You! Other shows...
You!
No, him!
Other... shows...
You, Eito, stop it.
You! To be honest with you, you don't have any talent, do you?
Really.
Think about it.
You don't have any!
To be honest with you, you don't have any!
Who do you think you are?!
You don't have any talent!
You know what I'm saying, right?
You're slacking off in shows!
You're slacking off in "Vocabulary Tengou"!
You're not doing well!
What do you mean you're not doing well?!
Is that funny?!
You're not doing well!
You are!
You're not doing well!
You're doing better than you are!
Hey!
I'm taking off my clothes.
Why is it impossible?!
Hey!
Stop it!
Hey! Stop it!
Stop it!
Hey!
It's embarrassing.
Don't be so serious.
Don't be like that.
I'm not afraid of you.
I'm not like you.
Don't be like that.
Don't you know this atmosphere?
What will happen if you speak like that?
You know, right? I know, go ahead.
Do it.
I'm embarrassed.
It's embarrassing.
Don't be like that.
Whose second back is it?
Whose is it?
You always only care about your appearance.
Stop it!
Why do you do that?
Think about it seriously!
Who is it?
If you say it like that, your charm will spill out and it will be dangerous!
You have a reputation of peace, don't you?
If you can do it properly, I don't like it!
You are jealous of me, aren't you?
How many years have you been with me? Do you know my seniority?
Whose is it?
You have a reputation of peace, don't you?
That's how you feel!
Don't make fun of me.
Hey!
Shut up!
What are you doing?
Don't talk about me.
I'm talking about you.
I'm talking about you!
Idiot!
Idiot?
I'm talking about you!
What are you doing?
It hurts.
Are you okay?
Don't make fun of me.
Don't you want me to leave you alone?
You don't know what's going on around you.
What's going on?
Ask the world what it's like in Yamazaki.
It's as bad as you think.
What?
As bad as you think?
Wait a minute.
What?
What are you doing?
You scared me.
You should go home.
You scared me.
I know how to use it.
How do you use it?
No, not like that.
Don't act cute to me.
I'm not.
You're saying that because you're two years younger than me.
I don't care what you say.
You're two years younger than me.
Shut up!
Are you serious?
Shut up!
I'm ashamed of you!
Why do you bother us?
Because you're here.
Will you lose your job?
Because you're here.
Stop it!
I said stop it!
Stop it!
It hurts! Stop it!
Stop it!
You're doing it on purpose, aren't you?
Stop it!
I said stop it!
It hurts!
I said stop it!
Give it to me!
You're annoying!
You should stay away from me!
Leave me alone!
I'm with you!
Get out of the way, you!
Go home, go home.
I'm going home.
I'm done with you.
Stop it, Yamazaki!
Mr. Nam!
It's hot! It's hot!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Mr. Yamazaki!
Hello!
It's quiet.
There are a lot of customers.
It's quiet.
I understand.
It's terrible, really.
What is it?
It's been a while, hasn't it?
When you talk, it's like...
It's like that.
Thank you very much for that.
What will you do?
Huh? What?
Would you like some snacks?
No, no. I don't eat anything.
You don't eat anything?
I don't eat anything.
You really don't eat anything?
No, I don't.
Can you do it with your mouth?
Um...
It looks like a talk show.
I said I don't eat anything.
You said you don't eat anything. Are you my partner?
I said I don't eat anything.
You said you don't eat anything. Does that mean you don't eat anyone?
It's not like that. I thought it was funny.
Of course it's funny. You're my partner.
I don't want you to do it either. I don't want you to do it, but I think you're good at it.
Why?
Why am I good at it? Of course you're better at it.
Your mouth is a good mouth.
It's a good story.
Is it?
Yes.
Komurasaki.
I don't like that name.
Komurasaki? What kind of name is that?
It's no use.
Komurasaki? I don't like that name.
I don't like that name. I've been saying it for a long time.
Who is the male idol who used to be popular and is now embarrassed when they have an affair?
It's not like that.
You know...
I don't know if being a "talent" is a joke or not, but once you become a male idol and fall down, you look really ugly, don't you think you look uglier than a normal male idol?
When you go out and stuff like that?
No, when a girl has sex and her friends say "you're a weirdo"
If you're going out right now!
If it's like that, it's fine, but isn't it a little tough?
Isn't it embarrassing to say "I had an affair"?
It's not embarrassing... it's fine, isn't it?
Isn't it tough?
No, I've had it before!
No, it's tough!
No, it's a little tough!
No, I've had it before!
When you go out and stuff like that, you look really ugly, don't you think you look uglier than a normal male idol?
No, it's fine...
It's tough, isn't it?
You don't want to do it, do you?
I had an affair
"Japanese Female Comedian" "Tamayo is very popular in America"
It's written in some book, but is it really interesting?
Is it like you can get a Dockers and a Bakusho?
"Mr. Hamada, tell me..." "Why?!"
Why are you asking me?
I heard you came to an eastern radio station.
An eastern radio station.
And I heard you've been in America for a long time.
I've never been to America!
What? Is that all you can say?
That's all I can say!
What? You've never been to America?
I told you I've been to America! I've never been there!
Oh! I'm going there for the first time!
To Hawaii!
Oh, you've been there, haven't you?
What?!
I don't think so!
What are you talking about?
I don't think so! I don't think so!
I don't know who I am!
You look like yourself!
Let's meet up!
I don't think so!
That's what he said.
You're a tough guy!
He's tough!
He's like a jockey. He stands up and plays.
You know, like in America.
Or in Japan.
Hair nude is really popular right now,
but you can't do it like that.
If you're going to do it, don't do it like this.
He'd do it like this and put his hair in advance.
His hair all over his mouth and around here.
No one would laugh like that.
You're stupid!
How do you know that?
This is really funny!
I really want to meet you.
You want to meet me?
I really want to meet you.
I really want to talk to you.
Let's sit down and talk.
He's sighing like crazy.
It's really funny!
Some people say it's funny!
It's funny!
What's funny?
Why does that sound like love to me?
I don't think it's funny enough!
I don't think so!
People say it's funny.
Yes, funny.
If you get caught in a short circuit.
You go home from the love hotel and you call him.
At that moment, what do you think is right?
Well, I think...
That's how it is.
Most of the time, humans are taught by their parents, right?
For example, even if you want to poop, you learn how to do it from your parents, right?
Like how you do it.
Did you learn it yourself?
Like a technique.
Like how you poop.
You learned it from your parents, right?
You learned it, right? Even though you don't remember it.
That's right. Humans learn everything from their parents.
You can't ask your parents how you get out of a love hotel like this, right?
Well, you know...
How did you get out of it?
Well...
I'm getting out of it now.
But you know, that's weird.
Why?
I'm getting out of it now.
No, I got out of it!
But it's hard to understand, isn't it?
Is it hard to understand?
I'm getting out of it now.
Don't call me while you're doing it!
Don't say, "I'm getting out of it now."
But...
You're misunderstanding me.
But you think so, don't you?
I'm getting out of it now.
You think so, don't you?
To put it in detail...
It's over now.
Even if you say that to me...
Even if it's over...
No, it's not over yet.
My love story...
Is it over?
It's too cool.
What are you talking about?
Some people watch love hotels now.
But when we go out...
It's the same for us girls.
It's the same for us.
Don't say "one, two"
This is Unison.
Then you say "our"
Our
One, two
Our
love story
is over
You have to say that.
You're probably waiting for an ambulance at the entrance.
Even people like you!
Yes
It's a shame.
It used to be more.
So you've been doing that in the past?
Yes, I have.
You call her once a day and say
Are you going to call?
Say 'our'
That's when a woman says "our"
That hurts.
It hurts.
How did you do it?
I can say it five times.
What's wrong?
I can't say it with my voice.
You can't say it with your voice?
You're like "what?"
New Year's is "youth"
You can't say it like that.
You're forgetting your age again.
Yes, yes.
Kanano
That kind of thing.
Our youth
Yes, yes.
It's more than "multiple"
all-star
Kanano
That letter from Shizuoka the other day.
Yesterday, yesterday.
You got a letter?
I did.
It was in the poster?
Yes.
I read the poster.
It's amazing from the start.
It's about Fairlady Z, but what should we do?
Oh, I asked her for it.
What?
"I want Z, so look for it," I said to her.
I didn't say anything.
When you got here, did you talk about cars?
Not at all.
It's like that from the beginning.
Well, it's...
Why don't you tell everyone about it?
Tell you what?
I don't know.
It's pretty.
Who?
Who says it's pretty?
I don't know.
I really don't know.
Why don't you tell your parents about it?
Well, it's...
I can't read it because it makes me feel bad.
It's about Fairlady Z, but what should we do?
Well, it's...
Why don't you tell everyone about it?
It's about Fairlady Z, but what should we do?
"How are you doing?" "It's cold, isn't it?"
That's how it usually starts, isn't it?
It starts with "fee".
First of all, letters don't start with "fee".
It starts with "katakana".
Did it start with "katakana"?
I don't know why, but at the end of letters,
it started with "japanese number".
Does it mean "throw something"?
What should we throw?
Japanese number.
When you take a bath and wash your hair, you feel like someone is behind you.
Why is that?
I just feel like someone is behind me.
Why is that?
There are many "oh"s in the world.
I said something weird.
When you wash your hair, you feel like someone is behind you.
Wash it well, oh.
What is that?
Is it in every action?
If it's a bath, it's a bath and it's not a bath king.
When you're washing your hair, wash it well.
Think about it. What is a bath king?
No, I mean, if you take it all in, will you live alone?
When you're washing your hair like this, the king of washing your hair comes and when you're washing your body, the king of washing your body comes again.
Can you see everything that the bath king followed me twice or three times?
Is it a theme or what is it a theme?
Why? When you're washing your hair, you come and it says okay.
Hey, I'm washing my body right now.
The king of washing your hair comes again and says, "Hey, I'm tired. Hey, I'm tired."
It's you, it's you, it's you.
I told you to get tired.
The bath king came and everyone could see it.
Your hair is OK! Your body is OK! You use it and it's OK!
"What's wrong with you?!" you say.
That's never-ending trouble!
Are you stupid or something?
What are you talking about?
You can't say "off-road" like that.
No, but if you say it like that, it won't take you long.
Even if you say it like that, you can't say it like that.
Even if you say it like that, you can't say it like that!
That's why I said "off-road".
How is that off-road?!
It only comes out when you're washing your hair.
What?
It only comes out when you're washing your hair.
Are you only washing your hair? You wash your body too, don't you?
Then wash it well. I've been watching you.
Oh, your body too?
Yes.
Is that all?
This is different.
This is a little different.
Wash it well.
It seems to be different.
Who do you listen to?
It seems to be different.
It seems to change quickly only when you wash it.
From what I've heard, you seem to be young.
Why are you young only there?
Recently, I've seen a poster saying "oden has started" in convenience stores.
But I've never seen a poster saying "oden has ended".
Why is that?
I don't know.
But if it's true, if it's true, you have to do it all.
As a rule of society, I have that kind of feeling.
So, before "oden has started",
how do you say it?
How do you say it?
When you say "oden has started" from today,
you say "oden, nice to meet you".
So, you have to start first.
Isn't it fine to start?
It's troublesome if you start suddenly.
Without saying hello.
Hello, it's me.
If you say it like that, you won't get customers.