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Ahhhhhh!
Good evening, everyone.
Good... good evening.
Good evening.
Yaah!
First of all...
Yes!
What should we start with?
First of all, she has eyes.
What should we... what should we...
Wait, wait, wait!
Yaah!
Yes, Hamada-kun.
Yes.
Okay!
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
No, it won't go up.
Yaah!
No, this is Master's...
Master's method.
Here you go.
Ah, yah!
Yah!
Here you go.
Yah!
Here you go.
Yes!
One serving is finished.
This is...
Lemon...
Please mix it with lemon juice.
Lemon, please.
Okay, okay.
Quickly, lemon juice.
Ahhh!
Here you go.
This is beautiful.
It looks delicious.
Ahhh!
It's a little melted.
Yes!
Ah!
Here you go.
Ah!
This is...
Yes!
This is...
Here you go.
Without beans.
Here you go.
It's okay.
"Is it okay like this?" "Yes, it's okay."
It's like an eggplant bag.
Can you bring me a small bowl of rice?
Is it okay like this?
"Is it okay like this?" "Yes, it's okay."
"Do you have any memories?" "This is also a little dangerous."
I don't care about that.
"Is it okay like this?" "Without beans." "Without beans."
"Is it okay like this?" "Yes, it's okay."
Eat it with salt.
"Isn't it good?" "Yes, it's good."
Oh, this is good.
Let's go with that shirt.
Is it like this?
"This is new." "Yes, it is."
This is good.
With only one side.
Oh, I see.
Thank you for watching.
Let's follow him.
Here it is.
Wow, you're shooting freely.
You're shooting freely.
Well, let's change places.
Yes, understood.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Here you are.
Thank you.
This is the first time for us to win.
Yes, it is.
Which one is your favorite?
I'm sorry.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Let's change places.
Here you are.
Thank you.
It's done!
Wait!
It's hot!
How about this?
That's good too!
That's good!
There's...
There's oil in it!
Eh? Isn't this the best as an enemy?
How about this?
No good, no good!
Can someone tell me to try lifting this up?
Earring...
Is there anything I can't pick up?
Ah, show!
Red...
I'll give you this.
Is it okay?
It's good, isn't it?
(laughs)
You're still in no-smoke mode.
(laughs)
Ah, that's good!
(laughs)
Ah, you did a good job!
See you in September!
September?
Ah, yes, customers are changing.
Let's go!
(laughs)
Ladies and Gentlemen!
(applause)
(laughs)
Cut it out!
That is, it turns out to be cut out when the time comes.
Why?
Here, for now, until ten o'clock.
It was certainly late to start playing.
Because as soon as it started, it was already ten o'clock.
That's to say, if you come out and people are talking hard and sweating and writing hurray,
(winces)
I'm already impressed and it turns out to be cut out at ten o'clock. I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Oops!
It's too hot!
Everyone is hot.
Your voice is getting lower!
Why?!
Let me see!
Hey, listen to me!
You know, I don't know anything about human science, but...
Before that, I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't know anything!
You!
In hot countries, the voice is lower.
Is there such an interpretation for today's gag?
Is there?
Oh, it looks like it.
It looks like it.
Why is that?
Why do you say "so"?
No, I don't know why. Tell me.
- Me? - Yes.
If you're stupid, you know...
No, no...
No, why is that?!
In hot countries...
Hot countries...
Cold countries...
You don't say anything!
What are you?! What are you?!
Even if you say it twice...
Are you a hot country or a cold country?!
Which one are you?!
Which one do you think you are?!
Well, whatever.
W-what is it?
Huh?
Ehh...
A cold country.
A cold country is difficult.
Why?!
You...
You're mean!
For the sake of this gag...
You're mean!
In a cold country...
Since the temperature in the atmosphere is low...
If you go directly into your skin, you'll have harm to your body.
And by raising your skin...
Your nose will get higher...
By trying to make your cold air stay in your body...
For as long as possible.
And since hot countries can be directly accepted...
Your nose will get lower and lower.
Well, whatever.
And...
Now, let's talk about your weight.
Whatever you say, I don't weigh anything.
How are you doing recently?
Recently...
Yes.
The other day, when I was watching TV...
I was doing something in the middle of the night.
In the middle of the night.
Yes, yes.
And then...
There were about three men pulling on me.
Well, the two of them...
They were really cute and fluffy.
I thought they'd pull on me.
I thought they'd call me.
They were pretty cute.
But another one...
He was wearing a black tank top...
And he had a jeepan on...
And he was wearing something like this...
With a stylish look...
He was this fat!
And he was with those two...
And he was like...
The reporter asked me why I was following them...
And I said...
Well...
But...
I didn't really care...
And then...
That ugly-looking guy...
He had feelings, didn't he?!
That's the worst thing you can say!
English doesn't work there!
The other day, Popeye made me laugh.
Oh, really?
Now, a bad guy is cool.
I'm kind of excited.
Really?
Well, even if I say it, it's bad.
Well, if you look at it like that, you might think it's me.
I see. Well, I'm in it too.
Bad!
I'm very sensitive to the word "bad"!
Oh! Of course you are!
If you say "bad"...
What's up? What's up?
What's up with you?!
If you say it like that...
Why is "bad" a bad thing?
Did you just kill me?!
It's funny, isn't it?
When you look at it like that, it says a lot of things!
A celebrity or a female celebrity...
A bad guy is cool, isn't he?
It says it.
"Kind" isn't enough...
Yes, yes...
It's like...
It's like a "curry sunday"
I see, I see...
Right?
I see...
And finally...
If you look at it like that, it's a couple of bad guys!
I see...
I was also thinking that bad guys should not be bad for celebrities from now on...
That kindness!
There's a picture of it...
A bad guy and a woman in the city...
A couple!
It's true that bad guys are like this...
Wait a minute...
The woman next to me is ugly as hell!
Am I a bad guy?
Don't say "bad"...
If you say that, you'll get caught...
It's like a life-threatening disease!
But isn't it like that?
What?!
It's not like...
Wow, you're amazing
Yes...
No, "yes"!
I was told about the special effect of Popeye...
I see...
Yes...
But I saw that fat guy move in his brown car!
You know, when there are three girls...
Well, one of them...
Yes, of course, of course...
There's nothing we can do about it.
That's just human nature.
For example, celebrities are like that, aren't they?
No, I don't know.
Ce... celebrities?
Celebrities!
Ce... celebrities?
Celebrities!
Yes.
Are they on TV?
Yes, Mr. Talent, celebrities!
Ce... celebrities?
Celebrities! Say it! Celebrities!
Ce... celebrities?
No! Celebrities!
Ce... celebrities?
More! Celebrities!
Celebrities!
Yes! Celebrities!
Say it again!
Celebrities!
Yes! Celebrities!
Yes.
For example, let's look at this.
Downtown.
Yes.
Ugly.
Ugly and wrinkled!
Right?
There's nothing we can do about it!
Not at all! It's the truth!
Here we go!
I have something I don't know about train seats.
Yes.
For eight people only, for some reason each seat has a different color.
Yes, yes, yes.
There are some seats that are brownish. Is that so?
For whose sake... no, for what purpose were they made like that?
If someone could sit there...
Eight people can sit there.
It's like...
It's like a fire truck.
Is it hot?
Did you come up with that idea? Tell your mom.
Why? I'm 31 years old.
Why would my mom...
Did you come up with it all by yourself?
Yes.
Who came up with it?
Who came up with it? You said something about it.
I heard something bad about it.
Did you input something wrong about it?
You remembered something wrong about it.
Really? Please tell me about it.
That was...
What should I hide?
Yes.
In that different color place...
Why was it different? At first, all the colors were the same.
But there was an old man who sat there forever.
The rest of the places were on fire.
No matter what colors were mixed together.
Because of that old man's presence...
You could sit properly in the corner.
Everything is wrong.
Right?
Of course it's wrong.
Please tell me the truth.
You want me to tell you the truth?
Yes.
You really want me to tell you the truth, don't you?
No matter what happens, you want me to tell you the truth, don't you?
Of course I do.
Give me a little more time.
Yes.
I'll announce it at the end.
Yes.
Why are there no fat criminals?
There's no such thing!
You know...
Being fat is...
To put it simply...
It's exhausting.
Oh, is that so?
It doesn't kill people.
It's not just killing people...
Crime...
Who are you?
Why are you dressed like that?
I'm sorry.
Yes.
There are various crimes, you know?
It's not just killing people.
You know...
I'll announce it at the end.
Yes.
Today...
I won't let you go until the end!
It's going to be 30 minutes!
I'll be right back.
I'm from Tokyo, but...
I'm an ordinary human being...
When I was little, I often went to my friend's house...
And when I called out to my friend...
Hamada-kun!
I shouted out loud.
And...
Those who called me...
Ha-in!
They purposely extended their 5 seconds to answer me.
How do you call out to your friends in Osaka?
And...
Why didn't you have to extend your 5 seconds?
So...
Hamada...
No, that's not it!
Hamada-kun...
Let's play!
And when you're in elementary school and high school, your voice changes.
Well, well...
The soprano voice you used to have...
It doesn't come out anymore.
So I thought of Amata-kun's voice.
That's too sudden, though.
The girl with a sense of rhythm is Happa... Amata.
What's Hama-kun?
Hama-kun...
Kyukyuku... Kyukyuku...
It's like...
At someone's front door...
It's like...
Isn't it? I didn't know it was like that in high school.
Um...
When you take a bath, you're told to count to ten and come out, right?
Ah! The way you count that number is completely different!
It's completely different!
I... I...
One, two, three, four...
Five, six, seven, eight...
Nine, ten...
And...
Eleven, twelve, thirteen...
This is the saddest part!
Why is it sad?
Well, depending on the region, it's different.
In Osaka, it's like this...
First you go to Kyushu or Hokkaido, it's still different.
Yeah, it's different.
Um, look!
Um...
People of Osaka are said to be the fastest walkers in the world.
I see, I see.
After all, it's the sense of rhythm in Osaka.
Once you go to Osaka and observe the people walking on the streets, it's different from Tokyo.
They walk fast, and sometimes they walk like this...
Hiragawa-san!
Can you do a backflip, too?
That happens, too, so you have to look closely.
Right?
Let's go home, okay?
Okay?
Okay.
Let's go home.
Are you going to answer me?
It's you!
Disgusting!
It's you!
I don't know that.
Answer me!
Moppen...
Tell me, Moppen.
Tell me what you want to know, Moppen.
I have to rebuild it!
The air is bad!
I'll tell you.
Yes.
On the train...
Yes.
There is a seat, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
Only one seat is brown.
Only one seat.
Why is only that seat brown?
Isn't only one seat cream-colored?
Well...
It's cream-colored.
Right?
Why is only that seat cream-colored?
It's brown.
I see.
In the past...
It used to be common.
Well, is it still common now?
Grandparents' exclusive seats are also provided.
Silver seats.
Silver seats are provided.
There is a role like that.
I see, I see.
Even in an airplane, first class...
Yes, yes.
Business class...
It's divided like that.
It's all...
It's a chair for people who were in it!
I see, I see.
Why is it cream-colored?
It's for creamy people.
One seat!
That's all!
I'm scared.
OK!
In the middle of it, I was really scared!