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Fifth time "kid's world"
like it or hate it
Which one is it?
Hello, hello.
It's been a while!
This is the 5th episode!
That's right.
It's been a while since we did "like it or hate it" again.
It's really been a while.
I don't like it, though.
Let's just say that this isn't our intention.
That's right, that's right.
We're going to say it on our own, so...
That's right, that's right.
We're going to say it without knowing where it's going to go, so...
I'm really sorry for the entertainers who got it right.
That's right, that's right.
I'm sorry for the entertainers who got it right.
You can come at me anytime.
That's right, that's right.
Are you apologizing or not?
Do you do it when you come?
Isn't it obvious?
Oh, is it?
That kind of thing.
Oh, there's a pretty heavy one in there today, but...
You're lying!
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Okay!
Let's go.
Okay, let's go!
Thank you very much!
Stop it!
You guys have been watching this program for a long time!
I know!
Hey, hey!
Are you going to be like that?
Even if you were, you'd still be like that.
Like, "Wait, wait!"
Let's say you hate it.
I hate it?
I hate it...
Here it is.
I hate it
This is a genuine thing, you know?
Right now, it seems like it's said that it's the thing women hate the most.
I don't know why you hate me so much.
Well, I hate you, you know?
Where is it?
The way you talk, you know?
Doesn't it seem like you have a bad breath?
I don't think it's right for you to say things like that just based on your imaginations.
No, no, no!
It's like heaven!
It's only based on my imaginations!
I hate you
Hey!
If you really hate it, say it!
No, but...
I went to the bathroom and when I came back it smelled like poop!
Even if you say it like that, it can't be helped!
Matsunosuke Shio was angry! "It stinks!"
But in this case, it seems like the image of the drama was pretty bad.
There was a drama I did with Taken.
The role at the time was a role that women couldn't accept.
It's a pity in that sense!
Hey, let me do something.
Hey, say it.
"Mappirumao"!
It's like...
It's like... "I hate you"!
"I want you to do your best"!
Ah, he's sending an "L"!
He's sending an "L"!
Rather than saying "I hate you"
It stinks! It stinks!
This stinks!
It stinks!
I want you to do your best.
But I don't think you should hate it that much.
Shall we go to the next one?
Yes, please.
Next to this one.
Ah!
Do you like this?
It's cool, isn't it?
Oh!
What do you like about it?
They're all so well-written.
He's one of the best young actors right now.
Is that so?
I think everyone is following his example.
I want to be like him!
All of today's young people want to be like him!
I see.
He's cool, but...
Wait a minute!
Why do you do this to the girl I like?!
Stop it!
My favorite kind of action!
Disgusting!
Yoshiko Mitai!
This person is good.
What's good about him?
What's good about him is that he doesn't do much.
I'll do it!
He earns more than me!
Yes, yes.
No, but...
I think it's cheap.
But why is this person cheap and why is this person expensive?
If this person goes on TV, will everyone watch it?
Yoshiko Mitai!
No, it's not like that!
It's not a variety show!
Yoshiko Mitai!
I won't do a show where I have to sit next to you!
Yoshiko Mitai Quiz!
That kind of show...
Will everyone watch it?
But I like it!
What's with you?!
It's just that...
The human nature of the person who supports you is completely different, isn't it?
Oh, is that so?
Now, let's talk about your dislikes.
You have a lot of dislikes.
No, I don't.
Ta-dah!
Well...
You know...
Yes?
It's like...
What is it?
I won't forgive you, Genji Aga!
When you were young, you could do whatever you wanted!
You...
You're completely different from when you came as a guest on T.R.A.X., aren't you?!
When you were in front of me, you were bad, Genji Aga!
That's right!
You shouldn't be like that!
Like a man!
All right, I get it!
Hurry up and do it!
I'll do it if you tell me!
What's with you?
I don't know how my parents feel, but...
Dislikes!
In the middle!
Yes!
Oh, you're right-handed!
You seem like a kind person!
Well, to be honest...
I can win, you know?
My, uh...country typhoon.
What kind of technique is that?
It can't be broken, you know? It can never be broken, you know?
Country typhoon?
It sounds weak, you know?
Just saying "country" makes me feel like I'm going to break something.
If you break that, you won't break anything, you know?
Oh, I see.
Now, let's talk about your ski.
Yes, please.
Do you have a ski?
No, of course not. I have a ski.
Found it!
Found it! Found the country typhoon!
I haven't seen this before, but do you like it that much?
Well, if you ask me...
It's been a while since I've been back to Golden's Brown Canyon.
You've been back.
No, this is really...
In that sense...
Found it! Found the country typhoon!
Oh, really...
Let's go skiing.
Sure.
Ski!
Ta-da!
Do you like me, darling? Do you?
You know, this guy...
I like the way you look at me.
Even though you're an avid viewer...
Yeah, yeah.
...you're still like...
Yeah.
Daddy, don't you think you're starting to look like me?
I like the way you look at me.
I like the way you look at me!
I love you so much I could kill you!
Oh, you're right!
You really want me to do my best, don't you?!
Now...
What is that?!
Who is that?!
Um... M.C.A.T.
I think his real name is Yanagida Ichiro or something like that.
Is it okay if I say it?
Okamoto Takeshi or something like that.
M.C.
Okamoto-kun!
He always wears a spear-squid-like hat.
Okamoto-kun has such a low profile!
He's kind of like an otara...
He has this kind of attitude.
This kind of... boom!
That's what I've heard.
I don't know much about him, though.
Now, we only have "I like you" left.
That's right. I like you.
That's right.
Who is this?
Who?
You like this kind of stuff?!
Um, can I ride that one?
Well, I like it, though.
This one's popular!
You released a record, didn't you?
That's even more annoying...
Don't look at me like that!
I won't look at you like that, but it's late at night, you know?
Yeah, yeah...
And you don't look at the TV until the end...
No, no, I do look at smelly and dirty things like that.
That's right!
"Whoa, this is so gross! Argh!" and then I turn it off...
Wait, let me look at my pen!
That's...
That's what you'll do in the future!
What? What? What did you say?
Jesus!
Somehow, Jesus!
You know...
You remember too much.
If you're older, you'll be more damned.
On the contrary, you'll be bullied for releasing this.
But girls like you, you know, you're a slow woman, you know?
You know, you release it, right?
You know, you're like...
You want me to make it for you?
"Make it for me, make it for me!" and you're like...
Yeah! Amenity!
Yeah!
Yeah! I'm so happy!
Jesus!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Well, well, well...
Hello, hello.
Last week, you know...
Yes.
A girl came to my house and said...
She's here.
Don't say things like that. I've got something to tell you.
I don't know what time it was...
It was past 12 o'clock.
Yes.
The doorbell rang.
Yes.
Well, it's the same.
"Kachan!" I said.
"Yes!" I said.
It showed up on the monitor, didn't it?
It looked like rubber and plastic.
That's a rare pattern, isn't it?
Yes.
This is Hama-chan's house, isn't it?
What?!
Buchi...
"Deep kiss" started.
In front of the monitor in my room...
The door was shut and I came in.
I was framed out.
Ah, hot!
What should I do?!
Wow, you're sweet!
I'm sweet!
Wow, you're sweet!
Don't do that!
Why do you come to my house?
Ah, you're right.
You're scary.
Scary.
What is it?
Well, it's been a week since...
Is it the same guy?!
It's the same guy again!
We've promised not to see each other again!
What is your purpose?!
I said.
Please shake my hand.
Ah, I got it.
Let's shake hands.
But...
Shut up!
That's...
Don't go home like you're introducing me!
Well, I'm not good at it...
I can't be in love with girls who I like.
I can't.
I can only be in love with girls like you.
If you say that...
You're saying it, aren't you?!
I don't see girls with eyes.
I see girls who are small and small.
Everyone says it.
Everyone says it? You're the only one who says it.
You're the only one who says it!
You're wearing a mask and a wig.
Hey Hana-chan!
You're so annoying.
Look at me.
You're so annoying!
You're always saying it!
Whenever I'm told that...
I get really angry!
Ah, you're thinking of me now?!
Yes!
Stop it!
No, you're the one who's saying it!
Even though I'm ugly...
I'm not saying it, but I'm ugly.
Even though I'm not good-looking...
I call people who don't realize it "ugly".
Many ugly people in the world don't think they're ugly.
For example...
Even though you have a face and looks of about 50 points...
You don't have 50 points of yourself that you can grasp, do you?
For example, as a man...
If you only talk about your face...
Don't you really have about 30 points of yourself?
Even if you say you have 30 points of yourself...
You think you have 50 points of yourself, don't you?
That's wrong!
When I see you like that...
I get angry and run away.
Why do you run away?
How many points do you think you have?
80 points!
That's why you have 50 points of yourself!
Even though you say you have 30 points of yourself...
You say you have 80 points of yourself...
But you can't grasp 50 points of yourself!
You can't grasp it!
I'm angry about 50 points of myself...
And I'm going to use my country...
Typhoon!
I can't forget it!
I can't forget my own technique!
Country typhoon, right?
That's right!
I'm going to use my country typhoon!
Even though you say you have 30 points of yourself...
You think you have 30 points of yourself, don't you?
I ask you every night...
You say you have 30 points of yourself, don't you?
Hey, wait!
In what kind of conversation do you say you have 30 points of yourself?
What kind of talk is that?
When I got on the plane...
The captain said it too...
He announced it...
We're passing through a bad air flow right now...
Yeah...
Anyway, you say you have 30 points of yourself...
I have 30 points of myself!
I don't care anymore!
I don't care if you're hungry or not!
What kind of points...
What kind of points do you think you have of yourself?
You know...
Can you give me a score or something like that?
I don't compete with looks like that, you know?
I don't care about that!
What kind of points do you think you have of yourself?
Let's be honest...
Isn't it obvious?
How much can you put in?
Just your face?
Or this...
Really...
Red body...
It won't open...
But you...
What's my 30 points?
30 points of total points?
Just your face, just your face...
Ah...
Then put it all in!
Put it all in?
If you put it all in...
30 points!
Eh?!
It hasn't increased!
It's increasing!
Help me! Help me!
How can it increase?!
Look over there!
Turn around and look!
30 points!
Oh no!
I don't know what you're doing!
It's fine!
It's fine if you turn around and look!
How many points?
I'll be honest with you...
85 points!
Eighty?!
Jeez!
What's wrong with you?
It can't be helped.
What can't be helped?
It's just that you have such a handicap.
It's quite a handicap.
Because you started as a banker when you were born.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
This is really rude, but...
How many points does Jimmy-chan get from you?
I don't think Jimmy is as tough as everyone says.
I think it's about forty.
Wait a minute!
Thank you for your help.
Wait!
If I get thirty points, why does Jimmy get forty?!
Why is your score so low?
First of all, you relied on medicine, didn't you?
This is the heaviest.
Wait a minute!
What kind of technology is this?!
I didn't do anything!
I won't say it again!
You guys are too determined by your characters.
Don't you think so?
For example?
For example, even if you say Kento Shimura,
his face is quite manly.
Manly...
Just by looking at his face.
Manly...
When you raise the level of the game, you say, "Ah, it's tough."
Ikaria-san is...
That's right.
He's quite...
You're trying to make a handicap, aren't you?
He's a banker.
I'm Icaria, you know!
Even people who say, "Second actor!"
don't look at their faces like that.
They do, don't they?!
You know, Tsutsui-something.
I mean, he's ugly, isn't he?!
What's his score?
- Tsutsui? - Yeah.
Tsutsui's... about 50 points.
Tsutsui's got 50 points?!
What?! Are you trying to find someone who's lower than you?!
Well, I don't think I'm the worst, you know?!
Who's lower than me?
- Lower than you?! - Yeah, yeah.
There's gotta be someone lower than you, but...
I don't know if he's lower than you or not, but...
someone as low as you just hit me in the head.
- Who?! - Ogucha!
(Ogucha's age is under 30)
Yeah!
- Ogucha's age. - Ogucha's age.
(Ogucha's age is under 30)
Ogucha's age is still under 30.
(Ogucha's age is under 30)
I don't know.
Who's said to be the ugliest man right now?
Me.
(Ogucha's age is under 30)
Out of all of your evaluations, it's me.
- Should I tell you the truth? - What is it?
- Just tell me. - Mine?
- Yours. - Yeah, yeah.
It's 70.
Ah, no, no, 65!
I can't give you this!
Even if it's 65, what about the 20 you were waiting for?
- It's disgusting, isn't it? - No, it's not disgusting...
It's kind of sad.
What are you talking about?
65 and you say it's sad?
What am I supposed to say?
I'm not even half of you!
- At least you were in your late 40s! - No, no, no!
Should I tell you the truth?!
- No, I mean... - You!
30!
I want you to tell me the truth!
- I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! - No! Don't say you're sorry!
I'm really sorry about this trip!
- I'm serious. - Okay.
- It's 65. - Okay, okay.
How would you rate me?
- Um... - Yeah?
About... 50?
Really?
You're 50 and you're that happy?
Idiot!
Wait!
You're 50 and you're pretty low, and you're 50 and people are saying "wow" to you, is that true?
I'm 65 and I'm like this
What did you do when you were 30?
No one has a problem with this guy being 50
This is bad
Teacher!
Sing more!
I can't have a conversation with you like that anymore
If you can't do it here, I can't save you!
If you're saying "wow" more, you have to do it at once!
I'll ask you one more time, what do you think your score is?
89
OK!
OK, do it later!
89...
That's impossible!
I was looking for someone who had the same score as me, but it was "junk road bandam"
People have different scores, but what's your score?
57?
He's 89
Is your scouter correct?
What about your clipper?
Who has a clipper?
Oh, Higashi!
I do have one
You know...
Did you really compare me with that clipper?
People used to call me "the pantomime god"
I know you
Yeah, people used to call me "the pantomime god"
People used to call me "the silent artist"
Well, that's how it is
People used to call me "the pantomime god"
Today we're playing "kabei" again, right? Let's try it
That's...
That's completely amateur
When I say "do the kabei", amateurs immediately...
I haven't done it yet
Can you do it?
Yes
I'm heavy and I can't move
When you see the real kabei, do you always touch it?
Yes, yes
You don't touch it, do you?
That's fine, so do it
That's how you look at it!
This is kabei!
No, it's not like that!
I think it's a high-level technique
Ah, is that so?
However!
In general, people do it like this, right?
Please show me this!
Well, if you're going to do it, you have to do it, right?
Come here
(laughs)
Eh?
Ah!
Well, of course! Of course!
Your body is soft, right?
Of course! Of course!
It's not bent that much, though
(laughs)
Well, if you're going to do it, you have to do it, right?
Come here
Well, please
What?
Kabei
Kabei! Please
I can't do it without music, you know?
So, music...
What kind of music do you want?
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