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Good evening, I'm the kid's waiter.
Actually, it's hard for me to say this, but Hamada-kun is on leave today.
Why is he on leave?
Oh, it's because of a certain show's project.
We were wondering if we could have a full match, and we decided to play baseball...
What are you talking about?! What's baseball got to do with it?!
Did you play baseball?!
I did!
What are you doing, Hamada?!
What?!
So, um...
Don't you do your job?!
I don't...
What's your job?!
I use muscles I don't have...
What?!
What's your job?!
My job is...
Get out of here!
So, um...
We have to do something about the show, so...
Well, we're on leave today, but...
So, um...
Sorry about that!
So, um...
Sorry about that!
We'll send you to jail!
We'll spin your vote!
Huh?!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Later, this land will...
In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Arahende", "Chiki Chiki Ikasu no Nojiman Tengoku"
The first round goes to...
The first judge is this singer, Yoshida Ken-san!
And the performer is...
Yogomori Ryodo-sensei!
Thank you!
I'm laughing and thinking it's past. I wish I could hate you, but I love you after all.
Stop it! I was confident!
You put too much emotion into it. Who do you think you are?
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
There is something beyond the sky. Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
The Earth is unstable The Earth is unstable No, Gacha is Gacha...
We don't do anything like sports in the opening.
But today, we have a professional!
Good evening! Good evening! Good evening!
Good evening! Good evening!
The judge is this high GoPro!
Hey!
Don't do that!
What's wrong with you?
Is that a real ball?
How can it be a real ball?
I don't know!
Once again, I'm the host of the manga dojo.
The host is me, Hamada Masato. Thank you for coming.
Using this hot spring mug,
Let's have Ebisu-san draw something that spins and hits your head.
Let's start with Ebisu-san!
This is a kappa.
It spins and hits my head in the sun.
Kappa.
Isn't that pretty good, Ebisu-san?
Is it?
Are you nervous?
No, I'm not.
Samiki-chan!
Spinning sushi.
Does it get hot in the summer?
She drew a spinning sushi.
It spins and hits my head in the summer.
It's hot in the summer and there's snow on top of the sushi.
You idiot!
I told you not to touch girls!
This is perfect for me.
It spins and hits my head in the summer.
This is it.
A light woman.
It spins and hits my head in the summer.
Good!
That's amazing.
Did you go to the Olympics?
It hurts.
Yes, yes, yes. Wide balance.
More, more.
Yes! Big jump!
Big jump!
Full stop!
Get it!
Get it! Yes! Roll, roll, roll!
I did it!
Right?
Today is Mr. Alban's birthday.
I've been planning this for a long time, but I couldn't make it due to their busy schedules.
We have a great guest today.
He's good.
Please welcome, Mr. Yasuo Yamada and Ms. Naegoro!
You're serious, aren't you?
No, no, I'm not.
I was bored. I was bored. I couldn't help it.
You're lying! You're lying!
I won't let you get away with this.
Oh, I'm in trouble.
I thought you were Mr. Ruban.
Oh, I missed you. I missed you so much.
I missed you so much.
No, I'm Mr. Ruban.
Five years ago, I heard that you were sent to the mountains of Shinshu because you forbade foreign trade.
Oh, Mr. Rubutico.
If there is a God who abandons the world, there is also a God who picks it up. Read it!
Well, there is information about Mr. Ruban's involvement in the Saarlinger's business meeting.
Therefore, we would like to arrest him with the assistance of you, who know him best.
As you can see, there is also an arrest warrant for Interpol.
Give Mr. Ruban some credit!
Ruban! Are you really Ruban?!
Oh, Yamada!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Today's first class meeting is in English, right?
It's in English!
Right?
Right!
This is the pattern I've never wanted to do before!
Excuse me!
Mr. Ted Delicata!
That was a great party!
I hate movies!
That was so good!
That was great!
That was so good!
When did you wake up, Tony?!
Now, let's get started with our first class meeting!
Kento, did you see over there?
Yes.
There's this.
Is this in English?
Rola!
It's Japanese!
Isn't it Rola?!
Is this Mr. Saijo Hideki?
So...
How do you say it?
How do you say "half"?
Don't use Japanese!
Today we have a lot of...
Six people...
We have invited two guests.
First of all...
Our guest...
Mr. Amikoshi!
You're in good health, aren't you?
I haven't said anything weird.
And our next guest...
Mrs. Komori!
Please come in, Mrs. Komori!
Do you still have feelings for him?
Right now...
I still have feelings for him.
Really?
Yes.
How about you, Mr. Namikoshi?
You know...
Mr. Namikoshi...
You know...
He's not like you...
You know...
He's not like you!
We're screwed!
Let's get along!
You know...
This is the first time I've hidden in a man's toilet in front of an eight-year-old.
It was a little painful today.
I was about to say, "More better."
That's...
The teacher also laughed a lot.
You'll be luckier.
Saito, commercial break now.
Teacher, you suck.
I talked about the night and proved it.
My dream, so much that it's worth it.
With just one drink.
A romantic voice.
Give me the sky.
Fly around.
Come on, my hair.
Wow.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
First time on "The Child's Hand".
"Chiki Chiki Magic Seed Peeling Great Accomplishment"!
Stop with that lame music!
First up is Magi Shiro-san!
How many types of magic can you do?
I can do about 7 types of magic.
Hey!
You're not supposed to say that!
That's why you eat a lot of food!
I won't go to the same place again without any influence.
Now, let's introduce our teacher for today's magic show.
Yes!
Mr. Sumie Shogyoku-sai! Please come in!
Thank you for having me.
Someone, please shake this.
Okay. 3.
3.
I'll put the 3 card in front of you.
Okay.
I'll put away the other cards.
First, like this...
The back is red, right?
Yes.
This is also red, this is also red, and this is also red.
Everything is red, right?
Yes.
Only this was blue.
Hmm...
Even if I shake it like this...
Maybe...
Hey, Magi-san!
The 3 will come out.
If you shake it 10 times, it will come out 10 times.
Huh?
5 came out.
What do you mean?
Huh?
As I thought, it's Trump.
Hey!
You just said this!
It looks like Germany is wearing it.
To put it simply, it's like "Who is the real one?"
First of all, let me introduce our speaker.
This is Mr. Moto Fuyuki-san!
Mr. Fuyuki-san, do you usually do nothing?
I usually wear a mesh wig.
And next to him is...
Mr. Trump Kongo-san!
You shaved your beard?
Yes, I shaved it.
Excuse me for a second.
Kongo-san, you have a beard, don't you?
Yes, I shaved it for about 3 hours.
Well, you know, today...
Kongo-san shaved his beard...
Oh my...
You have a good head!
You look like a bad-mannered young man.
Number one or number two?!
Number three or number four?!
Number four looks like a wig to me.
On the contrary!
This is a lie!
I see!
I'm number four.
Oh, you're crying.
It's like the most wig-like wig.
Then it can't be helped!
Number two!
Let's see the correct answer!
This person!
Number one!
It's not!
It won't fly!
Huh?!
It's not!
It's a mustache.
You're weak!
It's no good!
♪ Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump... ♪
This is nerve-wracking!
It's hot!
It's been a while.
Rehearsal day!
Oh, yeah?
This is the school.
The same set-up as before we came back.
But you really didn't come back?
I'm fine!
You're not back, are you?
I'm fine, but I'm back where I am.
Who was the first one to have this kind of make-up in the first place?
Oh, it's you!
You look a little like me!
Welcome!
Oh, it's cold.
Ta-da!
My heart left in the sky is like summer.
Dreams wake up in the middle of the night and flow.
The first "Kid's errand" Chiki-chiki!
Good evening!
Now, the evening has begun.
Dance, dance, dance!
Now, first of all, let me introduce you to the judges and teachers!
Yes!
First of all, here!
Sugi!
Ace, finalist!
Wow!
Wonderful!
Your singing is wonderful!
Now!
Knight!
Jiego-sensei!
Thank you!
Oh, it's cold.
My heart left in the sky is like summer.
You know, when you shake your hands like this, your hands stop in the middle of it.
Right, right, right.
Right?
I think it's better if you don't stop.
And with that, your waist should be like...
Like this.
What are you talking about?
Like this.
You!
It's finally time for the last piece of work.
The last piece of work is...
Yes, you all know it.
Now, let's get started.
Oh, he looks a little nervous.
Since it's his 40th time, it's his last time.
No, no, I'm nervous.
I'm nervous.
He said something ridiculous earlier.
Now, let's go.
40th pass line.
Now, how did it go?
How did the judges rate it?
Comedian.
It was good!
It was a shame!
It was good, but...
Judges, please give me a little more.
You did it by yourself?
Yes!
You did it by yourself?
You made it by yourself?
No.
No?
Yes, yes, yes.
Who made it?
Yes!
You made it by yourself?
Yes!
You made it by yourself?
Judges, please give me a little more!
You made it!
No, you can't go back!
Congratulations!
That's great!
Passed!
But I've never done a makeup like this to impersonate someone!
I'm really happy.
I want to invite you like this, and pass with you all.
I want to give you applause.
What a wonderful friend you are!
I've paid! I've paid for one!
Stop it!
It's getting embarrassing for me, too!
It's a happy joke, isn't it?
It's a bit of a lively joke, isn't it?
Thank you very much.
It's a bit of a lonely joke, isn't it?
Did you get it, you bastards?
How did you like it?
We couldn't show you everything, but...
Last year, we changed the content of "Gaki no Tsukai" and sent it like this.
Next week, I hope Amada-kun will get better and come back.
I'd like to show you "Gaki no Tsukai" as usual.
Thank you very much for today.
You...
Yes?
Don't make fun of me anymore!
Yes, I won't.
Yes.
I didn't get much out of it...
I thought Yamada-kun would make fun of me, but...
I didn't get much out of it.
I was expecting too much from Yamada-kun.
I'd like to say goodbye for today.