AISubs v3.5
- Good evening. - Good evening!
- So, today we'll see what we'll do. - Yes.
- I'd like to change Yamazaki-kun's style of acting. - Yamazaki's... gag?
- Gag! Fifty times! - Fifty times!
- I thought about it a hundred times, but... - Yeah.
- I'm going to cut it in even more and make it fifty! - See, it's really funny, isn't it?
- I think it's really, really funny. - Yeah...
- How should I say it? Should I say you're a gag angel who's landed on stage? - Yeah...
- You're so cool! - Yeah...
- Now, let's go to the venue. - Oh, really?
- Let's go. - Yes.
- Let's go to the venue. - Yeah.
Amazing!
What a mental trainer!
Stop it!
Joke thousand years fifty times!
One!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Two!
Come on!
Three!
White dog Siro-chan!
Siro-chan! Siro-chan! Come here for a second!
Siro-chan!
You've gotten dirty recently!
You're in trouble from now on!
Four!
Ero-soldier!
Ero-soldier...
This time you're in third place!
Brother!
Five!
Hashimoto-seiko!
Six!
Isa-joke!
Huh?
Today I'll take off my shoes.
"Take off" you say?
With captain and symbol...
Tie...
Jojo-musubi!
Seven!
Jackie-chan!
Suiken-jaken!
Next in third place...
Naki-ken!
Eight!
My mother!
Hey you!
That's not a barley!
Kemono!
Yoshiko! Yoshiko! Yoshiko in U.S.A!
OK, come! OK, come!
(Birds chirping)
21st place, Katatsumori!
That's all you have, writer.
(Laughter)
22nd place, the heavy man in the left corner!
Stand up! Be careful!
(Laughter)
23rd place, my sister!
Do you want me to beat you up?
(Laughter)
24th place, Mamoru!
(Laughter)
25th place, Hiroko Yakushimaru!
26th place, soprano Yay Yay Yay!
Yay Yay Yay!
(Laughter)
(Bell ringing)
Something's up! Yay yay yay!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
(Bell ringing)
Tastes good! Really good!
'Cause I'm a soprano, I'm really good!
(Bell ringing)
Ah, someone's calling me!
Someone's calling me!
(Bell ringing)
One tape please!
Sure, here you go!
All sorts of stories!
Something's happening!
Can't hold it back!
(Bell ringing)
Oh, my! Oh my!
Oh my!
Oh my! Oh my! Oh my! Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!
Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!
Hundred people come and go.
Aki no ta no... californo icono...
Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!
Hi! Atta!
What's that?
My sea turtle spoke in the turbulent middle...
It hurts! It hurts over there! It hurts so much over there!
Forty-three! Bad dream anxiety!
Ah! It's coming out! It's coming out!
Forty-four! Missile launch! Missile launch!
Buriburi buriburi buri!
Forty-five! Extremism!
Forty-six! Flower rock!
Forty-seven! Cinderella's one word!
Boon boon boon! Ah! Hurry up and buy it! Buy it! Buy it!
Ah! It's sunny tomorrow!
Forty-eight! If the match was in Ojiro!
Bakeratta!
Forty-nine! If the match was in Ojiro!
Bakerakerakerakeratta! Bakeratta! Bakeratta!
Forty! If the match was in Super Saiyan!
That was a wonderful performance.
Yes.
How was your performance today?
It was good.
It was good?
It was good.
Yes.
What was the most confident you were today?
Well, I was worried about crying.
Worried about crying?
I was worried about crying.
What was it like?
Worried about crying?
Yes.
Pffft!
Um, I get it now!
From this distance, it looks interesting!
No, it's true, it's true!
From over there...
From over there, it doesn't make any sense!
There's a gag you can't do on TV.
Oh!
I wanted to do it, but...
Yes?
It's "f... yare yare" and "furet"
I'd like you to tell me what it's like.
What is it like?
I wonder...
Ladies and Gentlemen...
It was a live performance.
Looking at today's opening, I can't believe comedians are like this.
- Looking at him. - Looking at him.
This is no good.
Even I can get used to it.
Recently, there are a lot of people like that.
Even I can get used to being a comedian.
- That's right. - Why?
- That's why there are a lot of people like that. - That's right.
Hey!
You know what annoys me?
Recently, people call me "shameless guy" and stuff like that.
Why?
- It's you, but... - No, it's not me.
It's you, it's you.
Do it first.
It's your fault, but...
- People see me as a big shot. - It's you, it's you.
Recently, I'm not saying this to anyone, but...
There are comedians who are young.
I'm normal!
But young comedians like me...
Good morning!
If you look at me like that, I look like a big shot!
But you did it too much just now!
You can't do this to me!
No, but...
Old comedians...
They come out more and more recently.
I don't say "Ah, good morning!"
You don't say it?
That's not it!
Why? When I see young comedians...
Ah, good morning.
- Recently, I saw you... - Shut up!
Do you have to say it like that?
What, you've seen me once or twice?
Young comedians...
If you say it like that...
I look like a big shot more and more.
- Right? - Well, that's...
I don't want you to create that situation.
In a way, it's like the monster Ultraman is looking at.
When it appears, everyone is like...
I didn't do anything!
I just came out.
It's like that!
But you're the one who saw it, right?
But it has nothing to do with me!
Ah, but...
"Downtown" has become a little too much.
Who said it?
"Downtown" said it.
I've never been in a situation like that.
- Like what? - Oh, like a young man fixing his face? - Yeah, yeah.
That might not be the case, but your attitude when you enter the studio is worse than that.
I... What kind of attitude did I have when I entered the studio?
Well, most of the time you had...
- A long smiley face. - Why?!
Like this!
Longer than usual.
I'm scared of that when I work.
I know you're a young fashion new leader.
Long sleeves and short sleeves.
I want you.
I want you has nothing to do with it.
I know you've always been a good young brother.
You have attitude, but you don't act like it.
You don't act like it.
You haven't. You're just dancing.
I can't understand you.
You sit like this.
You know how people sit at discos?
I think you should sit like this.
You don't sit like this.
But you don't need hands!
If something like that happens, Matsumoto will come and make a scene.
If that happens, we won't know what's good or bad anymore!
I don't know what you're talking about.
We won't know what's good for meat and what's bad for vegetables anymore!
Your ending is always commercial.
It's not like you said earlier.
I'm doing it normally.
You're not doing it normally.
You don't remember telling me to greet properly, do you?
And then...
Wait, you're hitting me!
For example...
For example, if Tamori-san is there and I say...
It hurts, Tamori-san!
And you say, "Tamori hit me!"
That's true.
And you say, "I didn't do anything! Who said that greeting?! Stop it!"
But if I say it, you'll get mad.
Oh, good morning!
That's all you say.
I'm not saying it!
I'm really...
What is it?
I've seen a lot of things...
And I say, "Oh, you should do it like this."
What is it?
Who is it? Who is it?
Don't be stupid.
Koei Haren!
It's true.
It's true?
If you say it like that, it's fine.
I can say anything.
When I went to the locker room earlier...
I was asked to do a quiz...
And I was forced to kiss...
And if I refused...
I would get angry.
So, how about you?
First place.
Do you know that?
Yeah, kind of.
Why? Why? Why?
So, if you refuse a kiss, you might get angry.
Huh? Get angry?
No, no, you might get angry, but the meaning is different, and the reason is different, and the reading is different.
Of course.
Why do you look like you're about to cry?
It hurts!
I... Mom!
I can't get up!
Um, um, um, what?
It's been a while since I heard that reason.
It's not that pride has been hurt, but it's not like that.
The more you refuse, the less I want to kiss you!
So let me!
It hurts!
An adult is going to hit me!
It's fine, it's fine, seriously.
What are you talking about?
It's you! What's with that reason?
Ah, you don't know? You don't know about this?
However!
I'm angry that you brought me here!
You're angry too, aren't you?
I don't know why I'm like you!
You came all the way here!
It's a simple reason!
Wow!
No, it's not like that!
It's like you're taking off your pants on the way!
Alright! I can do it!
I can do it!
I can do it, I can do it, I can do it.
That's how I feel!
That's how I feel when I'm young!
Yes, yes, yes.
That's how I feel when I'm young!
Yes, yes, yes.
Really?
You won't even let me kiss you?
What is this?
I don't know, but I want to say it.
What will you do if she comes?
What?
If she comes, will you sit next to her like this?
I know you'll do it, but...
First of all, you can't kick her out of the house.
I guess you're right.
Most girls watch TV.
I guess you're right.
What will you do?
Nothing will start with this.
You're staring at her.
You know, like this.
You can't kick her out of the house like this.
Will you kick her out of the house like this?
I guess you're right.
Do you want something to drink?
Yes.
What will you drink?
Oolong tea.
Oolong tea?
Yes.
Calbee soda?
No, no, no.
Oolong tea.
You'll go, right?
Now that you say it like that, you're just an ex- couple.
An ex-couple?
What did you stand up for?
What do you mean?
You'll go, you'll take her with you, but you won't take her with you.
This has nothing to do with it!
Oh, is that so?
I'm not that thirsty!
I see, I see, I see.
Right?
This has nothing to do with it!
You said you'd go on business, but you didn't pay attention to TV...
I get it. I'm pretty much like that, too.
I used to live in one room.
You know, you can just go with the flow.
Yes, yes.
You only have to know where you're going to battle.
Right? But lately, the bedroom is different.
I see.
And you get excited, right?
But in the end, you can't do it here.
Where are you going?
I have to go there with you.
This gang is...
You're ugly!
What do you mean ugly?!
This is when I hate it the most.
We don't know what faces we're making.
We don't know if we're being taken away or not.
That's right. You're a little mean.
I'm a little mean.
I'm a little mean, but my legs are weird, too.
I hate it!
I know.
It's embarrassing.
It's the most embarrassing thing.
It's when you have to go there.
I don't know if it's because of the movement.
If you suddenly take me to the bedroom, I can't even go there.
That's true.
If you suddenly take me to the bedroom, I can't even go there.
I was trying to do it in the back.
I grabbed my knee and...
Women are like...
I'm trying so hard and you still want me to go to the bedroom?!
Why is Matcha growing her nose hair? It's not like she's growing it out or anything.
And how far does her nose hair grow out and what is she trying to do with it?
Um, I'll say it. I didn't say it today, but it's showing again today.
It's showing again today, right? And it'll show again tomorrow, right?
Don't say it.
Why?
I want to see what you know.
I know. Nose hair.
It's almost 21 centuries.
It's the 20th century now. It's a huge event for Earth.
If you think about it like that, you won't be able to cut your hair.
I guess you're right.
I guess you're right, Mr. Kaiei.
I think our bodies are made of precision, but we're stupid in some ways.
I mean, it's fine if you grow as much as you need,
but if you get carried away and leave it as it is, you'll grow.
People will think you're a baker and lick you up.
You...
There are things you can only grow by looking at them, right?
You can't grow forever like that.
You know your position.
Who are you talking about?
I'm talking about you.
You're the manager.
Come here!
You'll get angry.
If you're that angry, we can't help it.
If you grow like us, you won't be funny.
You're just like us.
You called me here?
Yes.
I didn't know that at all.
Hello.
I've been wondering for a while now,
but you always turn around when you appear on any show.
Why is that?
When you appear on any show, you turn around like this?
I don't get it.
But you do it a few times.
Why do you turn around? Is there a reason?
You do it when you don't know why you're doing it.
If you know why you're doing it, you'd know.
I don't know why you do it.
But you know why you turn around, right?
Because you know you shouldn't do it.
You know you shouldn't do it.
But you know you shouldn't do it.
It hurts.