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[Nakamura]
[Hiroshi]
[Yuto]
[Kanasashi]
[Taiko]
[Yuto]
[Taisho]
[Kanasashi]
[Yuto]
[Taisho]
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- Teacher! - Good morning!
- Teacher, today... - Yes?
- There are many of these teachers here. - Shall we look at various things?
- Teacher, your arm... - Oh, that's right. Thank you, thank you.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Oh, is this... - No, no, no, no. I understand.
- Teacher! - What?
- This... Oh! Stop it!
- Teacher, teacher...
- Teacher! - What kind of mimicry is that?!
- This is... - Huh?!
- Wow! - He's saying a lot of things.
- Oh, this is good. - Okay, okay, okay.
- Oh! The part of the crane... - It's melting!
- As a man who is used to things like this... - Red shoes...
- Wow! - What?
- So, Ishii-san... - Oh, you came before me!
- Yes, yes, yes. - Oh, you're sitting right in front of me!
- Yes, yes. - What did you eat?
- It's rice cake! - This is...
- Oh, that's good. - This is...
- This is the best. - Hey, wait a minute!
- Here you go, here you go. - Thank you.
- Oh, this is good. - Hey, me too!
- It's like it's running naturally!
- Isn't this a posture?!
- The inside is raw...
- The inside... - Even if you say "the inside is raw"...
- My stomach is burning.
- It tastes like a hut.
- What?!
- Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
- Oh, this is good!
- It's expensive! It's expensive!
- It's expensive!
- I'll take this. - Hey!
- Yes? - Stop it!
- Yes, yes, yes...
- Wait a minute!
- Do you want me to buy it or not?
- No!
- Yes, yes, yes... - Wait, what?!
- It's like an art form!
- I'll pay for it.
- Oh, this is good!
- What is the purpose of this?
- It's like an air ring restaurant.
- It's one of Sensei's proud dishes.
- Can we eat this?!
- Please eat it.
- You're doing something stupid.
- Oh, you're eating it!
- Oh, this is...
- What does it taste like?
- Disgusting!
- I'm sorry!
- It's not good.
- I'm sorry.
- What? What? - This is good!
- I bought it in New York! - This is a big hit in New York!
- Wait! This is important! - This is my first time in New York!
- Acha, wait! - Acha, it feels good!
- I gave it to you! - This is good!
- Special service with onion. - It's good!
- It's good as it is! - It's good as it is!
- Let me see!
- It's not cooked yet! - It's still wet!
- It's like eggplant.
- This is good! - It's like eggplant.
- Here you go! - Here you go!
- It's cold!
- You can pour it as much as you like. - It's good as it is!
- It looks good! - It's good!
- What is this? - This looks good!
- This is good! - I'm full!
- You can't eat this! - You mixed it up!
- Thank you for this! - Thank you for this!
Shut up!
He's excited!
No! No! No! No! No! No!
- Hold my hand! - No! No! No!
- This is good! - This is good!
- How is it? - Wow!
- This is good! - The color is beautiful!
- Let's eat this with udon! - That's good!
- This is good! - This is like eggplant!
- This looks good! - Yes!
- Look! He's putting it on! - This is good!
- This looks good! - This is the best!
- This is good! - This is the best!
- You can put it under your teeth. - You're right!
- Use this properly! - Can you swallow this?
- You can eat this, right? - I want to eat it!
- I want to eat it!
I'm going to take off my hat!
Russia!
Wait!
What?
Hey!
Ouch!
Sorry!
Shoes too?
Shoes are fine!
Can we do it together?
Ouch!
Hey!
Yes!
This is good!
The fans are very happy!
Good!
I went to the bathroom a lot.
There is a beard!
There is!
This is good!
This is a service!
This is a product!
I will take it!
This is a little ingenuity and this deliciousness!
This is good!
Thank you!
Isn't the audience in front of you today?
No, we're in front of you.
Oh, really?
Get back, sorry.
Let's start from the back in order.
I don't want to see you up close.
You're fast.
This is the distance between you and Martin St. James.
Get up and...
You were shaking there.
It's about 7 o'clock now, isn't it?
I got up about 5 o'clock, so it's only been about 2 hours.
Oh, you got up about 5 o'clock in the evening.
Eh? Who said "now"?
Who said "now"?
You didn't say a word.
You said "now", didn't you?
I got up a little, so...
You said "eat soba", didn't you?
If you eat soba, you'll get up!
You're driving on the road and breaking chopsticks while you say "eat soba"!
Get up and eat soba right now!
You got up and ate soba!
Your body is already shaking!
You're walking, aren't you?
I'm not walking.
You're walking!
I'm driving!
Don't say things like "house button"!
Do you know what "house button" is?
You're pretty close, aren't you?
You're driving, but you're walking up and up!
Yawn!
Why are you yawning?
Scream! Scream!
You're getting out of the car, walking up and up!
Shut up! Don't say things you don't know!
No, you!
It's you! You're walking, aren't you? You're walking properly, aren't you?
I don't know if you're walking properly or not, but you look like an a**hole!
You look like an a**hole!
You know what? Try doing this show once in a live broadcast!
What? What?
You always say weird things! I'm scared of you!
What? What?
Yesterday you were doing a behind-the-scenes show.
I was doing it live.
You were doing it live. I'm scared of you! I don't know what you're saying!
I'm not scared of you at all!
No, you're not scared of me.
I'm not saying anything!
You said "Razock!"
I didn't say "Razock!"
You know, people in the TV industry are always like that.
Yeah, yeah.
They're always nervous.
Yeah.
They always have something on their minds.
For example!
Dad, Mom, Grandpa, Grandma.
Family.
That's a wrong question!
No, no, it's not! I said "Razock!"
Family!
Yeah.
Family, taking off their clothes.
Yeah.
Razock!
"Razock!" taking off their clothes doesn't mean anything.
Going to the hot spring with the family.
At that point, "Razock!"
No!
Wearing clothes on the way.
Yeah, that's family.
No!
You, you, you!
"Razock!" is naked even on the way.
What?
No.
What you're saying is "Razock!" when you go to the bathroom with your family on the way.
That's weird!
No, it's not.
That's just a normal family!
No, you're stupid!
Besides, when you're on stage and girls take off their clothes, you say "Razock!" too, right?
You shouldn't say that!
Wait!
You shouldn't say that!
Wait, I just said "Razock!"
I just said it in the commercial!
It doesn't matter if it's in the commercial or in real life, you shouldn't say "Razock!"?
I shouldn't say that!
I'm telling you right now!
I'm telling you, dryness sheet!
I'm not buying it!
You know, I'm not a good adult anymore, you know?
If you look at it as a family...
In this case, it's a family!
If you look at it as a family, when you're in elementary school and your nose starts running...
When you're 16 or 17 and your family is like "Ah, this is fun!"
and you're told to take off your sarasatee...
I don't like it!
If you say something like that in front of your family!
The atmosphere changes a little...
The atmosphere doesn't change!
I'm telling you to think about it!
What are you saying?
I'm not saying anything like that!
Did you say "take off your pants"?
I said "take off your pants"!
You shouldn't say that!
Why not?
"Take off your pants"!
You shouldn't say it!
I'm doing a baseball game!
If you say "take off your socks", I'll say "take off your pants"!
You shouldn't say it like that!
I can appear in a live broadcast, but you can't appear in a live broadcast!
That's not true...
It's scary!
It's not scary at all!
Editing is scary!
What's scary?
It's completely different!
No, it's not scary at all!
Even if I'm angry, editing is scary!
Oh, really? Sometimes it's good for your health.
No, no, no. Editing changes a person's character.
Aki-san, editing is really scary!
Yeah, you know...
Sometimes we talk and laugh at the same time, right?
But we just keep it to ourselves.
But I'm laughing really hard!
I'm keeping it to myself.
Only that part.
Ah, I get it, I get it.
I won't say it to anyone, but there are people who say useless things!
Things that don't make you laugh!
After they say it, I'll replace it with this!
But...
On the set...
This is the reality!
Wait a minute, where did you see that?
No, I saw it somewhere else.
Wow, that's amazing.
Then I saw it!
Give me a break!
That's really funny.
That's dirty!
Why?
I've been writing about things I've noticed up until now in that editing!
You brought it over here in the editing.
I cut it like this.
This part over here...
I cut it like this, lift it up and cut it like this!
And you can put it in there!
I can put it in there!
Well, but for most people, it looks natural.
Yeah, and it's really scary.
But even if it's not exciting, it looks like it's exciting.
Yeah, yeah! Basically, um...
There are a lot of cowardly things I do on shows.
Like what? For example, what do you mean?
Yeah, like bringing out animals.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And food... hot springs, right?
Children...
Children... that's cowardly, right?
But, you know, what's the most cowardly?
Is there anything else cowardly?
Um...
What?
Stuffed animals.
You tried to tickle a little kid's heart, didn't you?
But wearing stuffed animals yourself is...
That's fine!
That's fine, right?
Of course it's fine! Because you'd take it out of their faces!
But, you know, what's the most cowardly?
Trying to attract a little kid's heart.
You're doing it yourself!
You're not making anyone do it!
You're doing it yourself!
That's cowardly, right?
You know...
For example, I'm wearing a dog costume in a comedy show, right?
And my face is showing, right?
When I see that, no one will think I'm a dog!
Matsumoto, you know that, don't you?
Well, but...
If you're showing your face like that, I'd like you to dress like a dog.
You know, petting it a little and making it blush...
Wouldn't you do that?
No, no, I wouldn't do that.
You know, giving it a little attention...
Oh, that's a little...
When did I give it attention?
Oh, you're so wild.
Does wildness fly in your ears?
No, you just blew it like this...
Really...
Oh, is that so?
If you don't do it properly...
Oh, what kind of pose is that?
You can't do it.
Oh, you can't do it.
You're kind of annoying!
What?
What is this?
Oh, this is annoying!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, I'm talking to someone, but this attitude...
No, I didn't even...
I didn't even...
Stop it.
Oh, you got it.
That's enough.
Please eat it up.
Why do dogs always say "haha"?
They don't say "haha" enough to make you drool.
First of all, I'm alive.
I'm alive now.
I'm a friend.
No, you don't need friends.
I want to show my front teeth.
You like front teeth, don't you?
I want to show them.
At that time, I feel like I have to say something.
You can say "haha", can't you?
You can't say "haha", "haha", "haha" all the time, can you?
Except for "haha", I'm alive.
I don't think about anything else.
When you think like that, when you say "haha", all you can think about is "haha".
Come on, come on, what's wrong with you?
If you think like that, say something.
What do you mean?
Hey, it's a little hard for you.
It's weird, isn't it?
After all, you can only say "haha".
Ah...
Talk to me!
Hey, are you okay?
If you say like that...
That's human, isn't it?
Right?
There should be something like "haha", right?
What is it?
Ah...
Hey, are you okay?
Don't lower your waist!
It's because you lower your waist that you say "are you okay?"
If you say "talk to me!", no one will go.
It's just words, what you think about.
Whoa!
No, I mean...
Whoa!
It's weird because you do like this.
It's scary because you do like this, if you have a dog like that.
If you say "whoa"...
So...
I thought about it.
I thought about many things.
I tried many things.
And of course, I thought it would be best for my mother to calm down.
Ah, ah...
Why is the top and bottom of the newspaper jagged?
The newspaper is jagged, isn't it?
Yes.
Top and bottom.
Does that mean there are other uses besides newspapers?
After that...
Up and down...
What do you mean by "other uses besides newspapers"?
I...
If you listen carefully, you will understand.
I don't know.
Don't be stupid all of a sudden.
If you listen carefully, you will understand.
Eh, what do you mean?
Why is it annoying?
Ah, this is annoying.
This is annoying.
Please don't say it.
Ah, this is annoying.
It makes sense while you are reading it.
Ah, you are noisy and persistent.
Hey...
This is my job!
You should know that too!
Hurry up!
That's strange.
Is it there while you are reading it?
Have you...
Have you ever read a newspaper on the train?
Yes, I have.
And when you are reading it, the person holding the newspaper tries to steal it.
Yes, they do.
It's dangerous if you get any closer.
Why did the bear in the forest tell you to run away?
The bear tells you to run away and immediately picks up the earring and chases you,
but why does the bear tell you to run away as soon as it meets you?
I know the bear tells you to run away, but there must be a reason for it.
Otherwise, the bear wouldn't tell you to run away.
One day in the forest...
You met the bear, didn't you?
You met the bear on the road to Hanasaku Forest.
This is good.
Yes, yes, yes.
According to the bear...
The bear tells you to run away.
No, no!
It doesn't matter if it's number two or not!
Even if it's number three, you wouldn't know!
If there's nothing in between, you wouldn't tell it to run away, would you?
No, but that's different, right?
There's no reason for it to be in a forest from number two, right?
No, no. If it's number one and "run away" is number three,
then there must be something in number two.
Eh, what's that? Has it become like this?
What has become like this?!
Eh, what, what, what?
Number two met you and...
Who are you?!
For me, this isn't really a joke or anything like that,
but when I was a kid, bears were bears.
So, even though I have a human heart, I'm still a bear.
So, "run away", "I might eat you", you know...
Um...
Is it such a deep song?
One day in the forest, you met a bear, didn't you?
On the road to Hanasaku Forest, you met a bear.
So far so good, right?
Come here.
Eh, but a bear will follow you later.
Of course you should bring a spear with you.
If you say so, young lady, you should run away.
Stakora Sassa Sassa.
But who is Stakora Sassa Sassa?
Stakora Sassa Sassa.
I think it's you, young lady.
I'm talking to you, young lady.
Stakora Sassa Sassa.
It's a little strange for you to say "stakora sassa" and run away.
Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?
Young lady, please wait.
What?
Young lady, please wait.
Ah, I see.
There is a little white shell.
Oh, bear-san, thank you.
Let's sing for you.
You know nothing about knowledge, young woman.
"Let's sing for you" is your song, you know nothing about it.
All of Komate's songs are strange.
"Tonguri korokoro" is also strange, isn't it? "Tonguri korokoro" "Tonguri korokoro"
"Stakora Sassa Sassa" is a big deal.
"Tasuketa Rei" is strange, isn't it?
Also, there is something strange about Doremi's song.
"Do" is a donut, "Rei" is a lemon, "mi" is everyone's "mi", "fa" is fighting, "sou" is blue sky...
"sou" is blue sky?!
It's blue!
"Mi" is strange too.
Donna toki ni mo retsu wo kunde
Minna tanoshiku faito wo motte
sora wo aoi de
ra ra ra ra ra
Why doesn't Moominpappa wear clothes but wears a silk hat?
But don't you all wear clothes?
Do you?
Nonnon's older brother does.
I don't know.
But why didn't they have to wear anything in the first place?
It's a simple story.
If you don't wear a silk hat, you can't tell Moomin apart from you.
And you can't take this with you.
You know, back in the day, my dad didn't wear a silk hat anymore.
So my mom always mistook Moomin for my dad.
Moomin was always wanted.
What's going on?
I don't know!
My dad...
Idiot!
My dad said "good evening" to Moomin.
I... I'm Moomin!