AISubs v3.5
June 1984. The rainy season continued until yesterday.
On this day, we will have a strange experience.
I'm bored without work.
Yeah.
What should we do?
We can't do anything.
Yeah.
We don't have money.
I'm hungry.
We can't do anything.
On the contrary.
We don't have money.
I'm hungry.
We can have lunch here.
We can rent a house.
We can go to our house and eat.
Let's do it.
That's the best.
It doesn't cost money.
It doesn't cost money. How much is it?
A thousand yen.
It's the last money we have.
We only have a thousand yen.
This is a big lunch box.
If you two eat it, I have two of these.
Can you eat one by one?
Is that okay?
It's a big lunch box.
Thank you very much.
It's 470 yen.
It's 480 yen.
Excuse me.
Can you turn it off?
The microwave is broken.
I can't heat it up.
Where do you want me to heat it up?
If you can't heat it up at home, where do you want me to heat it up?
I can't eat it.
I don't know what to do.
Good morning.
What are you two doing together?
I can't heat it up.
Are you kidding me?
Where do you want me to heat it up?
I don't know.
Look at this.
There is a map.
Throw a dart and go where you hit.
Let's heat it up.
Okay.
Let's do it.
Here it is.
Itabashiku.
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Yamazaki's suggestion leads us to downtown Itabashiku once more in search of a guy who will buy us a big meal.
Itabashiku has a population of 520,000 people. Which guy will it be?
Hello.
We've come to Itabashiku station.
We've come to Itabashiku.
Either way, you'll have to buy us a meal.
Yes, yes.
It's already rotten.
It's okay.
It's okay. It's a big meal.
It's a big meal.
Alright.
Let's get together again in Itabashiku.
Let's do it.
Please do.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Huh?
What a reaction!
That's the worst reaction I've ever seen.
It's like someone set fire to a cigarette.
That's so cool!
That's what I'm talking about!
You're a big fan, aren't you?
That's so cool!
Okay, let's do it.
Please do.
What's wrong with you?!
He's drooling. He's drooling.
Please do.
Okay!
Nakamaru-cho!
Further narrowing the scope, looking for an otaku to heat up his lunch box,
painfully heading for downtown Nakamaru-cho!
I got hit in the leg I hid on the board.
This hurts!
It hurts, doesn't it?
This hurts!
There's blood coming out!
It's not coming out!
It's stuck in my chest!
It's in my fat now!
There's no blood coming out!
That's where you're stuck!
It hurts!
Darts has told us where to go in Itabashi-ku, Nakamaru-cho.
The population is 4,514.
Which otaku will it be?
Hello!
We're in Nakamaru-cho!
So this is...
This is...
Nakamaru-cho 17!
We're here.
It looks like it's getting pretty narrow.
This is the last one.
Please!
Which house?
Which house are we going to?
Let's go!
Is this it? Is this it?
It's going, it's going, it's going!
It's an apartment!
Shira... Iwatani?
Iwatani Apartment!
Finally, one thing was restricted from Nakamaru- cho.
What should we do for now?
If we run, we'll find something!
Hello!
This is my aunt.
Hello!
Take it!
Destination discovered!
A sudden visit to the first floor shop!
This is bad!
I'm scared!
But since he was absent, it's darts again!
I'm going back to my apartment!
Once again, one item from Nakamaru-cho has been chosen!
I'm really bad at riding a bicycle!
He's absent again! Again, it's darts!
There it is! Saito's Keiichiro!
The third time he's honest! Will he be able to win this time?!
Is there any Keiichiro?
Keiichiro, right?
Keiichiro!
Is this Keiichiro?
You're an old woman!
I'm not an old woman!
There it is!
Excuse me!
Hello!
I'm sorry, but...
I'd like you to put away your lunch boxes.
Oh, is that okay?
Dad, you're really honest!
You don't have any questions!
This is a microwave from Saito-san's house in Itabashi- ku, Nakamaru-cho, chosen by darts from 12 million people in Tokyo!
You're pretty, too, ma'am.
Don't say things like that!
A stone...
Oh, it's here!
You waited for me!
It's here!
It's hot!
Is it hot?
It's hot!
It's burnt!
Keiichiro-san!
You're Keiichiro, right?
It's really hot!
Um...
I'm finally able to steam and eat, so...
I'd like to drink some tea...
Cold barley tea...
You'd like to drink it, right?
I'd like to drink it...
What about darts?
Let's do it!
Ladies and gentlemen...
I see...
Now I think about it, it's been two weeks!
It's been two weeks, isn't it?
It's been a mess, hasn't it?
Yeah...
What's the matter?
There's been a lot of feedback.
Is it because of the heat?
Of course it is! The feedback line is amazing!
Even if you don't have to...
A few years ago, when the feedback line went up to 41 degrees...
Oh, it went up to 40 degrees for me too...
...it kept saying "Ultra Seven" all the time!
Seriously!
Even if you ask me why "Ultra Seven" is flying...
It doesn't break!
I see, I see...
The situation at the time...
I think it's natural!
Because it's more than 40 degrees, right?
Because it's more than 40 degrees...
It doesn't matter who's flying!
Even if "Ultra Seven" is flying all over the place...
...it's OK!
It's fine!
It's fine, it's fine!
It's fine, right?
Of course it's fine!
It's strange, but...
If it's more than 40 degrees and an adult comes out...
...they say it's bad.
Oh, really?
They say it's seedless.
Does it go up even with heat?
Yes, it goes up with heat.
Isn't it like "otafuku"?
No, it's not.
If it's "otafuku wind"...
F*** that!
If it's "otafuku wind"...
...it doesn't go up at all!
Right now, there's a lot of bullets flying!
It doesn't go up, it doesn't go up, it doesn't go up!
That kind of thing...
...when it comes to me...
...I won't let it go up on stage!
But you know...
Seriously...
What are you saying?!
If it doesn't go up from the outside, don't let it go up from the inside!
It doesn't go up!
What are you saying?!
Stop it, stop it!
Don't go with your heels!
No, "otafuku"...
"otafuku" is like that too!
"otafuku" is like that too, right?!
In the end, if it goes up with heat...
...it goes up!
To put it simply...
...it's like you're in a really bad state.
But since you two are here...
...it's fine, right?
Oh, it doesn't matter if it's 40 degrees or not?
That's right, that's right.
The other day...
When was it?
Last week?
I gave the Iranians power!
I told you!
The batteries were connected...
The batteries were connected!
You're a bad guy!
Why?
Your car is in a bad state!
But the Iranians took all of the power!
It doesn't matter!
If you opened the engine...
...it would have been like...
...really...
That's because you didn't fix it properly.
That's weird...
I did something good...
...so I should do something good and go home!
I know you want to go home...
...so you're doing something good...
...but you shouldn't be doing that!
You shouldn't do things like that!
You don't want to go home...
Wait, wait, wait...
What's wrong with you?
People always go home!
It's not like what you said last week!
Wait a minute, Funtaro!
What?
Is there anything you don't want to go home?
Like what?
Everyone goes home!
Really?
But...
Even if you're nice to girls, in the end you're nice for a reason, right?
Don't say things like that!
Wear glasses! Think about it like this. Wear glasses. Why do you wear glasses?
Because I have bad eyesight, right?
Because you have bad eyesight!
My eyesight is deteriorating.
Your eyesight is deteriorating. That's why you wear glasses.
By wearing glasses you can see better.
I'm expecting you to look better.
It's normal for ordinary people to be able to see well!
Ordinary people, right?
By wearing glasses you can become an ordinary person, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not like you're Michael, right?
Ordinary people can't see well with glasses.
It's hard for me to explain it to you.
No, no, no, no!
Glasses are a little different!
So you're not wearing glasses, right?
You're not wearing glasses, right?
How can you say that just because you're wearing glasses?
Shut up!
That was an impromptu answer!
Why don't you guys try it too?
What are you going to do if you say it to an amateur?
I don't know... I don't know...
It's the same for women, right?
Right? When you get married...
You wash the dishes...
You do the laundry...
Just do it normally!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
That's what you're saying!
Right?!
By doing that, you're raising money for your husband!
I'm not saying I'm raising it!
Why not?
I don't know...
You don't know?
I don't know...
But if you say it like that, it's not a good thing at all.
I think it's weird.
Don't you think so?
If you say you did a good thing, you'll get back about the same amount of good things?
Well, that's...
For example, the money you lost and the money you picked up, which is more?
For me, the money I lost is definitely more, right?
I see, I see...
I haven't really done much for the police, but I've had a lot of bad thoughts, right?
I see, I see...
This is where it gets weird, right?
Yeah...
The other day, I put up a saran pass on this show and left...
Yeah...
I said, "This is the best thing you can do for me," and they sent me a saran pass in a cardboard box.
Yeah...
I didn't say that because I didn't expect anything in return.
I really did say, "This is the best thing you can do for me," you know?
They sent me another one like that...
I didn't mean to say it like that, but...
I said it like that...
That happens, you know?
Yeah...
That happens, you know?
It does...
I know it's weird, but...
You two were doing it, you know?
You were the only one who wasn't feeling well.
What do you want me to do?
You don't know how to manage yourself!
If you say so...
If you don't do it properly...
I'm still doing it.
Did you show your strength?
You haven't shown it to anyone!
Do it like this.
Nothing will happen.
If you do it like this for now...
It will become something amazing.
But today...
Do it!
If you do it like this, it will become something amazing.
Do it.
Everyone will be happy.
Do you want me to do it?
Bend it.
Do you want me to do it?
Bend it.
It will hurt if you do it like that!
Does it hurt?
It hurts!
I'm sorry.
It's not done yet.
It's done!
You'll be 31 years old in two days.
What?
Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!
If you do it like that, you won't be able to show your face.
It will hurt.
It's fine.
I'm doing it for my partner. I won't bite you.
I'm right behind you.
Let's go!
I want to show you.
What is this?
It's coming out!
Where?
It's coming out!
You can't see me, can you?!
I'll stop here for today.
And this part here...
It's like I'm in Monaco.
It's like I'm in ice Monaco.
It hurts!
Get out!
You said you had abs.
Get out!
Why do you have such a cute smile?
When I see your smile...
Get out!
I want to smile with you.
Why do you have such a cute smile?
Actually...
How can I say...
It was meaningful for me to be raised like this.
Originally...
I was taught not to smile.
Who taught you that?
What?
Who taught you that?
My uncle.
What?
My uncle.
Isn't it your father?
Yes, you're right.
I think a human's smile is the most beautiful.
Only humans can smile.
You know...
Otosei laughs when I feed him.
He laughs?
In Kamugawa Seaworld...
Otosei was on TV the other day.
When I fed him...
When he does this... I laugh.
When he gives me a signal... I laugh.
You're lying!
I'm serious!
It's disgusting!
It's not?
It's not.
Then...
Then what is it?
What's the next story?
Only humans and deers laugh in animals.
Oh, I see.
Deer!
Is that a deer? I thought it was Otosei.
Otosei.
But I don't know if it's a deer.
Oh, it's a deer.
It's Otosei with a little deer in it...
How do I say it?
It's like...
It's like fried food.
Well, that's fine.
Let's leave it like that.
Right?
There are only two kinds of this.
And that smile is also a human symbol.
I see.
If I say this...
You may be angry...
But to be clear...
Your smiling face is disgusting!
Well...
Your painful smile...
You say it's cute...
But I...
How long have you been working together?
13 years? 14 years?
Your smiling face is disgusting!
So don't laugh!
Try laughing a little.
It doesn't make any sense.
Try laughing a little.
That's not true.
Humans aren't like that.
That was back in the days of hunting.
You want me to say it?
Lately I've been thinking about it, but I'm really bad at driving.
Who?
Tokyo people.
I don't know if they're Tokyo people or not, but they're from Tokyo.
You know, I wanted to turn left, but I kept turning left.
Right?
And even though there's a three or four lane left turn,
it's only one lane to turn left.
This one is like this!
Like this!
I didn't get hit even once!
But I don't think you'll get better.
Why?!
You've been like that since we came.
No! The one in the front that turns in the left turn like this, right?
Then the second one is like this!
And the next one is like this!
Like this! Like this! Like this! Wow!
But what is "wow"?
It's God's "goka wo"
The one that's yellow and tries to stop right away, right?
The one in Osaka is like "Don't turn red! Don't turn yellow!"
The one in Tokyo is like "Ah, I hope it doesn't turn yellow"
This one is really weak!
It's like it can go like this at any time.
You're saying it like you don't know!
But what makes me angry is...
You're driving like "Wow!" right?
And there's a car that's parking over there
And you're trying to participate in this flow, you know?
It's okay if you participate, right?
Because you want to go home, right?
But you're driving like "Wow!"
And I'm being stingy!
With this flow!
Even if I go, there won't be a car for a while!
It's empty in the back!
Even so, you're driving in front of me!
Well, there are all kinds of things...
Why?!
Hurry up and get in!
Ah! This much?!
Ah!
You want to get in, right?
You can't stand it, right?
You can turn around! With my butt!
With my butt, you can get in anywhere!
It's like you can do backflips!
Ah! It's open!
It's impossible! Why?!
Why is it like this?!