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The fifth annual punishment match!
Fifth round, black or white, who will win?!
In the past, we've done this 12 times in musical instruments.
Oh, it's become like that?!
Yes! This is the fifth time for black or white.
Oh, you've been doing it for five years.
Yes, I have.
Recently, no matter where you look at the channel, it's always a punishment match, punishment match!
It's been plagiarized a lot.
It's like this...
Why did you choose Hayashimai Knife?
If you bend it, will your underwear get dirty?
I don't think so at all!
That's what our producer, Suga, is saying.
If you bend it, will your underwear get dirty?
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
In the past, we've done it four times in black or white.
Yes!
White, white, white...
You're crazy!
I've lost all of them!
No, I've lost all of them, actually.
But when you look at it like this, it reminds you of it, doesn't it?
Really?
The flow of time is fast.
I am...
This is...
Am I stupid?
It was popular, wasn't it?
It was popular!
Well, for now, this is how it is.
Yes, yes.
Now, these are this year's red and white members.
Now, Matsumoto-san.
Yes, yes.
Let's look at the red group.
Yes!
What should we do? Well...
You are so manly!
I told you...
You are really persistent!
You should have checked properly before the performance!
Matsumoto-san!
You are so manly!
You made a mistake again!
That's...
That's not where it is, it's around here!
Well...
Please take care of me!
These brothers again!
No matter how many times you say it, it's the same!
What about the TRF?
What about the TRF and Ryoko?
I have no idea!
What about Matsumoto-san?
"On a journey to a shining season"...
You don't know, do you?
Well, I'll do that.
Well...
I think the red group is pretty weak.
But...
Are the men stronger?
In that sense...
You know Go Hiromi Ienai, don't you?
Hiromi Go...
Oh, Kodashin!
Kodashin!
Thank you!
My father's back.
I know my father's back, but I don't know the song.
Shall we listen to "My Father's Back"?
My son...
Hey, he's talking!
He's singing!
OK!
Sabu-chan, you can sing!
Sabu-chan, you can sing anything!
T-o-k-i-o!
TOKYO!
What is this?!
Isn't it selling well?
I don't know, but...
Let's listen to "TOKYO"!
Hey, you selling cellulose, get out!
This kind of thing can be thought of immediately!
What is that?!
That's it!
That's good!
It's selling well!
White sea bird!
Jajirobe!
I don't know, but...
If it's like this, it's definitely better not to put a geisha in here.
Right?
I don't know.
I know about you every year, but this year it's especially difficult!
Difficult...
Difficult!
I don't know at all!
OK!
Let's hear your opinion for now!
Why do you always ask me?
Let's hear your opinion for now!
Now! Which one is it?!
Me?!
Yes!
Well, I'm white.
Well, I'm white too.
This is white! No matter how you think about it, there are too many red and white guys!
Even if you say you're white and you don't know the song, you all know it!
That's right.
Well, it can't be helped, so let's decide with something simple!
A game or something?
Let's decide with a game or something!
I've prepared it a little, so let's get it out.
Ah, when I see badminton, I remember it for 24 hours.
It's a little blue, isn't it?
Well!
Anything is fine, but...
What should we go with?
What should we go with?!
Let's go with "kerokeropic".
Sure, "kerokeropic".
Yeah.
It's easy to decide.
Really?
Yeah.
Let's do this one.
This one? What's that?
You put the cigarette in here.
How many times?
Just once?
The first three times.
Okay, let's do that.
Can I go first?
Sure.
Not bad!
(Laughter)
Oh!
This is it!
Don't do it!
Whatever!
(Laughter)
It's weird!
(Laughter)
What? What? What?
(Laughter)
It's weird!
(Laughter)
It's weird! You just said two words!
(Laughter)
I got it!
(Laughter)
Dad, I got it!
What?
(Laughter)
It's weird!
(Laughter)
Let's do this!
(Laughter)
Oh, okay.
Right?
(Applause)
Let's do this!
Then you do that!
Wait!
(Laughter)
You can't do it by yourself!
(Laughter)
Even if you do it like this,
if you do it like this,
it's safe.
(Laughter)
You have to do it first.
Right! Right! Right!
(Laughter)
If you miss it, it's over.
(Laughter)
It's okay.
(Laughter)
Wow! I'm so excited!
(Laughter)
Let's do it!
(Laughter)
It's okay for me.
You made me do it.
(Laughter)
Right! Right! Right!
(Laughter)
This guy is bad-tempered!
(Laughter)
He told me to do it at the first try.
(Laughter)
It's a fight from there!
(Laughter)
I can't do it.
(Laughter)
I can't do it!
(Laughter)
I can't do it!
(Laughter)
(Groans)
Hey, wait!
What's up with you?
I'm supposed to be the one singing, right?
(Groans)
I'm scared!
This is it. This is definitely it.
(Groans)
Why?!
This is it.
This is it. This is definitely it.
I'm so nervous.
(Screams)
(Music)
Ladies and gentlemen...
(Applause)
Ah...
But I'm really weak in a match.
Why?
I don't know why.
I don't know if I can win or not.
I'm trying to know.
I don't know if I'm stupid or not.
Then you should go home!
No...
But I really don't know.
That game is weird!
I thought about it.
I've been thinking about it for 20-30 minutes.
It's weird.
No, you said it.
It's better for you to win.
I'll hit you.
But if you suddenly hit me, I won't hit you back.
I'm scared.
I won't hit you back.
I really don't know.
I want to avoid it this year.
But who decides it?
Does the judge decide it?
Hmm...
Or the phone?
Does the phone decide it?
Does the judge decide it?
The one in front of you.
Ah, no!
This guy is no different from Yachou no Kai!
Yeah.
He's a good guy!
Yes! I thought like that!
Say hello to Yachou no Kai.
Hey, you!
Why do you ask me?
How many times did I tell you?
You're not happy when I ask you like that!
Do you know Yachou no Kai?
No, I don't.
Come on, say it!
I just...
No!
You know him!
Look at the results.
It says white, white.
Yes, it does.
But white, white, white...
It's hard to say.
Maybe they're trying to get rid of him.
There's a possibility.
Right?
Maybe they're trying to force him out.
Maybe it's not right for him to be alone.
Maybe I should play the takuro.
No, but you know what a takuro is.
No, no.
You know what it is?
What do you know?
You've done it before, I don't know.
But I'm really pissed off.
Why?
It's unpleasant.
What's unpleasant?
When I was deciding, I was like...
Matsumoto, you know it, right?
Why do you say it twice?
Emphasize it. Emphasize it.
These guys, one by one...
Matsumoto, you lose!
It's like Canada.
The air...
It flowed here!
Matsumoto, you know it? Matsumoto, you know it?
That's unpleasant!
What do you want me to do?
Why is it unpleasant?
It's unpleasant. It's really unpleasant!
Well, well, but I don't know. I don't know which one it is.
I'm really weak in the real thing!
Well, I don't know about that.
My song is different, but...
I played billiards with Machi.
I was really bad at it, right?
I'm really, really good at it!
No, but I'm really good at it in the real thing!
In the real thing?!
Score! Score! Score!
No, no, but...
It's really good!
You know, you're trying really hard to make excuses, right?
It's ugly!
The camera...
If you go to the real thing, the camera will turn, right?
It shouldn't!
No, but...
It shouldn't!
No, but...
I don't have the ability for it.
I'm really good at it in the real thing!
I heard you say it too.
You said you were really weak in the real thing.
In the real thing?
No, I'm not good in the real thing either.
But I don't make excuses. I don't have the ability for it.
Next time, you'll play billiards for a special occasion, right?
I will. I'll play it tomorrow.
I also played it for a special occasion.
I played it with Misako Tanagawa when we were playing golf.
I wanted to kiss Misako Tanagawa, but I worked hard for it.
If you didn't want to do it, you wouldn't want to do it, right?
I didn't kiss you or anything like that.
Oh, you're right.
I don't know if you want to say it or not!
Oh, you're right.
No, I didn't say it was ugly.
I've never talked about it at this distance.
You know...
It happens sometimes.
Doesn't it?
Who was it?
She was a pretty actress.
She is a yakuza.
She has a monster in her mouth.
She is a yakuza.
She has an agency.
She has a monster in her mouth.
I was surprised.
What do you think?
I was talking and a young man came out.
I was surprised.
Wait! What do you think?
For me...
Happen.
Heppen.
Her nose is heppen.
I was surprised.
I'm glad I'm human.
If I were a dog...
I was surprised.
I'm glad I'm human.
I have an announcement to make.
My super car...
What's your super car?
Camaro.
Yes.
Camaro.
Black with matte paint.
Is it like a plastic model?
It's the only car in the world.
Is that so?
I decided...
to sell it.
I'm not going to sell it.
If you want it...
Next week...
I haven't decided where to sell it yet.
You can buy it online.
You can buy it in supermarkets.
Please come.
You can bring something.
You can negotiate.
Come!
I have to decide.
I don't want you to come.
Something worth 100,000 yen.
For example, if that person bought it for 100,000 yen in the past, that's fine too.
That's fine too, or if it's my room photo.
Worth 100,000 yen.
Worth 100,000 yen, if you think about it, that's fine too.
You can't just stand there and do it.
Eh, what?
Of course you can't take it with a Polaroid.
Ah, that's right, that's right.
You can do it in any pose.
But you can't show it to me.
What are you talking about?
Alright, it's my room photo!
It's a set-up, you know!
I'll ask you for a bit of money.
I'm the judge.
As long as it's only me.
That's right, anything is fine.
That's worth 100,000 yen, if you think about it.
That's right.
Of course, it can be something expensive.
I see, I see.
If you're over 18 years old and you have a driver's license.
That's right.
You can't sell it to someone who doesn't have a driver's license.
You can't give it away.
That's right.
For now, this is from me.
My house is just 25 inches away.
It's a Christmas present from me.
Isn't it nice?
Anyway, let's get in and go home.
If there's an election, I'm sure it'll pass.
It's really warm.
What is this warmth?
This...
k...
to...
k...
I'm trying my best.
Gesta.
Yes?
From me.
And you?
What?
What's with you?
Do you have a camera?
Yes, I do.
Right?
You.
A Christmas present.
What is this?
W...what?
W...what is that?
You're going to give me one?
Yes, yes.
What about you?
What are you going to give me?
Why should I?
W...what do you want me to give you?
That...
pistol...
you have in your bag.
Do you really think I'm popular?
Do you really think I'm rich?
It's not possible at all.
Is it possible?
No, it's fine.
It's your Christmas present.
It's fine, right?
You're really amazing.
No, no.
You can buy me a new car.
I don't need it anymore.
Buy me a new car.
Do you have money?
No, no, no.
That's not a car.
That's...
my cousin's dad.
My cousin's dad looks like this.
My cousin was really rich.
Like casting a spell on a witch.
That's a bad thing to do.
If you have one, I'll think about it.
What's the most expensive thing you have in your house?
Most expensive thing?
Most expensive thing.
But it's my car.
The one you're driving now.
Oh, that's my car.
It's not that expensive.
No, no, no, no.
You can't say it.
Say it louder.
You can't say it.
Oh...
What are you doing?
I should join in.
Leo? Cinnamon?
Bring me the car you're driving now.
No, I won't.
It's so cool, the car you're driving now.
What are you talking about?
Well, I'm going to pull it.
I'm not pulling it!
Are you pulling it?!
I'm pulling a dog's tail though.
I'm not pulling it. I'm not like that.
No, no. Sometimes you have to do it.
Enthusiasm, enthusiasm.
Who are you enthusiastic about?
A dog's tail.
But if you kill it, it's over.
No, I'm not killing it.
Even if I pull it with all my might, it's not going to...
Wah! Wah!
It's going to get really angry.
No, it's going to get angry!
I don't know.
Even in the morning, when I get out of the car, a rooster is waiting for me.
A rooster has stopped around here.
Even a rooster is like this.
Okay, okay.
In the foggy UK, I'm holding a violin.
That's amazing.
It's a virtue of man.
But sometimes you have to say "bang" or you won't know.
I'm going to show you.
What are you talking about?
Matsumoto-sama, you're saying a lot of big predictions.
That's true.
What did I say?
What predictions? What did you say?
I've said a lot of things.
What did you say?
How many years will we live?
What did you say?
But it's not like that.
It's not like that.
No, no, no.
What did you say?
First of all, I'm short of rice.
Liar! You haven't said anything like that!
I've said in this show that I'll be short of rice next year.
No, you haven't.
Let me see.
No, you haven't!
- Well, I'll show you now. - No, you haven't!
No, you haven't!
- I'm short of rice. - Yes.
- I'm short of water. - Yes.
- Next year... - Yes.
I'll be short of glasses.
This is interesting.
I'm short of glasses.
There are a lot of glasses in the shop now.
They're all gone.
All the couples who walk down the street have lost their glasses.
I'm looking for them because I dropped them.
Why are you walking around like that?