AISubs v3.5
Well, it will fly, right?
To commemorate our 5th anniversary, we have received letters from many famous people. Thank you very much.
That's right.
We have received letters from overseas as well.
Yes, yes, yes.
From Michael Jackson.
We have also received letters from Stallone.
It says "Stallone" over there.
It's nostalgic! Your face is probably young!
Yes, yes, yes.
5 years ago, when I was in my 20s, I saw this and gave it to you.
Well, I heard about it the other day.
Is that so?
You know, Golden's show was decided the other day, right?
It was like that, right?
It was like that!
In the world of TV.
In the world of TV, when it's decided, it's decided right away!
It's decided, right?
Yes.
It's decided, right?
The ban of Japanese entertainers.
The history of "competition and punishment games".
The first page started with a casual talk like this.
But, Kouhaku was amazing, right?
Right?
No way! Which one was it?
Eh?
People who watch TV know.
Kakeoka.
Eh? Kakeoka.
What, what?
Which one won?
Let me say it first. Red won.
Hey, I know it.
If you lose...
You know...
Behind the "zoom in" morning, like this...
You know, you're fighting.
I don't think it's like that.
You know...
It's a little different song, but...
"Galala Nyororo"...
It's a refreshing morning, isn't it?
[Morning in Shizuoka]
Good morning! It's January 17th, Wednesday.
First thing in the morning, we head to Shizuoka and...
Zoom in!
[Morning in Shizuoka]
From what I've seen so far...
By 5 a.m. this morning...
There were 146 cases.
And 154 people were injured.
It seems like strange people are coming in the morning.
It seems like they're going to be able to fly normally...
Wearing freezing protection material on the runway.
It seems like it's going to go well.
It seems like we're going to fly today.
However...
If you're in the shade, you'll slip and fall.
So I'd like you all to be careful.
Well then, Nippon Network...
Towards your smile of the morning...
Zoom...
In!
[Morning in Shizuoka]
I'm sharp-tongued and...
No matter what you say, I can return it with vinegar.
Watermelon.
Crow.
Sushi.
Shiwasu.
You said it!
The shiwasu I said earlier was two years ago's shiwasu.
That has nothing to do with it!
Wait, wait!
Wait!
Okay, that's enough!
You can't do that!
[Morning in Shizuoka]
Wait, you!
Hey, don't eat it!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Shut up!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Don't grab my hand like that!
Nice!
This is nice!
You're cool now.
At 1:40 a.m. on Tuesday,
Let's watch "Downtown" with Gaki and Arahen!
[Downtown]
At 1:40 a.m. on Tuesday,
Let's watch "Downtown" with Gaki and Arahen!
[Downtown]
This year's All-Stars.
Yes.
Will Serig win or will Parig win?
Yes.
Let's bet on it.
Yes.
If I win...
Parig!
What about you?
Parig.
Yes, Jan.
Yes.
Do Karaburi and kneel!
Come on!
Double flare!
[Downtown]
Do you want me to say "Ready, set, go"?
It is now 3,500 rpm.
It is about time.
Thank you for watching.
Can Ryo Ashley land safely? In an instant! Landing is the problem!
I can't express it in words.
Thank you very much.
Please come again.
I'm quite impressed.
Thank you for watching.
Yes, yes, yes.
Sanji, are you coming?
Yes.
Don't tell me you'll say "welcome" when I open the door.
Yes, yes.
I'll go without delay.
You go home.
It's all right. I'm doing it now.
Who made Sanji's make-up like this in the first place?
Sanji's make-up like this in the first place.
Welcome!
Sanji's make-up like this in the first place.
Welcome!
Now, let's start the match!
He threw the first ball with his whole body.
And the last batter is also in good shape.
Game set!
Look over there! These brave men have come!
Look over there!
They're just idiots!
Look at that rough wave!
From now on, you guys will push forward towards that rough wave, got it?!
Yeah.
Go!
(Gotta run!)
(Let's go!)
(Run!)
Go!
Sorry!
(Run!)
Ouch! My body hurts!
It hurts! It's scary!
(Run!)
Come and get it!
What are you doing?!
Come and get it!
Don't lose to Hamada like that!
Now, it's time for the match. 30 minutes long.
First of all, pass to the guard.
Pass to Miyoko.
Go, Hamada!
Out!
I can't take it anymore!
Wow! 40 meters!
It's really scary!
42 times of "NHK" song battles have been held.
I'm writing it down now.
I think white is more popular.
I think red is more popular.
My head is being held down.
15 seconds!
10 seconds!
8, 7, 6, 5 seconds!
4, 3, 2...
Wonderful!
After this, it's Hayami's "American Kids".
Nice to meet you!
We're still sisters!
American Kids
Hello, everyone!
I'm Hamada, and I'm a breeder!
Today, I'd like to introduce you to...
From Hinoe-Uma to Mesu-no-Ashika...
It's me, Hii-chan!
Please welcome, Hii-chan!
Hii-chan!
Stand up!
Greet him! Greet him!
Hii-chan, he's your friend!
Greet him! Greet him! Hii-chan, greet him!
Greet him! Greet him! Greet him!
By the way, in 1989's 40th episode, when Yusuko Mitai and Tetsuya Takeda were hosting...
...this was your first episode.
La la la, I'm sick of it, boo!
Well, I guess I'm white after all.
You're white?
Am I... Am I... Am I a fool?
Am I... Am I...
It's quite long! It's quite long!
Am I a fool? Am I a fool?
It's my first TV show this year!
I'm on it!
J-O-A-X-T-V, Channel Four.
This is Japanese TV.
After this is Hayami Yu's "American Kids"!
Watch it!
Hayami Yu!
Am I... Am I...
Am I a fool? Am I a fool?
Hello.
I'm glad you invited me to join Yoshimoto.
Now, Matsumoto has lost his mental balance.
He wants to clear this in one go.
Nice jump!
Now, the jump of fate!
He's in the first layer!
He's in!
This is also a failure!
What's wrong?
I can't do it!
What's wrong?
I can't do it!
Yoshimoto!
What's wrong?
Evian, come here.
What?
Evian, come here.
Evian!
Evian, come here.
What?
Evian, come here!
Come here!
Evian, come here!
Then, Hamada flew to Japan.
On a 15-hour journey in the sky, he arrives in Switzerland's Montmorency.
I can't stand it.
Evian, come here!
You shouldn't drink water in a place like this.
Excuse me, but we don't have water here.
There's a waterfall down there, and we can get water there.
Are you stupid?!
I don't know anyone like you!
What's up with you?!
Let me introduce you. This is Evian.
Shut up!
A sparkling splash is now poured into a bottle.
I drank it!
Congratulations, Hamada!
His dream has finally come true!
Once in a while, he takes a detour.
What?
Evian?
No, it's a city.
I didn't say anything earlier, but Alps water is Alps water.
Alps water came out of Evian, and that's why it's called Evian.
When Evian comes here, it doesn't go up.
Does it go up there?
When it gets off the plane and comes up here, does it hit it right away?
Because it's a penalty game.
A sparkling splash is now poured into the bottle.
Now, it's in!
It's true!
Congratulations! And you were stupid, Hama-san!
Now, your dream has really come true!
You're really annoying!
Are you okay?
What is it?! Does it hurt?!
I'm okay.
Fukuyama...
Fukuyama Masaharu...
Checkers, last year...
It's no good!
Whoa!
Good morning.
Hello.
It's me.
What?
Did you sleep?
Listen to my mother's scream!
Oh, mother!
Then watch your parents go!
It's me!
Together, it's me and...
...mother!
Mother has come.
She has come today, too.
I am...
...going...
...to bed.
Sorry.
Sorry about that!
Long time...
...no see.
You're the one saying "long time!"
Do you say "long time" every now and then?
It's dangerous to say "long time," but it's funny.
I like it.
You're boring.
You know...
I have a son in 2nd grade.
I don't have a 6th grader.
So I'm a donaldstein.
Donaldstein?!
I'm embarrassed!
I'm not laughing.
Bring me my money.
How much is it?
Bring me my money.
You want me to bring it?
Salt?
What are you going to do about your family?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Thank you very much!
Let's do our best next year!
No, let me think about it next year.
A confrontation and punishment game full of laughter in all directions!
In addition to that, there is also a special project that challenges such things!
For example, what I'm talking about now is...
Kin-chan's virtual captain.
I'm nervous.
Good evening! Nice to meet you!
Now, number 67 is Masumoto Hitoshi.
The title is "Chameleon".
Please select your title!
Boo!
I'm lost!
Ah! Come! Ah! Help me!
Nyorororo!
Thank you very much!
Result announcement!
Congratulations!
Today, you will be rewarded for your previous failure.
It was a shame!
Even though I tried my best!
Teacher, please improve your sense of humor!
Result announcement!
This is Kin-chan's class representative.
Yes!
Thank you for taking the preliminary round the other day.
Thank you very much!
By the way...
Yes!
The results of the C-sign test...
Yes!
Oh, is that so?
Thank you!
Where are you going?
Where did you go?
I can't see you!
I want to know where you went!
What are the results?
Let me tell you about the results first.
This time...
Yes!
Our...
Yes!
Result is...
Passed!
I'm nervous!
It's finally time for the last piece of work!
The last piece of work is...
Everyone, you know who it is!
Now, let's get to it!
Oh!
You look a little nervous!
No, no!
I'm... I'm nervous!
Thank you!
Now...
This is an incredible piece of work!
Now, let's get to it!
Number 40!
Passed line!
Now, how did it go?
How did Kin-san's teacher score?
Teacher, please improve your sense of humor!
What a shame! I'm glad you did it!
Teachers, please give us a little more!
Are you doing it alone?
Yes!
I'm doing it alone! Teachers, please give us a little more!
There it is!
Don't touch it!
No!
Congratulations! I'm so glad!
But...
You passed, but you can't win.
You want to win, right?
Yes!
Then give us a little more!
Yes!
Why are you looking up?
Please, teachers!
Yes!
No!
But...
It's hot! It's really hot!
You passed!
Hello!
Are you ready? I'm ready! Start!
If you're ready...
Ready...
Start!
Hurry up!
I don't know where to go.
To the back?
Let's go!
Wait a minute, I'm waiting for the train.
Are you ready?
Start!
Stand by me!
Oh, my, oh, my...
Stand by...
Fire!
Ha, ha, ha...
In the city's dusk and shadows,
words I send you as you go away.
It's better to hold back your tears until they wither
than to smile and be sad.
People can be kind to others
because they have a lot of sadness.
People can be kind to others
because they have a lot of sadness.
People can be kind to others
because they have a lot of sadness.
People can be kind to others
because they have a lot of sadness.
Since Mr. Sakamoto is busy, he wants to record more in his hometown, America.
After a 12-hour flight to New York, he heads to his studio in Broadway, Mecca of musicals.
I said "hawaii woo" but I don't know how I continued after that.
Wow, I'm scared. They're doing something. Look!
What's this? "No one is happy."
It's not funny at all.
No, no, no.
No one is happy.
It's been half a year since they last visited a recording studio used by top artists all over America.
Oh, hello.
Oh, you came.
I'm tired.
No, I'm not tired at all.
Do you want to listen?
Yes.
First, they listen to the song Mr. Sakamoto has prepared for them.
They have high expectations.
I see, that's how it is.
I understand your intentions.
You're lying!
No, I'm not.
You've been nodding all this time!
I don't know what you're talking about.
How should I put it...
You were four seconds late, weren't you?
The two of them decided to record a high-tension manzai.
Man, there's been a lot of scary stuff lately!
What are you talking about?
There's been a lot of scary stuff in the papers!
What are you laughing about?
If you say it like that, it's kidnapping!
Kidnapping? There's something like that!
You guys are disgusting!
You're taking little kids with you!
If you put 5 million yen in a green bag and put it in a yellow bag and put it in a red bag and leave it there...
I'll go get it in a black bag!
Do you understand?!
The picture is...
It's changed.
I'm exhausted.
I'm so exhausted!
I've never done anything like this before!
It's open, so you can go right away.
My feet...
I stepped on my feet...
Now...
I was apologizing with all my might.
I just said it out of pity.
Me?
It's been a while...
What are you doing?
I came to see you.
What are you talking about?
You're in big trouble right now.
I said it out of pity!
I was apologizing with all my might.
I just said it out of pity!
It's been a while...
Mr. Sakamoto, could you move a little to the side?
It's been a while...
The recording is safely finished.
It's finally the live debut!
Downtown.
The day of the live debut in New York has finally arrived.
This way.
This way?
This live house features only local and cutting- edge Chinese artists.
What will New Yorkers' reactions be like?
Let's go!
Let's raise your hands!
But you know...
What?
There are a lot of scary things in the world!
Well, whatever scary things there are...
I'm not scared of anything, especially ghost!
Ghost? What does that mean?
Well, you can just take that little kid with you!
Yes!
You can call me later!
Yes!
Hello!
Can you wait for five million yen?
Five million yen?!
Is it expensive?
No, it's five million yen!
Is it expensive?
It's five million yen!
Wait a minute!
What are you doing?!
If you want it, give it to me!
Yes, yes!
One more time! Wait!
The old woman said it!
Gensha loves you!
Tokyo, too! Gensha loves you!
Thus, Gensha Goes, an all-American artist born from a musical instrument maker,
hopes for even higher fame!
- There's a lot of you! - Yes, yes, thank you!
Good evening!
Twenty-four hours away from the prequel, "Motion" has changed from "Go!"
The two who finally got angry started this and got into a big fight!
Shall we decide on a dance?
A dance? When?
Let's just dance for now.
Five! Six!
- Please, please. - What is it? What is this?
I don't want a man!
A woman!
Of course!
I'll leave the big weirdo behind!
(music)
Ah! Stop!
Sorry, sorry. I made a mistake.
Go home!
Go home if you don't want to do it! Don't ignore me!
(music)
Amada, you're too straightforward.
Don't laugh like that!
Go home if you don't want to do it!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
OK.
Don't do it!
Go home if you don't want to do it!
I'm one year older than you.
Be honest!
I'm one year older than you.
If we can dance this dance beautifully,
we'll get off the UFO.
Let's all get off the UFO!
Music, start!
(music)
One, two, three, four!
(Music)
It's amazing that no one has done it and it didn't break.
How was it?
I think it's good.
I think it's better than Cooking Papa.
(Laughter)
Let me say one thing.
You guys don't like TV, do you?
(Laughter)
Don't pull my hand!
Don't say that to us.
(Laughter)
We're already...
All of a sudden...
It's okay, it's okay.
We were told to go up a little bit.
When we were brought here, we were told to sit down.
We were told to talk!
(Laughter)
(Music)