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Let's go.
Good evening.
Oh, hello.
What is it?
Where is T.G.?
Who are you?
I'm T.G.'s otaku.
Wow, you're so cheeky!
That's an amazing house.
It's not amazing.
It's a woman-manager's house.
A woman-manager's house?
I don't know.
Excuse me, is it okay?
Is it okay?
Excuse me.
Are you wearing slippers?
I'm wearing sandals.
I don't know.
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T.G.'s house has become new.
It's only been half a year.
Well, I guess I'll just sit here.
Get out of there, cameraman.
Huh?
You can't get out of there?
Some weirdos have come.
Oh, hello.
Are you a woman?
What are you talking about?
Thank you for everything.
Thank you for saying hello.
Thank you.
Oh, ma'am, this is a little boring.
Thank you for everything.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Ma'am, I'm sorry for taking your special sushi.
Thank you for everything.
Hey, you don't have to give me anything!
Coffee?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Huh?
This is a mansion, isn't it?
It's not a mansion, is it?
No, it's not.
This is outside.
Outside?
You're amazing!
Ma'am, where do I go out of here?
Oh, is this okay?
Oh!
Wonderful!
What are you doing?
Don't be like a child!
Open it!
You are an elementary school student!
This is how to use a luxurious land!
Why?
It's good!
You can make a room in space!
It's true!
This is a small table.
Is this a staircase?
Yes, it is.
Is this a fireplace?
No, it's a gas stove.
There is a space like this in the back.
You can hang something here.
You have a daughter here, don't you?
Yes, I do.
She has round panties.
What do you mean round panties?
What are you going to do with my daughter's panties?
Since you're coming, let me tell you something else.
What is it?
The sky is blue.
Shut up.
I usually go to the bees museum.
I usually go to the Chogoku Forest.
What did you do today?
What do you mean?
It's a celebration.
What celebration?
You usually bring something for a celebration, don't you?
Is it a table?
Is it a cake?
This looks delicious.
You're a bad guy.
Well...
What is it?
Since you're here, let me tell you something useful.
That's right.
We're human beings who can only think through other people's bodies.
You've helped me a lot.
That's right.
What are you going to do?
I'm going to ask you for money today.
You're causing me a lot of trouble.
You didn't help me at all.
Don't say that.
You came at the wrong time.
I want you to give me about two million yen.
Two million yen?
You're in trouble.
Since we're in your house in Shinjuku, I'm going to check your electricity.
Why are you checking my electricity?
It's been about half a year since we moved in.
So I thought you might be in trouble.
You made a mistake.
That's right.
That happens sometimes.
An accident?
An accident.
That's right.
I'm going to check it.
I don't need you guys to check it for me.
I need you guys to do it for me.
No, no.
What are you talking about?
What are you doing?
"Downtown" means "checking electricity".
Originally...
I see.
You're going to check electricity.
In short, "downtown".
"Downtown" means "downtown".
That's right.
Checking electricity.
You're going to check electricity.
Let's do it.
I haven't had coffee in a while.
Hey, camera man.
Do you think I can't drink coffee?
First of all, I'm going to use a vacuum cleaner.
If you use a vacuum cleaner, you'll use a lot of electricity.
But it's okay now, right?
It's totally fine.
And here...
Thank you for watching.
Oh, it's a stove.
- Let's use a stove. - We don't need it now. It's hot.
- Let's use a stove. - Let's make it the best we can.
- 680 watts. - That's right.
- It's getting noisy. - You brought a lot of useless things.
- What's this? - And here...
- Jar. - Oh, that's good.
- There's rice in it. - There's rice in it.
- That's good. - Yes.
- But it's hot with the stove on. - It's hot.
- Let's use a fan. - Let's use a fan.
What are you doing?
It's still...
- It looks like it's okay inside the house. - What is it? Electricity?
- Electricity connection. - It's okay if you do that.
Let's use a mixer here.
It's stronger than I thought.
- It's strong. - It's weird.
And...
Let's use a hair dryer.
It's still okay.
There's no mistake.
That's good.
Oh, I'm tired.
- You're tired of making noise. - Oh, I'm tired.
Let me massage you.
Where did you come from?
Let's use a hair dryer.
It's still okay.
- It's not clean around here. - It's not clean around here.
- Let's go over there. - Let's go over there.
- Grandpa. - What is it?
- Are you looking for something? - Are you looking for something? Come with me.
- I'm doing it for you. - For me?
- Let's hide it quickly. - Let's hide it quickly.
- The power is fine. - Yes.
- The laundry is full of things. - The laundry is full of things.
- Let's do this.
- Both of you set it up.
- Come on, let's turn off the power. - There is no power left.
- If we don't do this, it won't fly away. - Right?
- Do you want to blow away our power? - Don't you?
- I don't know what you're talking about. - Let's go to the microwave.
- Turn on the switch. - This is...
- Is it working?
(laughter)
What are you doing?
Chichi, it's pitch black.
Today we said goodbye in pitch black.
Thank you very much.
We were with Chichi's Otaku.
Thank you very much.
Ladies and gentlemen...
(applause)
What are you eating?
Huh?
What are you eating?
Nothing.
What are you putting on your teeth?
Insemine?
What?
What is this dark stuff?
Ugh, it hurts.
You've got some kind of glue on you.
You're the kind of guy who wants to eat something.
That's right.
You're the kind of guy who wants to eat something.
Shouldn't I say that?
You know what I'm saying?
You're making me nervous.
It's not like we're on TV or anything.
No, no, no.
Be quiet!
I'm quiet!
You're the one with the button open.
We've got a theme for today.
Oh, you do?
It's called "Big Legend."
That's a lot of work.
It's a theme about "raising the stars."
Well, that's fine.
Today's guest isn't a big deal either.
No, no, you don't say that.
I'm sorry, but this is the best time for me to answer you.
Yeah.
It's been a lot of work.
We've been doing this show for 24 hours now.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's over.
I think we'll be doing this show from now on at home.
I guess we will.
I'm sure you'll be satisfied.
It's tough.
I'm sure you'll be satisfied.
Your organs are weird.
Are you feeling anything wrong?
I'm sure you're not doing well with your artificial lungs.
(laughter)
You're saying your artificial lungs are weird, but you don't have any of them.
(laughter)
Stop it!
(laughter)
Let's go.
Oh, you don't want to?
It's fine.
(laughter)
The guest doesn't have any ill will either.
(laughter)
But you're looking at me.
I hate today's guest.
What kind of ill will do you hate?
Well, I don't know what to say.
Look at me properly.
Everyone is looking at me.
Look at me properly.
Everyone is looking at me.
(laughter)
Please don't get me wrong.
I'm not saying it in a bad way.
You're dirty.
(laughter)
You're dirty.
Why am I dirty?
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Why do you smell like that?
You have a bad taste.
What did you eat?
Does it change depending on the food?
Give me a theme!
If you don't have a theme, it's no good.
If you don't have a theme when you're tired.
Your favorite food.
You know, I was originally...
from a seafood restaurant.
I'm not from a seafood restaurant.
What are you talking about?
I'm from a seafood restaurant.
I was originally from a good family.
Oh, you were from a good family.
I was from a good family.
Oh, you were from a good family.
As for food...
As for food, it was pretty noisy.
Oh, I see.
The food I liked the most was...
Chikuwa.
What is that?
No, it's not expensive food.
Chikuwa and cucumbers...
Hey, you look like you're about to throw up!
That's good, isn't it?
No, it's more like...
the commoners...
Yeah.
They were like, "Whoa!"
Yeah.
I knew it, you're different!
You're different!
You know...
I've been to a lot of places before.
Are you talking about me?
Yeah.
In China...
China?
When I went to Fujian Province in China...
Okay.
When I went to Fujian Province in China...
Yeah.
Um... bears.
Yeah.
Bears.
Yeah.
Um...
One-eared men.
One-eared men!
What is... that?
In the back of that Fujian Province...
Yeah.
One-eared men of bears...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah, that's a type, right?
Yeah, one-eared men...
One-eared men...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
With their right hands...
they were holding...
that rice ball.
Well, I don't know about that.
I'll go and meet them.
Okay.
What are you laughing at, you bastards?!
You often say "mvp" as an expression, but what does "mvp" stand for?
I don't know it at all.
It doesn't say "mvp" without a meaning.
That's true.
For example, if you say "chuck ykk" and it has a meaning...
No, wait a minute! "chuck y..."
No matter what you say...
"ykk" has a meaning, doesn't it? "chuck chuck"...
Tell me about it.
Yes, of course.
I want to know about it.
Please...
But it has nothing to do with "hawak".
No, no, no!
What does "ykk" stand for?
"Our"...
"k"...
"kit"...
What does "kit" stand for?
"Our"...
It's "hawak"!
"Our"...
"kit"...
"kit" is "kanarazu"...
"kanarazu", right?
"kit" is "kanarazu"...
That's what it means.
Well, I'm thinking of it...
I'm thinking of it...
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh, is that so?
No, that's fine. Tell me about MOVP.
I want to know about MOVP.
I want to know about it too.
What do you think about it?
No, I mean...
When did I ever say I didn't know about it?
Tell me about it.
MOVP...
Everyone...
That's good.
MOVP...
Everyone...
That's good.
Everyone...
Let's review it one more time.
Let's think about it again.
Everyone...
All of you...
Everyone...
V...
Shockingly...
P...
Pool...
No, I'm not like that.
You often say that eel and pickled plum go bad together, but why is it bad?
Why is it bad? It's not like I have a stomachache or anything like that, is it?
This is the same as food or anything like humans, isn't it?
It's the same as humans!
It's the same as humans, but what's going to happen is...
For example, let's say there's a dressing room. I'll put you in there.
Yes...
Oh, well, well, put me in.
Right? If you're going to put me in there, I'll put you in there.
This is what happens when you eat eel and pickled plum.
No, but if you open up the dressing room, you're talking to each other.
Who? Who? Who?
No, if you come into my dressing room...
You're definitely not talking!
What happens if I put you in one of the dressing rooms and lock you up?
What happens?
In the end, you two fight and collide and I have to ask you if you can break this part.
It's called "kicking".
No...
Now...
You hit it well.
Why doesn't the rinse foam?
I don't know about that!
In the past...
Yes?
Now, you know, you rinse like this...
In the past, why didn't you put hot water in the cellophane noodles?
Why?!
I'm sorry about that.
Why doesn't the rinse foam?!
I'm sticking it on.
What's with you, Merihari? Your words are all so vague!
Just spit it out like water on a bamboo leaf!
You never say it!
What's with you?
I can't say it anymore.
No, wait!
I told you not to say it like that! I can't say it anymore!
Sorry, it was my fault!
What is it?
Why can't you say "bamboo leaf"?
Tell me properly!
Why doesn't the rinse foam come out?
It's because the bubble burst.
Even if you trick me, I...
Hama-chan goes out in various fashions, but why do you always wear the same clothes?
You know, you look like a fashion leader right now.
I'm not!
You have to be careful.
Look, I haven't changed at all.
What I'm aiming for is "antique"!
For example, let's say I'm wearing the latest fashion clothes.
It's fine now. It's cool.
Right? You think you're a leader, don't you?
But ten or twenty years from now, you'll be laughed at!
For example, Masatoshi Nakamura.
He was cool back in the day!
But now that I think about it, he's terrible!
It's Karl Uchimaki!
But that's...
What are you looking at?
A rappa-g-pan full of suiyoagi and a geta!
But that's...
But he's back!
He's back with a rappa-g-pan!
He used to say "giba-chan", but now he says "suiyo", "suiyo"!
That's not embarrassing!
It's not cool!
No, that's...
He said "suiyo"!
Who said "suiyo" just now?
Masayuri no Soto.
Yes.
What's wrong with you?
Can I say something?
Yes, go ahead.
What do you like about Hamada-kun?
Well...
Right now...
Jyaaaan!
I can't say it anymore!
This song is playing right now...
What do you like about me?
Dokaaaan!
Jyaaaan!
Let me ask you something.
Yes, go ahead.
What do you like about me?
Eh? Eh?
Everything.
Everything?!
Well, if it's two people like me...