AISubs v3.5
September 24th, Sagara-cho, Shizuoka Prefecture.
In this city, which usually seems calm and collected,
this day began with an unspeakable sense of tension.
Now, the legendary "long day" is about to slowly unveil its curtain.
"Downtown Special" is 24 hours away.
A total of 500 people and staff are busy preparing for it.
At 3.05pm, Hamada arrives.
Downtown Special
50 minutes later, Matsumoto arrives.
Downtown Special
I can't do it. Turn the camera around.
As the sunset approaches and the weather worsens,
the line-up of 1,000 people begins.
The rain doesn't stop, and the audience's excitement for "downtown" increases gradually.
It's about to begin.
At last, the hot battle of 24 hours, with no one in sight, begins.
Ladies and gentlemen...
- There's a lot of you! - Yes, yes, thank you!
Good evening!
In this rain!
Good evening!
- In this rain! - Yes!
- It's ridiculous! - Ridiculous!
- We can't do it like this! - We can't!
- You shouldn't come, either! - We can't!
- Well... - You shouldn't come, either!
- Because I'm heavy today! - Well, in the middle...
- No, not in the middle, but I'm heavy today! - Oh, really?
- So I thought I'd have some tea or something...
- So I came all the way to Shizuoka... - Why?!
- What are you doing?!
- Well, well, there are many things... - Is this some kind of broadcast broadcast?
- No, no, no! - Huh?
- Besides, it's too late! - You said you had many plans...
- Yes...
- But you said you'd make it 12 hours... - Huh?
- No, no, no! - You're wrong! - Yes...
- You said you'd make it 6 hours... - Huh?
- Well, you said it... - No, I said it!
- This program only has 2 hours! - Oh, wow!
- You're too quiet! - That's why even if we try our best
- to talk for 24 hours, it's useless! - It's useless!
Is this allowed?!
And besides, who would come?
This is nothing!
Yes, please come out and talk for 24 hours.
No, no, no, no.
Well, if you say it like that, it's fine.
If we say it like that, people will laugh for now.
But gradually, no one will laugh.
That's it. I don't need it anymore.
There's also lunchtime.
Well, there's a lot of things in there.
Yes.
Even if we say it like that, we have to do it for 24 hours.
Yes.
So, we need Dantan's help.
Yes.
Well, we'll choose that.
Yes, yes, yes.
We'll ask for help.
Yes.
We'll ask for a little bit of time.
I see.
We've prepared a lot of things like that.
Yes, yes, yes.
Then, let's go and start writing.
No, not yet!
Not yet!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
If you write like that, you won't be popular!
No, no, no.
It's a long way ahead.
No, no, no.
So this is real?
This is reality, right?
For now, what you're saying has meaning.
Ah, I see, I see.
That's true, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
But please don't move around.
Where are you now?
No, no, no.
No, there's a lot of things.
No, no, no.
No, there's a lot of things.
No, no, no.
Let's look around.
No, no, no.
Let's look around together.
Ah, I see, I see.
Please look around.
Well, we met...
No one left you behind, right?
You don't have to say things like that!
Stand back up.
Are you tired already?
You don't have to say things like that!
Everyone, please open your mouths.
It stinks!
Agaki Hakogi.
Let me introduce you.
Agaki Hakogi and Nakamori Akira!
I didn't react much when we first met, so I was like "who the hell are you?!"
I'm Nakamori Akira, you bastards!
It took me a while to realize it
Your hair is all messed up now
I just got out of prison
What are you talking about?
To explain the situation, we always do a free-talk show like this, but since it's 24 hours today, we're doing it with Filipinos who live in Japan
We're happy you came back
Japan's budget
Would you like me to introduce you?
I have a question for you, Akira
Is this a question for you, Akira?
Yeah, let's do it
Where did the phrase "nitch" and "satch" come from?
Oh, I see
Is it a slang or something like that?
No, no, no
Oh, it's not
Do you know it?
Of course I know it!
He knows everything
I know everything!
And you're pulling me now, right?
Are you thinking about it now?
I'm not thinking about it, I'm remembering it!
There's so much stuff in there!
I remember it!
That file right now!
I remember it!
That file right now!
I remember it!
That file right now!
Give me some time to think about it
I'm thinking about it!
So, you know, animals
What do you like about animals?
Animals?
What do you like about them, Akira?
Um, horses!
Horses! Oh, horses!
Yeah, yeah
That's it
What is it?
Horses have special skills
For example, they can ride people
What else do you like about animals?
Dogs and cats
Dogs and cats?
Cats wash their faces and tell you what day it is
What about dogs?
Dogs!
When an enemy comes, they bark and tell their master
They can do things
All animals are created for a purpose
That's fine
When it comes to that, bulldogs have no purpose at all!
You get it now, don't you?
I said you get it now, don't you?!
That bulldog alone is really...
No matter what you do, you're still a bulldog!
I sang that before I came out here!
What kind of guy do you like?
I like fun guys.
Fun guys?
Hmm...
Which one of you said that?
Huh?
Which one of you said that?
Which one do you think is more fun?
To be honest, just by looking at your faces...
You're good at this.
Wait! Don't look too far!
You know, you're doing a drama with a pretty good role, right?
Looking at that, I like that kind of impression of you.
But you didn't come out, so you did this stupid thing.
Sorry! Sorry!
If you laugh like that, I'm sorry!
She's scared.
Are you thirsty?
Do you want something to drink?
Yes.
There's a fridge over there.
A fridge?
- Uma-chan! - Yes!
Let's drink at the train station!
You can't do that!
Wait, if I'm going to drink this much, it's easier for me to drink it whole, right?
Um, please sit down.
We've prepared quite a bit of help material, so why don't we take a look at it?
Ah, you're going to show us the help material as well?
Yes.
Now, we've prepared just this much material for you to help us with.
Well, it's only the first time, so...
Fireworks competition!
Then, please show us!
Fireworks competition!
(laughs)
I can't stand being beaten up like that in the house.
I don't eat anything like oolong tea.
Go get it yourself.
I said go get it!
Go get it, Matsumoto!
Hurry up!
Hurry up! It's not time for you to get mad yet!
Was it a mistake to get angry so quickly?
It's beer!
You got it wrong!
It's tea!
Get me some tea.
It looks like oolong tea.
It's oolong tea.
It's oolong tea, right?
Yeah!
It's oolong tea, right?
I know!
Huh?
It's a white bearded man from Rosemary's House!
He's crying!
I can't do this. I'm drunk.
If I'm drunk, I'll do a water test.
Let me do it!
I can't do it!
You can do it!
You can't kill your partner!
You can't do it!
You can do it, right?
You can do it!
If you're an expert.
I can't do it!
Do it!
Shut up, you idiot!
Why did you become a junior high school student?
He's got a better video.
Video is out!
Sad!
Macchan! Hamachan!
How are you?
24 hours of talk.
You've taken on that job well.
Macchan! Hamachan!
You're like a parent who always has a bad son.
You won't stop until the end of the 24 hours.
I know you won't stop.
Good luck!
Macchan! Hamachan!
I've been doing this job for 24 hours.
I wouldn't do it if I were you.
I think you're great.
Even if you're in a wig, you haven't changed at all.
I like that about you.
That's what I like about you.
I was really surprised when I heard you two were doing a 24-hour show.
When you're tired and sleepy, you can do what Matsumoto-san does all the time.
And you can also do what Hamada-san does.
I like the combination of you two, so please do your best.
Happy New Year, everyone! I'm Kiyoshi Ishikawa.
When you say "24-hour show", I thought it would be something like "Work of Welfare" or "Love Saves the Earth".
Is that so? Are you making money?
Keep up the good work, even if it's small.
Hama-chan and Matsumoto-san are doing a 24-hour show.
If you can, I'd like to go and watch it for about two hours.
I know it's hard, but please do your best.
Matsumoto-san, I love you.
Matsumoto-san and Hama-chan, thank you for your hard work.
I was surprised when you suddenly brought a cow and walked in with a cane to my mansion in Chigasaki.
You said you'd do another 24-hour show.
I've been doing a 24-hour show for 17 years now.
There's only one thing that can last 24 hours.
It's to do it properly.
Don't look so serious.
If you don't do it properly, you'll die.
Don't look so serious.
Hamada is already crying.
I'm not crying!
He's crying, he's crying, he's crying.
He's got tears in his eyes.
He's crying!
But this video is a little unfair, isn't it?
Why?
It's a little... I don't like it.
Are you serious?
No, no, no.
Aren't you trying to make me cry?
Then show me, show me.
No, no, no.
You're not supposed to cry like that!
No, no, no.
It's unfair!
It's unfair that you're crying!
No, no, no.
I'm not crying, but...
You're so pathetic.
Now you know, don't you?
He's the one who cried for 24 hours.
I want to go home.
I'm glad I was in elementary school.
Do you think that far?
Talent-san, give me a call.
Tell him to come.
Give me the board.
Manmo-san!
Yes, yes.
We've been waiting for you for a long time.
Don't you know about this?
It's a little too much for me.
That's fine!
I hope at least one of you will come.
Hello?
Marina?
Yes, it's me.
I don't know if you're telling the truth or not.
Marina?
Is it you?
Yes, it's me.
Can you say "Pino"?
Pino!
What are you talking about?
Where are you now?
I'm at Tamori-san's...
Go to Tamori!
Tamori-san!
What is it?
I'm at Sound Town's Hamada-san.
Can you buy it for me?
Good luck.
Hello!
What are you talking about?
I'm recording right now.
What are you recording?
It's a special for kids.
You're doing a special for kids?
Yes, that's right.
In Tamo-san's photo, there's a lot of aurora vision.
Let me tell you something.
You two are making a fool of me.
No, we're not!
Hey!
What are you doing?
It's time for you to introduce your friends in Sound Town.
What?
I'll buy it for you.
Excuse me!
Hello?
Yes, yes.
What are you doing in Sound Town? Come here!
What do you want?
Caviar!
Caviar?
I only brought caviar.
I understand.
Everyone has been waiting for you.
Yes!
Good luck to you too, Tamo-san!
Yes, good luck!
Yes, thank you!
Good luck!
I'm weak.
What?
Let's go to New Music.
Oh my, it's raining quite a bit.
Well, well, well.
It's been two years and we're all the same.
It's been so long.
The weather is not good.
When I was young, it didn't rain much.
It's hard now, but...
For example, a month or two later...
Yes?
Oh, it was a good memory!
Do you remember?
I don't!
Oh, it's been a long time.
Oh, I don't like it!
Good luck!
Hahaha!
When I'm telling you to do your best, don't put your tongue out!
Even if you eat it, it's not an enemy, you know?
Oh my...
How about badminton?
Let's do it.
Ah, it looks fun!
Sidney's badminton corner!
Lion!
Sidney's badminton!
It's good!
Yeah, it's good!
Ah, konpachi!
Konpachi!
You have to eat it!
Okay!
Mochi!
Sorry, I lost!
Can you eat it?
Um... noodles!
Okay, ramen!
Yakisoba!
You're so quiet!
What's wrong?
I didn't think you'd come back so clean!
What's wrong?
Don't talk!
Insect species!
Helmet!
Hedgehog!
I know that!
Ouch!
Let's do it one more time.
Not again!
I'm so tired!
For now, let's scream.
The audience is not ordinary.
No, no, but it's really good.
At this hour, the tension is so high.
No, you're the only one!
Ah, hello!
I'm sorry!
Actually...
Are you hungry?
No, in this area...
Yes?
There's an Okonomiyaki restaurant...
Yes?
It's called "Tonkitsu-san".
Ah, look!
I'm not lying.
It's good.
This one is really good.
This is good.
It's really hot.
It's really...
You're a German "kampai", aren't you?
German...
Don't cross-talk me!
Of course, it's good.
You two too, but it looks good, doesn't it?
No, I'm really hungry.
That's because...
I did meaningless badminton.
No, no, I saw it on the monitor.
There's no weapon and I don't know what weapon it is.
Have you ever done badminton?
No, no, no.
Oh, it's 12 and a half now.
Alright!
Let's have a late-night meal together.
The person who will cook for us is this person!
Please come in!
Sensei!
Today we'll make curry.
If you and grandma don't help me, I'll make it myself.
I understand.
But for you, I don't want you to cut the potatoes.
So I'll do that.
What will you do?
I'll fry some wheat flour.
You'll fry wheat flour?
This is too big!
I'll heat up the frying pan.
Sensei!
I'm scared!
It's okay!
I'll do it slowly.
It's okay!
You stink!
I'll put this here.
I'll make it so it doesn't burn.
If you're done, let me know.
If you're waiting, help me with the carrots.
Everyone's hungry.
And onions.
Everyone, help me.
Sorry.
You're not doing it at all.
I'm doing it. It's okay.
Really?
You don't react much.
Curry powder smells good.
It does.
Potatoes and carrots.
And onions.
Now...
What will you do?
Curry!
It's not raining.
We'll be together tomorrow afternoon.
Lou is now...
I'm looking forward to what he's going to do.
Isn't it fast?
He's great.
He's got a lot of tricks up his sleeve.
This is the one before, right?
You made curry rice, right?
Yes!
Curry rice...
Which do you like better, rice or curry?
Well, rice or curry...
Don't bite me!
What's with this music?
Don't push me!
It's done!
Is it a little spicy?
No, it's just right.
I'm nervous.
For now...
I'll have about 20 people eat it.
Out of the remaining 980 people...
This person will eat the curry.
What is that?
Speaking of curry, it's Chi-chi
I can't stand it anymore, Chi-chi
Are you giving me all of it?
Isn't it obvious?
Chi-chi, with a smile, with a smile
Don't be sad, with a smile
Shut up
Hey, you eat it
It's good
It warms you up, right?
You said it like you were aiming for it
Have you all been aiming for this?
There's no such thing, right?
Are you drunk?
Are you okay?
It's good, but I'm sorry
What's that?
I'm hungry
This is good
You know, when you have food in your stomach, you feel sleepy
It's bad
Well, let's go!
That's a funny excuse
Can you make me a smoke?
Smoke?
Who will do it for you?
For now, let's do it together
Chief... Oh, you're the chief
You're the chief from now on!
Yes!
Chief!
Yes!
Chief!
Yes!
Chief! Chief!
Chief!
Yes!
It's funny because it's this late
I wrote it all by myself
Oh
It's been a while
Anyway, this time...
Karaoke...
Case!
Glasses
Eyes!
Necklace!
That's what I said!
I heard it from a distance!
No! I gave it to him!
Chikuwa
Wa!
Wa, wa, wa
I am...
Chief!
Why are you talking like that?
"Gisugisu" (scratch, scratch)
Why is it a word?
Wanwan, NyanNyan, repeat of the word!
Isn't it a game of thinking?
Change!
What do you say?
Let's see... "mike"!
mike
"kusu" (stink)
Come on!
What is it?
Come on!
What is it?
Explain it!
What is it?
Explain it!
You're so small!
What do you mean?
Nothing!
You're laughing!
"kusu" (stink)
What is "kusu"?
"kusu" (stink)
"frisbee" (frisbee)
"bee"?
"bee"... "bisu" (screw)
Come on!
What is it?
Hey!
What is it?
You sat down first!
I'm sorry!
What is it?
I'm sorry!
There are a lot of words in the world!
Let's give him a big hand!
Thank you!
Come on!
Two o'clock in the morning.
Seven hours have passed since the beginning.
The audience's fatigue reaches its peak.
But on stage, the downtown talk continues as soon as it rests.
Why do humans get older and grandfathers and grandmothers get smaller?
No, it's not like that. There are also big old men.
What's wrong, security guard?
Can you teach me how to say hello to a fish?
Oh! It's like it's flying in the sky!
Oh, this is weak!
Ah!
Thank you.
Tamura Masakazu-san.
Please tell me how you greeted the fish.
What do you want me to say?
What was your first impression of each other?
When we first met, I was surprised too.
Why?
I thought you would give up.
Why is that?
Because of my perm and long hair.
And my pants.
I thought you were some kind of cameraman.
Well...
Goodbye.
I don't think I'll be able to swim tomorrow.
That sucks!
You're wearing a headlock in the middle of summer.
Should we ask him about tomorrow's weather?
On the phone?
Yes, on the phone.
I'm going to call 110.
Shizuoka regional weather station will announce the weather in Shizuoka prefecture at 2 o'clock in the morning.
That's two minutes ago.
Currently, there is heavy rain and flood warnings in the western part of the prefecture.
There is also a thunder warning in the prefecture.
There is also heavy rain and flood warnings in the central part of the prefecture.
Please be careful.
Please be careful!
You can go to sleep now.
I'm going to play here.
Okay?
I'm sorry.
It was tens of thousands of yen.
For doing such an event.
I'm going.
This is funny!
I've had enough!
Hey!
Do you think I came back to life to do something like this?
One, two, three, four...
Muhahahahaha! Muhahahahaha!
I went back to Tokyo with a smile on my face.
I wish it had rained a little more.
It's raining hard now, but...
There are times like this, too.
I'm a little scared right now.
Everyone...
It's raining!
It's like...
...totoro is about to come out!
Wow! I'm getting excited, too!
What is this rain?!
Free talk is...
...a pain in the ass!
Parapapapan! Parapapapan!
Did you do a quiz about a movie's intro?
What movie is it?
Nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu!
Yes!
Emanuel Fugit!
Bibon! Bibon! Bibon! Bibon!
Champion Quiz!
Pafu! Pafu! Pafu! Pafu!
Next quiz...
...is not about a movie.
What song is it?
Guess!
Alright, let's do this!
"Yesterday"...
Bibon!
Yes!
Hamada-san!
"Yesterday"...
Bibon! Bibon! Bibon!
Amazing!
Thank you.
Grand Champion Quiz!
What are you folding?
Let's go!
Bibon!
Yes, Harao!
Amazing!
Bibon!
What are you folding?
Bibon!
Yes, Harao!
Amazing!
Gyabu
50 hits in a row!
So, please watch it with warm eyes!
And what you saw today, don't tell anyone when you go home!
Good morning!
Gyabu
50 hits in a row!
One!
Fifty!
Gyabu! Stay in.... France!
Bonjour!
Good morning!
When you started, it suddenly rained down!
That's right!
It's already sunny outside!
What was that "sunrise" just now?
Let's do it again on the radio.
5 seconds before... 4... 3... 2...
Oh, it's dangerous!
Good morning, everyone!
Today's gymnast is Iketani Yukino-san!
Mr. Dandan, are you ready?
Yes!
Then, let's go!
Gymnastics first!
Raise your arms from the front and do a big back bend.
Yes!
One...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Arms and legs exercise!
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Eight...
I'm so tired!
Nine...
Ten...
Eleven...
Twelve...
Thirteen...
I'm so tired!
Fourteen...
I'm so tired!
Fifteen...
Sixteen...
Arms and legs exercise!
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Arms and legs exercise!
Thank you!
Give me my silver medal!
What?
By the way...
It's not even half past yet.
That's great!
At seven in the morning...
Twelve hours from the beginning...
They finally pass the turning point.
They wake up as soon as they're sleepy...
And the venue starts to recover its energy.
You're all eating something.
I'm eating a banana!
You're a banana!
There's nothing better than fruit.
Yeah, nothing's better.
Right?
If there was nothing better...
I'd eat as much rice as I wanted!
What newspaper is it?
Do you want me to read it for you?
Yes!
Braus 974.
I don't know that much about it.
His left hand is stabbing me.
Is it an emotional novel?
Read the article!
Yes!
You know, these pockets...
If you're persistent, you'll get angry.
That's stupid!
Open it up!
Let me hear it!
Hyou-shou-jou!
Until now, we have provided you with reliable daily necessities, Tiger Mahoubin,
Asahi Beer,
Noevia,
Nipro,
Lion,
and other sponsors.
From here onward, we will be providing you with the following sponsors.
Shall we decide on a dance?
A dance? When?
For now, a dance.
Teach me.
One, two, three, four...
Shall we start with "box"?
Sure.
First, "goodbye".
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four...
What is this?
"Sleepwalking".
One, two, three, four...
Five, six...
Go ahead.
What is this?
"I don't need a man".
It's a woman!
Of course.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Leave me alone!
One...
Teacher, you like this, don't you?
If you have a limit, you like this, don't you?
It's not about whether you like it or not.
I'm sorry.
One, two...
Turn around.
Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
How was it?
It was good.
One...
What kind of dance is this?
One, two...
Three, four...
Five, six, seven, eight.
Isn't there a song that suits me?
Look for it! Look for it!
I'll dance to it beautifully.
Okay, Mompei, let's continue.
I'll do my best.
Mompei, let's remember it properly from the beginning.
Okay.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four...
What?!
Hey, you! If you slow down, you'll be faster!
Is it hard?!
That's what you think, Sensei!
But, Izumi-sensei...
Why do you care about that kind of thing?!
I'm doing it!
You like it?
Yeah.
Where did you end it?
Here.
Right, right. This troubled part, right?
Bang!
One, two...
Three...
Hey, that's not cool!
Look at each other and do it.
Like this...
Yeah.
And, when I say "one", look this way!
Like this...
Right, right. And...
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Stand up straight.
Let's go!
For now, the music for the concert presentation has been decided.
Do it according to this.
Now, let's go.
Ah! Stop!
Sorry, sorry.
I made a mistake.
Go home!
If you don't want to do it, go home!
Don't ignore me!
Music, start!
Takane no Hanayo
It doesn't work at all!
What time is it?
Didn't you hear me say "Takane no Hanayo" just now?
What time is it?
"Takane no Hanayo"!
But it's amazing!
What do you mean you didn't hear me? Why are you talking on TV?
Got it?
Yeah, I got it.
I'll do it later.
Natsukashi Concert
Start!
I might fall for real.
It's so hot!
I'm shivering.
It's so hot! What should I do?
This is it.
It's cool in here.
It's spinning!
It's nice.
If only I could sing in the rain.
It's nice.
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
You don't like it?
If I just...
...took it like this...
...wouldn't my bed be longer?
Let's do manzai!
Sure!
What should we do?
Odai Mouteki Sokuseki Manzai
Should we do manzai?
Bog's Newlywed Trip
Okay!
Hello!
Hello! I'm Yuma!
Yuma?!
Give me a name, Yuma.
Should I give you a punny name?
Yes, yes.
Hello! I'm Kenji!
Wait a minute!
You call me Yuma and you give me a punny name!
Are you going to be Kenji again?
Well, you know...
What?
There's always a wedding season.
Ah, "Bog's Newlywed Trip", where should we go?
Well, there are various places.
There are various places.
Well, in an orthodox way, it's Hawaii.
Hawaii sounds good!
And then, well, should we go somewhere hot?
Hawaii.
And then...
Is it a little far?
Hawaii.
Isn't it just Hawaii?
Well, well, there are various places like that.
There are various places like that.
Well, you know...
No matter what season it is, we have to go to "shoya".
"Shoya"?
"Shoya"!
This is tough, isn't it?
It's tough, isn't it?
My heart is pounding.
Adabo-san.
Yes?
I got a first-class hotel room.
Oh, I'm so happy! Thank you!
This is the suite room.
Ken!
Let's go in!
I'll open it for you.
Okay!
Gigi!
Why me?
It's a first-class hotel room.
I won't say "Gigi"!
It's a suite room, you know.
Suite room...
It's not a suite room!
It's a suite room!
Suite room...
Gachan!
It's a heavy feeling!
Gachan!
Why me?
It's a second-class...
Don't do that! Don't do that!
Ga!
It's here, Hanako-san.
It's amazing!
Finally, this moment has come.
I'm sorry.
Can you turn off the lights?
Lights?
I'll turn them off.
It's expensive!
And it's sweet!
Why is it so late?
Turn off the lights.
Turn off the lights, please!
Don't!
Don't let it go! Don't let it go!
Use the button. Use the button.
Go to sleep and wait for me.
Yes.
I'll take my clothes off.
Look at this, Hanako!
You're embarrassing me.
What are you saying?
You too, Hanako!
Don't!
You've improved.
Hanako, you...
You've improved.
...were not a woman!
Smile!
Thank you very much!
Shall we...
...connect Yamazaki...
...for 30 minutes?
That's a good idea for a manzai.
It's too early!
Yes, it is.
Well, then...
Yes?
You're a pervert, aren't you?
Downtown, once again...
...the two Peach brothers...
...the doctor and me!
Here you go!
That's not true!
Thank you very much!
Well, you know...
...we've been doing manzai for a while now...
...but manzai isn't very profitable, is it?
Of course it isn't!
There are a lot of profitable businesses out there!
That's right!
Even if you do it once...
...is it worth 40 million yen?
Oh, you're overestimating me!
That's right!
But you know...
...the coolest thing is the doctor!
The doctor!
But you know...
...the doctor's skills...
...are extraordinary!
Well...
...I don't like seeing that!
Yes, yes!
You must be nervous!
There he is!
Doctor!
Doctor! I have a cramp! I have a cramp!
Scalpel.
Yes.
Scalpel.
Yes.
Scalpel.
You keep saying "scalpel" all the time!
Scalpel.
Let me swim in your kiss.
Scalpel.
You haven't danced yet?!
I'll cut it now.
Please.
How far are you going to cut it?!
I know!
Look at me properly!
No, I won't say it.
I know.
What state did you get in?
It seems like a traffic accident.
Traffic accident?
Yes.
I see.
This will cost you.
What?!
Will it cost me?!
It will cost you!
Look at me!
It's a car, isn't it?!
Look at me properly!
OK!
It's hot!
Tweezers!
Kiku's nose!
It's killing me, isn't it?!
That's enough!
Thank you very much!
Let me think of a second story.
Mr. Yamasaki!
Let me introduce you.
Curry-na-deka.
Goodbye!
Next time!
Don't worry!
Curry-na-deka!
Please come in!
Hello!
Manzai, you don't want to do it, do you?
Manzai, you don't like it?
No, it's not that cool. There are a lot of jobs out there.
Yes, it's cool, but the detective is cool.
Detective?
The detective drama is cool, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
A real detective is hard, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Ah, is this a murder scene?
Deka-cho! Deka-cho!
Hello, I'm Dekayama Chosuke, or Deka-cho.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Where is the company?
Ah, it's here.
Ah.
Eye.
Why?!
It's over!
It's over.
This is terrible!
Yes, it is.
You're angry inside and out!
This is a professional technique.
As far as I can see, this is a mass murder.
Is that so?
However, what an unpleasant incident in such a lake.
It really is!
A terrible dense murder.
It's a lake!
I said it's a lake!
I know.
This is the knife, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
You're erotic.
It's blood!
It's water!
I know.
This is serious.
Yes.
What is this situation?
I know! Shut up!
Yes.
Don't say it again, ginger roast.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
I'm a great veteran of this business.
Yes, you are.
It's not bad.
This miracle ore.
Yes.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Miracle ore.
Miracle ore!
Yes?
Miracle ore!
Yes!
Explain yourself!
Yes!
No, I'm a great veteran of this business.
What are you talking about?
Huh?!
I'm a great veteran of this business.
Please calm down.
I'm calm. I'm fine.
Yes.
What is it?
Ah!
Shut up!
Yes!
Maybe this is his work.
What? What do you mean "his"?
It was about five years ago.
There were many serial murders with similar murders.
Is that so?
And we finally succeeded in chasing him away.
Yes!
And he took his own life.
He didn't die!
It's him, isn't it?
That's right.
I often say that he looks like him.
Ah, I see. Is that so?
What is this?
Ah! Isn't this a costume?
A costume?
Yes!
I will not leave anything behind in this world.
I will travel alone.
Ah, I see.
Yes!
You are the culprit!
No, I committed suicide!
I have an idea.
Yes!
Let's sing a song together and have fun!
Is that okay?
I'm glad I called you guys.
Why?
I've never seen you guys so united like this.
I've never seen you guys stand up and do something like this.
You guys seemed like you were giving your all at the end.
Thank you.
Can you say "kuyashii keredo" just once?
kuyashii keredo
Isn't it normal?
You can sing it, too.
kuyashii keredo
Drawing is fun! Drawing is fun!
Are you crying?
I can do it, but it's hard.
Show me how you do it.
It's hot.
Wow, it's really hot!
It's hot! Ah, I'll leave the picture here.
I...
Is there only Yamazaki for me?
Do I have to rely on that guy?
Will I die?
You won't die.
You won't die. It's okay.
I'm back!
Let's practice again later.
Yes, let's change our mood.
Ah, but you know...
I lost my breath.
A little.
Because of the wind.
Ah, it's getting dark here.
It's easier said than done.
It's easier said than done. It's obvious you won.
If you come this far, it's only two and a half hours.
You can definitely see what you can do.
Can we stop now?
You can definitely see what you can do.
Marina's here!
Marina-chan!
You're late!
Marina, don't take off your sailor uniform and sing for me.
Wait a minute!
Don't take off your sailor uniform and sing for me!
No, I can't do it now.
I can't stand it anymore.
You can dance if you want.
I forgot!
It's a little scary, but it's not boring at all.
Before it's over,
Have a delicious heart.
Eat it!
But everyone has a happy face.
That's right. You know, humans are great creatures and they have a bio-rhythm.
Yeah.
We had that many times in Yamatani and Yamatani, didn't we?
Um...
The face you had when you were a crab was amazing!
Yeah.
Well, we all had that, even though there weren't many of us.
Well, sis, we had customers too.
When we were really full.
His boss was this guy.
His boss...
You too, didn't you?
In the corner over there...
You were running around like a crab.
What were you doing? There was a clown too!
What?!
You stopped and didn't move!
At first you were like, "Is he impersonating an old lady?"
You two...
You danced, didn't you?
What?
Do you want to see it?
You're the best thing
Thank you for watching
You look so happy!
Your laughing face when you were doing this!
It was really amazing!
It's dirty!
It's the dirtiest laughing face in the world!
Let me see your dancing.
No!
You're totally different!
Your face is like blue!
You're not doing it!
Music, start!
[You must go...]
[Up to the chest...]
Where's she going, to visit her old man?
I won't laugh like you!
Can I go now?!
What? What are you talking about?
No no no, Mr. Kakashi!
No, Mr. Niimi!
Thank you very much, Mr. Niimi.
It was a song you wouldn't expect.
In any case, we have a dancer you wouldn't expect.
OK, let's practice dancing.
The staff will give you a lesson.
First of all...
First of all, from the box!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
You're shaking!
Are you okay?
Yes.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
Okay.
No, you shouldn't do it!
You can go home!
I'll do it. I'll do it.
I'm taller than you!
I'm taller!
One, two, three, four...
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Wow!
It suits you! It suits you!
Kawase...OK!
Kawase OK! Kawase OK!
Kawase OK!
I'm still watching this.
Yes.
Everyone, please do it.
OK, practice it!
OK!
If you tell this to a fisherman, he'll get tired!
OK!
One, two, three, four...
Five, six, seven, eight...
One, two, three, four...
Five, six, seven...
Seven, eight...
Should we do it separately?
Yes!
One, two, three, four...
Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!
Ah, sensei! Please!
Laugh more and be more cheerful!
Let's do it!
Let's go!
(Music)
Who... Who was wrong?
Who was wrong?
Everyone got separated?
Oh, that's not good, is it?
What? What? What?
I'm a little tired.
You can't get used to it!
From Tokyo?
Yes.
This way.
I was free.
Free?
The play is over, isn't it?
Yes, it's over.
You played a bad role!
You'll be called "dancer" from now on.
From now on...
If you make me do it, I'll do it for free.
Let's make a team and do business.
What?
You're the only one who thinks like that, aren't you?
That's amazing!
Of course!
If we make it clean, it'll be amazing!
If we make it clean, we'll all get off the UFO.
Let's all get off the UFO!
If you don't want to do it, stand up and do it.
You all remember, don't you?
Look at him. He's practicing.
Here we go!
3, 2...
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...
You guys are scary!
You guys are pretty good!
Shall we play some music?
Let's do it!
Music, start!
1, 2, 3, 4!
♪Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh♪
♪Beautiful heart♪
♪Full of love♪
♪I took a chance♪
That's not good.
It's the other way around!
You don't have to do it!
This is amazing because it's a commercial.
No matter what you're doing, it's funny that it's been an hour.
Oh, it's been over an hour!
Oh, right!
Oh, you're fast!
Everyone, I'll say it for now.
It's been an hour!
Thank you!
One last time, okay?
Are you ready?
Give me everything you've got!
Here we go!
Music, start!
(Music)
OK! OK!
(Applause)
It's great that no one has done it and it doesn't break.
It's moving for now.
That's good.
That's great.
Some of you are wearing couple clothes, right?
Your girlfriend is dancing next to you, right?
(Laughter)
You too!
(Laughter)
(Music)
It was a long 24 hours.
The moment of the period is approaching one by one.
There is only 19 minutes left.
It's fast.
Well...
It was so annoying that I got angry in the middle of it.
I thought "Should I quit or go home?"
I thought so, too.
But it's only 19 minutes left.
Humans are strange creatures.
I thought "Was it OK?"
I see.
Well...
A lot of memories came and went.
Hamada-san, in your opinion, which episode was the most memorable for you?
When Hideki came out and was doing "IMCA", everyone's happy smiles!
I'll never forget that.
By the way, I just realized...
These people...
They want to dance!
You finally noticed!
That's why you told me to make them dance!
It must hurt, everyone.
It hurts, doesn't it?
It's cold.
Thank you very much!
You all did a good job, too!
You all did a good job today!
This is a record-breaking thing, isn't it?
OK, everyone, one minute left!
Thank you all for your long time!
OK, let's do a countdown together from 10 seconds ago!
OK, 30 seconds ago!
That's too fast!
Let's do it together!
OK, 20 seconds ago!
Is it that fast?
OK, 15 seconds ago!
You all did your best, so let's do it together for the last time.
8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Time's up!
We did it!
We all did it!
Thank you for your hard work!
I said it like a joke on the way, but I really think that people who have endured this will be able to endure anything!
Without being able to throw away my distant dream, I threw away my hometown
A small station where the gentle spring sun shakes
Rather than farewell, rather than sadness, I yearn for something stronger
A journey of loneliness and back-to-back
The train's window that started to move
Only watching the scenery flowing by
Yesterday, when the cherry blossoms fell, the sky was blue and sad, and my heart trembled
, my father and mother were saved, and I traced back the gentle days of my life, and now I live
Someday I'll go home, someday I'll go home
Don't forget the dance!
Don't forget!