AISubs v3.5
Hi!
Hello everyone!
- It's hot isn't it. - It's hot.
- I guess mosquitoes are hot. - Mosquitoes are hot.
- There were mosquitoes here last time. - Yeah.
- That's what happened. - Yeah.
- It was hot. - It was hot, wasn't it?
- It was so hot, wasn't it? - It was so hot, wasn't it?
- Because it was raining. - Yeah.
- That's right. - So it was hot.
- It was hot. - It was hot, wasn't it?
- I don't have anything else. - He doesn't have anything.
- I can't change it, you know? - What do you mean?
- I don't have enough exercise, you know? - Yeah, you've been saying it for a while now.
- My body starts to shake, you know? - Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to change.
I'm not going to change, but I'm just going to get my old self back, you know?
I don't know what you're saying, but...
- It's like this. - What do you mean?
- My room in the middle right now is amazing. - What is it?
It's like a little sports club.
- Oh, you're trying to make me say something about money. - No, no, I don't have money, but it's a loan.
I've been doing push-ups a hundred times.
Oh, not just push-ups, but abs a hundred times.
- Yeah. - You've been doing abs a hundred times, haven't you?!
- I haven't done it a hundred times. - Huh?!
Even now, you know, in the past you'd say "ah" and I'd say "ah" and you'd say "huh?!"
- You could say that about everyone. - I could?!
You know, my old self, you know?
No, no, you didn't say "ah" or anything like that in the past.
- I did! - You did!
You always did push-ups, didn't you?!
- That's why I'm telling you to work out! - You're really bad at this.
- Um, I'm not going to say it, so... - Are you going to say it?!
- I'm not going to say it, so... - Are you going to say it?!
- I'm talking right now! - No, no, you're not going to say it.
- No, I'm not going to say it! - You're not going to say it?!
- A cow... - What's that? - A cow approaching... - Where is it?
- Something like a water cow... - Which one?!
- A horned one... - No, no, no! A horned one?!
- Be clear! What does a horned cow have to do with it? - A horned cow is approaching...
- A horned cow?! What's that?! Is it a horse or a cow?!
- A horned cow?! Is it a horse or a cow?! - I don't know anything about it!
- I don't care about it! - Huh?!
- What is it?! - It's a man like you said. - Oh, it's that big?!
- Well, I'll take it back. - Please do it!
- I think it would be better if you did it like me. - No, no, that's...
- Can you touch it? - What? - Seriously, can you touch it?
- I can't see anything. - Can you move it?
- You're always like this!
- I can't feel my chest muscle! - Well, if you touch your chest muscle...
- You can't feel your chest muscle. - You're annoying!
- I'll do my best. - Do your best. - I'll do my best.
- How is it?
- How is your job?
- We work together every day. - How is it?
- Well, I'm angry about...
- You don't know anything about the survey? - No.
- You're lying! - I'm not lying!
- You're not saying anything! - You're a comedian, a comedian, and you're stingy!
- Oh, you think you're number one? - I think I'm number one!
- You're like that! You're never listening! - No, I don't know about that!
- But you know, my rank is really low!
- You're definitely lying!
I'm supposed to be in second place!
Wow, you're getting taller and taller!
Be a man and look up in the sky!
I'm sorry, but...
And then you call an amateur guide and tell them that you're not a pervert, right?
No, I don't think like that!
I really don't want you to do it anymore. I don't want you to believe me.
I'm telling you, I'm not a pervert!
I'm not a pervert!
You're showing your nose again!
You're showing your antennae again!
- You're saying weird things! - What?
- You have a mole here, don't you? - I do!
- You're telling me you have a mole again! - No, no!
Nose and mole are different!
Nose and mole are the same!
No, no, no!
If you do something about it, you can do it!
You can still get it back, but you can't show it!
- I can get it back! - You can't take it back easily like that!
- You can! - No, no!
It doesn't come out or not, but it comes out of you!
- If you do it... - No, no, no!
That won't happen.
To who?
It doesn't work like that.
Why not?
Even if you're on TV like this, even if I'm naked, you're not on TV, but the audience doesn't know you're watching TV at all.
Well, of course.
It's like you're naked or I'm naked.
Enough!
Is that how you're going to come?!
It's rude of you to talk like that! What are you putting in there?!
You're putting it in there, but you're doing this!
That's what I thought.
Don't put it in there!
Buy it!
I'm doing it because it's on TV!
Put it in there!
Don't put it in there.
Don't put it in there!
Which one is it?
If you step on it, you'll get nosebleed.
I don't like it.
What's up with you?
You'll get nosebleed!
It's stuck! It's stuck! It's stuck!
It's stuck! It's stuck!
Look! It's stuck!
It's stuck! It's stuck! It's stuck!
It's up! It's up! It's up!
It's shining! It's shining! It's shining!
The customers who come to see this musical instrument...
What do they usually do?
They work!
They're strange customers.
What do you mean?
They like musical instruments.
I see.
They like downtown, but it's different.
But they look at you with sparkling eyes.
When it's over, they go home.
They do!
They do?
They don't!
They don't?
It's so strong you can't even drive it!
We used to do that in Osaka!
You can't even drive a car normally!
It's not like we're that old.
That's true.
It's hot. It's really hot.
It's hot, isn't it?
Yeah.
Take out your jacket.
I took it out.
Hamada-nii-san, Hitoshi-kun, hello!
Hello!
I just realized something.
Your manzai...
I want to see it!
But I want to see you two turn against each other, Hamada-nii-san becomes a fool and Hitoshi-kun becomes Tsukkomi.
It's more important for me to start thinking about that.
You know...
Hamada-chan's Tsukkomi is...
What? I can't say anything good about it.
Hamada-chan's Tsukkomi is...
Amazing!
I'll say it like this...
Even if you don't say anything good about it...
If I say something good about it...
It'll be amazing!
You're pretending like you don't know...
No, no, no...
Can I say it?
No, no...
Can you be stupid?!
Why do you have to say it?
Do you remember it all?
No, I don't...
If you didn't have a mic here, it'd be hard for me to do it...
Give me the mic!
Do you really have it?
It looks like you decided to do it from the beginning...
No, I put it here for the introduction.
Then you come over here.
You're annoying!
Of course I am!
You're annoying!
It's hard for me to do it if you don't come out.
You're annoying!
Ah, you're right...
( Barony catalogue )
What am I saying?!
You're angry with me these days, right?!
Of course I am...
Even if you walk around me, poor me!
Yeah, you take children with you...
That's scary...
Your parents must be sick of you!
What's with you?!
You're talking like a dragon!
Ah, that's right.
You know, when you're walking down the street and you see a kid with make-up on
and you're taken away by an old man you don't know
and you have to pay for it later on the phone.
Hello?
Are you kidding me?!
Hello?
Are you there?
Yes.
You have a son in 3rd grade, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I have a son in 6th grade.
What's with you?!
You didn't tell me to bring you anything!
I'm begging you!
What's with you?
I don't know...
What's with you?
You're so desperate!
Why is it like this?
Hello?
How many do you want me to bring you?
You're lying...
5 million.
5 million?!
Is it expensive?
No, no...
Is it 5 million?
Is it expensive?
No...
Is it 5 million?
Is it expensive?
No, it's 5 million, right?
No, it's fine!
What's with you?!
Um...
What's with that box?
Is it late?
It's late...
Is it?
Um...
I'll tell you now, so bring it to me.
Yes, yes!
I'll tell you...
Put 500 yen coins in a green bag,
write on a black bag with yellow paper,
put it in a red bag,
and if you bring it to me,
I'll go get it while I'm in a white bag!
You're lying!
No, no, no! You're wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong!
This kidnapping is hard to do!
Definitely!
Which is easier?
If it's like that, then the doctor is easier!
Doctor!
Wait, I'll think of one!
I've thought of one...
I beg you!
Teacher!
Father of Masaharu.
Teacher, father of Masaharu.
That's right.
The other day you came and took a photo of a lentimeter.
I see.
You got a burnt picture of it.
This is not a comment!
What's wrong with you now?
Not now, it's not the first time.
Father of Masaharu.
That's right.
The other day you came and took a photo of a lentimeter.
I see.
You got a burnt picture of it.
I was doing business, so I got about twenty of them.
I sold the number and put it up in the hallway.
If you had a better number, you could have told me again.
I'll show you one of my pictures.
This one.
I saw this from the solar system, Masaharu.
From a far away place...
There are too many clouds, I don't know what's going on.
I'll explain.
I see.
This lung part goes like this.
And from here it goes like this.
It should go like this, but...
I was talking more than I should have.
I thought I should say it quickly.
We were all talking about it.
Thank you very much.
Shut up!
You bastard!
You only say one thing!
Huh? What were you doing?
Huh?
This is a baseball joke!
Coach, I'm quitting baseball.
Okay, quit it.
If I quit...
I won't be able to fly.
If I quit, I won't be able to do it, right?
Stop me.
Stop you?
I said I quit!
Stop me!
In my dad's pajamas...
Who said that?!
I didn't say "stop me"!
Hey! Why did you have to go in your dad's pajamas?!
Cut!
Stop me!
That's how you say it.
That's right.
Director! I'm quitting baseball!
Okay, quit.
Wh-what is that?!
Oh my goodness!
You should have stopped me!
In my dad's pajamas...
Why are you wearing your dad's pajamas?!
Car...
Can I get in?
Look!
Cameraman!
There's a lot of people!
Were you waiting for me like this?!
Director!
You should have told me!