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For example, as a man, if you only look at my face, you'd give me about 30 points, wouldn't you?
Even if you said you'd give me 30 points, you'd think I'd give you 50 points, wouldn't you?
That's no good!
Good morning.
You said 30 points.
Don't say that.
But I saw you last week and you were low.
But everyone laughed at you.
No, it's funny.
What do you think, Tabats?
I don't know what you're talking about.
If you say 30 points, it's about 55 points.
But my 30 points don't move?
Your 30 points don't move.
If my 20 points don't move, it's sad.
It's sad.
But is 20 points okay?
20 points is hard.
You say it and you get angry.
Who do you think you are?
But you're angry.
It's natural.
You can't be like that.
What do you think, Tabes?
I like you more.
You like me more than me?
But you know...
There are various opinions.
You're crazy!
I'm not crazy!
You're crazy!
Hey, Motoichi.
What do you think?
No, 30 points is pretty bad.
Are you still paying attention?
You don't think so!
No, Matsumoto-san...
Don't lick me!
I shouldn't lick you.
But I think you should.
What do you think, Sugai-san?
The show was interesting, but...
I think I said too much.
Of course you did!
So you're saying I'm bad?
I'm not saying you're bad, but...
You're a little immature.
If you say that, it makes me feel bad.
I don't like it at all!
But you know...
You're saying that...
Because you like me, right?
But you know...
You like me, don't you?
But 30 points is 30 points.
30 points is 30 points.
But you...
But you know...
You're crazy!
That can't be helped!
It can't be helped.
But what you're saying...
What? What?
What did you say?
What's wrong?
Nothing.
What's wrong?
What about it? What about Ogamoto and you?
No...
I don't think you're a man.
What are you talking about?
You can't say that!
You have to look at it calmly.
You can't say that!
You can't say that! Look at it!
That's right! I have a bad feeling about it!
But you're really into it, Okamoto!
But you're a farmer's man!
Next!
Which one of you is faster?
From the first glance, it's Mazamoto.
Of course!
You!
You're too proud of yourself!
Takasu, you're clearly faster!
You're the fastest among us!
What do you say, Takasu?!
Takasu!
You can't say that!
You're ugly!
What?!
You can't say that!
Takasu!
I can't hear you!
You can't say that!
Takasu!
What are you doing?!
Hey, you!
What do you say?
You can't say that!
Either way, it doesn't get it good.
I don't think it's that high of a score.
What is "Johannes Kaul"?
It's beautifully written.
It's just...
Motoichi and Takasu are really tall!
Motoichi is getting really funny!
As a producer, I guess I'll have to end it here.
Of course!
You never say anything funny, so...
Shut up!
You're picking a fight!
Who are you to say what you want, producer?
Shut up!
Get out of my way!
Come to think of it, I'm pretty manly, right?
Let's go eat something!
Let's go!
What do you think, everyone?
Bye!
Don't fall!
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I overslept last night.
I didn't get enough sleep.
Overslept?
I overslept.
Oh, you did?
I went to bed at five in the morning.
When I woke up, it was five o'clock.
I didn't get up at all.
Doesn't your head hurt?
No, it hurts a little.
Doesn't it?
I didn't get up for 12 hours.
In the morning, I felt like I was kissed by a prince.
Where?
No, I'm serious.
I woke up at five in the morning or five in the evening.
I've told you many times.
You can't sleep like that.
No, it's not like that.
There's a reason for this.
I finished work yesterday and was about to go home.
I was about to turn off my cell phone.
It was the moment I was about to turn it off.
I see.
I said yes.
Matsumoto said, "Matsumoto, I'm going to get fired."
I said, "I'm going to get fired."
He said, "Come now."
I said, "I'm going to get fired."
I saw it.
I said, "What is it?"
He said, "You were imitating me."
Wada Akiyo.
Was it Wada Akiyo?
That's right.
He said, "It's me, it's me."
I said, "Really?"
He said, "Come now."
I said, "You're pretty good."
It was already finished.
You know, in the God's Movie...
Yes.
...when I imitated you.
At the confrontation.
Yes.
He looked like he didn't like it.
He...
He was nervous.
But when he was called to a store...
It was like this.
It was Akiyo.
It was a big deal.
Old man!
Come here!
You were in a good mood, weren't you?
You were always like that.
I'm curious about one thing.
Why are you in a hostile relationship with your partner, Koji Matoba?
Oh, I'm Koji Matoba.
Well, we didn't look like each other, but I'm Koji Matoba.
Why Koji Matoba?
I don't know what Koji Matoba means, but will you tell me about it?
Oh, you're here.
I don't know what it means, but I think he's a talented entertainer.
But as Koji Matoba, I don't know anything about him.
You don't know anything about him?
If you don't know anything about him, I don't think you're in a relationship with him.
I know you know him, but you don't know anything about him.
You know him, don't you?
I don't know if you know him or not.
Oh, you don't know him?
Oh, you know Koji Matoba?
I don't know Koji Matoba.
You don't know Koji Matoba?
Oh, you don't know Koji Matoba?
I really don't know Koji Matoba.
I happened to see it, and when I saw it, I laughed because I was number one, and when I laughed because we were together, I said, "What's funny?"
I cried when I saw it.
It's a stupid act.
Oh, I see.
But it's a typical drunken act.
It's a typical drunken act.
He's moving with a strong pionism.
I'm scared!
And he's still saying, "I don't give a f*** about anyone."
That's right. Before...
What?
Before, you said you gave a f*** about Mr. Ahako.
What are you talking about?
You said it! You said you gave a f*** about me!
I didn't say it, though!
Oh, you're becoming a salaryman now.
No, you're becoming a salesman now.
I didn't say it, though!
Well, it's funny that you said you gave a f*** about me,
but I'm in the middle of something now,
so if you gave me a f*** about me,
it'd be pretty big, wouldn't it?
Drink it up!
Alright! Let's go home for today!
What's with that?
Oh, thank goodness!
It's like you wanted it, right?
Yeah, you wanted it, right?
You wanted to go home!
So I came in front of the store,
and said, 'Thank you for today,'
and I got so drunk,
that I ended up like this.
Of course you did!
To that guy! To that guy!
To this Western-style greeting!
That's amazing!
Of course it is.
And when I did this,
my face looked like this.
It looked disgusting.
So I was like, 'What the f***?!'
Boom! Boom! Boom!
And I got three hits!
Really?
No, no, for real!
Gaaah! Gaaah! Gaaah!
And I got hit.
You got three hits!
No, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's better if you say it
For now, you're a manager and you're a firm person, right?
You're always holding a chain
Why?!
Mentally
It feels good, doesn't it?
It feels good, it doesn't really chain you
Yes, yes
But you're holding a chain and doing this
Yes, and you're locking it up
You said you were alone yesterday, so when will that chain ever come off?!
It'll be pulled off, right?
You always said that!
Say it, say it, say it, say it!
It was about to go up on the building!
It did!
You're a real monster!
Well, well, but it's good, isn't it?
You're our senior, so it can't be helped
Um... by the way!
This is going to get a little administrative
Why?!
I'm really sorry, but...
Why is it administrative?!
The staff has been telling me about it
I don't really want to do it either, but...
I've been working on "Boji Boji" this season
I've been doing it
Kouhaku Utagasu
Which one wins?
It's been a while...
A while?!
We have to do a battle
I see, I see
That's what happened
Ah, is that so?
Nice to meet you
Likewise
Let's decide on "Kouhaku"
That's what's going on
"Kouhaku" is red or white?
Which one wins?
And we're doing the behind-the-scenes of "Kouhaku" on "Nittere"
That's why we can watch it together on TV
Ah, I see, you're telling me what's going on now
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I can tell by that
Even when I'm off work, "Kouhaku" and I are always watching it together
You're watching it, right?
Especially today
You can watch it on the spot
That's good, right?
And now!
As soon as we decide on red or white...
I always tell "About" to decide
And you usually say "white" or "red"
And you win
But we're playing rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors is completely unfair
Why?!
And now!
We have to decide whether we want red or white first!
Why do you say that twice?!
Is it okay?
And this rock...
No, no, no!
How about it?
Can't you run it?
Huh?!
Run it?
Yeah, what is it?
A 100m race
So who wins?
Who gets the right first?
You can't say that to the staff here
No, no, no, of course I can say it
The one who runs 100m and wins decides
Even if you win at 100m...
If you say "white" and "red" wins, it's the worst case
Yeah, yeah, that's the worst case
This is also the worst case
But, you know...
That's fine, right?
Can't you eat anything afterwards?
No, not really...
Just say it already! You talk too fast!
By the way, are you sure you can win against me?
I can win... I can win enough...
Eh? Eh? What did you say?
I can win easily...
100 meters...
How fast do you think you can run?
I don't know how fast I can run.
How fast do you think you can run in 50 meters?
I don't know how fast I can run in 70 meters.
Do you think you can win against me?
Well...
Why?
Don't talk about it.
Really?
Because you are very fast.
How fast do you think you can run?
You said it!
No, no, no!
You said it!
You said it and came back!
Say it again!
You are wasting my time!
What are you doing?
You are wasting my time!
Don't touch me!
I'm right there!
I just stopped because you touched me!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm right here!
I said it twice!
Did you hear that, Tenten?
It's really, really fast!
How many seconds, Tenten?
I think it's really, really...
Really?!
I'm serious!
11, 12 seconds, right?
No, no, it's not like that!
That's right!
I can't stop!
I can't stop doing this!
What are you talking about?
What can't you stop?
I can't stop doing things that are fast!
That's funny of you to say that!
But if you were in a group you'd know, right?
Which one would win.
That said, I might be in Geisha Girls, you know?
No, that's bad!
What would you do if you were in a group?
I wouldn't go out.
You wouldn't?
I hate it!
White-and-pig fights and hide-and-seek tournaments!
I would never go again!
I've never seen it since elementary school.
You should have seen it when you were in elementary school!
I can't do it anymore.
When I was little, I didn't really care about hide-and- seek tournaments or water sports tournaments.
Why?
When the white-and-pig fights started, I would go to the bathroom.
Because your dad would come out?
Because my dad would come out!
Godz, you don't look good when you look at your mom.
I don't know what you're making that face for!
When the white-and-pig fights started...
I'm going to get angry.
I don't care about that!
I don't like it when you do that in front of the mirror.
I don't like watching that either.
I don't like watching that in dramas.
Like love scenes...
Or bed scenes.
I don't like it anymore.
When the white-and-pig fights started...
I don't like it either.
I don't like it anymore.
I really can't stand that!
Not so much as I've said that before...
It's like...
Ewww! This really sucks!
When you've gone "Yeah, five in a row!"
I don't like it.
Aren't you the last one?
I don't like it!
I'm sure you like this, right?
Of course!
What's that?
I hate bed scenes more.
That's true, bed scenes.
That's tough.
It's normal for people to watch bed scenes on TV.
It was really tough for me to watch Otonto Ogan's bed scene.
It can't be helped.
It can't be prevented.
I can't tell you to stop today.
Otonto Ogan...
I don't know him.
Right, right.
But you know that you can't watch Otonto Ogan's bed scene, right?
I know.
But you still watch it.
I watch it.
Because you say "ah-ah-an".
Stop it.
I know Ogan better than you.
Ogan, you say "ah-ah-an".
Stop it!
Ogan, you say "ah-ah-an" outside too.
All in tight, take me there
Talk to me too
At the end of the year, Japanese people are the ones who escape abroad.
Mr. Matsumoto, who loves going abroad, where will you go this year?
No, you don't go anywhere?
You always say that, don't you go anywhere for New Year's? Don't you go abroad?
I don't know why you think like that.
Why?
Because I'm already in Japan.
You're already barely in Japan.
I'm speaking with my senses, you know.
I'm speaking with my soul, you know.
Soul...
I'm doing something with my soul, you know.
Why are you speaking in Osaka dialect?
Because you're speaking in Osaka dialect.
Ah, you're speaking in sync.
Where are you originally from?
New York is the closest island to heaven.
Yes, where?
Papua New Guinea.
New Caledonia?
New Caledonia!
Papua New Guinea!
You don't even know your own country!
It's Papua New Guinea.
It's New Caledonia.
It's Papua New Guinea!
It's New Caledonia.
Oh, really?
Okan is Papua New Guinea.
Oh, that's why you're embarrassed!
Okan is Papua New Guinea!
Speak clearly!
You sound like a bad Japanese.
Good afternoon.
Who are you talking to?
Why are you talking to me?
I've had this question for a long time.
Why is there a cross on a shiitake mushroom?
To make it easier for you to take it out.
What?
Why do you only eat shiitake?
Why don't you eat carrots or Chinese cabbage?
Chinese cabbage is easier to take out.
Easier to take out?
That's amazing.
It is.
How many of them are there?
Why is there a cross?
Ah, yes, yes.
It's already in there.
It's not in there!
No, it's just that there's a shiitake mushroom like that and a shiitake mushroom like that that's not in there.
There's none of that.
No, no, really, really.
It's a serious matter.
There's none of that!
It's really not funny.
That theory is really...
When was it?!
When was it, that theory?
It wasn't funny, really.
When was it, that theory?
It wasn't funny, really.
That was funny!
It wasn't funny, really.
No, no, really, really.
I'm sorry, really.
Don't laugh at me like that.
No, really.
It wasn't funny, really.
That's it!
No, no, don't worry about it.
I watch "Hatsumei Shogun" every week.
Yes, thank you.
And so I always think, why is Hana-chan always closing her eyes when you announce the results and shout out loud?
N-no way...
Even if you ask me why...
I'm not closing my eyes!
No, no, look...
Put it in the book...
Yes, yes...
Announce the results!
No, you don't have to say it like that.
Say it like it is.
Announce the results!
You're definitely lying.
You're definitely closing your eyes at times like that.
Even if you're not looking at me, you wouldn't know.
You... I'm always looking at you.
Don't worry!
I'm not worried!
You have guts!
You're always like "Announce the results!"
First place!
You're definitely lying.