AISubs v3.5
I'm hungry.
Me too.
You know "Tokyo Walker"?
I know one good restaurant.
Really?
It's here.
Is it good?
It's really good.
I'm glad you know it.
Hello.
How are you?
How about you?
I'm fine.
What should we do?
I'm a picky eater.
How about you?
I'm a picky eater.
Don't make fun of me.
I'm a picky eater.
Don't make fun of me.
Did you just make fun of me?
I'm a picky eater.
I'm sorry.
I'm a picky eater.
I'm your father.
I feel cold.
I'm sorry.
Let me say it again.
I'm a picky eater.
I'm...
a picky eater, too.
That's enough.
What are you doing?
Good morning.
I'm watching "The Lion King" now.
"The Lion King"?
I heard it's starting now.
Oh, really?
What should I eat?
Can you melt it for me?
Of course I can.
I can't eat such delicious low-calorie food.
Oh, really?
Dad, I'll eat pork cutlet low-calorie food.
I'll have four Goldens.
I see.
Four Goldens?
I'll have pork cutlet low-calorie food.
I wrote it down.
You wrote it down?
He's late.
What?
I'll wait for you.
Oh, you're back.
You're late.
Thank you.
You're late.
I came earlier.
Don't say that to me.
At first glance, he looks like a celebrity.
But behind him...
He looks like a human without dignity.
Two beasts washing blood with blood...
They look like mud.
Stop it!
You're annoying!
Jimmy Onishi doesn't know fear when he's angry.
Don't hit me!
What are you doing?
Hosei Yamazaki is quick to get angry at celebrities.
A fight of human without dignity.
Mitabi Aimanien.
Do you like my senior's attitude?
What are you doing?
Sit down and calm down.
I don't like your senior's attitude.
Jimmy, stop it.
Stop it!
I don't like your senior's attitude.
Stop it!
Are you going to destroy my store?
I don't like your senior's attitude.
Stop it!
I don't like your senior's attitude.
Stop it!
Men and men...
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Let's do it again.
Let's understand each other more!
That's right! We have to understand each other more!
Let's understand each other more!
We can't do it again!
What are you doing?
What do you think? Do you get it now?
Okay, let's go eat.
Don't fight anymore.
Now you know...
...what it means for a puncher to be meaningless.
Okay, let's make up. I'll pay for everything.
Eat! Eat!
Eat!
Why are you guys so quiet?
Cut!
The food after a fight is not good!
What did you say?
What?
Do you want to die?
Stop it!
Do you want to die?
Of course!
Do you want to die?
Stop it!
What did you say?
Stop it!
They look tired.
Give me some water.
Water?
Yes.
What are you doing?
What? No way!
You!
Stop it!
Do it outside!
Stop it!
You still don't understand?
Do it outside!
Go!
He's sensitive to smell.
Stop it!
Jimmy, kill the pig!
The one who comes out of here with a stick is already dead.
Alright, kill it!
It's so funny when you catch it from the inside.
Give it back! Give it back!
I'll run away! I'll run away!
I won't let you do that! I'll run away!
Yamanagi, hurry up and catch it!
Do it from the inside! From the inside!
Why are you talking?!
I won't let you do that!
Hey you!
Yes?
Get rid of that mask!
What's with you?
You might go to the bathroom in the dressing room!
Get rid of it!
You're saying I didn't let you do it?
Yes!
You're saying I didn't let you do it?!
Yes!
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?!
You're talking nonsense!
You didn't light a cigarette for me, did you?!
That's right! You're like that too!
No, I'm not!
Wait! Wait!
You didn't light it up?
No, I didn't!
Then you're saying it, right?!
That's right!
You always say that you didn't let me do it!
You?
Let me tell you something. No one will notice you if you don't flush the toilet!
No one will notice me?! No one will notice me!
You're going to go somewhere while you're smoking, aren't you?!
Why are you saying that?
You're going to go somewhere while you're smoking, aren't you?!
How many cigarettes do you think I've smoked?!
One of those cigarettes will burn your house down and you'll become Chirichiri Parma!
Don't say it like you're doing a drift!
Hey! Let me flush the toilet! I have a bad feeling about this!
There must be a reason for you not to flush it, you idiot!
What reason could it have for you not to flush it?
I'll go back there and...
Shut up!
Territory!
Even if you flush it, you can't go back!
Let me flush it!
Shut up, you idiot!
I won't flush it! I won't flush the toilet!
You said you wouldn't flush it!
No, you said you wouldn't flush it!
You said you wouldn't flush it!
How could you say something like that?
Did you see how I flushed it?!
That's too much!
What a big mouth you have!
Mouth doesn't matter.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
But it doesn't matter anyway.
Let's do it properly.
Listen to me.
I'm getting mad.
At who?
You know...
Hakone's sculpture.
Everyone, listen to me.
And...
Cut it all out.
I'm not talking here anymore.
What are you doing?!
Last night at the art museum in Chokoku-no-Mori...
There was a conversation between a girl and me.
I said I didn't know!
And when I read the article...
Without wearing a hat or sunglasses...
I was just walking around...
Without wearing anything!
I'm a big star!
I'm a big star! I'm a big star!
But I can't do that!
I can't say anything.
Your mental state at the time was very...
You have many faces.
Did you happen to have such a situation at the time?
Come on, I'm getting mad.
I've said it so many times...
I don't have a picture!
You're rushing me!
I don't have a picture!
Ah, you saw it, didn't you?
For a moment, I thought so, too!
There were two Abecs on a piece of wood...
When I saw it, I thought, "Whaaat?!"
Why are you so excited?
No, I'm not excited, but...
I thought, "What's with this picture?!"
But it was an Abec picture that had nothing to do with it...
They were walking over there...
When I saw it like that, it was like me!
I see...
I said, "I don't have a picture like that!"
You don't have to say "whaat?"
I said, "What's with this picture?!"
When did you take it?!
It was like that...
Ugh...
I'm so angry right now!
I know that, but...
Don't say it!
I'm so mad!
Like someone else...
I don't have a picture like that!
I'm serious!
I don't have a picture like that!
I asked him and he said he didn't know!
I said, "What are you saying?"
He said, "As an article..."
As an author who's about to get married...
I have a wedding dress next week!
What does that have to do with marriage?
That's not it!
If you say that, I can't have a wedding dress!
Hey! You're a bad guy!
You're a little bad at eating!
If you say that!
Oh, right! If you say anything else, I'll...
Yes?
I'll hang up.
As you wish.
You're such a small-ass man!
Come here! Come here!
You know, I... I said I'd go out...
You said you didn't know, but you said you'd go out...
Just do it yourself.
I said you shouldn't go out, but you went out.
Of course, of course.
That day, you know, I went out of my apartment.
In front of my apartment, you know, there was only one song playing.
But, you know, that day...
It seems like it was Friday night...
That day, you know, I didn't have an alibi.
If you ask me... If you ask me as one of those five- time assassins...
That person, you know...
Until past seven o'clock that day...
He was doing TV work in Ginza!
What?!
What are you talking about?!
Until past seven o'clock in the evening, in Ginza...
If you're that desperate, you know...
It seems like you're desperately trying to hide something.
It can't be helped.
Let's go straight to the point.
Until past seven o'clock in the evening...
No, no, no...
That's an extreme theory.
Until past seven o'clock in the evening...
He was doing TV work in Ginza...
And then, you know...
He went to Hakone and...
What time is it?!
Picasso's sleeping!
What?!
Right?!
Well, you know... But...
And there was an alibi over there.
Yeah, yeah...
So, you know...
I had a lot of things I wanted to say...
"Tomorrow morning...
"When I get out of the apartment...
Someone will come, right?
So I thought I'd say it there...
And when I got out of the apartment...
Nobody was there!
My arm was falling off!
Nobody was there!
You can't even make a life!
You can't even get married!
You'll be married next week!
Was your arm okay?
Your arm was great!
Only your arm was falling off!
My arm was falling off...
I see...
I didn't see it, but someone told me about it.
Some wide show was doing it.
"This is probably wrong," said a reporter who told me about it.
But the reason why it's wrong is...
I can't go to such a romantic place!
What's with that reason?
What's with that speech?
It's not a speech!
It's Mr. Eno's speech!
I'm really romantic!
Romantic!
Hey!
What's with that romantic speech?
Huh?
Do you want to ride a star?
Die!
I want you to die already!
I don't want to see you!
Die already!
That speech...
I want to lose some weight!
I don't know if it was over or if you're going to say it again.
I can't say that either.
I don't know if it's over or if you're going to say it again.
But you're saying it like you're going to say it before you get married.
I'm not getting married.
Why?
I don't have any money.
What?
I don't have any money for marriage.
What?
I don't even have an item.
What?
When we talk like this, it feels like we're talking about something quiet.
Let's get serious for a second.
This is scary.
What are you saying?
Are you saying something bombastic?
Are you saying it here?
Oh, but if you're going to marry me, you don't have to say it like a kid.
But you don't have to say it like that, do you?
If you say it like that, I'll leave my mic behind and go home.
No, it's fine.
Hello, Macchan and Macchan.
By the way, does a playboy like you get scared of girls giving you a kiss mark?
Or do you show it in a different way?
A kiss mark?
Yes.
Do you do it recently?
Do you do it?
No, no, no. It's been a long time ago.
Oh, yes, yes.
About 20 years ago.
About 10 years ago.
You don't have it or you don't have it, do you?
Yes, yes, yes.
Back in the day, a kiss mark was a form of expression of love.
You don't have a kiss mark like that now, do you?
No, we don't.
But you used to have one, didn't you?
When?
A long time ago.
Oh, a long time ago.
You used to have one, didn't you?
I was told that.
I don't know if it's a kiss mark or not.
You're so cool!
Why do you wear a helmet when you go to school on a bicycle like in a country school?
Because people chase me over rocks.
Are you stupid?
Why?
There are people who run over cliffs!
You know, there's an access road where you can chase rocks and you want to wear a helmet. Will it save you?
Is that the truth?
That's the right answer.
You know, there are a lot of yakuzas around here, so it's like you're wearing a gurasan.
Yesterday, yesterday in Montreal, you chased something and you said, "Well, you should wear a helmet!"
There's no such thing, you know?
First you chase rocks and you say, "Well, you should wear a helmet!"
But there are people who say, "Well, you should wear something other than a gurasan!"
It's a matter of mind.
But why don't you wear a helmet in the city?
Well, I don't know. I've never chased rocks in the city.
You can chase rocks in the city, too.
Under construction sites and stuff like that.
Well, you know...
People like me have been hit by a hammer or something like that in high school.
You didn't die?
I didn't die.
I just said, "Well, you should wear a helmet!"
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
So what happened?
No, it didn't affect me at all!
That's not true!
You fell, didn't you?
I didn't fall!
That's not true!
No, it's true!
You know, I was talking to him.
We were talking about something.
And he said, "It's sweet!"
And he said, "Hammer!"
But speaking of hammers...
You're lying!
Looking at that, I thought of "hammering", but you're talking about something else!
What are you talking about?
What do you mean "hammering"?
No, no, no, I'm talking about something that can't be swum in.
Oh, you're talking about that?
I'm talking about something that can't be swum in.
You're lying!
I'm serious!
Rocks are falling.
Rocks... well, you know, animals are coming out.
What's the point of wearing a helmet when animals are coming out?
The animals will be like, "Whoa! It's a helmet!"
I told you yesterday, too.
If you think about it when you get hit in the head...
It's okay to wear it, right?
I told you yesterday, too.
Why can't you run away like a helmet?
What's that?
I don't know if it's a weapon or not.
At least you can only make tempura with a helmet.
That's not a big deal, either.
It's just a wooden stick.
Why is it different, dear?
Huh?
What's different about it?
Well, well, it's fine.
No, say it!
I really didn't have any complaints at all.
Oh, is that so?
I'm sorry, but is it over for today?
No, it's really not.
I know what you mean by "wooden stick".
Hmm... one more.
What are you doing?
Well, whatever.
Shurin!
Yes?
Why is it said that a school in the countryside is more dangerous?
What do you mean?
Well, it's...
Do you think a rock will chase you?
Isn't it dangerous?
You said "rock", didn't you?
Rock?
You said "rock", didn't you? But you brought a helmet!
You didn't bring a helmet, but you brought a rock!
A helmet can't save you, can it?
It's for holding a tree, isn't it?
Don't you know that there are a lot of yakuza around here?
You're wearing sunglasses and walking around.
I don't know if there will be animals or not.
There are no animals!
Oh, it's raining!
It's for holding a tree!
What?
One more?
Why do you wear a helmet in a country school?