AISubs v3.5
- It's getting cold, isn't it? - Yeah, I came all the way to Matsumoto-san's place.
I know, right? It's getting cold, but you came to a park like this at night.
Ah, what a refreshing feeling. It's been a long time since I danced like this.
Do I sell well?
It's been a long time since I danced like this.
If you dance like this next time, you'll make a lot of money.
What am I supposed to do?
You really should go home.
No, I'm not going home!
- Hey! - Ah!
What the hell are you doing?
What do you want me to do at night like that?
The entertainment world.
The two experiences that divide social power.
The amount of blood that was shed was not measured.
The fight for blood increased the degree of confusion.
"If you're mad, don't be afraid." Jimmy O. Nishi.
"If you're mad, don't be afraid." Yamazaki Hosei.
"Burn the flame of hatred." Yotaro.
I'm an alien.
You haven't been on TV lately, have you?
I don't know!
You chose a job for me!
Are you stupid to choose a job at your level?!
You!
What's wrong with you?!
You guys say it, but...
Even if you're on TV...
It's better to get out of it!
Don't you know what you're saying in front of the camera?!
It's a professional term!
What am I supposed to say in front of the camera?!
No, you idiot! Take it off!
You're the one who's been taken off in your purple life!
Don't say that!
That's enough!
Remember this!
Stop it!
Which one of you has guts?!
I won't let you go!
Because you...
What?!
Stop it!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Yamazaki, you're something!
You're amazing!
What can Yamazaki do?
Yamazaki...
This...
This cigarette you're wearing...
You can put it in your back.
You can do that?!
Put it in properly!
Put it in!
Yes, sir!
What did you say? Why didn't you answer me?
Oh, it's burnt! It's burnt!
Your back is burnt!
It didn't hit you at all!
Oh, it worked! Look!
What?! No way!
Look!
You know, Jimmy...
He's got a bug on his back.
What?!
Don't be stupid!
Right?
Watch me!
I won't lose!
What?
Yamazaki, you can't lose like this.
Really?
Yamazaki, you can't...
You can't...
It's hot!
Hot!
You've gotten old!
You're frozen!
It's like a floral bath!
I'm going to be more interesting than Yamazaki.
Here we go, crank!
It's hot!
My Yamagaki is...
What?
Amazing!
What's amazing?
He's smart.
After that...
He washes away with firework shower.
Wow!
My head is itching!
Touch me!
Scary!
I can't wash my head like this!
Shut up!
You're bullying me again.
I won't say what I want to say!
Thank you for saying that!
One more time!
You want me to do it or not?
Show me what you've got!
Scary!
More!
It's sticking!
You're too short.
You're like Jimmy.
Jimmy is there until you stop.
What's wrong with you?
You're scary!
You're human!
You did it!
Don't look at the camera!
What's wrong with you?
You're doing it because you like it, aren't you?
I'm doing it!
You're doing it...
What's wrong with you?
You're doing it yourself.
You came here on your own.
You're doing it yourself.
It's hot!
What are you looking at?!
It's hot!
It took you long, didn't it?
You look like you're wearing see-through clothes.
Look at me!
I'll do what I have to do.
Okay, I got it.
I'll do my best in the next match.
Okay.
Look at this.
It's fast!
It's a water gun.
A water gun!
With this, you can escape while being tied up with a rope.
You can swim underwater.
Are you crazy?!
Masaki!
Yes!
Look at me!
Yes!
Do this and talk to me politely!
I'm done!
You're done, aren't you?
Yes!
You're a senior, aren't you?
Look at me!
I've done all of the stairs myself!
Oh, I see.
Ten years.
So you're not always taken with you.
No, I'm not!
Then do it yourself!
I'm done!
Get out of my way!
I'm leaving!
Who are you talking to?
You were talking to me!
Thank you!
One thousand yen.
Here it comes!
Seriously?!
Wow!
It's beautiful!
Wow!
Wonderful!
Wow!
You can't do it!
Huh? What? What did you say?
You can't do it!
Yeah, you can't do it! You can't do it!
Mizuna told me...
...that I can escape in my sleepwear!
Is that true, you bastard?!
Yeah!
I'll kill you!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Really? If you do it now, I'll forgive you.
I'll do it at the end.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm okay.
Really?
Yeah, but I might die.
You should be worried about me!
I'm sorry!
Wow!
Well, then...
I'll do it again.
Okay.
Look! He's like a little boy!
J-Jimmy!
What?!
If you do it now...
Yeah!
Don't use honorifics!
I don't know any honorifics!
Class, right?
Let's go!
Yeah!
What are you doing?
Wow!
It's ugly, isn't it?!
What are you doing?!
Hey! We won today!
Really?
What?!
Let's say we got the same score again.
Really?
Yeah.
Does that mean we still have another chance?
Yeah!
I don't know!
Well, we're leaving!
See you!
Remember this!
Yeah! You remember this too!
Did you just say that to me?
Yeah!
It's a joke.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Well, well, well...
It's been a while.
It's your first time here, right?
That's right!
Usually, everyone here seems to be fighting.
Why?
No, really, they're like...
D-d-dumbasses are doing it?
Dumbasses are doing it!
And here, a dumbass is like...
It seems like they're doing it everyday.
They're dumbasses, aren't they?
Why are they like this?
They're doing it with their whole bodies.
Well, I've been doing a lot of research...
Well, you've been doing a lot of research in the past.
What kind of research have you been doing? Do you know?
Not at all?
Genetic engineering.
Recently...
You can't solve it!
I've been doing new research...
What kind of research?
Well, you can't say that.
Why not?!
You want me to say it, so you want me to say it!
What kind of research?
Well, I've been doing a lot of research with comedians...
I see, I see...
This is interesting.
This is amazing research.
I said, why not?!
Don't say it, you idiot!
Don't say the results of your research!
Don't say it, you idiot!
That's an interesting move.
It's going to be popular.
What's going to be popular?
It's going to be popular!
What's going to be popular?
I'm going to be called a fashion leader!
I don't know if you'll laugh or not, but I'm convinced. It's amazing!
Is that so? Tell me about it.
Selling Comedian
"Selling Comedian" is close to life judgment.
"Selling Comedian" has "s" in it.
Why is "s" in it?
It's got to have "s" in it.
What are you talking about?
Wait a minute.
That's right. You're a "s".
Don't say such low-level things!
You're a "s".
It's not just me.
Comedians are bound to have "s" in them.
There's no doubt about it.
Why didn't we realize it until now?
Who else has "s" in them?
Well, I'm a "s".
Well, that's...
What is it?
You know what it is, don't you?
Hamada Masato is a "s".
I'm a "s", too.
Well, I don't know if it's over yet.
Now, ask me anything.
I said, who else has "s" in them?
What about this person?
Well, let's think about it.
Who else has "s" in them?
Akashia has "s", too.
Oh, don't say such low-level things!
Why is it low-level?!
I don't care if it's "s" or "masato"
but "akashia" has "s", too.
Well, there's that theory, too.
Where "s" come from.
And, and, and...
Well, let's talk about "s" now.
Shimada Shinsuke has "s", too.
Well, well...
More and more people have "s", don't they?
Takeshi has "s", too.
By the way, what about you, George?
"g", "g" and "c" come out.
Hey!
Does that mean "g" is fine, too?
"g", of course "g" is fine, too!
You should have said it first!
You said "c", "c" so...
Well, "c" isn't "g", is it?
No, why not?!
And that's why I wanted to throw out this research in the middle of it.
What am I talking about?
Yes, yes...
Isn't it different?
Isn't it different?!
What will happen to you, Tamori-san?!
"There's no such research!" I thought.
Morita Kazuyoshi.
His real name is...
Ah, I see...
Ucchan Nanchan...
Uchimura Teruyoshi.
That's good.
What about your partner?
Even there, when I realized it...
What are you talking about?
I didn't think of it like that.
Nanchan isn't in it, is she?
She's not in it.
Is there such an energy?!
Yes.
I didn't think of it like that!
Wait!
What?
You're not in it?!
What, what, what?
Your partner...
That's why...
That's where I thought of it...
A duo...
Well, it doesn't matter...
Well, well, well, it's fine.
It's fine.
Ah, is that so?
Yes, it's fine.
If you do a duo, either of you...
Yes, yes, that's right.
Yes, yes, it's fine.
Ah, I see.
All of you will be in it.
There's nothing left!
What?
There's no more "g" or "na" or "duo"...
I said a lot of things.
Yes, yes, you said a lot of things.
There's nothing left.
Um...
What about him?
It doesn't matter!
Well, well, it's a tough joke.
Damn it!
There's no "g" or "na" or "duo" anymore!
No, I...
What?
Hiromi!
What?
Hiromi...
B-21...
Special!
Kamio...
Didn't I tell you to say his name?! His name!
His name is Kamio Karimuto.
But you know, people started calling me "master" since then.
That's weird...
I'm telling you everything!
Is there anyone else?
Huh?!
It's not selling!
Come on, Ma-chan, stop joking around.
You're not the only one who thinks it's a joke.
See! Everyone's been doing it until they're all dead!
Come on, remember!
What?
Otakemako and...
...city boys.
Should we go with "drifters"?
"Drifters"?
"Drifters".
There's already one in Shimura Prefecture.
Nakamoto Koji.
Kato... Kato...
Takagi Boo.
You know what's missing, right?
Then what about Kato-cha?!
Kato-cha.
That is Kato-cha.
His name and Chao are different!
No, no, even if you make fun of me...
...my name has nothing to do with it!
This is really tough to joke about.
My research will continue to develop in various fields.
It's wild!
It's wild in the middle of it!
Is it supposed to be like this?!
Oh, you put it in!
That's right, you put it around your neck.
It's wobbly!
It's not moving! It's not moving!
It's like a goldfish!
But this is a butterfly.
Yesterday, you know, when we were filming "God's" with Shakes...
Tetsuya Takeda was here, wasn't he?
Yes, yes, yes.
His shoulders were stiff, so...
He was holding his shoulders up to the staff.
He was like, "Oh!" and I said, "Oh, good morning!"
So you put your shoulders up.
You know...
You really should be careful.
Why?!
It's Sunday, so you might not care at all...
But from a third party's point of view...
You put your shoulders up like this...
Why would you do that?
Talk!
Ah, ah!
Talk!
Ah, ah!
Talk!
Ah, ah, ah!
Talk!
You know...
I've seen it a lot, so I don't mind...
But if you don't know it, you're really arrogant!
So...
I go to a store, right?
Well...
Disco...
I haven't been there lately, but...
You know...
You sit like this!
Those chairs are low...
You know...
Everyone...
Everyone likes it!
When a talent like me sits like this...
Matsumoto came the other day and said I looked arrogant...
You know?
But you can tell with both hands!
But you do this, right?!
When you go to a neighborhood...
You do it like this!
You'll get shot!
He's not like that.
But you're right.
My shoulders hurt so much...
I can't hold anything.
Well, I don't believe in your "shoulders hurting" at all.
Why? He's the one who's hurting.
No, no...
Touch me.
Touch me!
No, no...
Touch me!
It's your morning...
If you mix what's written as "not to mix" with "not to mix"...
What will happen?
Please tell me.
Chlorine and oxygen.
Speak clearly!
You won't sell that much!
Speak up!
Chlorine and oxygen.
Chlorine and oxygen, right?
You just found out, didn't you?
Chlorine...
Chlorine is...
Chlorine.
It's oxygen.
Oxygen?!
Why is chlorine oxygen?!
Why can't you say it properly?!
Mom, dad, get angry!
For now...
Yes?
That's enough!
What?!
Is it okay?!
Of course, I've experienced everything...
Don't mix it up! It's dangerous!
I've experienced it all.
Oh!
I heard you wrote it from sesame seeds.
I've been with you for a long time.
Can you put my favorite scanty in it?
Understood!
It's hard to take it off.
Oh, stained pants!
Stained pants.
Yes.
One embarrassing stained pants.
Yes.
Of course it's embarrassing!
One stained pants my parents gave me.
Why do you think my parents gave me stained pants?
Stained pants created by my parents' life.
If you don't say it out loud, you'll think my parents gave me stained pants.
My parents gave me a red body.
Where is it red?
I put my favorite stained pants in it.
Yes.
I put detergent in it.
I put it in.
It's dangerous to mix it, but I put this in it.
I thought it would explode.
What did you put in it?
It's not good, so I put it in it.
I put in what is said to be dangerous to mix.
Yes, yes, yes. That's enough.
Yes. I put it in it.
I thought it would explode.
Oh!
It didn't explode.
Oh! It didn't explode.
Yes.
But?
Yes.
What happened?
Well...
I can't even predict what will happen after this.
Yes, yes.
At this time, I didn't know what would happen.
Yes, I know.
Hurry up and say it.
Um... I don't know.
Don't think about it! I want to see it!
A man's wet underwear...
Yes.
When I put it in...
It became a camisole!
It's magic!
Matsumoto-san is good at singing and dancing, and most of all, you have a good face.
But why aren't you Johnny's?
I'll ask you this.
You didn't want to go to Johnny's, did you?
You know, I...
Seriously, answer me!