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Martin!
Yes!
Go!
Yes!
You're the best in the world!
Shut up!
I'm sending you this.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you? You're on TV and you're talking about the world cup.
I'm sorry.
You're a nasty man!
I'm not talking about the world cup, I'm talking about I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Well...
Yes, yes.
The three of us have to work hard like this.
We have to work hard.
Let's work hard.
It's true, but...
Yes, yes.
Recently...
Yes, yes.
It's been really hot.
It's hot!
Well, from what I've heard...
Yes.
It seems like it's already slightly above 30 degrees Celsius.
It's amazing!
If it's 30 degrees Celsius now, in August...
it'll be the other way around.
What are you talking about?
What am I talking about?
You're making me angry!
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You're a nasty man!
Well, yes, yes.
It's hot, it's hot, but...
Yes.
It's summer!
Yes.
We can't afford to lose like this!
This is a big problem!
Yes, yes.
In order to prevent summer heat...
Yes, yes.
We have to eat raw tsukumon.
Yes, you're right about that.
Raw tsukumon?
Do you have any raw tsukumon?
Leave it to me.
You have raw tsukumon, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Um... you have cellulite, right?
You have cellulite, right?
It's normal medication.
Shut up!
You've only been advertising for a while now!
Go, go, go!
You're making an appeal, aren't you?
What are you talking about?
What's wrong with you?
Well, yes, yes.
I think raw tsukumon is fine, too.
As I thought, we can't move our bodies in summer.
We can't move our bodies in summer.
That's not it, Masumoto-kun!
What sports can we do instead of summer?
That's what I've been thinking about.
What are you doing?
I'm talking to you!
What are you doing?
Scuba diving!
Scuba diving is good!
Then, the three of us will go diving.
Oh, we'll go diving?
Yes!
Let's go!
One, two...
Feels good, doesn't it?
Talk!
Can't you talk?
You can't talk in water, can you?
Ah, I see, I see.
In that case, I'll give you a signal like this.
But you have to go up first and then talk.
That's evil!
It can't be helped!
Ah, I see.
I'll go again!
It can't be helped!
Ah, I see.
What's wrong?
The video I took a long time ago looked beautiful.
You're doing it again!
Who said you could do that?
It's got nothing to do with it!
Enough!
What?
Let's not do it next time!
Not next time?
Can we not do it next time?
Let's not do it, really!
Sakamoto-kun's food is always delicious!
I know!
Sakamoto-kun, what other summer sports do you have?
Summer sports... Oh, it's basketball!
Basketball sounds good!
It's refreshing!
It's refreshing, right?
But practice is tough, and there are a lot of players who quit on the way!
That's right! Then the three of us will try it out today!
Sakamoto-kun!
Yes?
Can you be the coach for him?
Coach!
What?
I'm quitting basketball!
Sakamoto-kun!
Yes?
You've been doing your best all this time...
Don't quit!
Do your best one more time!
I don't know what you're talking about, but...
Yes!
Understood!
Sakamoto-kun!
What?
I'm quitting basketball!
Okay, quit it!
You're annoying!
Are you trying to stop me?
Stop me like you did Matsumoto-kun!
No, it's my dad's pajamas...
Who told you to stop me?
It's my dad's pajamas!
I'm not telling you to stop me!
I'm telling you to stop me!
Won't you be a little more emotional?
Emotional?
That's right!
Coach!
What?
I'm quitting basketball!
Matsumoto-kun!
Yes?
Look at that glove that's lying on the ground!
Isn't that my glove?!
That's it!
You've been working hard with me on rain and wind days!
Isn't that your glove?!
Wear that glove and do your best one more time!
I made a mistake!
I'll do my best!
Okay!
Coach!
What?
I'm quitting basketball!
Hey!
Yes?
Look at that glove that's lying on the ground!
Isn't that my glove?!
That's my glove!
Take it off!
Take what off?!
Stop me!
Stop me like you're watching a TV drama!
That's right!
Okay!
Yes!
Look at the sun!
Yes!
Look at it more closely!
Yes!
More!
Yes!
You guys have bad eyes!
Shut up!
You guys shut up!
Thank you!
With a passionate love call from all over the world for "downtown" and "manzai", the project began.
"downtown" is about creating a "manzai" story.
The arrival of "sakamoto ryuichi" is expected.
I think this is probably the limit.
If you increase it more than this...
"sakamoto ryuichi" went straight from the airport to "downtown" in a 12-hour flight from New York.
"sakamoto ryuichi" went straight from "downtown" in a 12-hour flight from New York.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Are you working? - No, I'm working now.
- How is it? - Did the plane shake?
- Well, the script is up now. - Do you want me to read it?
- Shall we meet up? - Yes, let's meet up and talk.
- Here he is. - Nice to meet you, I'm komuto ryuichi.
- How are you? - I'm fine, and you?
- Mark. - I'm Mark.
- Mark. - Yes.
- Ryuichi. - Yes.
- He's one of the world's top 8 sakamoto ryuichi. - What are you saying?
- Are you from Asukawa? - I'm sorry.
- In summer, we eat "seino tsukumon". Do you know what "seino tsukumon" is?
- Tell me. - "Seino tsukumon", right? And "senbei", right? And "serory", right?
- I don't know what you're talking about. - I'm sorry.
- You do this, and I do this. - What?
- I'm doing it with you. - Hello.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- It's difficult. - I can't remember it without the script.
- Who are you? - I don't remember the point.
- You're the professor. - Yes.
- The professor... - I finally made it.
- You have to wear it. - Yes.
- That's good. - Is it good?
- Yes. - I'll do it like this.
- That's good. - That's good.
- I suddenly remember the video I shot a long time ago. - What are you saying? Who said that?
- Well, then... - Thank you very much.
- Thank you very much.
- Who said that? - Thank you very much.
- 4 minutes and 10 seconds. - 5 minutes?
- If it's real, it'll take a little longer, right? - It'll probably take about 5 minutes.
- Well, it's about time you changed. - Really? - Yes. - Is it okay?
- Let's practice a little more while changing. - While watching TV.
- Right? - Yes.
Finally, the venue.
Ryuichi Sakamoto's long-awaited "trio manzai" moment is approaching.
In the dressing room, they proceed with the final story check.
- Let's do our best! - Let's do our best!
- Surprisingly, it's going well. - It's going well.
- The cooperation is amazing.
- It's amazing. - Please don't bite the video I took earlier.
- If you take it off now, I'll take it off later.
Just before the performance, Ryuichi Sakamoto of all people in the world can't hide his nervousness.
Meanwhile, downtown is relaxed.
- Shall we go now? - Yes, let's go.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- Which way is it? Which way is it?
- Which way is it?
As you can see, it's a mess here
- Wait! - Yes? - Wait! - Yes?
- I'm Sakamoto of the world - Shut up!
What's up with you?
- It seems like he'll be saved by the 30th - That's amazing!
- If it's the 30th, August will be the opposite - What are you talking about?
- In order to prevent the summer heat - Yes, yes
- We have to go to Seino Tsukumon - That's what Komai says
- Seino Tsukumon - Sakamoto-kun, do you know Seino Tsukumon?
- You know Seino Tsukumon, don't you? - Yes, yes
You know Seirogan, don't you?
You know Seroli, don't you?
- It's a medical class on the battlefield - Shut up!
What are you doing?
- Scuber! - Scuber!
- I like Scuber - I like Scuber
- Come on! - Wait!
- What's wrong? - The video I took a long time ago looks beautiful
- You're nice! - You're nice!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- But it's true - I'm glad
Wow!
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
You did a great job!
Wow! You're so energetic!
That's great!
To promote you, the Geisha Girls, we came all the way from New York
But you took off your clothes from the shop and put them on
It's tough recording in the morning, but it's also tough doing manzai in the morning.
Hello!
That opening was good, wasn't it?
Yeah!
When I heard about it, a friend of mine who lives in New York for a long time told me that there is an interesting comedian in Japan.
When I asked him who it was, he said "geisha girls".
Oh, it's a comedian.
And he said that she doesn't know about Downton.
She doesn't know about Downton.
But she knows about geisha girls.
When I heard about it, a friend of mine who lives in New York for a long time told me that there is an interesting comedian in Japan.
Oh, it's a comedian.
And I thought that there is an interesting comedian in Japan.
When will you release the album?
On the 21st, I think.
On the 21st.
From now on.
It's amazing.
What is it?
There will be more great things.
Where?
On the tour.
It's not a tour!
If it's a tour, there will only be two songs.
A tour is impossible.
Even if there are only two songs, will you release it?
Well...
At least if it's a dinner show.
Even if it's a dinner show, there will only be two songs.
You haven't finished eating yet!
Well...
Let's wait and see.
How is it lately?
Well...
The hottest topic right now is...
What is it?
It's like...
A love hotel came out and was taken away.
But why did you say love hotel?
I heard that there are many love hotels in there.
Like...
A waterfall or a swing.
But, well...
I want to go there for a while.
But sometimes...
It's not a big deal.
I went there once.
It was about 40,000 or 50,000 yen.
I'm sorry. I lied a little.
I'm sorry. I'm not that kind of person. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Hey, you. Can you go somewhere else?
I wanted to draw something.
About 30,000 yen.
Why? Why?
Why did you want to draw something?
I wanted to pretend like I had money.
It was about 30,000 yen.
It was about 30,000 yen. I wondered why it was 30,000 yen.
I went there and it was just a normal room.
There was nothing there.
What about the equipment?
I thought the bath was amazing.
I stood up and there was nothing wrong with the bath.
I wondered why it was 30,000 yen.
There was another door in the back of the bath.
That's it.
I opened it and there was a pool about this size.
I'm sorry. I lied a little.
That's a lie.
It's about this size.
Hey.
It hurts.
Why does it hurt?
Why did you want to draw something?
I didn't feel good.
What do you mean you didn't feel good?
If you didn't feel good, you...
There was a pool about this size.
That was an amazing room.
It looks fun.
I went there once in Kyoto and it was amazing.
It was cool but there was a bed and there was a slide next to it.
I had that, too.
Let's say it together.
No, no, no.
I don't like that.
I went there and there was a pool.
That's it.
Shut up.
There was a bed and there was a slide next to it.
I said "fwaa" and it went "kurukurukurukuru" and I said "dobooon".
It was in Kyoto.
It was next to Kyoto's Inter.
Let's do something else.
There's nothing we can do about it.
Let's say it together.
Back in the day, you were pretty intense!
That's probably the worst.
I went to a Disney room in Osaka.
There was a woodshed too.
And there was a dust car in the room I went to.
What's a dust car?
You know, the one you play with in an amusement park.
There's one of those.
Really?
There's two of them in the room and you play with them.
Ah, I've been tricked!
Now you're going to trick me!
I heard you won that final round.
Without saying it.
You know, that Nojima...
Nojima Shinji.
He's not that great.
But I think you won 37% of the final round.
Yeah, 37%.
It's 37%.
You know, you know the script and the story too, right?
Of course I know the script.
So I...
Oh, you know the script too?
Of course I know it!
Your face!
I'm scared!
You've been doing that a lot lately, haven't you?
Don't you feel like you're being too conscious of yourself?
No, no, no.
It's funny in a weird way!
I feel like I'm being too conscious of myself.
I'm like, "Is it too late?"
It's funny in a weird way.
Ah, cute!
Ah, you're doing it again!
It's like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like you're doing it twice!
So how did you end up in the end?
No, I didn't watch it.
I just filmed it.
You know what they say, right?
If you feel sorry for something...
Give it some money.
I know it!
What's with you?!
You filmed it all!
Adults lose!
I had a dream yesterday.
Matsumoto-san was threatening a girl with "Eat Nasubi!"
Seeing that, Hamada-san hit Matsumoto-san with all his might.
Hamada-san is crying while hitting her.
What does that mean?
I don't know!
"Eat Nasubi!" means that Nasubi is different.
Oh, really?
"Eat Nasubi!" means that Nasubi's appearance is the key to solving this dream.
Nasubi is the appearance of courage.
And?
Well, to put it simply...
I don't like rainy days.
Shut up!
It's easy! It's easy!
I can't keep away from you at all!
What are you staring at?!
You're cool, Aomori.
The middle point of the stairs is said to be a dancing floor.
Why do we have to dance?
I'm not telling you to dance!
Then why is it a dancing floor?
That's what I'm saying.
Doesn't it mean "you can dance"?
Then why is it a dancing floor?
You can change clothes.
That's not a dancing floor!
It's not a dancing floor!
You can't change clothes in the middle of the stairs!
You can dance!
So you're saying it's impossible to name it a dancing floor?
So it's up to you, Nyankees.
You can do anything but dance.
Are you angry?
I'm the president, so I'll say it. I'm not angry.
I see.
I'm not angry at all.
Why do you say "dance bar"?
Do you want me to tell you?
Yes.
I got it.
You have to go back there.
What?
I'm asking you to say it quickly.
You're telling me such a long story.
I don't know how to say it. Stairs...
Dancer... Dancer...
You can't say "dance bar" like that.
"Dancer" is hard. "Dancer" is hard. "Dancer"
When and what makes you wear skinny socks?
It's true, isn't it?
You wear skinny socks.
When you're an old man, I often think about it.
When you're 70 or 80 years old, there is no distinction between men and women.
Well, sometimes...
It's kind of sexy. How can I say it?
Men are getting closer to women and women are getting closer to men.
No, no.
It's not like that.
If you don't admit it, I won't be fooled.
What do you think about it?
I don't know.
Can you say it?
I'm sorry.
And...
When you're 40 or 50 years old, you're getting closer to women.
What?
Don't look at me like that!
You don't know?
No!
Really?
Hey!
As you try to get closer and closer to the woman...
I can't do it, but do your best!
You miss panty stockings...
I see!
You wear something that looks like panty stockings...
You're wearing that much?!
You think I want to destroy this much?!
Yeah!
And I'm holding it like this...
Shut up!
"GEISHA GIRLS" KEN & Show's long-awaited CD released in Japan on 7.21!
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