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The entertainer, you, Sou-chan, has won the Grand Prix!
The second time the sun has set.
You, Sou-chan, has won the Grand Prix.
Today's guest is Lucky.
Let's hear it!
The answer is...
Lucky!
Please be seated.
First of all, I'd like to introduce...
Makoto Otakei!
You think you're the only ones here?
Next to him, Kano Tenmei!
Tenmei-san, it's been a while.
Right?
That's right!
How are you doing?
I'm doing well!
You've been doing a lot of things lately.
I've been doing a lot of things!
And last but not least, Masumoto Ito-san!
It's been a while since we've had such strong members.
Shouldn't you call them?
It's been a while since we've had such strong members.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
As usual, we're doing an interview in the city.
When we reach five people, we'll have a grand prix.
So, without further ado...
Let's go!
The first song is...
Did you go to Pashiri to buy cherries?
Did you go to Pashiri to do that?
It's Daniel-san.
Daniel-san?
Yes.
Then it's not him.
Then who is it?
Makiharan.
He's definitely Pashiri.
No, no, he's definitely Pashiri!
Student salaryman OL-san.
We're interviewing 17 people.
Now, let's watch the clip.
Here you go.
Well, this is what the person who interviewed him said.
"Do you know him?" or something like that.
Don't bully me.
Well, it's not that bad.
"****" is an easy word.
That's obvious.
Obvious?
Because Pashiri is his job.
That's being used by Pashiri right now.
You're the worst.
He's the actor. I'll say he's young for now.
- Is Morishige different? - No, no.
I said you're young!
If you say you're an actor, I'm sure you'll say Morishige.
Okay, let's go. First, Otake-san.
- This guy is definitely... - Pashiri.
This is also Pashiri's problem.
Even in the commercial, it's Pashiri.
- Then, Tenmei-san, let's go. - Yes.
- Ah, Ishida Issei, is it? - It's Issei.
- Issei-chan. - Yes, Ishida Issei.
Okay, Makunosu-san.
For me...
Abe Hirosu.
- Ah, that guy in there? - Yes, yes, yes.
- Abe-chan, right? - Yes.
The one who's running a beer or something?
- The one who's running with me? - The one who's running a beer or something...
I don't know.
- I don't know. - I don't know.
Takeda Shinji looks like him, doesn't he?
Ishida Issei.
Takeda Shinji.
Karasawa Toshitake.
Kasetaishu.
He looks weak.
Sanshiro-san.
Karasawa... Karasawa-san?
Kimura Kazuya.
He looks weak.
Takeda... Shinji?
Takeda Shinji.
Kosaka Naoki.
He looks kind, but he looks like he's going to get caught.
Ishida Issei.
Ishida Issei?
Eh? Karasawa... Karasawa... Toshitake?
The Grand Prix is Karasawa-Toshitake. Everyone, come out!
I thought you wouldn't.
The next topic is...
THIS!
You're having "kiss-nuts" sex, aren't you?!
Wait... Takeda-san.
Who is this, for example?
Who came up with this?
"Kiss-nuts" sex...
A female celebrity who looks like she's about to get sex.
Really?
That's why...
It's not like that for everyone.
Gah! Gah!
Gah! Gah! Gah!
Even men don't do it.
Who was it? Tell me.
What? What? What?
"Kiss-nuts" sex...
W-w-w-what?!
I'm looking forward to it.
No, no, no!
What?
It's you, isn't it?!
I eat "zengi" for about two hours!
You're having "kiss-nuts" sex, aren't you?!
Yes, please come in.
Who is this, for example?
Please come in.
Isn't he running away?
He's running away!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
He's not running away!
No!
Otake, stop it!
Start over!
What are you going to do? Are you going to use him as a red card and retire?
That's...
That's not right!
What's wrong with you?
I'm going up!
Stop it!
You're not supposed to say that!
Stop it!
You can run away, but you can't show your face!
Otake, let's go!
Which one should I choose?
Isn't this fine?
This is...
This is not Otake!
This is a comment on the So-chan Cup Grand Prix!
If you don't choose, you'll end up like your usual self!
Isn't that fine?
Pomo's here to eat!
I think it's fine!
Otake-kun...
That's Okama's shopping!
Isn't that fine?
Okay, Otake-san!
That's...
Huh?
Okay, Tenmei-san!
I didn't think of it!
Okay...
I see...
Okay, Matsumoto-san!
But I...
Because everyone I choose doesn't go up...
That's...
You're not running away?!
I'm not running away!
You're not running away?!
Let's see it!
Okay, show us!
You're not running away?!
The more you say it, the more you'll get rejected!
But...
Nagano...Kagamariko-san...
****-ne!
Matsumoto Akiko...
Okamoto Natsuki...
Karada dake?
Karada dake!
Katagiri High...
Kitamoto...
Okamoto Natsuki!
***-ne!
Matsumoto Akiko...
Okamoto Akiko...
Moribute Hiroko...
***-ne!
Kitamoto...
Kitamoto Masami...
***-ne!
This is ***-ne!
This is the first time I'm using this!
When I think about it, it's not something you should be so happy about.
You, stand up!
This is something I've never done before!
And now, for the last question!
For the last question, we'll have you do it in the opposite pattern.
First, we'll have someone look at the Grand Prix and answer the question.
The Grand Prix
Katsura Bunshin?
Oda Yuji!
Oda Yuji?!
You! What are you doing at the Grand Prix, Oda Yuji!
Grand Prix, Oda Yuji!
Second place, Imada Koichi!
Second place, Kitajima Saburo, tunnel, Yamazaki Hosei!
What's Yamazaki Hosei?
Oh, um... Yamazaki Hosei...
He's one of our young people.
Oh, you're right.
He's got hands and feet and can move.
I don't know!
Do you have a hint?
A hint?
One hint.
He's talking about a certain person.
You're the one who's always playing around in Naoya, Imada Koichi.
No, I mean...
You're Imada, so stay away from me!
The Grand Prix is Oda Yuji's item!
Now, write it down for me!
Now, this is...
It's not very obvious, is it?
Let's start with Oda Yuji.
Could it be that you're bigger than an owl?
Who would say that?
Who would say it so slowly?
Could it be that you're bigger than an owl?
I see, I see.
Until now, it's true.
If Rassha Itamae was in it, Rassha Itamae would look like a raccoon.
Let's see...
In public, you look like a man, but are you really a big owl?
I see, I see.
There's no matcha in it.
That's a weird story too.
Why is it a weird story?
If it's an owl, there's no matcha in it.
If I were to refer to "until now",
could it be that you're only doing things that Matsumoto did?
That has nothing to do with Oda Yuji!
You did it, didn't you? Oda Yuji did it too!
That's weird!
If you did it, could it be that you're only doing things that Matsumoto did?
That has nothing to do with Oda Yuji!
Let's watch the correct video.
Here we go!
Who do you think hates downtown?
Oda Yuji.
So you hate downtown, don't you?
That's the problem.
That means Oda Yuji is number one, right?
Everyone is wrong!
There wasn't Morishige in it, was there?
Ladies and Gentlemen...
I'm already...
I'm already tired of it!
Of what?
Of being chased around.
Um, it's a report. It's a wide show.
But you're being chased around because you know you're being chased around.
No, I don't know. I don't know, but I'm being chased around forcibly.
No, I mean, with this case, it's weird.
What's weird about it?
And...
We're not talking about anything. We're not connected.
Why would you say "and" there?
No, no, no.
That's dangerous!
So, you're denying it. I'm denying it, too.
But even so, there's no evidence...
Why are you so desperate?
No, no, no. I'm just saying it because I don't want to say it out loud.
But if there's any evidence, you know, there's no picture.
That's why you shouldn't say it.
What, what, what?
What's up with that kid?
He's saying that because there's no picture.
But it's dark.
No, no, no.
No, it's not cold. It's not cold at all.
Tana-chan!
You! You said it's not cold!
It's not cold, but you said it's cold! Isn't that dangerous?
No, I thought it was cold, but it's not cold.
It's not cold at all.
The audience is stiff!
No, you're laughing at me for no reason.
The audience today is especially like that.
No, you're right.
But, what is it? What's up lately?
Well, it's that thing.
It's that thing about this show.
Geisha Girls' record will be released in Japan.
Ah, yes, yes.
With Mr. Ferrari.
Are you going to buy it?
People who are here are going to buy it.
No, but...
Are you watching a singing show?
Hm?
A singing show.
No, I'm not.
You're not!
Ah...
Is it like a music station?
Um...
Is it like a TV station?
TV station.
Music station.
But, I don't know what it is.
I don't know the lyrics.
You shouldn't say such bad things about Mr. Tamori.
Who said that?!
You're the only one who doesn't get it.
Did you say "tah" or "tah"?
No, no, no, no.
Shall we continue?
Matsumoto-san, when a big, strong-looking person comes up to you or Hamama-san looks like he's about to get killed...
...you say, "If you come at me again, I'll do it."
You say, "If you lay a hand on Hamama-san again, I won't shut up either."
Matsumoto-san, you're really strong, aren't you?
I'd like you to tell me which of you is stronger, Hamama-chan or Matsumoto-san?
Ah, I see.
But you know...
What?
I've never seen you move at all.
Um...
However!
Um...
The question of which of you is stronger, Hamama- chan or Matsumoto-san...
Right?
You know...
You're kind of like that, aren't you?
No, I'm not!
You know...
You're kind of strong...
You're reckless...
Why am I reckless?
You know...
You're kind of out of date...
I'm out of date?!
You know...
You're playing a clumsy, clumsy man, aren't you?
I'm not!
You know...
What?
I'm a man!
I'm telling you!
I'm always telling you!
What are you saying?!
You know...
You're not saying anything!
Your fashion is kind of like a man's fashion...
You know...
You're like a farmer!
You're like a farmer and you're strong!
You know...
I don't know...
You can't grill and eat fish, can you?
If you had salt, you wouldn't need seasoning...
You're like a man of the sea!
You know...
You say things like that!
I'm not saying it!
- You don't say it! - I've never said anything like that!
You don't say it, but it's just an episode!
It's not an episode!
It's not an episode, but you're sending out that kind of message!
I'm not sending it out!
That's totally different!
Like you said before...
When a yakuza comes and apologizes, you say "eh?"
That makes you look like a man!
What do you want to say?
What? Jealousy?
It's not like that.
I don't want you to look down on me.
I want you to say it out loud.
I don't want you to look down on me.
Look at me.
That's all.
You don't like being looked down on, do you?
No.
But at work, I don't care about that.
That's not true!
Why?
That's not true!
If you look down on me,
which is stronger?
Most people think I'm stronger.
But I don't know for sure.
Yes, I understand.
Did you do any sports?
I played kendo for a year in high school.
Kendo?!
What about judo?
Matsumoto's basic technique is...
Basic technique?
If Matsumoto teaches you basic technique, you can eat as much as you like.
I don't know!
I'm not weak at all!
I can eat as much as I like!
If you teach me basic technique, I can eat as much as I like!
Matsumoto's basic technique is that you can eat as much as you like!
I can eat as much as I like!
Who are you to say that?
Enough of you.
Do you know how many root techniques there are?
Root...
Enough of you.
But really, don't say things like that to an amateur like me.
No, it's fine.
Do you know how many root techniques there are?
No, I don't know.
Kami-shi-ho-ga-ta-me.
Kami-shi-ho-ga-ta-me doesn't mean you can do it or something like that.
What are you doing?
Are you doing a technique or something like that?
It's something you enjoy eating.
I'm telling you to do a technique or something like that.
Hey, hey.
Don't you understand?
If you do something like that and hurt your partner, who will be happy?
No, it's fine.
Who will be happy?
It hurts, it hurts!
If you say it like that, stop it.
Why don't you get hurt?
Oh, before you fall?
That's right!
If you say it like that, you'll fall.
You'll fall?
Yes, you'll fall.
If you say it like that, you won't be conscious of your breath for a while.
Oh, really?
Yes.
In that case, you'll be able to do it.
That's right, you have to do it.
I'll give you a signal before you fall.
Really?
Yes.
Then, please.
Okay.
What should I do?
What do you mean, "what should I do?"
No, what should I do?
Can I stand like this?
What technique are you talking about? Tell me.
What do you want me to use?
No, no, please tell me.
Please give me something that will make me fall.
What do you want me to use?
Oh, in that case...
P-panties fishing.
Panties fishing?!
Panties fishing from a fishing boat.
Panties?!
Panties fishing from a fishing boat?!
W-what technique is that?!
You're at a place where you don't know that.
Oh, really?
Then, what should I do?
I'll stand like this.
Then, let's do it together.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Don't do it like that!
It's free!
There's meaning in this!
Hold it like this!
I know that, but don't do it like that!
It hurts!
Karaoke
No, I'm in a good mood!
Good morning!
Don't move! Don't move!
Don't move!
As I said, don't move!
Don't move!
No, no, no.
What do you mean "no"? I was talking!
You were falling for a second.
No, no, I was talking!
This is bad, really.
You woke up right away.
You didn't understand for a second.
This is bad, this is bad.
Oh, that's why you woke up.
That's why you woke up.
You're not allowed to talk like that, though.
Because you're sweet.
Because I'm sweet?!
Sweet mood. You're in too much of a mood.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, well, you know.
This is...
But you've dropped it many times in the past.
I've dropped it.
That's why you're sweet.
The other day I went to watch a game called UWF.
It was really bad.
It was terrible.
Ah, that's right.
Is love not fun but painful?
Why does a man cheat on his wife when they're about to get married?
What kind of theory is that?
You know what?!
I think it's okay to get married!
Who?
Me, in particular.
If you think it's okay to get married, say it.
No!
After we get married...
Don't say it in such a low voice!
I think it's wrong to play with other girls after we get married, so...
Hey, don't say such obscene things!
If you do it, you do it!
If you're determined to do it, you should do it!
Hey!
I'm not saying anything scary!
An adult said I'm bald!
I was surprised.