AISubs v3.5
It's been a long time since I saw you, so I can't tell you who you are.
I'm Taido's fan.
Where is this place?
Today is the celebration of the birth of Hamada's second child.
Is that so?
You're amazing. You wouldn't do something like this.
Where are you?
This is my private peek-in room.
Please enjoy yourselves!
Ma'am!
Please enjoy yourselves!
Is it closed?
Yes, it is.
Is it closed?
So you're saying it's closed?
We're saying it's closed, but no regular customers can come in.
Is that so?
This is my private peek-in room.
This is my peek-in room.
The entrance fee is 2,000 yen.
Yes, I'll take 2,000 yen.
You'll pay 2,000 yen?
I'll pay 2,000 yen to the manager.
Here you go.
Thank you very much!
There you go!
You're such a good boy!
The manager was surprised to see this on TV.
He was surprised.
I'm looking forward to it.
Thank you very much!
You're annoying.
What's this?
Number three.
Let's go with number three.
Let's go!
This is today's menu. Let me introduce you a little.
Gold-haired ecstasy!
Oh, I don't like it very much.
Stewardess licking!
Oh, this is good.
Wet lingerie is already wet!
Oh!
Nurse's petals!
I see!
Mondez jigsaw's dashire!
Oh, I can't stand it!
Do you need this?
Is jigsaw bad?
Wait a minute!
In the back, please!
Oh, this is good!
This is good!
Oh, this is good!
I will prepare only this today.
Oh, really!
You can choose whatever you like.
Oh, really?
Yes, yes.
Oh, I see.
I will look at this first.
I don't want to look at it.
Do you have anything you're looking forward to?
Gold-haired ecstasy!
Well, this is...
Oh, me?
Yes, if you like it.
Oh, only me?
Yes, yes, yes.
Well...
Three thousand yen!
What?
Wait a minute!
Three thousand yen!
Hey, you have a two-thousand-yen pocket!
No, no, no.
It's a shame.
Well, if you look at it like this...
If you put it in like this, it's two-thousand-yen, but...
It's a shame.
Gold-haired ecstasy.
Oh!
There is a bell.
Oh, what's wrong with you?
Well, then!
Enjoy yourselves!
Ooh...
Idiot!
Hey, you! Look at him! Why do you have a tissue?
Thank you very much!
No, it's true that you have blond hair.
Not at all!
Oh, is that so? I've been standing for a while, you know...
Oh, that's big!
Yes, I've been standing for a while, you know...
"Monzez Jigjo's Dashi-ire".
"Monzez Jigjo's Dashi-ire"!
It's just that it's a little expensive...
No, you're too kind!
It costs 5,000 yen, you know...
This is, you know...
It's "dashi-ire", you know...
I'm begging you!
It costs 5,000 yen, you know...
You absolutely need this, you know...
You're spending 9,000 yen already, you know...
What are you doing, you know?
Oh, you're preparing it, you know...
If you know that...
It doesn't exist, you know!
Idiot!
I've seen this idiot before!
It doesn't exist, you know!
Idiot!
What are you doing, "dashi-ire", you know?
It costs 5,000 yen, you know...
Wow!
It's wonderful!
Is that so?
It's delicious...
I think it's very good, you know...
Hey, which one do you recommend?
Oh, do you recommend it?
"Nureta Lingerie".
All right!
What about me?
"Nureta Lingerie".
It's already wet, you know...
It's very wet, you know...
I'm counting on you!
The customer who came the other day...
With this "Nureta Lingerie"...
He worked hard three times and came back...
It's delicious, you know...
Let's see it...
Oh, let's see it, you know...
15,000 yen...
Oh, it's starting!
It's starting, you know...
"Nureta Lingerie"...
It's already wet, you know...
Thank you very much!
Hey!
Well, you know...
It's not coming out!
Well, customers!
What is it?
It's about time you stopped crying!
I'm done with this!
No, no, no...
I'm done with this!
No, no, no...
This is all...
It's seven!
It's seven...
I'll lick you up!
How much is this?
Here you go.
Oh, this is about six yen.
I'll lick you up!
How much is this?
I'll lick you up!
Attention, please!
How is it?
Here you go.
Thank you very much!
Hey, wait a minute!
Are you going to drink like this again?!
How much is this?!
I'll lick you up!
No, no, no...
This much rain!
Do you have this much rain?!
How much is this?!
Three times!
I'll lick you up three times!
Thank you very much!
That's all?!
Thank you very much!
How about a dance firework?
Oh, and how about a nurse?
Well, you know...
I'm a doctor, you know...
No, no, no...
Well, you know...
No, no, no...
Thank you very much!
Nurse's firework!
Thank you very much!
What are you touching?
I'll take it for 16,000 yen.
Good luck!
Please touch it.
No, I want to touch it, too!
I can't touch it!
Nurse's firework!
Here you go!
An eggplant's petal, right?
What's wrong with you?
This is...
It's a mess!
Look, it's...
Huh?
An eggplant's petal.
This is the last one!
Do it from the back, please!
Come on!
This is...
I can see your shoulders.
Again.
How much do you have?
Huh?
What?
How much do you have?
This is...
An eggplant's petal.
Huh?
What?
An eggplant's petal.
Well, last week...
Last week, everyone, did you see it?
Akko-san's thing.
Opening?
Opening.
Akko-san's trial.
Yes.
It was there, wasn't it?
Yes.
And, well, I...
I did it in a change of clothes, didn't I?
Yes, yes, yes.
That night...
It came in.
All of a sudden.
Yes.
From Akko-san.
Yes.
That...
I just said "from Akko-san", but...
I don't understand it at all!
Wow, I'm crazy!
It came in from you!
Really!
I didn't say your name.
I did say your name, but I couldn't hear it because of the noise coming from my phone.
So, I thought of asking you.
I said "Hello?" and you said "Thank you so much for today."
Wow, it was funny!
Thank you so much!
Shut up!
Shut up! What do you think you're doing?
It was a message that I couldn't say for a long time.
Thank you so much.
I like funny things.
It was fun.
I don't think it's funny, but I'll put in your phone number.
If you like it, I'll do it again.
I forgot it.
I'm funny too, right?
What's wrong with you?
I like funny things.
I can't say it.
But I don't know that voice!
I like funny things too.
I'm a singer.
A singer?!
What's wrong with you?!
But you still don't know it?!
This man is really good at making phone calls.
I like it.
If you say it like that, I'll look at you.
I'll look at you.
Hurry up and change your phone number.
I'll change it.
Sir...
It's me!
The noise I made when I changed my voice wasn't that bad, right?
It was pretty loud.
It's scary.
The other day, I was in the hallway of Fuji TV...
and there was a...
and a...
Oh, right!
You're watching me!
When did you find out? I've been watching you everywhere!
But I haven't forgotten the banana, right?
You should've said "found it!"
If you had forgotten...
Oh! You shouldn't have said "oh"!
You're watching me perfectly.
You're perfectly right.
You hate me.
You know... you know...
What was it?
You know, in America...
Yeah.
They have a martial art like a fight.
You're hitting me.
It's in the video!
Oh...
Anything can happen!
Yeah.
Well... muscle strike...
Yeah.
And biting...
Yeah.
Crushing eyes...
Yeah.
Anything can happen!
Anything can happen! Say it!
Three of them are red!
Why does your body shake?
Why do you...
Why do you emphasize "boyn"?
For now, I'll shake and deceive you.
Ah, except for those three...
Except for those three, you can't say anything else.
Because the words were bad, you can't say anything else.
Except for those three, you can't say anything else.
Don't you think it's amazing?
What about your hands? Do you wear gloves?
I don't wear gloves. I wear bare hands.
Well, there are people who wear gloves.
What do you mean?!
What are you talking about?
On the other hand, there is Karate against Sumo.
It's a big fight between a pig and Karate.
The pig is like...
Wow!
That's why...
Well, you know...
The pig flies and...
The Karate guy knocks it down and...
The pig is like...
Wow!
At first, you were so enthusiastic about it.
Now you're crying.
Wow!
I'm hungry!
It hurts! It hurts!
Pull it out! Pull it out!
That's funny.
I see.
At first, I thought you shouldn't come out.
What kind of style do you come out in?
It's Suiken, isn't it?
Shoulders! Shoulders!
Oh...
Like a... like a sumo...
Like a water... like a turtle...
I thought you were like a turtle.
But if you were holding a turtle, you wouldn't be able to attack.
Yeah, you're right.
When you fight in Japan, you should come out.
Yeah, you're right.
I shouldn't come out.
And now you're saying you want to see an entertainer die?
You don't want to give up, do you?
But you know, I don't think you've seen it, but there's all kinds of karate, kung fu, kickboxing and all kinds of things, but the strongest one is the one that digs up poop.
You can't win against that!
No matter what karate you do, if you dig up poop, you can't win against it!
No, it's not like that! Even if you say "that's right!", you can't win against it!
You can't win against it because you don't like it!
That's right!
If you really want to do it, you can't help it if you don't like it! You'll just suck it up and grab it!
No, but you...
You can say that to your wife!
Whose wife?
Her!
You're covered in poop!
You were fighting for 50 people!
Even if you say you were fighting for it, you can't change the country!
It's only one or two that bring poop.
No, no, no.
There's so much of it! At first, there's so much of it!
It comes like this, "Nice to meet you!"
It's like noodles!
Like thin noodles!
No, no, no.
I can't, I can't.
I can't collect poop in a mountain like this.
What do you think you're doing?
You're in my car in the morning...
It's disgusting.
What's wrong with you?
Look at this.
There's a little bit of a pimple here.
It's small and big.
It doesn't suit you at all.
Mitsunoshi-kun!
Why didn't you say anything?
You scared me!
Did I?
You sounded like you stepped on a sudden brake.
Wait, wait!
See? It was terrible!
I went to the canteen I always go to, and there was an old lady who kept looking at my nose.
She didn't look at me!
Are you kidding me?
It's because you're jealous.
What's wrong with you?
That's right.
There are all kinds of people.
Well, well.
Mitsunoshi-kun.
It's disgusting.
Ah...
In Radio Gymnastics Part 2, there is a gymnastics that you do with your crotch, but what effect does it have?
Crotch?
Yes.
Um...
Um... which one?
Ah, yes, yes!
This one.
It's not cool...
What effect does it have?
Um... that...
This inner part...
No, no, this one.
You should have done it with more energy!
It's not funny!
Huh? There were a lot of things...
This one... this one...
It's like...
How do you do it?
No, I don't know about this one, but the first "this one"...
It's more like "this way" than "this way", isn't it?
No, they all have meanings.
It's true that this one has another meaning...
What is it?
Um... you can see it by looking at it, but...
It's like this.
Right?
Huh?
It's like this!
You don't look like a man who does gymnastics!
You've seen this before, haven't you?
No, no, no matter how you think about it, it's like this.
You can meet someone you love for the first time like this.
Why?
It's not like that!
No, no, it's the other way around!
No, it's not the other way around!
It's the other way around!
It's not even a joke...
Matsumoto-san, you often say that the innermost part of the skull is colorful and that the chest part of the skull is not, but is that true?
By the way, I have one skull on my waist.
First of all, this part is called "crying skull".
Yes, it is.
It's used for people who have a weak tear system.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, it is. Also, the part around the mouth is called "kuippagurenai".
Also, the part around the neck is called "kuippagurenai".
Wait a minute...
Everyone knows what "kuippagurenai" is!
Oh, is that so?
"kuippagurenai"...
I'm sorry, but only I don't know. I don't know what it means.
It's not enough for the neck.
No, there's a lot of them.
You can edit it anywhere.
No, no, no...
My neck is always filled with them.
There are people around me who make me do silly things, but I have trouble reacting to them every day.
Please tell me what I should do.
It's hard to talk about things like that.
It's hard.
And it's okay if you're a famous person or an old man who has nothing to do with it.
But when it comes to seniors and things like that, there's really nothing you can do about it.
You can't laugh, you can't laugh, you know?
You can't make that face.
In those cases, the easiest way is to pull them back.
Make them talk back.
And there's hell.
It's not a burden at all.
That's right.
It's 32,000 yen, right?
Yes. When I was talking with Tamori-san, he was doing it.
You're the one who said it!
I said it.
But this is the easiest.
And also...
Sekine-san does it sometimes, but...
Nakamura Tamao laughter is also quite easy.
No matter what you say...
That's also easy.
Katsu will get angry!
If you say it like that...
It doesn't sound like you at all.
I'm in trouble with my promotion certificate.
Please tell me how I can fix it.
Do you have a promotion certificate?
No, I don't have one.
I'm doing this kind of work, so I don't think I can get promoted at all.
I think I can't get promoted at all.
I also don't have a promotion certificate.
Ah, I know! I know!
When I went to see Saltyn's show...
Even though I was a guest...
They made me stand up...
And they tied me up with a rope!
Ah, with a rope...
My legs were shaking!
Even though I went up...
Even though I was a little nervous...
Yes, yes, yes...
That's about it!
Well, well...
This is...
I don't know what it is...
Even if you say "promotion certificate"...
I don't know how far I can go...
There are people whose faces go up like this...
Yes, yes, yes...
Mine also goes up like this...
Huh?
No, really, really...
I don't know when it happened...
When I went up...
Hmm...
It didn't go up much...
Don't say it like that!
When I get on the train, I always think about this.
What does "kuha" and "moha" under the train mean?
Where does it say it?
It says "kuha" at the corner of the train.
What does "moha" and "moha" under the train mean?
What does it say?
You'll know it if you listen carefully.
What did you listen to?
Whose words did you listen to?
Did it say it?
No, no.
Did you hear it?
No, no.
What?
When I get on the "kuha" train, I always think about this.