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It is delicious!
Ah, it is hot!
What would you like to eat?
How about somen?
Would you like some somen?
Somen and...
Oh, it is delicious!
Hey, what are you doing?
Stop it!
The entertainment world.
Its human rights and justice.
The struggle of the mineworkers continues.
What is going on?
Yamazaki Hosei, who was quick to get angry, and his two sons, Konno Kosukki and Jimmy Oishi, who didn't know fear when they got angry.
We went shopping with Natsu.
Shopping?
Yeah, we went shopping for swimsuits and stuff.
Yeah, we came here in a car.
Oh, this is Yamazaki's car.
This is Yamazaki's?
Yeah.
What's up with you?
Shut up! You don't have a car!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
You're annoying me!
You don't have a car like this!
What's up with you?!
Why did you kick me?!
No, I was just breathing!
What's up with you?!
You don't have a car like this!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
What's up with you?!
No, you can't do that!
Suddenly, in someone's car...
What's up with you?!
You...
What's up with you?!
You're a nature lover, so you can only drive like this!
You're a nature lover, you bastard!
You're a nature lover, so you can only drive like this!
Stop it!
You're annoying me!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Our Yamazaki is better at that!
What?
Our people can do anything!
Yeah, Yamazaki is better at anything!
You know what? Let's have a match!
Yeah, let's do it!
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Yamazaki's raw meat is delicious.
Shut up!
Yamazaki, what are you doing?
I'm making a special dish for you.
Let's eat pork.
Pork is not good.
What is it?
Pork is not good.
What is it?
Eat this.
This is asparagus rolled in bacon.
This?
If you do this, I may not be able to do it.
Eat this.
Shut up!
Don't do it.
Raw meat is good.
Yes.
It's good.
He's crying.
I ate it.
If you do that, I can't help but show you.
Yes, you can show me.
It's my job.
Yes.
I eat only raw meat.
He's here.
It's amazing that you came.
Who are you?
Who is captain?
Shut up!
Look at me!
Don't underestimate my raw meat.
What is it?
I will eat you up.
Shut up!
She said shut up!
Hello.
She said shut up!
She knows how to make me laugh.
It has almonds in it.
You eat me up.
This is the value of Yamanagi.
You know Jimmy in my place, right?
Huh?
He reads English books, right?
Oh, you know him!
Jimmy!
Are you out of your mind?
Who do you think you are?
This is definitely Yamanagi's.
Who do you think you are?
Do you know what this means, Yamanagi in my place?
No, I don't know what it means.
Of course you don't.
Let's eat cheese.
Are you stupid?
You read a lot of books about singular and plural forms, don't you?
Huh?
Look at this.
A book about singular and plural forms?
It's a lot of books about singular and plural forms.
Look at this.
Listen to me!
You know what singular and plural forms mean, don't you?
I know what it means.
Oh, you know what it means.
Look at this.
The best part of this bookshop is...
"Ladder".
"Canyon".
Don't say that!
I'm not lying.
It's written in this book.
Well, Jimmy in my place was a little better at English.
Huh?
This is fun.
Did you hear that?
Jimmy in my place can't lose to heat.
He can't lose to anyone.
Jimmy in my place can lose anywhere.
Huh?
Come here.
Wait a minute!
It's okay, it's okay.
Is it okay in your ear?
Bite it!
I can't take it off.
You don't know? I'll show you.
When you do it, you do it like a man.
I'll show you!
T-shirt!
Good afternoon!
Good morning!
Lemonade...
I can't drink it.
That's a lie!
I can drink a lot!
Oh, look at this!
What kind of plan is this?
You just put in a lot of things...
Usually...
What?
Look at this!
Oh, you opened your mouth wide and drank it!
Isn't it cute?
What are you talking about?
Who would say such a thing?
You still want me to drink more?
I can't accept that!
That's right! That's right!
Then say it! Say it!
You're cute!
You're doing something great!
Even if you say that, you still haven't lost!
What are you talking about?!
You don't have to say it like that!
It's none of your business!
It's none of my business!
I can't put a barrel in it!
That's impossible!
It's none of your business!
What?!
It's none of your business!
It's not like you're doing cute things all the time!
That's right!
It's true that he's conscious of hygiene!
That's not true!
But if you're a talent, shouldn't you do something like that?!
What's with you?!
The one on the right is Koro-san's head.
Watch this!
Yeah!
Did you see that?!
What?
My Yamazaki can't do that!
Hey!
Yes?
That...
What?
My Yamazaki...
Yeah?
He's amazing!
What do you mean?
I don't have any self-control!
What?!
You don't feel embarrassed or anything like that?!
Not at all!
I'll wear a bra and underwear and run around the shopping district!
No way, Yamacho!
Let me see!
He's amazing!
Let me see!
Yamazaki-senpai!
Wow!
House! House!
Where are you?!
House! House!
A-amazing!
Ladies and gentlemen...
How is it? It's hot, isn't it?
It's hot, isn't it?
The other day...
Oh...
It's like a joke, isn't it?
Well... "Invention General"...
You're filming it in Ikta, aren't you?
"Invention General"...
Yes, yes, yes...
I've seen it about twice.
"Invention General" in Ikta...
You're filming it, aren't you?
Yes.
And I finished filming...
Filming? With this?
Well, well...
That happens, doesn't it?
You said something stupid!
It happens, doesn't it?
You can't talk?
"Invention General" is over.
Prove it!
"Invention General" is over.
Then leave it.
Go to the bathroom.
Leave it. "Invention General"...
"Invention General" is over.
Leave it here.
Leave it.
Prove it.
Then leave it.
Leave it.
There should have been no one...
Kochan!
Someone came out...
My boss...
Okamoto...
Yes, manager Okamoto...
Yes...
Good morning!
He came out of the bathroom and greeted me...
I said...
Oh!
And then...
He went into the bathroom next door and pooped again...
It's like...
Bruce Lee's...
Death...
Tower...
What are you talking about?
One by one...
He defeated the enemy and...
When I first entered "Invention General"...
I saw...
Poop floating...
Hmm... Hmm... Hmm...
This is...
As a human...
It's pretty low level...
You shouldn't do it...
This is...
Your opening...
Your poop story...
Poop story...
Well...
That's possible...
The other day...
Say it...
Return it...
Your poop story...
The other day...
What? What?
Well...
There were a lot of things...
Well...
I'll leave it here...
What are you looking at?
Well...
There are a lot of things...
When you do this kind of work...
Well...
There are a lot of stories...
After all...
Well...
There are...
Then, next time...
Use the key...
We'll do it for 2 hours, but...
Yes, yes, yes...
And then...
This free talk...
Do you always talk for about... 3, 4, 10 minutes?
Well, that's about it...
That's it...
The staff here...
Tell me to do it for 24 hours...
No, don't "haha" me!
The audience can't sleep for 24 hours either.
They can't sleep for 24 hours just sitting there.
- Because we're talking! - Because we're talking!
For the time being, no one has ever done or didn't want to talk for 24 hours.
But of course we're not talking all the time!
So we can't talk for 20 hours.
20 hours...
Damn it!
- But... - I mean, we're outside, so we can't camp!
We can either sleep or camp.
Of course we can't do that outside! We can't sing and play the guitar and all that!
Wouldn't it be nice if you all did that?
You know, you might have power at first, but once you come out and you're energetic and all that, you start to get tired and your head starts to go down.
And you're at a point where you can't talk anymore.
So you should go out and play the guitar and all that! It's more fun that way!
It's more fun to listen to you fool around!
Of course we're going to do it.
We'll recruit about 1000 people.
- I see... - Yeah, but you know, people like Hikara...
People like Hikara who talk for 24 hours won't show up!
If you talk like that, you'll end up in the finale!
Personally...
If you do it, you'll be told goodbye!
I don't think you should do it like that!
But we'll do it.
People who come to see it will have a lot of guts.
The other day, I got really mad at a fan letter I got.
It's a fan! It's a fan letter! They like me!
I don't know if it's a fan letter or not! I don't know what you think of it!
No, no, it's not like that! I love you and I'm writing it!
- Oh, really? - Yeah, yeah!
- It says "Do your best, kid!" - I'm not writing it!
Right?
I'm a big fan of you, Matsu-chan!
- That's good! - Right?!
At school and with my friends...
When I told them I was a fan of you...
They were like, "Huh?! That's gross!"
Why?! Why?!
Who cares about an old man like you?!
He's just a friend!
His hair is messed up, his flirting with girls is awful, and he's just writing whatever he wants!
No, I'm just writing what I've been told, right?
But I'm a fan of yours, I'm happy for you!
Why do you have such an image of me?
I'll do something like that again that night!
Good morning, listen to my bad rumors!
What are you talking about?!
The other day, I was flirting with a girl,
and I took her to my office apartment,
and I was told,
to choose between sex or oolong tea!
Is there anyone who says that?!
Even if you think you can do it with me,
if you say something like that,
you'd say oolong tea, wouldn't you?!
Well, it depends on the person.
Why? Oolong tea or sex?
Hey, oolong tea or sex, which do you prefer?
Oolong tea!
Is he saying that?!
He's saying that he's having sex!
Isn't that weird?!
Well, that's what he was saying in his lyrics.
Oh, I see.
He's a laughing talent enhancement agency right now.
Eh, is he after someone else?
Matsumura...
Ah, you mentioned it!
In front of Matsumura's house...
In front of his door...
He's got a Happo Sushi Roll...
You're stretching it where you don't need it, aren't you?
Happo Sushi Roll is fine, right?
What's a Happo Sushi Roll?
When you open the door of Matsumura's house...
Yes, yes, yes...
There's a cardboard box...
Why?!
It's weird!
It doesn't look like a Happo Sushi Roll!
There it is!
Happo... Happo Sushi Roll is there.
Ah, there it is.
I put it there because there wasn't much in it, and when I opened it, there was a camera inside...
Yes, yes, yes...
I was watching it from the front of the door all the time...
Yes, yes, yes...
Also, Megumi...
The one who's in the way...
I was like a light band...
I don't know what I was doing...
I was just standing there...
And then...
Without knowing it...
I looked inside and saw...
There's a lot of cameras and lenses inside the bookshelf...
I went "kyu, kyu, kyu, kyu!"
You're trying to target me right now!
"Shibou, shibou, shibou!" I'm doing it like that...
You should've finished cleaning earlier!
No, no, I...
I was doing it like this...
You should've finished it!
What kind of place is this?
You know...
If you don't finish it now, it'll be a concentrated attack, you know?
Um, I'm fine, but...
Be careful...
You too...
No, no, no...
You too...
Be careful...
That kind of...
That kind of tsukkomi...
Stop it!
Why do you have to say things like that?
What kind of tsukkomi is that?
Tsukkomi harassment!
Why do you all look up when you're in the elevator?
I wonder if you can't see your own shoulders...
Humans...
They want to know what's ahead of them...
So the feeling of "up, up, up" is leading them up...
What? Up, up, up!
Up, up, up!
What's going on?
What a weird movement...
But it was funny...
If you want to go up, go up!
If you want to go down, look forward!
Explain it again!
Are you stupid?!
You shouldn't shout like that!
Listen to what I say!
The night is still young!
I get it!
Are you going to rest tomorrow?
That's enough!
I'm getting old...
People look up at me and say...
You're so cool!
That's how you do it. Got it?
So when you go up, look up.
That's... that's...
When you go up...
What are you saying?
Is the road really up to Chapter 18?
I don't know.
You don't know?
Didn't you release the second one?
The road. The first road.
Yes.
What song is it?
I think it's nothing.
Good, good. A little more, a little more.
I think I was happy.
Thank you.
Yes, yes. That's the first road.
You don't know it until you lose it?
Oh, really?
I think it's nothing.
Hey, you're missing too much.
That doesn't change much.
I think I was happy.
That's right, that's right.
I think I was happy.
Chapter 18 of "Road" has changed a lot.
It's changed from 2 to 18.
You know it?
I know it.
You know it?
Really?
Really, really.
But you know "anything," right?
What does "fourteen" mean?
"Fourteen," that's what Chiba Edo would say.
Can you teach me "fourteen"?
Hitotsu nandemo nandemo...
It's completely changed!
I want to be a wild man like you, Matsu-chan!
Which part of me is wild?
The barretta you're always hiding.
Where is it?
This isn't wild!
But you know, I...
Is there anything you can teach me?
Well, you know, I've been doing this for a long time...
I can't teach you anything like that!
How many are there?
About... 27 or 8.
Can you teach me one?
Well, you know...
I don't mind if it's full of chocolate...
But before you go to sleep...
Drink vinegar.
Can you teach me one more?
I'm begging you!
I'm begging you! Just like that!
I hate adults!
Well...
A squirrel!
Huh? What?
I love animals!
Ah, yes, yes...
Well, it's like animal love.
If I blow my mouth...
A lot of things will come together.
Huh?
Can you blow it?
What should I call it?
How about "tricket"?
Ah, "tricket"!
It will come together like this.
Yes, it will come together like that.
But! If it comes together...
I have to say something.
What's wrong with you?
It's rude of me to say nothing when it's already there!
I'll get mad!
Just read it!
Who the hell are you?!