AISubs v3.5
In the corner of the big city, there is a family of illusionary schoolboys who live in Imana.
Their life is full of mysteries.
This time, a young man will have a ceremony to join the family.
His name is Naohito Tsukimura. He is 25 years old.
For the first time, the materialist group will perform a ceremony to join the family of illusionary schoolboys.
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This ceremony was held two years ago and was led by a group of seniors.
The young people, who are not informed of anything, go to the venue of the sacred ceremony.
What is waiting for them?
First of all, the ceremony begins with a welcome dance.
Young people's clothes are stripped off by the family.
The sound of drums is raising the level of ceremony.
Ceremony No. 1 - Candles.
The young man's body is cleansed by the sacred flame.
Ceremony No. 2 - Touching.
Interaction with the family begins.
Ceremony No. 3 - Dancing.
Hot!
Ceremony No. 3 - Hot water.
The time has come for the young man to show his courage.
Hot!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Ceremony No. 4 - Snake.
The snake, which is said to have been inhabited by gods since ancient times, brings health to young people's bodies.
Are you serious?!
Ceremony No. 5 - Fighting techniques.
Thank you very much.
The last ceremony by a team of fighting techniquians.
Wow!
Don't be in such a hurry.
No, no, no. That's a little...
You should bite more.
Bite more?
I'm a gluttonous eater.
What?
Ouch!
The ceremony is over.
Can the young man join the tribe?
Get up!
Ouch!
He seems to have been recognized as a friend.
It stinks!
It's painful.
It stinks!
It stinks a lot!
It stinks!
It looks like we're being attacked.
And finally, they meet the chief of the tribe.
I'm sorry!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry!
Tie up your tie.
That's a lie!
What's wrong with you?
You're a salaryman, aren't you?
I'm sorry!
If you have a problem, say it.
The chief is angry with you.
I'm sorry!
You look serious.
Oh, my God!
I'll dance for now.
Mr. Yamazaki, you're angry today.
I'm talking to you.
I was talking to you just now.
The ceremony of entry is over.
Mr. Tomohiro.
Yes?
The set has changed from there.
Oh, you're right!
Yes!
Oh!
Wonderful!
I see.
It's like you took out some parts of the manga.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, the set has changed.
This show's set has changed all of a sudden.
Yes, it's really hard.
It's hard.
What's hard about it?
What is it?
It's lack of water.
Oh, lack of water.
If you don't have water, you can't say anything.
You can't waste water on a show, can you?
Oh, I see.
Even if you just pour a cup of water over it, people will still call you.
I'm in trouble now. What am I supposed to do?
That's weird. Why do you only call variety shows?
Are there no dramas?
There are no dramas!
Even if you say you don't have enough rice, people will get mad at you and turn the table over.
No one will say anything!
That's why the ranks are completely different.
Variety shows are only thought of as a joke.
R-rank?!
Why are you suddenly acting like a child?
There's an actor and a comedian.
That's why!
If a comedian becomes famous and becomes an actor,
the actor will say, "You're bad too!"
Do you understand?!
If an actor says, "You're bad too!", the show won't end!
That means the actor is higher up.
That's because you're frozen.
It's true that you're looking down.
Right? That's why people call me.
I don't like that at all.
Because water is not only for drinking.
That's right.
It's not only for drinking.
But...
Why do you think like that?!
Shut up!
That's right.
People say not to waste food.
But I want you to know that you can also waste food.
That's right.
When you're hungry, you leave food, right?
Then you shouldn't waste it!
In Africa, across the sea...
There are a lot of people who don't know what to eat!
But in Africa, when you're full, you leave some food!
That's right.
You can't eat! You can't eat!
That's right!
There are times when you can't eat this much rice!
You can't eat this much rice!
There are times when you can't eat it, so you shouldn't leave it!
I don't think that's right!
Well, well, well...
That's right!
If you say things like that, I can't laugh at all!
But I don't hate food!
There are other things, right?
Hmm...
Well, well, well...
People will say that again and again!
I really don't have water right now!
It's hard right now.
There's no water at all!
I can't even go to the bathroom freely...
Why do you have to worry about that so seriously?
That...
Even with your mouth bent...
There's something, right?
No, I mean, what is it?
No, I mean, who are you mad at?
No, really...
No, it's hot again...
How have you been sleeping lately?
Huh?
At night...
I go out and turn on the air conditioner and sleep.
Do you sleep while turning it on?
No, no...
You know, you know...
You know what?
What is it?
Running, running, running...
Leaving it behind...
Tongue...
Eyes...
I don't know!
No, no, no...
What is it?
You know...
Women's room, women's room...
What is it?
Even though it's a women's room...
What is it?
Why can't you do it more quietly?
No, no, no...
It's...
It's different for each person!
Did you happen to say that?
No, but if you turn it off and go to sleep...
It's really, really hot...
And you sweat a lot, right?
Yes, yes...
I can't stand it in the morning...
How do you all sleep?
Don't you all set the timer in a good way?
No, but it's like...
You're like that!
You know...
What?
Coolers and things like that...
If you're sitting like this...
You have to do it like this...
Right?
Right? Right?
What are you doing?
Right? Right?
It's obvious!
You do it like this, right?
If you're sitting like this and you do it like that...
You do it like this, right?
You do it like that!
These days, if you do it like this, you can do it!
If you do it like this, you can do it!
What are you doing?
Hey! Hey!
There are people who say "what?"
Sometimes, right?
But now, if you do it like this, you can do it!
Our cooler doesn't work like this!
Sometimes, it doesn't work like this!
If you do it once, it's a cooler.
If you do it twice, it's a bathroom.
If you do it three times, it's a heater.
If you do it four times, it's a cooler.
If you do it like this, even though you say "what?"
Only the heater works like this!
I do it in a hurry, but it doesn't work!
"You're lying! You're lying!" I do it desperately and it's a cooler.
That's how it is, right?
It's been years since you did it, right? It's so hot.
It's so hot.
When you're in the car, it's irresistible, right?
At first...
As soon as you get in...
Oh, but it ends in the basement, so you don't have to do it.
Rich guy.
No, no, no. I had my own basement, so I don't talk about rich people and stuff.
Ah, basement... basement...
Well, even if you say it, you earn it.
Of course, of course.
Well, well, well.
That's the reason.
What?
You could see the staff there.
No, no, that's not it.
Why is that?
What's up with you recently?
No, I don't have any holidays.
But you're going somewhere again in the summer vacation anyway.
I'm not going. There's no summer vacation in Thailand.
Oh, I see.
I'm making a plan right now.
Oh, I see.
I'm going with Mina and Imada.
And Imada is leaving from Okinawa.
And I'm going to Hokkaido.
Oh, I see.
And I'm going to hook up with girls and do it like this...
And you'll meet somewhere?
Well, I'm going to meet somewhere.
I see.
And I'm going to hook up with girls who Imada is dating.
And Imada is going to hook up with girls I'm dating.
And we're going to do a curry-making tour.
I see.
Would you like to join us?
Wow!
Why would you join us?
It feels really good to hook up with girls all over Japan like this.
What?
There's a guy who's like "Let's go!" and "No, we can't!"
It's wrong to say "it's no good"
No, girls say "it's okay, it's okay"
It's okay, it's okay
It's no good
Why is it no good?
What's no good?
It's no good anymore!
It's no good in that sense.
You know, girls...
Yes, I know.
It makes me feel like I'm about to pass out.
It feels good!
Yes, yes.
You know, you like girls too.
No, I don't.
But you know, you only do it in small places.
Yes, of course.
You know, you shouldn't interact with girls all over Japan.
Why shouldn't I?
You know, you know, I'm telling you.
You know, you're slowly...
I'm slowly falling in love with you.
No, no, no.
You know...
No one...
I'm always like this.
You know, you're always like this.
I'm slowly falling in love with you.
No, you're not!
You know, you're a talent, but you're not popular yet.
Ah, yes, yes.
Do you know?
Yes, I know.
If you were a normal person, you wouldn't be popular at all!
Don't say that!
Do you think I know that?
Even if I were a normal person, I'd be popular.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm popular!
Since a long time ago!
Yes!
When I was in middle school, I was really popular!
You! Ah, yes!
Yes, yes!
You know...
What are you trying to do?
When I graduated from middle school, girls asked me for a button.
Ah, no, it's not like that.
What happened?
No, it's not like that.
You!
It stinks!
Why?
Why does it stink?
It stinks!
When I was young, it was amazing.
Really?
It was really amazing.
What was it like?
All the buttons were gone!
Up to here!
Well, I had seven of them on.
Two! Two!
Two!
So I became a talent and lost.
In that sense, I wasn't popular.
Why?
Well, it's because I have a bad image of it.
So I don't like it every now and then.
I'm starting to hate the big name Matsumoto.
Is there an enemy?
The other day, I went to buy a Geisha Girls CD.
It was lined up in front of a female artist.
Is that so?
Is Geisha Girls' Kent Shou playing a female artist?
I see.
Well, I'm reading this for publicity purposes.
What do you think?
What is it?
The sales aren't up yet.
Of course not.
It'll take a few days.
But publicity is too advanced for me.
Is that so?
Maybe I can do a little more?
That's what they say.
That sounds fun.
It's just that...
It's weird to say it like this...
But sales aren't up yet.
Is that so?
Yeah.
I see.
But it seems to be selling well.
I don't know if it depends on the audience, but most of them are buying it.
Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you.
Well, well, well.
Ask them.
Oh, if you're done shopping, can you raise your hand?
Um...
Look, um...
What?!
Look at the TV, everyone.
Basically, we don't have many customers tonight.
I'll tell you how many people raised their hands.
It's two people.
I didn't want to buy it.
I was surprised!
Can you say that louder?
You went shopping, didn't you?
I went shopping, but I wasn't there. I was surprised!
I didn't want to buy it! I didn't want to buy it! I didn't want to buy it!
It's amazing that you didn't want to buy it!
It's a completely different dimension!
It's a rental video game!
Everyone will buy it!
Is that so?
It would be amazing if it was in the best 10.
That's impossible.
For now, we got contact with the music station.
It's already decided.
It won't go up.
Well, it's funny anyway.
Why is it said that you should put the eraser in the box after you use it?
It's strange.
It's not an order book.
But it makes you angry, doesn't it?
Saying "stop" and stuff like that.
No one would do that.
That's an order book.
It's stopped now, isn't it?
No, it won't stop.
That's impossible! It stops once you put it in.
It won't stop.
I'll make it clear.
Even if it's a traffic light or a number, I'll go if it doesn't show up clearly.
That's impossible!
Why?
Idiot!
It's red, but it doesn't show up clearly!
It doesn't show up when you look at it!
But it's red! Are you going to wait for it?
No, I'll wait.
What if it shows up from this side?
No, I'll never take it.
That's the problem.
If you stop for a moment, you'll stop, of course.
You won't stop?
You know...
Well, I'll say it anyway...
You know...
There's a line that says "stop"
around here.
If you stop here, you can't go anywhere.
That's not true. That's not true.
What about this guy?
Do you think this guy will stop?
This guy.
If you don't stop here, you'll crash.
If you come from here, you'll be blind and bang.
What are you talking about?
Don't you get it?
Don't you get it at all?
What are you talking about?
If you stop for a moment here, you'll stop, right?
Where do you stop for a moment?
Here!
If you stop for a moment here, you'll crash.
Where do you stop for a moment?
Here, here, here, here.
You'll stop, you'll stop.
Yes, yes, yes.
Right?
You'll come from here, right?
From here, right?
You'll stop here, so you have to stop.
But this road...
Here!
It's not written here that you stop.
Let's go!
If you don't stop here...
Bang!
What are you looking at?
Don't you get it?
I don't get it.
Why don't you get it?
You have to stop here.
Why?
It's not written here that you stop!
Don't you stop here! Don't you stop here!
What's that?
I saw a UFO.
Moe!
Don't you get it?
Why don't you get it?
It's not written here that you stop!
Don't you get it?
It's written here that you stop!
Right?
You don't have to stop here.
It's not written here that you stop!
You can go like this.
But it's not written here that you stop!
You stop!
It's not written here that you stop!
You don't stop!
If you come like this, you bump into something!
Where do you think you're looking?!
Look me in the eye!
You're doing like this!
This is fine!
It's written here that you stop!
Why do you stop?!
Ah, you scared me!
Why?!
It's not written here that you stop!
You've been saying it for a while now!
It's written here that you stop!
If you come like this, I'll look at you!
You scared me!
You haven't looked at me for a while now!
Ah, you scared me!
Why are you scared?!
It's not written here that you stop!